236 Books Teleportation?

"Australian Lobster!?Australian Steak?!" Fang Xiaohua was infinitely shocked by the BBQ materials bought by Zhou Shu, "Brother Zhou Shu, you have made a fortune, haven't you?"

Zhou Shu was standing in the green space of the community downstairs of Fang Xiaohua's house at this moment, fiddling with the charcoal fire of the oven with a Nepalese war knife, and the knife killing team stood next to him and looked at the knife with envy.

"Don't guess, I don't buy the IQ tax of the lottery ticket. ”

Fang Xiaohua reluctantly continued to ask, "Then where did you get the money to buy these things?" I originally thought that you would buy a few bags of flesh and bones at most. ”

"How much do you look down on me?" Zhou Shu checked the knife in his hand and said, "This knife is good, where did it come from?"

"My dad bought it, and my mom threw it in the kitchen to cut meat. ”

"What a luxury. "Zhou Shu looks at the knife killing team and seems to like this thing very much, and wants to come over with Fang Xiaohua, it is not easy to get this kind of controlled knife. But if you think about it carefully, the small size of the knife killing group is completely unsuitable for fighting with this kind of knife, and if she wants to give it to her, she will at most collect it.

Just when Zhou Shu wanted to open his mouth to ask for a knife, a handsome female voice attracted Fang Xiaohua's attention.

"Xiaohua, come and help me deal with this big guy!"

Senior Sister An grabbed the two big claws of the lobster, playfully gesturing with scissor hands, and behind her stood a virtuous and virtuous Fu Siyan, who was fiddling with the gas tank to open the fire to boil water.

Due to the fact that Master Zhou bought many unexpected things, the originally planned BBQ could only move in a more diversified direction. What Zhou Shu didn't expect was. At the same time that Fang Xiaohua asked herself to bring food over, Senior Sister An was also given the task of buying food. As a result, both of them had the same temper, and the number of ingredients brought by Senior Sister An was no less than that of her master.

"Hello kids. How old are you?" Fang Xiaohua once again coaxed a child to talk to the knife killing team and the sixteen-sided dice who came over to rub rice, this was the second time they had met.

For these two children, Zhou Shu had forgotten how he had introduced himself to Fang Xiaohua before, and simply asked Fang Xiaohua to call the two of them by their nicknames, "Sixteen and Sister Dao." ”

"Pomegranate, Knife Sister, oh, the two little sisters are so cute. ”

Fang Xiaohua accepted it like this, and didn't ask anything else. She's in a bad mood, and everyone can see that. On the surface, although I have been smiling, it looks quite festive at first glance. But after watching it for a long time, you will find that she is smiling very reluctantly.

Zhou Shu could probably guess the reason for this situation, he turned his head to look in the direction of Fu Siyan, the woman had just poked the gas canister and looked relieved.

"You're not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear~~~"

While singing, Zhou Shu leaned to his sister-in-law's side, and put an arm around her neck to lead her away from the crowd.

"What's wrong with you. If you have something on your mind, tell my brother, and my brother will relieve you. ”

Fang Xiaohua shook her head in anticipation and said something expected. "How can I be unhappy, Brother Zhou Shu, what are you talking about, hahaha......"

Zhou Shu shook his head and sighed, "Although I don't know what happened to you and Senior Sister An. But I can assure you that Senior Sister An must have nothing to do with Fu Siyan. "Probably.

The reason why Fang Xiaohua was unhappy was because she saw that Senior Sister An actually brought a strange woman to her appointment. She is a female college student who is just beginning to fall in love, and she is still carrying such a lily love that is incomprehensible to the world, how poignant this is. But for the lily object, the general cheating behavior is instantaneous.。 She had been immersed in romance and suddenly felt a sense of disillusionment.

At this time, Fu Siyan had already received healing candy from Senior Sister An, and the scars on her body disappeared. Same as the bald mage Idreni. Just looking at the nascent skin on her arms and the nape of her neck exposed to the air, it was quite a bare sliding person.

If Fang Xiaohua saw Fu Siyan before the treatment, she would definitely see those scars with her careful observation of a woman, so she would despise this sudden emotional opponent, and she would not be sad like this.

Zhou Shu said a comforting word heartlessly, which made his little sister feel better, but it still didn't help with the general direction. Senior Sister An is that virtuous, Fang Xiaohua likes her in a daze, so this kind of husband's cheating experience will definitely not be able to escape, and sooner or later he will be hurt.

Otherwise, I will give Senior Sister An a death order not to let her associate with other women and men?

Senior Sister An may have sensed the malice from her master, or she may have felt guilty when she saw Fang Xiaohua's expression was wrong, in short, after she dropped the lobster in the soup pot, she ran over to comfort Fang Xiaohua with a sunny smile on her face.

I saw that Senior Sister An just grabbed Fang Xiaohua's hand and rubbed it for a while, and then looked at her with deep meaning. After the corners of Senior Sister An's mouth curled up to reveal a slightly reproachful smile, Fang Xiaohua fell and stuck to Senior Sister An again. This set of attacks is completely pure body language, and Senior Sister An didn't even say half a Chinese character. It can be seen that it is better to talk less and do more when coaxing a woman, and it is applicable to all kinds of meanings and occasions.

Zhou Shu rolled his eyes when he saw this scene of the hemp man, "I can't stand you, I'll make hamburger meat." ”

Sister An's pickling skills are superb, and she can bend straight, but for those girls who are originally straight girls, she can't keep people by her side for a long time because of her physical defects.

It's a little better for a girl with a pure body like Fang Xiaohua, after all, she is a little girl who has never seen much of the world between the bed, and it is easy to be fooled by Senior Sister An. But a woman like Fu Siyan, who has experienced many vicissitudes, has no way to deal with her before Senior Sister An is completely physically transgendered.

BBQ's stove is a small home version bought for hundreds of dollars on Taobao, and it can't handle a large party with so many people. Originally, Fang Xiaohua only called Senior Sister An and Zhou Shu, but she didn't expect these two people to bring their own rice. Don't look at the knife kill group and the sixteen-sided dice are just little girls, but both of them have chΓ©ngrΓ©n-level stomachs. Especially the sixteen-faced children who had a miserable childhood, in addition to being able to eat, they were very poor.

Mr. Zhou made a lot of hamburger patties out of the beef filling he bought, and baked them there. Then spread bacon and cheese on top, a 100% vegetable-free, high-calorie poison-grade food, a health killer, but very much for the appetite of the two little ones.

The knife killing team also knows how to make a plate and eat it with a knife, and the sixteen-sided dice directly hold the hamburger meat in their hands like xiaolongbao, and then swallow it whole like eating xiaolongbao.

Her explanation for this behavior was: "Well, when I used to fight, I didn't know when the enemy would attack, so everyone didn't have much time to enjoy food. Eating is always fast. In fact, since I was a student, I have been asked to eat quickly, and I can't slow down now. Xiao Sixteen shyly scratched his cheek and asked tentatively, "This is a good habit...... Right?"

No!

Zhou Shu felt that this child would definitely get stomach problems because of this in the future, and he clutched his stomach in the ward and cried out in pain.

The steak on the stove dripping grease squeaks over the charcoal fire, giving it a crime-level aroma. The huge Australian lobster stands on the folding table like a red devil, and the two handsome tongs arrogantly mock the basic policy of reform and opening up, common prosperity. Although the community is very considerate and allows users to BBQ on the green space, it is inevitable that the surrounding residents will be blinded by such a big formation.

"Something, it made the community smoky at noon. ”

"Yes. Take a bunch of outsiders to the neighborhood and chatter, you see this garbage all over the ground. Now this man's su zhì is really ......"

Finally, some people were enraged by the beautiful things in front of them, and they stood outside the green space and complained in a strange way.

Although Zhou Shu said that he was very cowardly, it was based on the object. I finally had a good mood this afternoon, but before it lasted an hour, someone came to sabotage it. What is called smoky miasma. What is the garbage all over the floor? The oven is filled with perfect level of smokeless carbon, and the garbage has also been thrown into the garbage bag by the diligent Fu Siyan.

The complaining voices were made by two aunt-level characters with a full face, and at this time in the afternoon, they used to gather in front of the building to chat about the gossip of Zhang's family and Li Jia's short, and these people were used to getting together to play right and wrong. I developed a bad habit of not covering my mouth.

Zhou Shu felt that he was a murderer this year, and he was always troubled by thugs when he was in Baiyue Kingdom. As soon as I came back, I was pestered by various middle-aged women.

In addition to these aunts in the community, there are also some uncles who eat enough to bask in the sun and young people who gather together to play poker and gamble money. These people were also looking at Zhou Shu and their BBQ who piled up a mountain of meat, but they didn't complain so much. The old men sat tremblingly on crutches, feeling the vitality from the young people, and smiling all over their faces. The young man looked at the girls with squinting eyes, although a few words came out of his mouth to some extent, but there was no malice. The security guard of the community also came, borrowed the fire to light a cigarette, and Fang Xiaohua was very sensible and wrapped a thick steak for people to eat.

Sometimes people's mood is like this, the more excited they are, the easier it is to be disturbed by a little thing. Zhou Shu is currently like this, and he also has Senior Sister An. Senior Sister An's temper is very bad, she is only full of smiles and patience in front of young girls, usually she is still a lady when she puts her hair down, and her hair is a powder keg when she ties it up. Medieval knights were looking for trouble all day long, and Senior Sister An was even better than those people.

Just when these two dignified high-ranking martial artists wanted to bully the weak because of a trivial matter as big as a needle, a strangely dressed young man walked over while waving his hand to several people.

The man had dyed yellow hair, toad glasses with yellow lenses, and was dressed in loose casual clothes as if he had just returned from a vacation in Hawaii. He also wore a gold chain as thick as a Hawaiian garland around his neck, and the magical luster of the gold shook off the eyes of others.

When the knife killing team saw this man, they immediately stood up straight as if they were powered, and the military mobile phone in the pocket of the sixteen-sided dice rang almost at the same time.

"Sixteen-sided dice, you're out of luck today. On the other end of the phone was the voice of 13 of spades, who, as a killer assistant, had been carrying a sniper and lying in a dark corner to observe the nearby situation. The 13 of Spades spoke in a voice full of excitement, "Do you know who that yellow hair is walking towards you?"

The sixteen-sided dice originally thought that the other party was a gangster, so he didn't look at him at all. I heard my partner call because of this person, and he still used this tone when he spoke. The whole person is confused.

"That person..."13 of Spades was so excited that his voice trembled a little, "... That person. He is the king of killers, the Sun Egg. ”

This id, which is not strict at all, spoils the tension that haunts the 13 of spades, but the sixteen-sided dice are still a thrill.

"This guy is the sun... Sun Egg?!" The little girl couldn't believe it, and reconfirmed it to her partner on the phone.

"It's just that he's right. Look at his sparkling appearance, it goes well with the title of the first killer and his ID, right? ”

"I don't think that's the case at all!!No matter how you look at him, he's just an upstart! I don't know how many people I've killed!"

"It's because people have strong business ability that they become nouveau riche. Look at the gold chain around his neck, ordinary people would have been stabbed to death by robbers long ago if they wore it like this. ”

Pretty convincing! Sixteen-sided dice had to accept this reality. But what is the king of killers in China doing here?

Sixteen Dice was just a small clerk in a board game store, a child laborer, and had no idea what had happened on the HERO forum a few hours earlier. She was only ordered to pull the knife killing team into her organization. Although she had seen the supernatural scene of the man in the trench coat floating in the air and suddenly disappearing, she had seen some of this evil ** when she was a soldier in Romania, and now she doesn't feel so strange when she sees it again.

As a veteran killer, the knife killing team has naturally heard of what the industry leader looks like. It is very difficult to see such a characteristic person and not recognize it.

The two children who were the first in the group to recognize the sun egg stood there as if they were petrified, and then at the same time reacted that as juniors, it seemed that they should bow when they saw the great god, so the two of them bent down slightly stiffly.

Fang Xiaohua saw this scene. I thought that the yellow man in front of me was the parent of these two children.

Is it Dad? Too young, right?

Sun Dan looks at the face of thirty years old at most, thanks to his rustic and old-fashioned dress.

Zhou Shu didn't know what was going on, but when he saw the abnormal behavior of the two little killers, the knife killing team and the sixteen-faced dice, he immediately guessed that the man in front of him was probably also a practitioner in the killer world.

Sun Dan smiled more heartily than Senior Sister An, and moved her lips very exaggeratedly at the two little girls, even those who couldn't lip talk knew that what he said was "Don't make a noise." Follow me".

The knife killing team nodded, pulling Zhou Shu's sleeve and motioning for him to go with him. Master Zhou asked Fang Xiaohua and Senior Sister An to wait in place, and then followed the yellow man all the way out of the community.

"Sun Egg Senpai, why did you come here?"

As soon as the four of them arrived at a secluded corner, the sixteen-sided dice couldn't wait to ask their own questions.

Sun Egg touched Sixteen's head. Xiaohe asked rhetorically, "Are you from a board game store?"

Sixteen-sided dice nodded.

"I didn't know there were such cute clerks in the board game store. Of course. The younger sister of the knife killing group is also cute. ”

The sixteen-sided dice were suddenly praised as cute by the industry bosses, and the whole person was very embarrassed to blush and bow his head.

Zhou Shu only then knew that the guy in front of him was actually the king of killers. For this fact, he believed it very lightly, and his ability to accept it was super strong.

Sun Egg stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhou Shu and smiled: "You are the newcomer, right? ”

was suddenly greeted, and Zhou Shu didn't know what attitude to use to face this person. Although he registered an ID on the hero platform, he didn't plan to be a killer at all, so he shouldn't be his junior, right?

From this aspect, Zhou Shu felt that he and he should be on an equal footing. So Master Zhou stretched out his hand and shook it with the other party.

Regarding the sudden appearance of the sun egg, the three people led by the knife killing team have a lot of questions to ask. Sun Dan put his finger to his lips before they asked, and smiled, "I know you have a lot of questions, and it is more efficient than you asking me to answer, or I take the initiative to confess." You want to go back and continue the barbecue sooner, right?"

The three of them nodded blankly, respectfully asking the King of Killers to speak.

The King of Killers smacked his lips and shrugged his shoulders with his hands in his trouser pockets like a thug. The gold hanging around his neck rattled, as if announcing the rich status of his master.

"I'm here to find a Tibetan monk. The opening remarks of the sun egg were expected by everyone.

"Although I said in the forum before that the Tibetan monk will not kill you the little sister of the knife killing group, he just wants to attract our attention or something. I guess I guessed right, but it's not 100 percent, so I came over and joined in. ”

The three audience members nodded, and sixteen of them didn't understand, but they also stood aside obediently and didn't dare to interject.

"I'm a superpower...... Well, I'm sorry I can't show you guys, it's a matter of principle. I would say that for so many years I have been looking for someone with similar abilities to me to prove that I am not alone. Although there will always be five superpowers in this world at the same time, I have never seen any of them, and I don't even know their identities. The Tibetan monk was the first to show his head, so I had to find him. No malice, just wanting to meet a companion. Imagine that you are the most special person when everyone around you is different from you, but there are still your companions in this world...... Everybody's a killer, that's somewhat understandable, right?"

The knife killing team and the sixteen-faced dice shook their heads in their hearts, indicating that they didn't understand, and the two of them had not had much contact with the life circle of ordinary people at all. As a half-alien, Zhou Shu has only been home for a long time, and he hasn't had time to pretend about those questions. He had other things he wanted to figure out first. "Sorry for interrupting, I have a question that I hope you can answer first. ”

"Excuse me. ”

Zhou Shu thanked him, and then asked, "The Tibetan monk appeared at one o'clock in the afternoon, and disappeared after more than half of the afternoon. It's only half past three in the afternoon, how the hell did you find us in such a short time, and you were in the city all along?"

"Good question!" Sun Egg nodded in agreement, and then he put on a very serious expression and said a very indecent answer, "I will teleport!" (to be continued......)