"Tang Zhenglong, what is this for? Was he preparing to shoot from a corner? ”

The audience was stunned.

Tang Zhenglong pretended to be a big-tailed wolf.

"This must be pretended, otherwise it will be seen through every minute."

It's a bit of an emperor's new clothes.

Atletico Madrid is in the penalty area, so as not to let Tang Zhenglong really hang in at zero angle.

Tang Zhenglong starts to run, will a great goal be born?

Shot...... Wait a minute, pass?

And it's boccia.

Di Maria picked up the ball in the corner of the box and immediately passed it to Cristiano Ronaldo in the box, and the Portuguese shot straight at goal.

What is this?

I ordered pizza and ended up with ramen.

What we were expecting was Tang Zhenglong's zero-angle sling, but what we were given was such a low and explosive attack!!

De Gea saved, Ronaldo was too close to the goal and the ball flew into the goal!!

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！！

The fans at the Bernabeu Stadium were crazy.

"It's 3 to 2, so let's do ramen."

Flores kicked over the water bottle on the sideline, what is that? Deception?

Atletico have a feeling of being deceived up and down.

Mourinho's side immediately prepared to make a substitution, replacing Tang Zhenglong with Diarra.

He knew that if he didn't change people, Tang Zhenglong would be kicked to death, and the opponent was very angry.

"Real Madrid substitutions."

Tang Zhenglong walked slowly away, and he could delay a little longer.

The Atletico players were furious.

Thiago came up and pushed Tang Zhenglong.

"Get out of here, don't waste time."

"You push me again."

Thiago stretched out his hand, but retracted.

He knew that if this was pushed, Tang Zhenglong would immediately turn on the drum washing machine mode.

Tang Zhenglong walked too slowly, and the referee couldn't stand it.

"Can you hurry up."

"Okay."

"Ah!!h

"What's wrong again?"

"I had a sudden cramp in my leg."

The referee sweated to death.

"Substitution."

"You just got replaced, do you still have to play dead during the substitution?"

Marcelo hurriedly ran over to press Tang Zhenglong's legs, in life, the dead are the greatest, and the injured are the biggest on the court.

The referee also hated it, but it was the player's right to get hurt.

Atletico players came to protest.

"If it's our home stadium, throw it on him right away."

The referee said he had to wait for the stretcher to enter.

The stretcher came.

The referee laughed: "What do you want to do now?" ”

Tang Zhenglong got up, "Referee, I'm okay, I'm going to walk off the court, Marcelo will hold me." ”

……

……

"You'd better get on a stretcher, okay? I beg you. ”

"Referee, I'm a player, it's okay to have a little difficulty."

Tang Zhenglong limped off the court, and the whole world knew that he was stalling for time, and the referee couldn't do anything.

Finally, the game is over, and there is not much time left for the game.

When the final whistle blew, Atletico Madrid players came over to surround Tang Zhenglong.

"You liar."

"Your leg is fine, it's fraud, we're going to appeal to the Football Association, UEFA."

"My leg is really cramping, if you don't believe me, I can do an MRI after the game and show it to you, if you can understand the film."

"Get out!!"

Not far away, Mu Shuai was very excited.

"Beat him, beat him, then Atletico will be banned."

Mores Khan died, "Boss, is Don our player?" ”

"It's okay, Don's skin is very thick, and being beaten is like tickling."

……

……

In the end, the Atletico players didn't make a move.

After the game, Tang Zhenglong once again became the focus of the mixed interview area.

"Don, what do you think of all the Atletico benches being sent off?"

"I deserve it, I want La Liga to punish the opponents heavily, they threw me out like garbage, woo woo."

A reporter said: "But your rolling is too exaggerated, and you rolled to the opponent's bench." ”

Tang Zhenglong looked at the reporter, "I'll kick you now, let everyone see if you can roll around, okay?" ”

“……”

"I admit that I'm a bit exaggerated, but the other party kicked me many times, if I didn't exaggerate, they would kick me unscrupulously, and I would have been dead."

Another person asked: "Don, your zero-angle shot must be the best goal in La Liga this season, right?" ”

"Hahaha, this ...... It's hard to say, I think there will be more exciting goals, who made me Tang Zhenglong. ”

"What's the secret to shooting from zero angles?"

"It's actually quite simple – talent."

Burst.

"The Atletico players say you're a liar."

"Huh...... They're snakes, and I don't care what the snakes say. ”

"Don, you and Aguero ......"

Tang Zhenglong knew what he wanted to say and immediately stopped him.

"I'm sorry, this is the stadium, no gossip."

"Don, do you want to say something to Barcelona now?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Let's talk about it then." ”

******

"I'm throwing up." Fermina made a look like she was about to vomit.

turned on the TV this week, and it was Tang Zhenglong's zero-angle shot.

"How down is La Liga now? Such a ball will blow up. ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "This goal can be blown for a lifetime, zero angle, do you know Basten's zero angle?" ”

"I don't know."

"You should really watch more football, it's from the Florentino family."

"Hehe, I'm not going to take over the family business."

That's when the phone rang.

"Mino, what's the matter with me?"

"Vanity Fair asked you to shoot the cover."

"Oh, how much?"

"No money."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned, "Then let them die." ”

Tang Zhenglong hung up the phone.

"What's wrong?" Fermina asked.

"What did that dead fat man say that "Vanity Fair" asked me to shoot the cover, and he didn't give me money, do you say it's funny?"

Fermina was dumbfounded.

"Are you sure it's Vanity Fair?"

"yes."

"Wow!!"

……

"Are you crazy?"

"Don't you really know Vanity Fair?"

"I don't know."

"It's the most famous magazine in the world, and how many celebrities want to be on their cover."

This is similar to looking for you to go to the Spring Festival Gala in China, but you ask, how much money to give.

"You mean I should say yes?"

"Nonsense, if it's on the cover of Vanity Fair's magazine, there will be a lot more brands looking for you to endorse in the future."

Much's more? That's money.

"Wait a minute, I'll call the dead fat man right away."

"Fatty, I was wrong just now, I'm willing to shoot the cover."

"Hehe, did you check it on the Internet?"

……

"I was wrong, I don't usually read magazines, I read science books."

"I know, human science."

Burst!!!!

"Dead fat." Tang Zhenglong scolded in his heart.

"But I'm flying to London, no problem, right?"

"No problem, Cristiano has a private jet, I'll borrow it and use it, it's a good thing to make money, of course I'll go."

"Hehe, go up!"

At this time, Fermina asked next to him, "Can he take his girlfriend with him?" ”