Gu Yun took a shower in the water room, and then planned to go back to bed and squint for a while, after all, after being tired all morning, it should taste good to squint at noon.

But after returning to the dormitory, Lu Yiming and Lu Ruisong began to ask questions again.

Gu Laogou thought they were annoying, so he had to deal with a few words casually, and then went to the teaching building to see if there was a free study room to lie down for a while.

As soon as he walked to the bottom of the No. 7 teaching building, he happened to meet Li Mengyao.

Li Mengyao stood ten meters away from Gu Yun, beckoned to him, and said, "Gu Yun, come here." ”

Gu Laogou couldn't help but stop, glanced at her, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Li Mengyao saw that Gu Yun couldn't come, and she didn't mind, so she walked towards him with a smile, although she was also tired all morning, but it seemed that her steps were very brisk, as if she had just picked up a treasure.

Gu Laogou frowned, feeling that this posture was a little wrong.

But thinking that he didn't owe her money, he said unceremoniously, "If you have something to say, go cool while you have nothing to do." ”

Li Mengyao walked up to Gu Yun and stood still.

Then he smiled and said to him with a serious face, "Call Mom." ”

Gu Laogou was stunned, "What?" ”

"Call Mom!" Li Mengyao repeated solemnly, "If you don't want the East Window incident to happen, just call me Mom, and then beg me well, maybe I can let you go." ”

Gu Laogou wanted to laugh a little, so he smiled very unabashedly, he had to think about what he did in front of the three golden flowers in the Shura Field, and he was not so face-saving in front of Li Mengyao.

Except for the three women, who did he Gu Lao Gou fear?

After laughing, he said, "Li Mengyao, what do you want?" You've already called me Dad, wouldn't it be a mess of time for me to call you Mom again? ”

"Huh, huh?" Li Mengyao found that her fire suddenly came up again, and she resisted the urge to beat people, and said, "If you have this attitude, then I will find Cheng Weiyun and say, you are teasing her, and you have a girlfriend at school." ”

"Hehe, you're so witty." Gu Laogou couldn't help but smile again, "Can you contact Cheng Weiyun?" ”

"Unfortunately, I have a cousin who is a TV station staff member and knows Cheng Weiyun's email address."

"Oh." Gu Laogou nodded, "But, where is the point where you can threaten me?" Cheng Weiyun also said that she wasn't sure if I liked her or not, which means that she wasn't my girlfriend, so what if I had a girlfriend? ”

"That's a good question." Li Mengyao said confidently, "I'll give you a reason." First of all, there is no love for no reason, Cheng Weiyun will like you, it must be you a scumbag who is teasing her. Secondly, since Cheng Weiyun will confess to you semi-publicly, it means that she thinks you don't have a girlfriend. ”

After a pause, Li Mengyao pointed at Gu Yun and summed up her statement, "So the truth is - you concealed the fact that you have a girlfriend and pretended to be single to tease her!" Scumbag, did I say yes? ”

Gu Laogou looked at Li Mengyao as if he was possessed by Conan, and smiled again.

This girl is quite smart, strictly speaking, if she doesn't refuse or express her position, it can be considered flirtatious, then in the summer vacation when Cheng Weiyun often comes to find herself, she is indeed in a state of concealing that she has a girlfriend and is flirting with Cheng Weiyun.

It's just not entirely correct, I didn't have "one" at that time, but "two".

But that's all?

Children, can you think that my father has made a plan, even if Cheng Weiyun sees her walking on the road holding hands with Lin Ruoyin, can she understand?

Too young for you.

Seeing Gu Yun smiling and silent, Li Mengyao couldn't help frowning, and said, "What are you laughing at, your heart is empty?" ”

"I'm laughing at you." Gu Laogou smiled and said, "Little friend, your understanding of love is still too superficial. ”

Li Mengyao glared, "If you don't come to this set, if you have this attitude, I will really expose your true face as a scumbag." ”

"Have you ever been in a relationship?"

"What's the matter with you?"

"You haven't talked about it."

"So what?"

Li Mengyao suddenly found that this bastard was not weak-hearted, but he was a little weak-hearted.

What is the situation?

"So you don't understand." I saw that Gu Laogou was not in a hurry and said slowly, "If you want to write a letter to her, just write it, if you are willing to pay, I can let you take a photo of me and Lin Ruoyin holding hands, and send it with the letter." ”

After speaking, he turned around and entered the teaching building, but as soon as he went up the steps, he remembered something, turned around and said solemnly to Li Mengyao, "In addition, scumbag or something, please don't talk nonsense in the future, this is an insult to my personality, and I reserve the right to take all reasonable actions in this regard." ”

This is very important, after all, the scumbag doesn't admit it, if you want to blame it, you can blame the causal sword, if you don't have the causal sword, you won't develop with Cheng Weiyun to this point.

Well, when I think about it, my conscience suddenly feels so comfortable.

Li Mengyao watched Gu Yun's figure disappear into the corridor in a daze, she came steaming just now, and now it was as if she had been splashed with a bucket of ice water, cold from head to toe.

Why, did he think I wouldn't dare?

It's all like this, he is still arrogant?

Isn't it so difficult to get revenge on the person called "Dad"?

Ah, I feel more and more that it will be very cool if I beat him to the point where I hold my head and beg for mercy, and the flavor is better if I cry bitterly.

What can be done, does it have to be solved violently?

I don't want to......

Gu Laogou entered the teaching building, found a classroom with no one in it, then put together a few chairs, and lay down to bed.

There is also an unread WeChat of Cheng Weiyun lying in the mobile phone.

"Gu Yun, please advise me for the rest of my life."

This is probably the most romantic thing she can think of.

……

Sleep until 1:20 a.m., and the phone alarm clock will be thought.

Gu Yun went downstairs and walked to the playground.

When I walked to the playground, most of the classmates had already arrived, and Lin Ruoyin was also there.

When Lin Ruoyin saw Gu Yun, she walked over with a stiff face and asked, "Scumbag, did I read the Weibo I sent you?" ”

"Looked."

"Why don't you go back?"

"What do I get back?" Gu Laogou said helplessly, "You know about this matter, but if I explain it to you, it can be regarded as a ghost in my heart." ”

"Hush." Lin Ruoyin snorted, "You don't explain and you are open?" ”

"Of course I'm open, I'm not only open, I'm also open."

Lin Ruoyin saw that there was no one next to her, so she was not polite, "Then you are frank?" ”

"No problem," Gu Laogou leaned into Lin Ruoyin's ear and said softly, "I heard that there seems to be a couple-themed hotel in the south of the school, which is very good, if you go in the evening, I will show you frankly." ”

Lin Ruoyin smiled after hearing this, "This is really ...... A good idea. ”

"I think so."

saw Lin Ruoyin suddenly raise her hand and slap Gu Yun's arm with a "snap", "Scumbag!" ”

I wanted to turn my head and leave, but I quickly turned back, glared at Gu Yun and said seriously, "Let me tell you, you should quickly explain this matter to her yourself, otherwise another injured little sister, you are a scumbag!" ”

He exhaled again, "Whew, why am I so tired!" ”

……

In the afternoon, military training continued.

At the beginning, Instructor Xiao Chang directly asked Gu Yun to come out of the ranks, and then appointed him as the chief captain of the two phalanxes.

The team leader is responsible for demonstrating the instructor's movements, and then helping the instructors to correct the students' movements while maintaining discipline.

In other words, Gu Laogou doesn't need to practice, just walk around after the demonstration and watch the classmates practice.

Of course, no one is unconvinced that Gu Yun, the captain, is the captain, after all, his posture is the most standard, and everyone can see it.

Now that Gu Yun is the captain, Lin Ruoyin is of course blessed.

The action is not standard?

It's okay, Comrade Captain personally started teaching.

"Keep your legs straight, yes, don't swing your arms."

Walking up to Lin Ruoyin, Gu Laogou helped her arm at every turn, and touched her smooth little hand by the way.

Lin Ruoyin glared at him.

Gu Laogou returned a fearless look.

Lin Ruoyin happened to be behind Li Mengyao, Li Mengyao's kicking was also not standard, and her body was shaky, but her treatment was different.

"Li Mengyao, stand up!" Gu Laogou roared, "It's not good to rest at noon, now you are crooked, and you are the worst in the entire phalanx!" ”

Originally, I didn't rest in the dormitory at noon, and I came to gossip, and I wanted to threaten myself, who would I scold if I didn't scold you?

Li Mengyao gritted her teeth, thinking that you will scold again, and scold the old lady if you don't beat you with your surname!

It's a pity that Gu Yun ignored her after scolding.

Li Mengyao was a little disappointed, but to be honest, she felt that even if Gu Yun stood in front of her now, she couldn't move him, I don't know why, I always felt that my body was so weak, my feet were like stepping on cotton, and it was a little difficult to breathe.

Li Mengyao thought about it, feeling as if she was back at home, and unconsciously leaned back and fell straight back, wanting to sleep well on the soft bed.

Gu Laogou was about to go up and guide Lin Ruoyin again, when he suddenly saw Li Mengyao falling straight backwards, and he couldn't help but feel excited.

If you fall, the back of your head hits the ground first!

This can't be left alone.

At this time, Li Mengyao had already fallen halfway, and Gu Yun was still more than five meters away from her, so it would definitely be too late if she changed to someone else.

But fortunately, Gu Yun's speed was far beyond ordinary people, and an arrow step rushed over like a flash, and before the back of Li Mengyao's head hit the ground, he hugged her steadily from behind.

"Ahh At this time, one of the girls screamed, and then the whole phalanx was in chaos.

The students gathered around.

Instructor Xiaochang also hurriedly ran over.

"What's going on?"

Gu Laogou glanced at it and said, "It should be heat stroke." ”

So without saying a word, he hurriedly carried her under a big tree, and then someone said, "I have dragon and tiger oil here." ”

Gu Laogou saw that Li Mengyao's lips were closed tightly and his face was pale, so he waved his hand and said, "It's useless at this time, is there any iced mineral water?" ”

Lin Ruoyin hurriedly said, "Yes, I'll get it." ”

After a while, she brought a bottle over.

Gu Yun hurriedly said, "Not enough!" ”

Qin Li, the second-in-command of the literature class who rushed to hear the news, hurriedly said, "I'll get it again!" ”

After a while, he brought five or six bottles of ice mineral water.

Gu Laogou calmly took two bottles of ice mineral water and put them under Li Mengyao's two armpits, helped her clamp them, picked up two bottles and pillowed them under her neck, and finally took another bottle and stuffed it at the base of her thigh.

The root of the thigh is the root of the thigh in the usual sense, commonly known as the crotch.

Of course, it doesn't mean that you can stuff it in your pants, just put it outside your pants.

Although this is a bit strange, this is a very correct emergency method for heat stroke, and there is sufficient scientific basis, Gu Laogou has dealt with this situation in the army before, so Instructor Chang almost called it professional when he saw it.

After finishing the matter, Gu Laogou asked Lin Ruoyin to fan her with clothes, and then began to pinch her by himself.

If you can't wake up by pinching someone, then you can only call an ambulance, and you must not be careless at this time, and heat stroke is likely to really kill people.

Fortunately, after pinching for a while, Li Mengyao finally woke up.

Li Mengyao felt as if she had just woken up from a dream, there were too many noisy sounds in her ears, she opened her eyes blankly, her long eyelashes blinked a few times, and then she gradually focused and saw a face clearly.

One, the face she hated the most.

Gu Laogou saw her wake up and saw her looking at herself blankly, so he remembered the regulations for safe operation, and hurriedly got up and evacuated in disgust.

Far away from her.

At this time, Instructor Chang saw that Li Mengyao was awake, so he shouted to the already chaotic array, "Everyone is back to the team." ”

The classmates saw that Li Mengyao was fine, so they all went back to their respective queues.

Gu Laogou saw that there was a fan that he didn't know who put there not far from the ground, so he picked it up and called out to Lin Ruoyin.

He handed her the fan and said, "You don't want to be in the ranks, you're responsible for fanning her." ”

Of course, Lin Ruoyin would not resist such a good welfare, and happily took the fan, she finally gave Gu Yun a good-looking smile, expressing forgiveness for him for just doing something.

Gu Laogou waved at her, and then returned to the training ground lightly, this is a personal gain with power, and he is quite skilled.

Lin Ruoyin sat next to Li Mengyao, although she took this job out of laziness, she still dutifully took the fan and fanned Li Mengyao.

However, since the last time we met, we didn't have a very pleasant conversation, so she didn't really want to talk to her.

Li Mengyao lay down for a while, and finally was fully awake, and then asked Lin Ruoyin, "What happened to me just now?" ”

"You passed out, but luckily my brother reacted quickly." Lin Ruoyin said, "Otherwise, the back of your head will hit the ground, which is very dangerous." ”

"Your brother?"

"My brother is my boyfriend." Lin Ruoyin explained, and then said meaningfully, "You don't have to thank him, he has always been so helpful and happy." ”

Unlike you, you want to provoke my relationship with my brother at every turn, and insult my IQ.

Li Mengyao didn't hear Lin Ruoyin's words, she just frowned, thinking to herself that bastard saved me?

Okay, then you can consider not hitting him yet.

After lying down for a while, she felt much more comfortable, so she wanted to sit up.

Then she suddenly realized that something was not quite right.

A little cool in the crotch?

Wait...... Why does it still seem to be wet?