Chapter 302: The more I think about it, the more I panic

"I think we should look at this matter rationally." Gu Laogou said bitterly and instructively, "First of all, Cheng Weiyun is also an adult, it is normal to have someone you like, who hasn't yet?" Also, I don't think it matters who she likes, the important thing is that she grows up, so neither she nor that guy should be disturbed. ”

As soon as they said this, Lu Yiming and Lu Ruisong couldn't help but be silent for a while, and then looked at Gu Yun with disdain.

False seriousness!

"Third child, you're wrong, everyone understands the truth," Lu Yiming sneered and said, "But at this time, you have a great Guangzheng, and the brothers are very embarrassed!" ”

After a pause, he added, "Besides, I really think that man is not a serious person, Nima is clearly prostituted, and he doesn't admit or be responsible for prostituting a little girl, what is not a scumbag?" ”

Lu Ruisong also immediately added, "That's it! Can't we scold this kind of person? ”

Ye Jinbo, who had been lying in bed and didn't speak, even followed up at this time, "I also think that there is something wrong with this man." ”

Gu Laogou's face darkened.

It's okay to scold, but it's not right to directly buckle the scumbag's hat!

I'm not afraid to touch my conscience and say that even if I can't clean myself up when I go to high school, then at least I'm not a scumbag, right?

From the beginning, I didn't want to prostitute Cheng Weiyun, and even in order to prevent her from misunderstanding that she was prostituting her, when did I play with her without charging money?

Not only does she collect money for playing, but she also pays for meals and clothes, which is also called prostitution?

Seeing that these goods were getting more and more vigorous, Gu Laogou had to say one more thing.

"You say, could the reason why this man doesn't admit it because there is some last resort?"

"Unavoidable reasons...... You're saying he can't? Lu Yiming immediately reacted, "This is a new idea!" ”

"It's possible, otherwise such a beautiful girl, is he blind, can he have no idea?" Lu Ruisong followed up.

"Then this kind of person is very dangerous, if you can't do it, you have to hook up with girls, maybe you have a distorted psychology." Lu Yiming quickly expanded his thinking, "Do you know how eunuchs used to play with women in the past? Hey, take a small leather whip, take a fire, good guy that's called a pervert, but it's said that there is a little pleasure in this way. ”

"Damn, isn't that Cheng Weiyun dangerous?"

……

It seems that this reason is no longer figured out.

Gu Laogou didn't speak, and if he wanted to say anything more, the only way to do that was to let these two goods out of the bedroom, ready to let him break his ribs.

But on the first day of school, he broke someone's ribs, and it only confirmed that he was indeed very perverted.

Silently setting the basin, he rolled over to the bed, pulled the quilt and prepared for bed.

Before going to sleep, he sighed, thinking that Cheng Weiyun did this, and he didn't know how many things he would do.

Cheng Mutou, Cheng Mutou!

……

Early the next morning, Lu Yiming, Lu Ruisong, and Ye Jinbo got up early, put on their military training uniforms, and prepared to go to breakfast, and then gathered.

Seeing that Gu Yun was still asleep, Lu Yiming hurriedly pushed him.

"Third child, hurry up, the first day of military training today."

Gu Laogou squinted, raised his hand, and said, "We don't have to be so early, you go first." ”

"What? Why don't you have to be so early? ”

"No, I don't know."

Lu Yiming and the others were puzzled and envious, and then scolded their own academy, and then went out.

Gu Laogou turned over and continued to sleep.

Why is he so calm?

Because obviously, the last complaint with the dean didn't work at all.

The second-class counselor, who doesn't know where to hide now, may still not think of their three-person class.

Other classes received military training uniforms last night, and they also received a notice to know the time and place of the gathering, but their class has not moved at all, and there is no military training uniform yet!

Is this still a hair?

In other words, Li Mengyao doesn't seem to be in a hurry this time, from last night to now, there is no news at all, and I don't know what plan is brewing.

However, since the leader is not in a hurry, he, the masses, is even less in a hurry.

Keep sleeping, love!

Finally, when he slept until more than eight o'clock, he received a call from Li Mengyao.

"What about people?"

Li Mengyao's tone was not good, as if yesterday's anger had not disappeared.

Gu Laogou stretched and yawned, and then said, "Sleep." ”

Li Mengyao reprimanded very unceremoniously in the tone of a leader, "What time are you still sleeping?" Hurry up and come to the first floor of Building 3 to lead the training uniform. ”

Gu Laogou sat up and asked again, "What's the matter, have you found the superior organization?" ”

As soon as Li Mengyao mentioned this, she became angry, "I found it, it's a stupid X, I don't know if I'm also our counselor, I want to beat him." ”

"It's worth beating." Gu Yun rolled over and got out of bed with a harrier, then picked up the basin and said, "You let Qin Li take the handle first, and I'll come over to help after washing." ”

"You're poor, and I want to beat you. Gu Yun, I'm not done with you, I'll tell you. ”

Li Mengyao hung up the phone angrily, and nothing went well this morning.

If she goes on like this, she really wants to beat people.

Gu Laogou finished washing unhurriedly, and then slowly went to the canteen to buy two steamed buns, and walked towards Building 3 while nibbling.

At this point, the freshmen in each class have already practiced.

The playground is full of squares and rectangular queues, and loud slogans come and go, but they are not so uniform, but by night they can basically be uniform.

It's not that there is no one on the road, the seniors come and go very leisurely, and occasionally glance at those bright little sisters and disciples, with sympathy in their eyes, or with schadenfreude, by the way, remember the eventful years of their military training.

What a green!

When Gu Yun walked to Building No. 3, Li Mengyao and Qin Li were already ready to go.

"Why have you been so long? Grinding, do you still have to put on makeup when you get up? Li Mengyao glared at Gu Yun and said.

Qin Li stood behind Li Mengyao and looked at Gu Yunzhi frantically, meaning that the class leader was in a bad mood today, don't mess with her.

Gu Laogou ignored Li Mengyao, still slowly put on his military training uniform, and then asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Li Mengyao glanced at Gu Yun again, "In the playground opposite Building 11, we are with the people from the Art Academy, and there are relatively few of them. ”

Gu Laogou nodded and waved his hand, "Lead the way." ”

Li Mengyao was just about to turn around, and suddenly found that why did this grassroots masses deteriorate a little?

One of his squad leaders and Qin Li's deputy squad leader, the two of them asked questions in the morning, and finally found out who the counselor was, so they got the military training uniform and determined the venue.

Then, just wait for him here.

He came, didn't say anything, waved his hand - lead the way?

How do you feel that he is treated as a chief?

Good guy, the cadres of our two classes are serving him alone?

Others can bear it, but she Li Mengyao can't bear it, what kind of attitude!

So his face darkened, and he turned to Gu Yun and said, "Gu Yun, what are you cheeky for, the two of us worked for more than an hour to find the counselor to get the training uniform, and we are still waiting for you here, you are very at ease, you don't even say thank you?" ”

Gu Laogou put on a puzzled expression, and then said, "Squad leader, what you said, the counselor is our superior leader, and I am not qualified to find it." Besides, if I go directly to the counselor, wouldn't I skip the level and petition, where will I put the two of you? ”

"You're using strong words!" Li Mengyao turned her head and glanced at the deputy squad leader Qin Li, wanting him to stand up and say a few words.

However, after Qin Li thought about it, he said, "It seems to make sense." We are class cadres, and we should serve our classmates. It's not early, so let's report quickly. ”

Obviously, he wanted to be a peacemaker.

But Li Mengyao's lungs were about to explode when she heard it!

Good guys, what do you mean that class cadres are for their classmates?

Co-authored two of our class cadres, both of whom serve him alone?

So, the people who worked hard to speak and vote before were just to compete for the qualifications to serve him?

Why do you panic the more you think about it?

When Gu Laogou heard Qin Li say this, he immediately appreciated him very much, and said, "Deputy Qin's realm is high!" ”

Li Mengyao really wanted to give these two goods a kick on the spot, like this kind of goods, she had to put them in her hands in the morning.

But now that I'm a college student, I finally came to Beijing University, and if I was expelled for fighting, I wouldn't be able to get here.

Besides, I promised my father that I wanted to be a gentle girl.

Of course, gentleness also depends on people, and for Gu Yun like this, dictatorship should be implemented.

Li Mengyao finally suppressed her temper, and instead squeezed a stiff smile from her face, and then said, "Okay, let's go, let's go and report." ”

If you want to fight with culture and not with martial arts, this bastard will fall into his own hands sooner or later.

The three of them soon came to the playground opposite Building 11.

The playground is not large, about one-third the size of a football field, and there is no lawn, it is sandy and gravelly.

Under the scorching sun, two not too neat phalanx stood in the center of the playground, and the students in the phalanx were sweating one by one, but they stood straight and motionless.

Sure enough, it was still a classic project at first, standing in a military posture.

The students in the square are basically from the art college, and the two squares are about 50 people, of which the male students are a square and the female students are a square formation, which shows that the ratio of men and women in the art college is quite balanced.

Both phalanxes belonged to the same instructor, a young man in his early twenties, very strong-looking, dark-skinned, and with a rather serious face.

When the trio walked to a distance of about five meters from the instructor, Li Mengyao shouted, "Report! ”

The instructor was concentrating on adjusting the military posture of his classmates, and when he heard Li Mengyao's shout, he turned around and wondered, "What's the matter?" ”

Li Mengyao said, "Report to the instructor, we are in the ancient literature class, and according to the school's arrangement, we have been assigned to the array of art colleges, and we are now requesting to be included in the ranks." ”

The instructor frowned suddenly, and then condensed, "Then why are you late?" ”

As he spoke, he suddenly noticed a boy among the three, who seemed to be smiling hippie and waving in a certain direction of the phalanx.

So he was angry on the spot.

Pointing at the boy and yelling, "You, come out!" ”

Of course, that boy is Gu Laogou, and he is greeting Lin Ruoyin at this moment - Lin Ruoyin is in the middle of the second row of the girls' team.

was named all of a sudden, and Gu Laogou had no choice but to smile.

Then he strode forward, stood upright, performed a standard military salute, put down his hand and stood in an impeccable military posture.

The instructor comrade was also stunned, almost thinking that this was a veteran, so he habitually wanted to give him a military salute back, after all, he himself was only a recruit who had been in the army for a year and a half.

But when my hand was halfway up, I remembered that it wasn't like that.

But since his hands had been raised, it would be embarrassing to put it down, so he gave him one back.

Suddenly, I felt that my momentum seemed to be weak.

However, after putting it down, he still asked loudly, "Why are you late to answer my question?" If this is a war, your late arrival may lead to the death of all your comrades here, understand? ”

Gu Laogou didn't think that this recruit was looking for fault by yelling at him like this, after all, he had also been a soldier for tens of thousands of years, and he knew how important the rules were to the army, so if he wanted to bring these children, he would do the same.

However, you can't be wronged for no reason, right?

So he thought for a moment and said, "Report, our department did not receive an order for transfer before. Therefore, according to the regulations of the war, they did not dare to move without permission. ”

Gu Laogou originally wanted to memorize the relevant provisions of the theater combat regulations, but thinking about the principle of secrecy involved, forget it.

Comrade instructor was stunned again.

Although Gu Laogou didn't memorize the combat regulations, the young instructor always had a feeling now, that is, the guy in front of him, every move, word and deed not only did not look like a freshman, but also looked very much like a veteran oilman - the kind that can kick himself with a smile anytime and anywhere.

What's going on?