Chapter 301: Everyone shouted and beat Gu Laogou
Gu Laogou looked smiling, and even raised his hand to greet everyone and nodded, which diluted the sense of oppression on his body very well, and suddenly became cordial.
Cordial, usually used for elders to juniors, or superiors to subordinates, but for the three little girls now, they all feel that it is very appropriate to use this word to describe Su Xiao's boyfriend.
But at the same time, they thought it was strange that he looked as old as themselves, and he was just a student!
So sometimes the reason why Gu Laogou doesn't like to pretend is not that he is low-key and humble, but because as long as he wants to pretend, even if he has a smile or a look, he can pretend - this old dog is so good at pretending, but he has lost interest in pretending.
The atmosphere in the private room is now lively.
"Hello, Su Xiao's boyfriend, sit down."
"Su Xiao has mentioned you several times, and finally saw me."
Su Xiao began to introduce, "This is Zhao Wen, that is Wang Hao, and this is ......."
Pointing to the tall and thin one, Su Xiao said again, "This is our dormitory master, Qi Nan." ”
Qi Nan finally spoke.
smiled, "I just said that Su Xiao should not show affection, but I didn't expect to bring my boyfriend directly, what do you say about us single dogs?" ”
Qi Nan has already recovered from the little surprise just now, and the first sentence he said was ridicule, and you can't find fault with her, after all, everyone is a single dog, and they are laughing.
It can be seen that Qi Nan has a more pungent temperament, and the biggest feature of this kind of girl is that she can dig out her heart and lungs for those who are pleasing to the eye, and wolf heart and dog lungs for those who are not pleasing to the eye.
Gu Laogou hoped that she could dig out her heart and lungs to Su Xiao, Su Xiao needed such a girl to protect her in the bedroom.
So he smiled slightly and said, "What the head of the dormitory said is very right, Su Xiao also mentioned to me that there is a clause in your house rules that you are not allowed to show affection, and I have to come, so in order to express my guilt and accept punishment......
Gu Laogou said and put the fruit on the table, and said, "I bought some fruit for everyone, I hope you will be lenient for the sake of a good attitude." ”
Two sentences, first of all, it shows that Su Xiao didn't mean it, she came by herself, and secondly, she gave Qi Nan face, making her feel that the rules she set were respected - in fact, how could this rule be so important, but for a competitive girl like Qi Nan, if her words could be respected, she would be very happy.
Of course, sending food to the dormitory where the girl you like is also an eternal plus, which is more hardcore than you are handsome in front of a girl, and it will never go out of style.
Sure enough, after these words, the three girls all smiled.
The current Gu Yun has formed a sharp contrast when he follows up, and the greater the contrast, the more people can have a sense of closeness, and this sense of closeness is very positive, that is, because you are so close, you will not feel that you are a bully.
Actually, this is not advanced knowledge, but anyone who has led a soldier knows the principle of this - and this actually applies to chasing girls.
Now the atmosphere is very lively.
Qi Nan also laughed, his pungent temperament was no longer hidden at all, and then he started a "negotiation" with Gu Yun as the head of the eldest sister.
"That's okay, since you admit guilt and accept punishment, this matter is over." After a pause, she said, "Well, Su Xiao is our class flower, and I bet that after today's class meeting, there will already be many boys plotting against her." What do you say we roommates do? ”
As soon as she finished speaking, the little black fat girl also said, "Yes, you can do it." ”
"I believe in Su Xiao." Gu Laogou smiled first and gave a conclusion, and then said, "But what you said is also right, there are always a few diehards who will upset her." In this way, I invited this meal, so you should bother more and help me protect Su Xiao. ”
At this time, it is said that "protection" can not be said to "look" at Su Xiao, Su Xiao is comfortable to listen to, and these three girls will also be comfortable to listen to.
"Just a meal?" Qi Nan continued to "bargain".
Gu Laogou is rarely falsely criticized, if someone is so aggressive on other occasions, he may directly splash people with water, and then let him come back to talk after he is sober.
But now, in order to make Su Xiao gain a good popularity in the bedroom, his attitude couldn't be better.
"It's easy to say, if one meal is not enough, two meals will be two, and if two meals are not enough, three meals, as long as you stick to your posts, I will allow you to sit on the ground and raise the price."
The words caused the three girls to laugh again, and now the smile is very pure, which is a good phenomenon, indicating that they have fully integrated into the context, and at the same time subconsciously accepted this "setting" - to be a good goalkeeper and protect Su Xiao.
"That's pretty much the same." Qi Nan, who had earned enough face, smiled and waved his hand, motioning for Gu Yun to sit down, "Okay, now that you are the gold lord of our bedroom, we should give you a drink." ”
After speaking, he said to Su Xiao again, "Su Xiao, your boyfriend is good, he has passed the test." Also, from today onwards, you are the focus of our dormitory. ”
Su Xiao pursed her lips and smiled, thinking that my boyfriend has a good start and stop, it is simply perfect, you can't imagine what he is so powerful!
Also, when he said this, it seems that Qi Nan is not so fierce, and everyone is much closer.
Oh, the big liar really has a hand on girls.
Gu Yun pulled Su Xiao, sat down with a smile, and drank a little wine with a few little girls.
When they finished eating, these children were already about to become good friends with him, and even Qi Nan added his WeChat after consulting Su Xiao's consent, saying that they had a short mouth, and they had to perform their duties well, and they could report their work at any time after adding WeChat.
Gu Laogou is much more relieved now, as long as it is not a big misunderstanding, presumably Qi Nan, who regards herself as the eldest sister, will be Su Xiao's first guardian in the future.
……
Back in the dormitory, it was already past ten o'clock.
Lu Ruisong, Lu Yiming and Ye Jinbo had already returned to the dormitory, and when Gu Laogou entered the door, they seemed to have said it in advance, and they made a "hoo" coaxing sound together.
"Third, tell me honestly, which girl did you go on a date?" Lu Ruisong, as the boss, took the lead in starting the trial.
Gu Laogou didn't want to crack down on these single dogs, and he didn't want them to ask questions and talk about their private lives for a long time, so he said, "Where did the date come from, it's really a bit of a thing." ”
It's not a date, it's a catastrophe.
After a pause, he changed the topic in time, "What, this time I became a deserter, and I can't live with my brothers." After the military training, I will have a good meal, is this attitude okay? ”
Lu Ruisong was very happy, "This is about the same, the third child is bright enough!" ”
Lu Yiming was unrelenting, "Third child, are you really not with a girl?" Who was that girl who called you that morning? ”
"Second child, you relax, no one is competing with you for the first place." Gu Yun said in a huff.
Lu Yiming had a posture of breaking the casserole to ask to the end, and poked his head out of the upper bunk, but just as he was about to ask, he was interrupted by a scream.
"Hey, my slot!" Lu Ruisong yelled, and then his originally lying body sat up from the bed, causing the bunk to sway.
Cheng Weiyun actually admitted that there was someone she liked! Ah, my goddess, Ye Qing is married! ”
Lu Ruisong shouted that it was really heartbreaking, although there was an exaggeration, but looking at it still made people worry that his body of more than 200 pounds would roll on the bed, then there would be no eyes.
As soon as Lu Ruisong finished speaking, Lu Yiming also shouted, "it, it's really fake?" Didn't you say that she actually likes women? ”
I have to say that Cheng Weiyun's main fans are of this age, so it is not surprising that Lu Ruisong and Lu Yiming regard her as a goddess.
"Oh, I don't know! In the latest issue of "Star Detective", she said it herself! I don't know which deflated calf ended the master's youth! Lu Ruisong said again.
"Ahh After Lu Yiming finished speaking, he also gritted his teeth and added, "What's the matter, which bastard, seeing that he broke his leg, dared to touch the woman in Lao Tzu's dream." ”
Lu Ruisong quickly sent a screenshot of the video to the dormitory group, and then clicked on it himself and watched it again.
Lu Yiming also clicked on it and stared at the bull's eye.
Even Ye Jinbo silently took out his mobile phone and quietly clicked on the video.
In the whole bedroom, only Gu Laogou was indifferent, picked up the basin and went to the water room to wash.
It's just that his face is a little dark now.
What the hell, for no reason, seems to be scolded?
Who is the person Cheng Weiyun said he likes, if he doesn't know, it will be a bit heartless.
But then again, he really didn't expect Cheng Weiyun to disclose this on the show.
Obviously, as soon as this kind of thing is said, her commercial value will definitely be discounted, after all, most people like her because of her appearance.
This is still a trivial matter, after all, she is not short of money.
The key thing is that there will definitely be a large wave of posts on the Internet to hack her next, and those keyboard warriors who can't accept the facts and turn black may have started writing various "breaking news" posts now!
Liu Tianxian, who wanted to play Jin Yong's drama back then, was photographed holding hands with a muscular man, and how many black fans were recruited, and those black fans couldn't watch the words scolded.
The lessons of the past are still in front of her, and Cheng Zhongyuan didn't tell her this truth?
Although Cheng Weiyun's nerves are relatively big, there is a high probability that she will ignore these black posts, but an innocent big girl's family is always a loss when she is practiced by a group of irrelevant people.
When he came to the water room, Gu Laogou suddenly wanted to see what she said in the show, and whether there was room to redeem it.
So, I clicked on the video and watched it.
"The Great Detective" is a column similar to script killing, and now one of the leading programs of Mango Channel, this topic is mentioned at the beginning of the video, when the host introduces a love murder case.
"Having said that, I can't help but ask the audience about our big guest Cheng Weiyun today. Cheng Weiyun, many students want to ask, how is your relationship now? ”
"There is no situation." Cheng Weiyun answered the first sentence quite normally.
However, the host was an old fritter, and continued to ask, "Then let me ask in a different way, do you have a boy you like?" ”
On the screen, Cheng Weiyun was obviously stunned, and then said, "Can you lie?" ”
The host immediately said seriously, "This is a detective show, and honesty is the most basic requirement." ”
This is obviously just a joke, Cheng Weiyun didn't answer, but this thing said without thinking, "Yes." ”
As soon as these words came out, the director immediately cut the close-up of the host and several guests, and the faces of these people were all shocked expressions without exception.
Do you dare to say this?
Of course, shock is shock, and when the host saw that there was such a big melon, he naturally refused to let it go, so he asked again, "Then who is he?" Does he know you like him? ”
At this point, Cheng Mutou didn't seem to know that people were tricking her, and continued to say quietly, "Who can't say, but he should know." ”
"Does he like you?"
"It's hard to say."
Seeing this, Gu Laogou turned off the video speechlessly.
It's completely unwashable.
Even if you say that there are boys chasing you, you can say that you like it a little, but if you want to say that you like people, you don't know if they like it or not?
What does that make those die-hard fans think?
Good guy, are you chasing after you?
I've liked you for so long, you're indifferent, and you're chasing someone else?
So Cheng Mutou has accurately touched the trick of "hating because of love".
Well, it would be more accurate to say the electric gate.
As soon as he thought of this, Gu Laogou began to wonder if Cheng Weiyun was nervous or did it on purpose.
After all, no matter how low her EQ is, she can be regarded as having entered the entertainment industry, so it is impossible not to even understand this truth, right?
But it doesn't matter anymore, what matters is what to do next.
First of all, if Su Xiao and Lin Ruoyin saw this, they would be able to sit down as soon as possible, and then ask themselves what was going on with Cheng Weiyun.
An explanation is inevitable, but it's not difficult, after all, Cheng Weiyun didn't say that she also liked her.
The real difficulty lies in the fact that as soon as Cheng Weiyun broke the news, many people would search on the Internet, and then they would soon be able to search for the scandal between themselves and Cheng Weiyun on the posts of No. 2 Middle School.
Then there will be a lot of secondary school students who will come out to testify and sit down.
This is not over, when the entertainment paparazzi get these news, they will immediately kill and ambush, and 24-hour candid photography is the minimum etiquette.
Then, Cheng Weiyun came and bought a house near the school......
So if he didn't take the initiative to cut off the relationship with Cheng Weiyun, it was probably not necessary for Su Xiao and Lin Ruoyin to see it themselves, and the dedicated paparazzi would tell them that the grassland above their heads was growing gratifyingly.
The mood is suddenly a little complicated.
……
After Gu Laogou came back from washing, he heard Lu Yiming and Lu Ruisong still talking about it.
Lu Yiming: "Which grandson do you say?" Am I handsome? ”
Lu Ruisong: "Beautiful women often match beasts. ”
Lu Yiming: "The grandson is very deep, I coaxed the little girl, and I didn't let the family know the answer." ”
Lu Ruisong: "PUA? ”
Lu Yiming: ", it's a bit like!" ”
Lu Ruisong: "Don't get excited, Cheng Weiyun is like this, only she is a PUA family, right, after all, she is so beautiful, will she eat that set?" ”
Lu Yiming: "Who said Jie Nima?" What's the matter, there is a kind of letting Lao Tzu meet his grandson, and Lao Tzu cut his crime tools first without saying a word! ”
Lu Ruisong: "Call me, count me in." ”
Gu Laogou put down the basin casually, he didn't want to talk much, but Lu Yiming wanted to chase after him and ask, "Third child, do you want to be together?" ”
"Am I got my share too?"
Gu Laogou suddenly felt that his crotch was a little cold, and it was probably necessary to say a few words.