Chapter 307: What I want is a row of noodles
At that moment, Li Mengyao's head exploded with a buzz.
Her first instinct was to pee on her own.
After all, when people lose consciousness and fall into a coma, they are likely to suffer from urinary incontinence, which her master mentioned when she first practiced martial arts.
This is tantamount to a slap in the face to the lady's career she is determined to start, not that the lady doesn't need to pee, but the lady at least won't pee in front of others.
And once this joke spreads, it will directly destroy her dream of finding a deep and thoughtful boyfriend in college.
To sum up, that is, from now on, there will be a dying tenderness on the verge of extinction, and one more love killer.
But fortunately, when she looked down and saw a bottle of ice mineral water in her crotch, she suddenly understood everything.
Li Mengyao was relieved, as if she had escaped, after all, her face was saved.
Half of it is for herself, and the other half is for the deep male security who is lucky enough to hold her hand in the near future.
After taking the damn bottle of mineral water out between her legs, she wanted to track down the culprit.
So he asked Lin Ruoyin, "Why is there a bottle of water here, who put it?" ”
In order to alleviate Lin Ruoyin's psychological pressure, she tried to speak more gently.
Lin Ruoyin immediately said, "It's my brother." He said that this is the most effective way to cool down, you don't have to question it, he is very professional in this area. ”
"Professional?" Li Mengyao was a little skeptical, a little suspicious that Gu Yun was deliberately taking the opportunity to rectify himself, "Why is he so professional in this regard?" ”
Lin Ruoyin laughed when she heard Li Mengyao's words.
Why is my brother so professional?
That's not the right question, at most you can only ask my brother if there's anything unprofessional.
So he said, "Aren't you in the same class as him?" Keep this question for now, and when you graduate, you can ask yourself and you will know the answer. ”
Li Mengyao looked at Lin Ruoyin with a puzzled expression, then turned her head to look at Gu Yun, thinking that she would go back to Baidu, if there was no this, then this guy would be ready to meet the storm.
But now, one yard is one yard, and I still have to thank people for this.
Those who practice martial arts pay attention to the distinction between grievances and grievances.
Li Mengyao stood up and said to Lin Ruoyin, "I'm much better, let's go back to the team." ”
Lin Ruoyin looked at her with a puzzled expression, thinking that you are okay, I am not okay, I can sit as much as I can, why are you in such a hurry?
So he grabbed her and said, "You're not completely well yet, rest for a while." ”
"No, I'm fine."
"No, you're not well."
Li Mengyao is very determined, she has always thought that her physical fitness is great and she should not suffer from heat stroke, which is very shameless.
For Li Mengyao, face is very important, this is what her master has told her since she was a child.
"Yao'er, the first face of a person who practices martial arts, he can be hit on the head and feet, but he can't be slapped in the face."
"Why, Master?"
"Master will give you an example, why was Wu Song able to fight the tiger back then? It was because others told him that when there were tigers on the mountain that they couldn't go, he felt that others said they couldn't go and wouldn't go, which was very shameless, so Wu Song fought the tiger. ”
"But Master, what if he is bitten to death by a tiger?"
The master thought for a moment, then raised his hand and slapped her ass.
"I told you that I wasn't allowed to slap my face!"
Li Mengyao also wanted to beat Gu Yun like this, because Gu Yun had slapped her in the face many times, but now the teacher is unknown, because she has decided to write off all the previous accounts in order to repay this life-saving grace - except for calling her father that Liangzi.
At this time, the instructor was on the side of the boys' phalanx, and Li Mengyao walked up to Gu Yun and said loudly, "Report, I'm ready, ask to be in the ranks." ”
Gu Yun squinted at her and asked, "Are you sure?" ”
"Sure!" After Li Mengyao finished speaking, she added in a low voice, "Thank you." ”
Gu Yun smiled, "Don't thank me, I'm very kind, even if it's a kitten or a puppy, I will save it." ”
Li Mengyao knew that she couldn't communicate with this person, so she turned around and went directly into the ranks.
Lin Ruoyin sighed, although she was covered by Gu Yun, and she could steal for a while if she was lazy, but Li Mengyao was in the ranks, and it would be very hypocritical for her not to be in the ranks, so she also obediently entered the list.
……
The day's military training was finally over.
Su Xiao returned to the dormitory, and when he took off his training clothes, he felt like he had just been fished out of the water.
changed into a set of casual clothes, and while Qi Nan and the others changed their clothes and went to the bathhouse to take a bath together, she took out her mobile phone and looked at it.
found that Gu Yun still didn't reply to her WeChat.
Big liar, you have the audacity to do it now, and you dare not reply to WeChat in the afternoon?
At this time, Qi Nan, who had just finished changing his clothes, said, "Su Xiao, did you ask your boyfriend Cheng Weiyun about it?" ”
"Ah......" Su Xiao hesitated, wondering how to tell them.
Because when eating before, Su Xiao introduced Gu Yun and her as both high school, and also mentioned "Changhe No. 2 Middle School" in passing, so after Gu Yun's scandal broke out, the whole dormitory almost immediately knew that the scandal actor "Gu Yun" was Su Xiao's boyfriend Gu Yun.
Moreover, after a whole day of fermentation today, many netizens began to pick up Gu Yun's love history, most of the sources are the No. 2 Middle School Forum, and there are scandals about Su Xiao and Gu Yun on the forum of No. 2 Middle School, more than Gu Yun and Cheng Weiyun, so now "Su Xiao" is also famous.
Even, her current photos are all over Weibo, and bloggers who are particular about it still know how to code, and if they don't pay attention to it, they won't code at all, after all, one of the hot spots discussed on the Internet now is that Su Xiao, as an amateur, is not as beautiful as Cheng Weiyun.
Su Xiao is very troubled now, she didn't expect that she would also be involved in this scandal.
In fact, it's okay, everyone likes to discuss, let's discuss, most netizens are just discussing who is more beautiful, she or Cheng Weiyun.
But some of Cheng Weiyun's brainless fans who came out later were excessive, not only scolding her for being a junior, but also making up all kinds of rumors, saying that she had a chaotic love history, how many rich second generations she had followed, and even more vicious and unsightly than this, she could tremble with anger when she saw it.
She originally wanted to find Gu Yun to comfort her, but she didn't expect this guy to ignore people all afternoon!
But you can't tell your roommate that Gu Yun ignored him, it seems like he is pitiful, what a shame!
Qi Nan was anxious when he saw Su Xiao spitting out.
"Su Xiao, you can't be dumb at this time!" After putting on her clothes, she walked to Su Xiao and sat down, and then said in the tone of an eldest sister, "A man's position is the least firm!" Now that you don't care about this, he will really be able to promise Cheng Weiyun tomorrow, what will you do then? ”
At this time, the black fat girl changed her clothes and walked over, saying, "Qi Nan is right! Su Xiao, don't be cowardly at this time, isn't it Cheng Weiyun, what are you worse than her? ”
Qi Nan nodded and said, "Yes, this kind of thing can't be delayed, and it will come true if you drag it out." ”
Su Xiao frowned and said, "Actually...... Actually, I believe in him, he is a very principled person. Besides, Cheng Weiyun likes him, and it's not a day or two. ”
Qi Nan slapped his thigh and said angrily, "Su Xiao, my eldest lady!" Are you overestimating yourself, or are you looking down on Cheng Weiyun too much? I dare say that no boy like her would not be tempted! Either you hurry up and let him explain it to Cheng Weiyun now, or you wait, sooner or later your head will be green! ”
Su Xiao was really a little confused when Qi Nan said this.
Ask, "Speak clearly?" ”
"That's right! You go to him, let him choose first! Qi Nan taught with a straight look, "If he says to choose you, then you ask him to call Cheng Weiyun immediately, explain this matter clearly, and remember to beat you in front of you!" ”
At this time, Wang Hao next to him said, "What if he chooses Cheng Weiyun?" ”
Qi Nan immediately glared at her, so frightened that Wang Hao quickly changed his words.
"I'm talking nonsense, Su Xiao is gentle and beautiful, he will choose Cheng Weiyun when he is blind."
"Anyway, you'll do what I say, yes! Sister, happiness is to be fought for by yourself, Cheng Weiyun has come to the door, why don't you hurry up and fight back? ”
Qi Nan was like a Gatling at this time, blazing blue flames, which made Su Xiao dizzy.
But Su Xiao thought about it carefully, and felt that what she said was not completely unreasonable!
The main thing is, why don't the big scammers reply to WeChat?
He won't ...... Oops, what the hell was he thinking!
Gu Laogou would never have thought that the Qi Nan he met in the private room that day was just to let her take care of Su Xiao, but people seemed to have taken apart the word "care" to understand it - lock it up and take care of his dog's head and chop firewood.
But isn't it, she is now instigating Su Xiao and forcing him to call Cheng Weiyun in front of Su Xiao, doesn't this mean that she wants to chop him with a firewood knife?
……
After taking a bath, Ye Fan came to Gu Yun again, and he had to eat with him.
Gu Yun was not easy to push, so together with Lu Ruisong, Ye Jinbo, and Lu Yiming, he followed Ye Fan to a newly opened Sichuan restaurant next to the school, and ordered a few dishes to eat.
Ye Fan was much more knowledgeable than Lu Ruisong, and he didn't ask Gu Yun about the scandal, but talked to him about the interesting things in high school and the few projects he wanted to do after graduation.
As soon as Ye Fan said this, Lu Ruisong and the others were embarrassed to look at the hexagram of luck, otherwise it would seem that they were very low.
In the end, it was the students of Beijing University, and several people talked about future entrepreneurship, each with their own ideas, and even some ideas that sounded good to Gu Yun, so they also commented with great interest.
As soon as Gu Laogou participated, the topic became much more vivid, after all, he was an old entrepreneurial dog, and he had never seen anything in any situation, and the words he said were naturally to the point, in a word.
Ye Fan was very excited, he felt that he really didn't see the wrong person, this Gu Yun classmate was simply saying something like something, as if he had really created a business!
When the meal was almost finished, Ye Fan got up and said that he wanted to go to the toilet, and then ran to the bar to settle the account first.
As a result, the cashier directly said that there was no need to settle the knot.
Ye Fan was a little strange and asked, "Someone is knotted?" ”
The cashier shook his head, "No, our boss said that in the future, Mr. Gu will not accept money." ”
Ye Fan was shocked, thinking to himself, Mr. Gu, isn't that Gu Yun talking about?
Wait...... brought three big boxes to school, brought a beautiful girlfriend, and then the big star Cheng Weiyun liked him, and now he won't even pay for a meal at a random restaurant?
Damn, what's going on with this guy?
Ye Fan staggered back, he couldn't care about anything, and asked, "Brother Gu, do you know the owner of this shop?" ”
Gu Yun frowned and said, "I don't know, isn't it new?" ”
"No, you must know, just now I went to pay, but the clerk refused to accept it, saying that the boss had said hello, and Mr. Gu could eat for free when he came."
Gu Laogou was also puzzled when he heard this, so he walked to the front desk and asked, "Hello, may I ask your boss's surname?" ”