237 Books Two people with paranoia
Teleportation?
"Well, teleportation. "The King of Killers is sure again.
This neurotic explanation doesn't matter whether the knife killing group and the sixteen-sided dice believe it or not, Zhou Shu doesn't believe it anyway. He believed that the person in front of him was the king of killers, and at least the two little sisters of the killers should not recognize the wrong person, but if he wanted to say that this king had superpowers, Zhou Shu was skeptical.
Not to mention anything else, as far as the Book of Summoning is concerned, this Sun Egg is an ordinary person with five hundred summoning points in it, and there is nothing surprising about it. If it weren't for Zhou Shu registering directly in his face, the Book of Summoning would have ignored him because he was too ordinary.
Is it possible that the Book of Summons is wrong? maybe. However, before this possibility is confirmed, Zhou Shu will believe it 100%.
It's best to ignore a person who claims to have superpowers, because such a person is either a liar or a psychopath. If he has to pester you, it is generally reasonable to go up and beat him, whether it is a liar or a psychopath, beating him belongs to the category of self-protection.
However, no one stipulates that psychopaths with paranoia cannot have good martial arts. The person in front of him is the king of killers, and it's almost the same as the knife killing group, and he can be a domineering character by killing skills alone. Zhou Shu felt that it was better not to mess with him before he cultivated to the point of invulnerability.
Sun Dan came over this time to say hello, in his words, "Recently, I will squat and wait for the Tibetan monk to come, and it is best if I can meet it, and if I can't meet it, I will take a vacation." I have come to you to let me know in advance, you may see me more often in recent times, because I am watching you. But you'd better not come to me or try to contact me, and don't use me as a bodyguard, I may not be on guard for you 24 hours a day. β
After saying this, the king of killers said goodbye and went to the supermarket in the community with the same steps. Zhou Shu's eyes are very good now. I saw that Ya bought a box of condoms, which was still pink.
"This person is also quite interesting......" Zhou Shu grabbed the back of his head, and he really didn't know what to say.
The two little girls are still immersed in the happiness of intimate contact with their idols, and the two of them have heard a lot about the deeds of the golden man just now, from a single military base to a single defense of a military base. This killer has been competing with mercenaries for work, and the amount of labor is faintly overshadowing the momentum of the entire army.
Zhou Shu also saw a boutique post on the hero forum that recorded the achievements of the sun egg, and the most exaggerated record in the post was on April 6 last year. Israel attacked Iranian nuclear facilities. At that time, Sun Egg single-handedly protected the lifeblood of this rogue country. The content of the post is very short, with almost no specific description, but the killers who follow the post are all convinced, and occasionally a few foreigners will pop up a few Chinese characters that are machine-translated and even guess to talk to the Chinese killer about it.
Taking 10,000 steps back, even if Sun Egg can carry a gun to rescue an entire base from the fighter group and missile group, this incident has never happened at all, it is completely pseudo-history and pseudo-fact. If the two countries really start fighting, the earth may be bombed into something at this time.
Go back and continue with BBQ. Zhou Shuben planned to make a seafood fried rice with lobster meat for the knife killing team to taste, but as soon as he returned to the green lawn, he saw that Senior Sister An was about to beat a high school student.
It is not so exaggerated to say that it is a beating. Senior Sister An was slapping the back of the kid's head with an angry face, as if her sister (elder brother?) was teaching her younger brother.
After asking, I found out that this high school student actually wanted to steal the Nepalese saber that was inserted in the stove as a tongs, and after being discovered by Fang Xiaohua, this kid was panicked and almost cut off his own fingers.
Fortunately, Senior Sister An arrived in time, and these two goods only scratched the palm. Senior Sister An didn't beat him because he stole things. I was just taken aback by him, and I hit him purely to get angry. If you accidentally break your finger. One of these BBQs can't run, and they all have to go and chat with Jingcha, and they're in trouble.
Speaking of which, this child is also pitiful, the palm of his right hand is bleeding, and his head is about to be jerked. The boy was beaten silently with his face full of guilt for doing bad things, and lowered his head silently.
"Don't fight, don't fight. What a big deal!" Zhou Shuping hated fighting and persuading him the most in his life, and he delayed him watching the play, but he didn't expect that he would have this day.
A few long-tongued women watching from the side saw this scene and chattered angrily, "I just said that these people are not vegetarian, and they are also beating children." Don't be embarrassed. "I didn't put away the dangerous knife myself. hurt other people's children and beat them. β
It's so annoying...... Master Zhou is in no mood now, so let Fang Xiaohua clean up and disperse. He followed the boy home and nodded and apologized to his mother.
Anyway, it was the knife on his side that injured other people's children. The knife is not shallow, and the injury is the dominant hand, and it should be good for two months of effort.
The boy's family is in this neighborhood, and his mother is a very beautiful and gentle woman. Although this mother still counted Zhou Shu down, fortunately, she didn't mess around, she expressed her anger appropriately, and she was polite in her harshness, which was in stark contrast to those long-tongued women downstairs.
When Zhou Shu left with apologies, this rather temperamental mother inexplicably thanked her, which should have been said for the simple bandaging that Senior Sister An helped her child do.
Senior Sister An's specialty job at the non-commissioned officer school was battlefield nursing, although the summon did not have this part of the knowledge, but with the bandaging feel of the body, she also did her best to bandage, and at a glance, she knew that it was hard work.
What a good mother. Zhou Shu couldn't help but compare the woman in front of him with his mother Zhou Shize, although his mother has been used to herself since she was a child, and she has always been accustomed to being a gnawing old family, and she belongs to the good mother that every child dreams of. But Zhou Shize's out-of-the-box temperament is too girly and does not match his age, and the boy's mother is much better in this regard.
Zhou Shu just nodded and left the house, and before he left the corridor, he heard the boy sobbing shallowly. Out of gossip and curiosity about this mother, he ate a hearing-strengthening jelly bean and wanted to hear how this gentle mother taught her child after closing the door.
The result made him very envious, and the mother only comforted the high school student after listening to what happened, and did not reproach him.
Zhou Shu frowned with envy, and the high school student said that the injury on his hand was caused by carelessness when stealing the knife. But why didn't the mother ask her son why he had stolen such a dangerous saber?
The boy seemed to go back to his room crying, leaving his mother alone in the living room sighing.
Mr. Zhou recalled that the boy seemed to be named Zhang Yu, a name that sounded both neutral and a bit like a wine brand. In any case, this high school student is still honest, and he can tell the facts that are unfavorable to him without any coercion or inducement, and Zhou Shu thinks that he can't do this when he was in school.
But. Why would such a sensible child steal a knife as long as an arm...... Collection? Not really, right?
Just when Master Zhou's curiosity was exhausted and he was about to leave, he suddenly found that there was a person in black sportswear at the stairs leading to the upper floor, hiding behind the stairs in a half-squat position and looking at him.
Oh my God, what kind of suspicious person, can you please stop me from running into these guys again?
The guy's gaze was hostile, but not very intense.
Because this person was hiding behind the stairs, Zhou Shu couldn't see his face clearly. So he habitually greeted him with the Book of Summons. The result surprised him, the other party actually had a beautiful appearance comparable to that of a female magic owner, and the prefix was naturally outstanding appearance, but there was nothing special about it.
The girl should look about the same age as the high school boy named Zhang Yu. Could it be that the two of them are classmates? This girl came to find Zhang Yu, and she just happened to be passing by and happened to find her sneaky? Master Zhou guessed optimistically, wanting to classify her suspicious behavior as accidental.
Judging only from the Book of Callings, this girl has a face that is always angry. Generally speaking, the creatures in the summon list are expressionless, and they basically have a poker face.
This girl is the only one. It looks like I haven't slept enough for six hours in the morning when I was woken up by the sound of renovation near my home, and I want to brush my teeth when I see a small Qiang lying on a toothbrush. I wanted to wash my face and found that the water was stopped, and I wanted to change my clothes to go to school, but I found that the underwear that was hanging on the balcony last night was used by a strange man, and it was thrown on the ground with wrinkles and stains.
Probably this kind of angry Cheng dΓΉ.
Although the child's face was very stinky, the eyebrows were very obvious because of the perennial twisting together, and the lines of irritation were very obvious, extending all the way to the beautiful and smooth forehead. But her pretty appearance has not been affected by this, but makes people feel very characterful, and belongs to the kind of beauty that can't be forgotten at a glance.
Of course, compared with the photo of the killer terminator Miss Yu Feiniao, it is still thousands of eight hundred grades.
Zhou Shu suddenly felt that there were more and more beautiful people around him, even the little boy named Zhang Yu just now.
That kid was handsome. It's just that he was beaten as soon as he appeared, and there was a tear mole next to his eye, giving people a feeling of weakness. Senior Sister An probably didn't hit him heavily for the sake of this face, and good-looking people have an advantage.
Zhou Shu tried to distract himself from thinking about the suspicious girl, and turned around and went downstairs with a calm face.
As soon as he walked out of the building, his enhanced hearing could hear the sound of the girl's clothes rubbing against each other, and she seemed to be coming out from behind the stairs where she was dodging. Then the sound of slapping the dust on his body was heard, followed by a sigh. Immediately afterwards, Master Zhou heard what the girl said, and he was so frightened that he thought he had met a monster.
The girl said to herself in a tone like reciting linesβ"I've searched ten worlds, and I've found you here with a lot of difficulty." Even if you have forgotten our agreement, forgotten the past we have experienced together, and even forgotten your and my names, you are still you. As long as I remember you, no matter if your name is Xiude Beilu or Zhang Yu, I will be your most loyal knight. β
When the girl said this, she was completely self-absorbed. Judging by Zhou Shu's common sense, even if the earth is a messy world, the truth of what the girl said is almost zero.
As a member of the traversal crowd, Zhou Shu could at least hear that the four characters of 'Xiude Beru', which seemed to be a Westerner's name, were completely Chinese-style, without the slightest pronunciation characteristic of a multi-syllable language. This alone can be sure that I have met the second 'paranoia' of today.
Compared to the previous king of killers, this little girl is nothing special. Although the king of killers is also a five hundred, but he is a model worker in China's killer world, although this little girl is beautiful, she is just a complete ordinary person. The King of Killers just thinks he has superpowers. And this girl's setting seems to be very grand and complex, which is a headache.
Could it be that people in these years are more likely to suffer from schizophrenia? Isn't the frequency of encountering two a day too high?
The girl's self-talk continued, but Master Zhou was not in the mood to listen to her lines, and the girl's words made people feel ashamed of her in their ears.
Xu was talking too loudly, causing Zhang Yu's mother to open the door to check.
Zhou Shu only heard the sound of the girl running down the stairs in a panic. probably didn't want Zhang Yu's mother to see him standing in front of his house.
This behavior is a little inexplicable, what is so great about being seen by the classmate's mother at the door of the classmate's house, is it said that the two are not classmates?
The girl ran all the way downstairs, and accidentally collided with Zhou Shu, who was standing at the entrance of the building and pinching his chin and thinking about things. With Zhou Shu's physique, he naturally wouldn't be bumped by her, not even a little shaking, and the girl fell to the ground firmly, and her buttocks were very painful.
Master Zhou only had the opportunity to look at the girl face to face, and sure enough, just like the image in the Book of Summoning, it was obvious that she had hit someone else. But now he is angry.
This guy must not be very welcoming to female compatriots at school, right?
The girl glared angrily at Zhou Shu, and slowly got up, like a female leopard confronting a rhinoceros.
Zhou Shu was taken by her momentum, and habitually apologized: "I'm sorry to touch you, does it hurt to fall?"
The girl didn't answer this unnutritious question, and asked rhetorically, "What did you do with Zhang Yu just now?"
Brainless questions.
"I'm looking for Zhang Yu?" Zhou Shu smiled kindly, "I'm sorry." Little sister. He hurt his hand, and I just sent him home. We didn't know each other before. β
"Hurt?!" the girl seemed to smell something of interest, "is he hurt? how, what is it that can hurt him?"
Zhou Shu felt that talking to this girl was a little overwhelming, and replied honestly: "A Nepalese saber, he seems to like it, and he accidentally cut the palm of his right hand when he was playing with it." β
"Right hand...... "The girl posed in a very handsome contemplative poss. Then he muttered to himself again: "Sure enough, with the power of Xiude Beru, even if he loses most of his soul and memory, it can only hurt him. But this right hand is a little worrying...... Is that the time?
It's hard to act and talk to yourself! Zhou Shu couldn't help but complain in his heart.
The girl seemed to have had enough self-absorption, and asked angrily again, "What about the knife that cut him?"
"Fork in the stove. β
"Where's the stove?"
"My friend's BBQ oven. Why do you ask this?"
The girl suddenly put on a handsome-looking offensive gesture and said in a tone of feigned anger, "So the owner of that knife is your companion?" I'll kill you'.
Zhou Shu, who was a little mentally overloaded, slapped his head, "I'm so tired." What's that, girl. β
"My name is Yang Xi!"
Shouldn't you call it Lillian, Acacia, Korazon, Widdington, Hulds, or something like that?
Having this kind of conversation with a female high school student in this position in the corridor was a very humiliating experience for Zhou Shu. Yang Xi, right? You're not afraid of being embarrassed, but I'm still afraid?
"Yang Xi, or you come with me. Zhou Shu wanted to leave here quickly before being witnessed, "I'll take you to find the knife." Zhang Yu seems to like it a lot, I'm in charge, I'll give you the knife. β
Hearing this, the girl slowly put away her attack posture, put on an expression of 'you know each other', and the cow coaxed and said, 'Lead the way'.
To be honest, this girl is beautiful, and when she says these words and does these actions, she can feel some beauty, and she is not very annoying. If it weren't for that, Zhou Shu would have kicked him down and slipped away.
On the side of the green space in the community, the girls have already put everything together, and they are waiting for Senior Sister An, who beat someone in Zhou Shugang, to wipe her ass and come back. Fang Xiaohua is in a better mood now, and she has successfully ignored Fu Siyan's self-hypnosis, and she is also very capable.
When the girls saw that Zhou Shu had brought a girl back, their heads were full of question marks, and they couldn't understand what the situation was.
Master Zhou couldn't understand even more, why did he, a dignified true traverser, alien half-breed, and librarian, get involved with a little girl full of delusions?
Yang Xi saw the Nepalese saber in one place with the iron tongs at a glance, and rushed forward very rudely to take it in his hand.
Fang Xiaohua is even more strange now, what happened to this knife? Could it be that it is very popular among the recent high school student groups?
Since this was a knife that had hurt people, Zhou Shu easily asked for it from Fang Xiaohua and gave it to Yang Xi, who had a brain problem, as promised.
Yang Xi had a light in his eyes and seemed to like it.
"If you like it, if you like. Zhou Shu wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand and breathed a sigh of relief, finally there was no trouble.
Just then, Yang Xi's cell phone rang, and the ringtone sounded like a Bible song.
Yang Xi was very excited when he saw the number on the caller ID, and he was connected at the speed of light.
Master Zhou's hearing enhancement effect is still there, and he can hear that the voice on the other end of the phone is undoubtedly Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu spoke into the phone in a deep tone: "Yang Xi, do you have time now?"
Yang Xi replied nervously: "I am your knight, ready to be dispatched at any time." β
This line made everyone, including Senior Sister An, stunned for a moment, and looked at the girl who came with Zhou Shu with a foolish look.
Zhang Yu on the other end of the phone seemed to be used to this kind of conversation with this idiot, and when he heard the answer, he first said 'um', and then there was a long silence.
About a minute later, Zhang Yu said the follow-up content, "Can you come to my house for the next trip?"
As an adult with a passing IQ, Zhou Shu naturally felt that this call was a little suspicious. Zhang Yu spoke in a tone as if he had lost confidence in life and wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a building. Judging from the content of the conversation, it seems that he wants to pull someone on his back before committing suicide and be a companion on Huangquan Road......
Note: Because it is very important, this paragraph should be added to the text. Part of the setting of the new high school boys and girls is copied from a certain novel, which is so famous that some of your classmates may know about it.
Yang Xi looks a lot like the second middle school disease, but it is actually a stricter thing, belonging to the kind that will not wake up to the second grade graduation as he grows older. Of course, this is not the point, the place of plagiarism refers to the relationship between the two.
I don't know how many people can understand what is being said.,In short, Huang Huang thinks this setting is very cute.γ It's a pity that the novel has been pitted for many years, and I haven't found a similar setting in other ACGs and novels that is too compatible. I had to write my own self-masturbation, which is shameful, but it is very much in line with the purpose of this book!
Before being revealed, confess that it is the character of the Yellow Emperor, and I hope you know.
By the way, I'm writing a new book recently, and the male and female protagonists are also in this relationship. (To be continued......)