Chapter 52: Super Oolong Incident!
Seeing that it would be Tang Yuan's turn after two more people, Tang Fat Man became nervous, turned his fat and short neck to look around, but he was looking at Tang Shangshu who was sitting on the Taishi chair!
Tang Shangshu knew that his son was reluctant, so he stared at the whole time this time, afraid that he would run away halfway. Now that I see him looking around, I don't know what he's thinking?
Tang Fat Man shrank his neck, muttered two words in his mouth, and had to turn around. At this moment, I suddenly felt a churn in my stomach, and I gurgled loudly, and my face couldn't help but turn white. He turned his head again and shouted, "I want to ......"
"You want to be a!" Tang Shangshu was furious and glared at him: "If you can't get through this time, the old man will break your leg when he goes home! If you say another nonsense now, the old man will break your leg immediately!"
Tang Yuan's face turned white, he sat down holding his stomach, and gradually that feeling was gone, so he was a little relieved.
I couldn't help but feel a little bitter in my heart, the medicine given by Jun Moxie was not just a reminder...... Angry? Why doesn't something seem right now? How did he know that what Jun Moxie said at the beginning was "Don't eat breakfast!", but Tang Fatzi yīn made a mistake, but what he pursued was "Don't forget to eat breakfast!" These are basically two extremes, completely twisted...... In addition, he drank that big scoop of cold water just now, which neutralized the medicinal effect of the pill, and it was even more powerful!
In terms of the results of today's rì examination, it may be the same way, but the process is ...... There was a whisper next to him, but it was a young man from the Meng family and an alternative from the Song family talking: "Brother Song, do you know that Zhu ...... Boss, how the hell did you check it?"
"I, I don't know, but I've heard that it will definitely be miserable after ......the examination," the young man surnamed Song whispered a little apprehensively.
"What's so miserable?" Tang Yuan raised his voice and said, "Isn't it just that Murong Qianjun has been out of the country for a few months after the inspection." What is that? You will definitely be able to resist it!" he said, and suddenly the faces of the two teenagers turned pale.
Tang Shangshu looked at it fiercely and interrupted Tang Yuan's gushing fallacy, but he was smug in his heart, it seems that his son has opened his mind and learned to fight his opponent, but it is not in vain for my hard work.
Tang Yuan sat on the chair and waited with peace of mind, and when he stopped talking, he suddenly felt a reaction in his stomach, and suddenly twisted left and right, and the bottom of his buttocks looked like maggots, and his face was even more weird. I can't hold it back now, I can't stop cursing Jun Moxie in my heart, and I gave Lao Tzu a laxative, and I actually said that it was an aphrodisiac...... Just as he was about to rush desperately to solve it, a voice came from inside: "Next, Tang Yuan." ”
Tang Yuan sighed, and his fat face suddenly turned green. Curled up in his chair and didn't move. Tang Shangshu was secretly cool, and suddenly saw the fat man come out again, and he couldn't help jumping up angrily and not fighting anywhere, and shouted: "Evil obstacles! Call your name, and don't let the old man in!" flew up and kicked Tang Yuan's fat buttocks. Tang Yuan screamed and fell into it with his hands dancing...... As soon as Tang Yuan entered, he was led by a small eunuch through the long corridor and came to a small house. As soon as he entered, he felt cold and swishing, and the thick curtains cut off the autumn sun, and Tang Yuan suddenly felt cold all over his body. Especially the old eunuch opposite, his face was as white as snow, his white robe was even more spotless, even his socks were white, and his eyebrows and beard were even more snow-white. Up and down the body, there is no second kind of Yan sè!
Tang Yuan suddenly remembered the legendary soul envoy, trembled, and miraculously felt that his stomach was not so uncomfortable...... "Tang Wanli's grandson, take it off." "The name of the old eunuch Zhu is very strange, it is called Zhu Zhuzhu. Looking at the fat man, without the slightest emotion, his spotless right hand pointed to a snow-white white cloth spread on the ground in front of him: "Strip naked and stand on it." ”
If there is a beautiful woman in front of him, Tang Fatzi is guaranteed to take off his clothes faster than anyone else. But the problem now is that the person in front ......of him is not a beautiful woman, not only is he not a beautiful woman, but not even a man! Tang Fatzi directly has some psychological disorders. Grinding and refusing to take it off.
The old man Zhu raised his eyebrows slightly, raised his eyes slightly, and snorted deeply: "Huh?!" He sat cross-legged on the chair and did not move, but immediately a huge pressure surged, and in an instant, Tang Fat Man was like falling into an ice cave.
"Father-in-law, uh, can you... Please... Turn around first?" Tang Fatty's eyebrows twitched, and his hands clutched his belt.
"Take off!" Old Eunuch Zhu rolled his eyelids coldly and said undoubtedly. It's really a treasure of words!
"Hurry up!" There was no politeness at all to this eldest prince of the household department.
"Oh. The fat man's whole body trembled, and his stomach began to turn over again, and as soon as he untied his belt, he turned around with a bitter face: "Father-in-law, can I ...... first" Now that Tang Yuan has given up, let's go with the past, Lao Tzu is about to put on his pants...... "Hmph!" Old Eunuch Zhu seemed to be extremely dislike of talking, his eyes flashed, his fingers slowly stretched out, and suddenly the blue light flashed on his fingers, and he sneered a few times, and several words were like sword blue sè phosgene, and the wide robe on Tang Fatman's body fluttered like a butterfly, instantly revealing a tired and cumbersome fat body, and his huge belly was almost on his knees.
Tang Fat screamed, and wanted to cover his lower body with his hands, but he slapped it directly on his belly, but the fat man's hands were short, but his stomach was too big, and he covered the target tightly.
Zhu Zhuzhu took his hands, stood up with a cold face, walked down from his seat with his hands down, and the snow-white figure fluttered, and he had already circled around Tang Fatman's naked body, and his sharp eyes had already probed all the exposed parts of Tang Fatman.
"Raise your left hand and expose your armpits!" Zhu Zhuzhu coldly ordered, Tang Fat hurriedly complied, although it was autumn at the moment, the temperature in this room was still quite high, even if he was naked, he didn't feel cold, but as the old eunuch Zhu approached, the fat man felt a heartfelt chill, it was a kind of bone-chilling, and even the tumbling stomach before was forcibly suppressed by the cold at this moment.
Zhu Zhuzhu stood three feet away, his eyes were like cold electricity, and he kept ordering: "Raise your right hand!"
"With your hands, pick up your belly and expose underneath!"
"Down, legs apart, big fork!"
“......”
I don't know if I am slowly getting used to the coercion of the old eunuch, and the depressive effect of the chill is gradually ineffective, Tang Yuan's face is becoming more and more sallow, and the beads of sweat the size of soybeans are dripping down, and the two trembles, and they are really about to hold back.
Zhu Zhuzhu was dressed in white and Shengxue, nodded without any expression on his face, and took two steps closer. Said coldly: "Bend down and pout your ass!"
It's coming, it's finally here! Tang Yuan wailed in his heart: I don't want to walk outside the eight characters...... I can't imagine that Young Master Ben still can't escape his clutches...... "Hurry up!" Zhu Zhuzhu took his hand behind and coldly urged.
Tang Yuan hesitated and slowly bent down, but in this way, he became more and more uncontrollable, and almost surging out, he also knew that if it was really surging, then the matter would be big, so he hurriedly stood up straight again, barely holding back, if he tried several times in a row, he couldn't bend anymore, if he bent again, he really couldn't help it.
Old Eunuch Zhu was furious, thinking that the fat man was deliberately tricky, so he floated up, stepped directly on his fat neck, and pressed hard, Tang Yuan suddenly bent over ninety degrees. Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhuzhu held two wooden strips in his hands left and right on his hips, one point, and then leaned over slightly, frowned, and got closer...... At this moment, Tang Yuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, his body contracted for a while, and he screamed in pain in his throat, only to hear a sound of "poof~~~~", and the tragedy suddenly happened...... A golden object sipped out from between the gaps in the fat man's plump August 15th, surging catharsis...... And at this time, Master Zhu was close at hand, and he had never thought that he would encounter such a thing in his life, and it was too late to dodge...... Outside, Tang Shangshu sat upright peacefully, what kind of identity was he, his own chamberlain sent a tribute to the forbidden palace and good tea, tasting it slowly, while blowing the tea powder on the water, while waiting for the news of his son with confidence.
He knew that all the teenagers who came here would be conditioned by Old Eunuch Zhu, but the physical examination would definitely be qualified. What really needs to be fought is only the financial and material resources of each family and the relationship between the inner court. And these, I believe that no one can fight him, the head of the household!
There were a few other officials next to him who also sent their sons and nephews to come for inspection, and greeted him uncomfortably, smiling dryly, and no one could see that the Tang family was determined to take the position of the commander of the court guards in the forbidden palace, and most of their juniors were running away this time. Tang Shangshu snorted lightly in his nose, just these people, they also want to fight with me Tang someone? Hehehe, it's really ridiculous!
At this moment, suddenly there was a furious roar from the inner room! The roar was filled with the pain of life worse than death, extreme remorse, and extreme hatred! It was as if a lifetime of perseverance had in an instant turned into a vain and a terrible pain! Like a heart-rending scream!
It was the voice of the old eunuch Zhu.
It was also a voice that was furious to the extreme: "Get out! Unqualified!" The four words, like four thunders, exploded in the sky above Tianxiang City, and in an instant, no less than tens of millions of people heard it at the same time, and everyone who heard it could hear the extreme resentment in this voice!
Even, Jun Moxie, who was far away in the Jun family, also heard this sharp special voice, and immediately smiled so much that he couldn't see his eyebrows, proudly picked up the teapot, took a sip at the spout of the teapot, slapped his thigh, got up and turned around in a half circle: "Tang Fatty! I can't imagine that your kid has really done it, and he really deserves to be my Jun Moxie's future partner, praise! That's right, when did we make a mistake in our hands and feet!"
After a pause, he finally couldn't help laughing: "I really want to see the old eunuch's current face, how far can he be jīngcai?" Jun Dashao still doesn't know that the current level of jīng color on the face of the old eunuch Zhu is more than ten million times more than what he thinks now......