Lin Zheng looked at the two men sitting in front of him very nervously, one fat and one thin, it was obvious that these two were here to interrogate him, but five or six minutes had passed, and these two people had never said a word, just looked at him expressionlessly, which made Lin Zheng a little doubtful whether they were dumb.

"What's the matter? Two? Lin Zheng really couldn't hold on, so he had to take the initiative to ask.

The fat man among the two was obviously a short-tempered person, and when he saw Lin Zheng taking the initiative to ask, instead of answering, he slapped the table and said viciously: "Is there anything you don't know?" As a spy, he fell into the hands of our two brothers, and he dared to ask us what was the matter? ”

Lin Zheng looked at the angry fat man with a confused expression, and asked blankly, "Spy? ”

The fat man snorted coldly and stared at Lin Zheng with sharp eyes and said, "Do you still have to pretend to be like it now?" You dare to say that you are not a spy of the Huawei Kingdom? ”

Lin Zheng was even more confused now, his eyes swept back and forth between the fat and thin two, and he said to himself in disbelief: "Hua Weiguo? I'm still a fertile country! ”

As soon as Lin Zheng's voice fell, the thin man who had not spoken spoke spoke: "I see! You are a spy in the Mighty Nation! How? Is sneaking into the border between Huawei and China to sow discord? ”

"Huh? Is there really a fertile country? Lin Zheng never thought that he could be won by casually speaking, and he didn't know if there were lottery tickets sold nearby, and it was very likely that he would win the lottery if he bought it now.

"Still playing stupid? What do you think the two of us do? Will you be deceived by this botched performance of yours? The fat man leaned forward, his eyes staring straight at Lin Zheng.

Lin Zheng, who was stared at a little uncomfortable, moved his body back and looked at the two again, they wore crowns and hair and wore exactly the same silk robes, just like characters in costume fairy tale dramas, so Lin Zheng couldn't help but whisper in a nervous voice: "What else can you do in this dress?" Actors! ”

"Eye-rim?" The fat man's eyes widened, and he stood up suddenly, picked up the shocking wood in his hand and slapped it hard, "Bold!" I actually talked to my brother and sister! Don't you still want to plot against the two of us? ”

This shocking sound startled Lin Zheng, looking at the appearance of the fat man slapping the shocked wood with his left hand and lifting the hem of his robe with his right hand, Lin Zheng gritted his teeth and muttered: "Hmm! is still a cross talk actor! ”

The thin man who was observing from the side slowly spoke: "The elephant is invisible, and the sound is loud!" Elephant! Sound! You actually understand the principles of heaven, and the Weiwo Kingdom is really willing to sacrifice its blood in order to rebel against our brothers! ”

"What?" Lin Zheng never expected that this thin man's brain replenishment ability was so strong, and he just formed words and sentences at will, and forcibly added people to himself and others!

"You are a smart person who understands the way of heaven, why do you always have to pretend to be stupid?" The thin man waved his hand to signal the fat man to sit down, and then began to sneer and ask Lin Zheng questions.

Lin Zheng sighed helplessly and said, "Although I know I'm not stupid, I'm really a little confused now, because I really don't know what you're talking about!" ”

"Oh? Can you explain why you suddenly appeared on the border between our country and the country of Huawei? And don't have any identification items on you? The fat man who sat down turned over the file in his hand and asked without raising his head.

This question was difficult for Lin Zheng to answer, because he still hadn't figured out what was going on. Three days ago, as an excellent real estate sales consultant, he was sorting out the work materials, and suddenly felt that his nose was a little itchy, so he naturally stretched out his index finger to dig, but this time the nostrils were different from the past, and the index finger that had been familiar with the work had not touched anything after entering the nostrils, just when Lin Zheng was surprised when his nose became so big, a powerful attraction came from the depths of his nose, and the index finger, which had penetrated deep into the enemy camp, took his entire arm deeper and deeper into the nasal cavity, Until the whole body is inhaled into the nostrils...... When Lin Zheng squeezed out of the darkness, he was surprised to find that he had come to a desert, and the surrounding scene was like the layout of the Journey to the West.

"I said I dug myself through my nostrils, do you believe me?" Lin Zheng asked tentatively.

"Crossing?" The fat man heard a word that he couldn't understand, so he turned his head to look at the thin man beside him with inquiring eyes.

The thin man frowned and thought for a moment and said, "I have seen the word "time travel" in the book "Human Consciousness", which probably means that a person will come from another world to another world through some means. ”

"Returning to the yang?" The fat man didn't understand what the thin man meant.

"It's not! Another world! It's not the underworld! You're so stupid! "Lin Zheng really can't stand it, the fat man has never seen the world.

"Did I ask you?" The fat man's eyes widened, and his neck was stiff, and he said impatiently.

The image and tone of the fat man suddenly made Lin Zheng very kind, it turned out that some public servants in that world were not talking like this? Lin Zheng, who felt very kind, said with a smiling face: "You two talk!" ”

The thin man suddenly smiled incomprehensibly and said, "The word "crossing" was very accidental when I was a spy in the Weiwo Country, and "Human Consciousness" ...... It's a secret that has never been passed on in the country of Weiwo, how do you know something? ”

Lin Zheng's lips trembled, and he said slowly: "Isn't there also it in "Celebrating More Than Years"? ”

"I'm not a well-educated person, but I'm a well-read person, and I've never heard of the book you mentioned, let alone read it!" The thin man stared at Lin Zheng's eyes with inquiring eyes.

Lin Zheng, who didn't wait for the other party to ask what "Celebrating More Than Years" was, was very depressed, and felt that it was really boring to come to other worlds without anyone to follow him, so he subconsciously shook his head and sighed.

"You don't have anything to say, do you? Admitting to being a spy? The fat man slapped the table and scolded angrily.

"What? When did I admit it? Are you hallucinating? Lin Zheng looked up in amazement, what did he do to make them have this illusion?

The thin man snorted coldly and stood up, and said in a cold tone: "Now that you have admitted it, it is not so easy to change your words again!" You'll spend the rest of your life in this prison! Until we don't need you and the secret news from your mouth anymore! ”

Lin Zheng wanted to say something, but saw the fat and thin duo turn around and leave, without giving him any chance to explain at all, and then two people dressed as jailers picked up Lin Zheng on the left and left.

"Two big brothers! Please tell your leaders, I am wronged! What a grievance! Super wronged, thief wronged! Lin Zheng looked at the jailer with an unkind face and shouted loudly.

"Wronged thief? When did a thief dare to say that he was wronged? A jailer said mockingly.

Lin Zheng, who was thrown into a dirty prison, saw an even dirtier old man in the corner, and began to pick his nostrils frantically, hoping to restore the scene when he crossed over, and then send himself back.

"They invented a new punishment? What did you stuff into your nose? The dirty old man in the corner stared in surprise at Lin Zheng, who was about to dig out his nose and bleed.

Lin Zheng, who was completely intoxicated with picking his nostrils, scratched his head with one hand and replied casually: "I have to go back!" I can't be locked up here for the rest of my life! ”

"Are you digging in the wrong place? If you want to get out, you should dig tunnels no matter what! Could it be that you can dig yourself out with a swoop by picking your nostrils? The dirty old man walked up to Lin Zheng and carefully observed him picking his nostrils.

"Don't believe me, I can dig my nostrils and dig somewhere else! That's how I dug it up! Lin Zheng, who doesn't believe in evil, is still persevering and desperately picking his nostrils.

"Then you can't dig it out now? Why don't you try to dig it up for you? The dirty old man suggested.

"Hmmm! Reasonable! Give it a try! Come and dig it up! As soon as Lin Zheng's words fell, he saw a black finger stuffed into his nostrils, "I'll go!" How many years have you not washed this hand? What color? Vomit...... What does it smell like? ”

"! Lao Tzu has been imprisoned for more than 30 years, and you still plan to give you a high-quality life of washing on time every day? The dirty old man replied dissatisfiedly while digging Lin Zheng's nostrils hard.

"Wow! The taste in your mouth is enough to rush! Lin Zheng, who found that it was still useless to change people to dig up, pushed away the dirty old man's nose and blew his nose vigorously, trying to squeeze out the taste in his nasal cavity.

"You have been locked up for thirty or forty years, and it is not certain that you can catch up with the taste of Lao Tzu!" The dirty old man sat on the ground angrily and said.

Lin Zheng, who was said to be in the sore spot, sat on the ground dejectedly, regardless of how dirty and smelly the rotten grass mat was. The dirty old man looked at Lin Zheng, who was frowning, shook his head, which was about to go bald, and leaned over to him and asked in a low voice, "Why did you come in?" Let's be honest! Don't talk to me about anything, you dig your nose and dig in! ”

Lin Zheng, who was trying hard to see his nostrils, sighed and said, "They say I'm a spy from the Weiwo Country!" ”

"Oh? Scouts? It's a great thing to do! So what do you tell them, are you a spy or not? The old man exclaimed with a thumbs up.

Lin Zheng looked at the dirty old man like a fool: "Don't say that I'm not, even if I really am, I can't admit it!" ”

"Professional!" The dirty old man sighed heartily.

Lin Zheng knew that the old man had misunderstood what he meant, but he didn't bother to explain, he just felt that he shouldn't run the train with a lot of tongues and talk so much nonsense with someone he didn't know.

"And how do you explain your identity to them? Business? Or a Ranger? Lin Zheng didn't plan to talk more, but the old man chased after him.

"I'll tell them I picked my nose and picked it in!" Lin Zheng rubbed his head and began to think of a way to escape.

"They believed?" The dirty old man asked curiously.

"Of course not! Who would believe such a ridiculous thing! Lin Zheng replied with a roll of his eyes.

"And make up that kind of reason?" This time it was the turn of the dirty old man to make Lin a fool.

"The problem is that I really picked my nose!" Lin Zheng spread his hands helplessly.

"Then your nostrils are deep enough!" The dirty old man's tone was full of mockery.

"That's pretty deep! There is a good chance that it is even the deepest nostril in the world! Lin Zheng stuffed his fingers into his nostrils again and dug out.