Chapter 308: Old Dog's Crazy Plan
At six o'clock in the evening, Dafuyuan.
Gu Laogou and a few children in the 203 dormitory have been drinking for a while.
Lu Ruisong asked everyone about the amount of alcohol they had drunk last night, and finally acted like he was angry and the three of them were indisputable, and now it seems that there is a reason for his mood.
Because he himself is the one who can't drink the most.
After only two bottles of beer, this thing vomited......
This is very similar to some parents, who have no ability and dislike their children for not reading well.
But I have to say that although Mr. Lu can't drink, his attitude towards drinking is very correct.
"Come, third, let's go one."
Lu Ruisong sat directly opposite Gu Yun, probably because he had to touch Gu Yun Dingguang, so he handed over the cup with his hand, and his body was almost on the table, and the momentum of Mount Tai was so frightened that the braised carp on the table opened their mouths wide with a frightened expression.
Gu Laogou was also worried that if he didn't touch this cup with him, he might be so angry that he might be so angry that he would squirt out something in his mouth, and then he would not be able to eat this table of dishes.
So he quickly got up and touched him, "Boss, sit down, I'll you at will." ”
Lu Ruisong was very happy, and said with a smile, "Who do you look down on, third child?" I toast you, I don't do it, is it still Northeast Silver? Still the boss of 203? ”
Lu Ruisong should indeed be happy, because many people want to be Gu Laogou's younger brother and have no chance, he just let Gu Laogou shout "boss" because he has been empty for so many months.
Although the gold content is not high, in a few years, this should be able to blow him for a lifetime, and then it is no problem to drink a few more bottles.
Lu Ruisong had another cup of stomach and then burped, and now his stomach almost looked like it was about to give birth.
Ye Jinbo was still taking out smoked dried fish and pickled vegetables into the plastic bag he brought and putting them on the table, afraid that a few people would say that he was stingy, so he couldn't wait to put them all on the table.
The boy didn't talk much, but he wanted to talk, but every time everyone stopped to look at him, ready to listen to him, he knotted his tongue and stammered.
"Eat, everyone eat, I brought a lot." Ye Jinbo kept greeting.
After three rounds of drinking, Lu Yiming lit a cigarette and said mysteriously, "I told you, I'm already going to Rem's WeChat." ”
"Damn, so fast?" Lu Ruisong's eyes widened, "When?" ”
Rem is from Lu Ruisong and Lu Yiming's class, and it is said that he is an ethnic minority from Shuzhong, and he is very good-looking, and he is known as the class flower of their second class of information science.
According to Lu Yiming's description, he fell in love with this simple and beautiful girl at first sight, and it was love at first sight.
Of course, it can also be said to be a rebellion, after all, even if he changes girls, as long as he looks good, he will fall in love at first sight.
Gu Laogou was a little disappointed, to be honest, Lu Yiming's conditions were good, he was good-looking, he could speak well, his family background might not be bad, he originally wanted him to chase Li Mengyao, and he was even ready to push Li Mengyao to him on WeChat tonight.
Li Mengyao's girl is not a good person, and it just so happens that Lu Yiming is not a serious person, these two goods are going to be on the line, just like Li Kui meets Zhang Fei, no one should think the other party is black.
Not to mention, Li Mengyao's temper is more than enough to cure Lu Yiming, and Lu Yiming looks very experienced, and coaxing Li Mengyao may also be at ease, in this case, the two may really be able to collide with the spark of love.
In case it was like Zhao Cheng and Zhao Hena, then Gu Yun wouldn't mind calling Li Mengyao sister-in-law.
This is his brand new plan, to make Li Mengyao his sister-in-law, to ensure that there will be no accidents.
Although Li Mengyao has formed a bond with him now, and he also knows that he has a girlfriend, it seems that he may not like him at all, but Gu Laogou still does not dare to be careless, and is still trying to find a way to completely eliminate this hidden danger.
I have to say that the old dog does things, all aspects are stable, killing people and digging pits, burying it is not at ease, you have to tamp the soil, and then pour cement, and I can't wait to bury a circle of mines around, it seems that this is worthy of the word "stability".
There's no way, this Shura field is so cruel that even a 10,000-year-old demon like him doesn't dare to be hard now, he just wants to hide.
If Li Mengyao still has an accident when he becomes his sister-in-law, then he really doesn't want to say anything, which can only show that the will of God is difficult to disobey.
In this case, as the saying goes, dumplings are not as good as dumplings.......
Well, overthinking.
Now that Lu Yiming has found his target, although he may not mind having more targets, he can't instigate others to be a scumbag, after all, he also wants to save some character for himself.
So you have to change your goal.
It's better to change it?
Lu Ruisong's goods are worth more than 200 catties of weight, and he doesn't know how to rub the oil at the corners of his mouth, and it is estimated that Li Mengyao can't look down on it.
As for a small shy man like Ye Jinbo...... Hey, Li Mengyao has a strong personality, will it be good for this?
can be used as an alternative, but it's a big deal to take the time to teach him how to subdue a girl with a strong personality.
Gu Laogou was thinking about it, and suddenly felt the mobile phone in his trouser pocket move.
When I opened it, it was a photo sent by Su Xiao.
The photo is a selfie of the four girls in their dormitory, in a private room in a restaurant, and they are supposed to be having dinner together.
Su Xiao sat in the middle, a tall and thin girl sat next to her, and the other two girls stood behind them, the four of them smiled and made a victory gesture, and on the wall behind them, a green bamboo painting was very conspicuous.
"There was a pot of sauerkraut fish that was delicious, and I remembered the sauerkraut fish we ate downstairs that day." Su Xiao sent another message.
Gu Yun thought about it, she and Su Xiao had eaten sauerkraut fish together many times, but the "day" she said should be the day she met Zhou Da and them for the first time.
The girl always remembers the day with special significance very clearly, because the traffic light called her "sister-in-law", she blushed at that time, although she struggled shyly, but later did not deny it.
Thinking about it, that day should be regarded as the first day of Su Xiao's acquiescence.
Gu Laogou smiled and replied, "Eat more vegetables and drink less." ”
"The head of the dormitory drank a lot, and I only drank a small glass."
After this message, Su Xiao sent a cute bear expression again.
"Well, your dormitory is tall and thin, you should be able to drink, don't compare the amount of alcohol with her." Gu Yun replied.
"Hey, how do you know she's our head of the dormitory? I don't remember telling you. Su Xiao was surprised.
"You forgot? I'll do it! Gu Laogou began to tease Su Xiao again, this is a very fun thing.
"No, you have to tell me how you figured it out, or I'm going to treat you like a monster!"
Su Xiao originally just wanted to send a message to Gu Yun before continuing to eat, but now she found that as long as she chatted with Gu Yun, she couldn't put down her mobile phone.
Gu Laogou had the heart to tease Su Xiao again, but at this time, he saw that Lin Ruoyin also sent a WeChat, so he had to end the topic as soon as possible, after all, while eating, chatting with the two girls, then the meal would be eaten.
"Aren't you two sitting and the other two standing? Generally speaking, the person who sits has a relatively high status in the hearts of others, you are because you are good-looking, and the other is not good-looking, but she can sit to indicate that she has a special status, such as being the head of the dormitory. ”
There is also the main point that Gu Yun didn't say, because the tall and thin girl has a sharp eyebrow, this kind of girl is more competitive, she should be the most interested in being the boss of the dormitory, the other three girls look soft and weak, and the head of the dormitory is not an important position, so she will not compete with her under normal circumstances.
Of course, these are unnecessary things to say, tease a girl, just say it where she is happy, many straight men often make this kind of mistake, often only thinking about how to highlight their intelligence, but ignoring the core.
It is still necessary to praise girls occasionally, but you should be careful not to praise when you have nothing to do, but to praise "for a reason", so that you can look advanced.
Sure enough, Su Xiao was very happy, and without saying anything, he first sent a "covering his mouth and snickering" expression.
"Big liar, you should come to the Department of Political Science and Law, with your reasoning ability, you will be very good at being a prosecutor and a lawyer!"
"No, you can be a barrister, and I will be your assistant in the future."
Su Xiao, who was holding her mobile phone, couldn't help but laugh when she talked about this, she even saw the near future, she was sitting in the office studying the case, and the "assistant" Gu Yun was sitting opposite her, helping her analyze the case.
Oops, the "assistant" in a suit and tie is so handsome!
Oh, are you still in the mood to work?
If only there was a day when I was doing the work I liked and having someone I liked, what could be happier than that?
"Su Xiao, what are you laughing at?" A girl at the table smiled and asked, "What did your boyfriend send you, let's be happy when you say it!" ”
Su Xiao blushed slightly, and hurriedly sent a note to Gu Yun, "Let's not talk about it first, let's eat." ”
Then he looked up and smiled, "It's nothing, she told a joke." ”
But seeing that the head of the dormitory frowned, he said, "Let's set another rule, in the future, when our sisters gather, we are not allowed to send messages to our boyfriends without permission, and it is strictly forbidden to show affection!" ”
Several girls laughed, and Su Xiao couldn't help but smile, but after seeing that the head of the dormitory seemed to be laughing, and seemed to be really angry, she thought to herself, she is really fierce.
In fact, I still miss Zhao Hena and them......
Gu Laogou saw that Su Xiao had finished chatting, so he switched the chat box to Lin Ruoyin.
At this time, Lu Yiming began to urge, "What are you doing third?" Even if it's a chat, you can't talk all the time, brothers, you haven't been in a mess yet! ”
"That's it, punish yourself for drinking, don't you say fourth?" Lu Ruisong echoed.
Ye Jinbo, who was named, smiled shyly, hesitated, picked up the wine bottle and poured wine for Gu Yun.
Then he said, "Brother Gu, drink slowly." ”
didn't go against Boss Lu's intentions, and didn't echo them and say that they wanted to punish Gu Yun for drinking, Ye Jinbo seemed to be very careful in everything he did, and he was not like a boy, but if he looked closely, he was still very smart.
This kid is a little interesting.
Gu Laogou immediately drank this glass of wine, and then said, "Okay, let's talk with you first!" ”
After speaking, he was about to put away his mobile phone, and stopped chatting with Lin Ruoyin first, thinking that it was a big deal to turn around and say that he was drinking, and it was good that he didn't see it.
However, before closing the screen, he still glanced at Lin Ruoyin's WeChat.
Lin Ruoyin also sent a photo, but she sent a table of dishes, and it seemed that the situation was also in the private room of a restaurant, and the orchid wall color on the background wall was very conspicuous.
Wait, orchid?
Gu Laogou couldn't help frowning, feeling that something was not quite right!
immediately switched to Su Xiao's two-day frame, and took a closer look at the wall color of the photo sent by Su Xiao.
Bamboo forest!
The painting style of both is almost identical!
Meilan Zhuju, the four gentlemen of the cold year......
Gu Laogou felt a little cool behind him.
What's more, this is probably a different private room in the same hotel!
This possibility is very large, because the National People's Congress is only half an hour's walk from Beijing University, which basically belongs to the same business district, and it is normal for students from both universities to choose to have dinner there.
Then here's the problem!
In order to facilitate the operation in the future, he didn't tell them that the other party also came to the imperial capital.
Why?
For example, one day he was accompanying Su Xiao, Lin Ruoyin made several calls but didn't answer, and when Lin Ruoyin didn't know that Su Xiao was there, he explained that the phone was silent and didn't see it, Lin Ruoyin might not suspect it.
But if Lin Ruoyin knew that Su Xiao was also in the imperial capital, then she would definitely think in that direction.
That's why the two of them can't let each other know that the other is in the imperial capital.
And now, once the two of them meet, in addition to the difficulty of the operation will increase in the future, they will also suspect that they deliberately concealed this, is it ulterior motives?
Even Lin Ruoyin could guess on the spot that maybe Su Xiao had also confirmed the relationship with herself, and in order to verify this, she might ask directly.
The two of them have a pair of certificates, good guys, it turns out that he is just one of the girlfriends of the big liar/scumbag, is this worth it?
Gu Laogou's head buzzed when he thought of this.
Great......
It's only the first day of school, and the Shura field is on the scene again!
Gu Laogou now wants to ask about that mysterious power, is it so interesting?
It's only been a few days, and I can't hold it back, are you so impatient?
Thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, what age do you say you are?
For a moment, Gu Laogou didn't even bother to resist anymore, feeling that he really couldn't live this day.
Can pass, can't leave!
If you don't have a sword-wielder, then hurry up, have a good time.
Finish the sprinkling ball early!
Gu Laogou thought so, but after all, he couldn't be ruthless, after all, those two faces, those two figures, were already imprinted in his heart, melted into his blood, and it was not so easy to give up.
But he finally made a big and risky decision.
There is no way to go on like this, the only way to end the Shura field and live in harmony with them at the same time is to ......
Let them know each other's existence, know their place in their hearts, and know why they have to do this, and then ...... Two people accept the facts and coexist in harmony.
Of course, to do this, you need a long-term plan, in which every step must be considered and scrutinized, otherwise if you make a mistake, you are likely to be the sword bearer.
This plan is long, full of risks, and it can even be said that safety does not conform to the principle of safe production.
But Gu Laogou believes that judging from the current situation, if he doesn't change his thinking, then under the endless Shura field, he will overturn sooner or later.
Instead of this, it is better to stud and play a big one.