Chapter 51: Begin to check Tang Fatzi

When Jun Moye returned home, Tang Yuan had been waiting for a long time. It turned out that this guy came here just after Jun Moxie went out, and he has been waiting until now.

"Tomorrow?" Jun Moxie asked, crossing Erlang's legs and slanting his eyes.

"Tomorrow!" the fat man nodded like a chicken. The little eyes flashed with anticipation: "Sanshao, my good brother, I rely on you, you promised me before." ”

The fat man is a good brother, and the posture of the two of us is almost about to pounce and hug the big killer!

"Fatty, don't be so numb, don't worry. As long as you do what I say, you will be foolproof. "Jun Moxie didn't make a big statement to comfort the fat man, Jun Dashao can be said to have settled down in the past few days.

He had already sent someone to investigate the old eunuch Zhu, and he had investigated everything in detail and in an all-round way, in addition to his strong skills and mysterious origin, this person was well-known for his iron-faced selflessness, no matter who he was, he didn't want to cheat for personal gain under his hands. And he is the most meticulous and not sloppy. Therefore, no matter what His Majesty the Emperor handed over to him, he was extremely relieved, but this old eunuch did not live up to His Majesty the Emperor's trust and never made a mistake.

In addition, the old eunuch Zhu may have accumulated an extremely strange problem over the years, perhaps because of his physical disability: cleanliness!

Cleanliness itself is not a big problem, many people have it. It's just that I love cleanliness more than ordinary people, and it can't be regarded as a bad hobby anyway. But this old eunuch Zhu's cleanliness habit has reached a very, very, very evil point. When it comes to bathing, no matter how busy the chΕ«n is, no matter how busy it is, it will be washed twice a day, and after each wash, the whole body has to change from the inside out.

Walking on the road, even if it is a tree touched by others, he will never touch it, and even His Majesty the Emperor is helpless against him. I heard that once His Majesty gave him a seat, the old eunuch actually took out a snow-white towel from his sleeve and wiped the chair up and down, back and forth, and then sat on it with half of his buttocks. As soon as he sat down, he didn't sit on his hot ass, and then he left again, because His Majesty's order was finished, and His Majesty the Emperor was stunned...... As for his personal belongings, no one would have thought of touching them. No matter how precious it is, as long as it has been touched by others, it is not wanted, of course, those who touch it casually also pay the price, hand to hand, foot to chop, no matter that part of the body is carefully or not, deliberately or not, a word - no!

His Majesty the Emperor was as wise as a torch, and he made the best use of it, and ordered the old eunuch Zhu to be responsible for the health of the palace. However, the effect is remarkable, since the old eunuch Zhu is in charge of this piece, the cleanliness of the entire Tianxiang Palace can definitely be called the first in the mainland!

It is no secret that the old eunuch Zhu has a habit of cleanliness, there are too many people who know this, and many of them have learned it, so almost everyone tries to avoid this old guy, so as not to violate the taboo of this old pervert, whether they can afford to provoke him or not, otherwise the consequences will only be in vain to make themselves unhappy. Jun Moxie inquired about this, and it was no trouble at all.

But Jun Moxie wants to do the opposite this time, and the destruction is always faster than the construction!

In terms of the conscientiousness and responsibility of the old eunuch Zhu's work, as long as Tang Yuan's body has nothing wrong, he will definitely report it, and all the joints that are reported to the old man of the Tang family have already been opened, and everything is logical.

Therefore, if you want the fat man to be eliminated, you can only do things to this old eunuch. And what can break his sense of responsibility is naturally only his extremely evil cleanliness!

"Fatty, you took this medicine an hour in advance before letting Old Eunuch Zhu check it. Then, when the time comes, like this, like this, everything will be done......" Jun Moxie squeezed his eyebrows.

"So, will it ...... This is also too disgusting......" Tang Yuan pinched the life-saving pill, blinking, a little hesitant.

"Then I can't take care of it, anyway, I've already given you the idea, you can weigh it yourself. Whether to go in as a kowtow worm or come out to be happy, choose one yourself, what do you love. Jun Moxie snorted twice.

"Don't!" Tang Yuan grabbed the pill in his hand, and the muscles on his fat face twisted: "I'm fucking out of it." ”

"Warriors, face it bravely. Jun Moxie patted him on the shoulder, with a look of affection and friendship: "I will bless you, you will succeed." I am behind my back, silently supporting you with my jΔ«ng god. ”

"If I get beaten, it's best if you can do it for me. Tang Yuan said sadly: "After this time, it is estimated that the old man has to pick my skin, in order to complete this matter, the family has a lot of money......"

"All I can say is...... I really sympathize with you. Jun Moxie sighed, and said with emotion: "After the limelight of this matter passes, I will go to see you." Well, don't forget, before you go again, don't forget one thing, don't eat breakfast. ”

Tang Yuan nodded solemnly: "I remember." ”

Tang Fat Man left, until he walked a long way, Jun Moxie smiled so much that he bent over and squatted on the ground before he could straighten up...... As for the mess up, Jun Moxie is completely sure.

But Jun Moxie never expected that Tang Fatzi still made a very, very, very huge oolong incident in this matter, and this oolong incident directly became a legend in the Xuanxuan Continent, and thousands of people talked about it and enjoyed it, and Tang Yuan's name was also famous all over the world because of this incident, and he became a complete "celebrity...... After the young master knew about it, there was nothing else to say, only sweat, sweat, and waterfall sweat brushing the ground...... Tang Yuan rolled out of Jun's house all the way, and met Jun Zhantian's old man returning with his entourage, the two sides walked to the opposite side, Tang Yuan knew that he couldn't hide, and besides, his goal was too big, and there was really nowhere to hide, so he had to hesitate to go forward and salute.

"Fat man, you came to my family again Mo Xie, didn't you lose your wife again?" Old Man Jun's eyes glared: "What the hell is the idea of fighting again? Mo Xie hasn't seen you much recently, but he has really grown a lot!"

Tang Yuan panicked, aren't we just a little embarrassed! You are a dignified old man, as for the people who talk about it every day, it is difficult to be a junior for me? I didn't know how to answer for a while, and stammered: "No, no." "Subconsciously hide your hands behind you.

"Is it nothing? The old man is a tiger? As for you being scared like this?" the old man said suspiciously, "What do you have in your hand?" and stretched out his hand to show the old man. ”

"No, it's nothing...... Tang Yuan suddenly became highly nervous, shook his head vigorously, stepped back step by step, suddenly tripped over something, plopped, and fell to the ground on all fours. Suddenly, there was a lot of fat on the ground.

The old man Jun Zhantian laughed: "Look at the way you look scared, is it possible that you can't rob your things with the identity of an old man?"

Tang Yuan wiped his cold sweat and stood up, undecided, but found that the pill in his hand was missing, presumably when he fell just now. This surprise is not trivial, he crawled directly on the ground and looked for a long time before he found it again, this frightened, frightened, in a hurry, there was a sweat, Tang Yuan was directly a little confused, and he couldn't remember Jun Moxie's explanation clearly, racked his brains and thought for a long time, until he walked to his door before he remembered: Yes, thousands of thousands, thousands of don't forget to have breakfast!

Alas, after knowing about this incident, I didn't even have the mood to eat. However, since Sanshao said so, there must be a reason for him. I'll just have to eat breakfast with difficulty. Thinking about this, coupled with the intense exercise just now, my stomach suddenly growled.

Early the next morning, Tang Yuan had a round belly, burped, followed his father, and staggered all the way to the palace on the horse that was crushed by him.

Tang Shangshu looked forward to pride all the way. In order to prevent accidents, he has invited many people to check his son's body in the past few days, and he is sure that there will be no accidents this time, except that his son is a little fatter, there will be no problems at all.

Therefore, Lord Tang Shangshu is full of confidence. As the saying goes, if a gentleman is not heavy, he will not be mighty! Tang Shangshu looked at his son, who was struggling to press down the best war horses, and for the first time felt that his son's fat body was still quite pleasing to the eye, how festive!

All the way, they each had their own thoughts, and came to the palace, Tang Fat Man was waiting, looking for an opportunity, and counted the time to swallow the medicine given by Jun Moxie;

A total of nine people participated in the selection this time, four of whom were elected by major families, and five were recommended by hundreds of officials. wants to break through the joints among so many strong opponents, Tang Shangshu has invested a lot of money for his son's future this time!

He didn't know that his son was having a headache, and he had already agreed with his sworn friend Mo Xie to sabotage his plan. If the plan of those two people succeeds, Tang Shangshu will lose all his money this time...... Now it doesn't seem to be "if" anymore, Tang Shangshu is destined to lose all his money this time...... The method of identification of the old eunuch Zhu is still very scientific, going in from here, going out from that side and going home directly, and not meeting people who have not been tested at all, so as one person enters, the rest of the people are becoming more and more nervous.

I heard that although Murong Qianjun passed last time, he walked outside the country for more than a month since then...... Everybody knows about it.

What kind of inspection will make Murong Qianjun pinch when he walks? The more everyone thinks about it, the more crooked they become, and the more they think about it, the more they tremble, and a feeling of sadness suddenly arises.

If you are played by a eunuch, and you are almost crippled, then you must not leave a psychological shadow! If it spreads, this is a big scandal......