Chapter 2: The Most Awesome Fugitives
Lin Zheng always thought he was the best, because the manager once said to him, "Young man, you are very good!" The future is limitless! ”
Whether it's painting a pie or what, Lin Zheng feels that he should believe the manager's words, because if you don't believe in yourself, then how can you expect others to believe you? Although this sentence was also said by the manager.
Lin Zheng, who is extremely confident, is still trying to pick his nostrils, but he is also thinking, pinning his hopes on a miracle while also working hard. Through the conversation with the dirty old man, Lin Zheng knew that this was a world of cultivation, there were sword immortals flying around in the sky, there were also spells of thunder and fire, and there were evil skills that captured people's souls. The Weiwo country advocates the unity of heaven and man, and the lord of the country is a cultivator of heavenly magic, so most of the people in the country are monks who practice magic; As for Lin Zheng's current Zhongxing country, it is a rising star, although the country has been established for a short time, it is compatible with all kinds of monks, regardless of their origins, there are strong men who practice body refining techniques, there are also demon paths of master soul dementorship, and scholars who draw talisman arrays.
"Senior Lu Shaohong, if I cultivate well, will I swoop through as soon as I pick my nostrils?" Lin Zheng asked solemnly.
The dirty old man named Lu Shaohong looked at Lin Zheng and pouted and said, "Fuck you, you can also connect with picking your nose for such a passionate thing as Dadao?" I don't want to eat it, just pick your nostrils! ”
Lin Zheng paused for a moment and said, "You didn't ask me what a crossing is?" ”
"Yes! Isn't the so-called crossing roughly talking about the shattered void or something? Lu Shaohong replied as a matter of course.
Lin Zheng, who had been picking his nostrils, finally stopped what he was doing, and put on an expression when Conan solved the case: "I heard that the word "crossing" appears in the book "Human Consciousness" in the Weiwo Kingdom, and there should be very few people who know it!" ”
Lu Shaohong, who was dirty, suddenly stood up and laughed: "Hahahahahaha!" ”
Lin Zheng looked at the menacing Lu Shaohong very seriously, waiting for him to say something shocking, but he only saw the dirty old man stop laughing and lowered his head to support his forehead.
"Oops! It's a little bit violent...... Dizziness ......," Lu Shaohong said weakly.
"This ...... Don't get up so fast when you're older! Another cerebral hemorrhage! Lin Zheng complained helplessly.
"Hahahaha!" Lu Shaohong, who had relieved himself, continued to laugh a few times just now, and put on a superior posture, "The old man was a cultivation genius who was loyal to the country!" Rune spells, body refining swords, and soul attraction spells are all available! As soon as a person is famous, there are more people who know, and the more people you know, the more things you know! This is especially true of secrecy, because it is very difficult for people to keep it strictly secret. ”
Lin Zheng nodded in agreement with Lu Shaohong's statement, but he felt that this old guy's bragging skills were too high, and a dirty and smelly old senior prisoner didn't look like a top master: "How can you be so powerful that you have been caught here and locked up for more than 30 years?" ”
"Ah...... This...... The old man was a little greedy for a cup, and as a result, when he went out to travel, he secretly drank the wine "100 years drunk" treasured by the lord of the country, who knew that the wine was so strong, and the old man who drank was unconscious, and you also knew that people with the ability were somewhat proud, and there were many people who offended, so when the old man woke up, his cultivation had been abolished! And then more than 30 years after that. Lu Shaohong's black face actually showed a hint of redness, which made Lin Zheng believe what the old man said.
"So, you're the master of the masters?" Lin Zheng asked tentatively.
"Hmm...... It's just a little higher! Lu Shaohong replied very modestly.
"How tall?" Lin Zheng continued to ask.
"Top five in the world, right?" Lu Shaohong's answer was very unexpected by Lin Zheng, originally thought that no matter how thick-skinned this old man was, he would blow a vague cow similar to the famous rivers and lakes, but as soon as the top five cows in the world came out, it disrupted Lin Zheng's rhythm.
"This ...... It's amazing! Lin Zheng didn't know how to pick up the stubble.
"Tsk! What do you mean by being amazing! I'm very powerful, pretty powerful! Lu Shaohong emphasized.
Lin Zheng, who had a very clear purpose, coughed lightly and said, "Ahem...... Then you...... Can you teach me? ”
Lin Zheng's purpose is very simple, since he has come to such a world and can't go back for the time being, it is better to learn something first to try to protect himself, and then find a way to return to the original world. Although what the dirty old man said in front of him sounded outrageous, it was also Lin Zheng's only choice in the short term, after all, it was impossible for Lin Zheng to run over to learn from those two jailers or the fat and thin combination, and it would be strange if he was not killed!
"Okay!" Lu Shaohong sat cross-legged proudly and happily agreed.
"Huh? That's what you promised? Lin Zheng suddenly felt a little regretful, and he simply agreed to such a thing as apprenticeship, which made Lin Zheng feel very uncertain.
"Yes! Promised! How else? An apprenticeship ceremony? Killing pigs and sheep? We don't even have a mouse in this place! Lu Shaohong glared at Lin Zheng and waved his hand to urge him to hurry up and apprentice.
"You're not trying to cheat me out of money, are you?" Lin Zheng looked at Lu Shaohong vigilantly, "How much is a spell!" ”
"You're locked up here, where did you get the money? Besides, old man, when I was outside, I was also a character on the rich side! How much money do you have to cheat the old man? Lu Shaohong's face was full of disdain, although he looked like a beggar, but his eyes looked at Lin Zheng like a beggar, "Do you worship or not?" ”
"Bye!" Lin Zheng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and knelt down directly to Lu Shaohong, anyway, he didn't have anything to worry about, at most he kowtowed in vain, and he should be giving this old man hospice care!
In order to show his sincerity, Lin Zheng hit his head on the ground very hard, and paused, at this moment a rough big hand pressed on the top of Lin Zheng's head, Lin Zheng suddenly felt bad but couldn't struggle, and a thought came to his heart: "Could it be that this old boy wants to rob sex?" ”
"Don't move! The old man is passing on the gong to you! Lu Shaohong's voice actually had an indescribable sense of majesty.
Lin Zheng instantly felt that there were streams of heat coming from the top of his head, and the heat flow flowed into the body meridians from the top of his head, slamming left and right in every blood vessel and every nerve, and all kinds of strange sounds appeared in his mind, runes, spells, spells, etc.
I don't know how long it took for Lin Zheng to raise his head and look at Lu Shaohong, who had withdrawn his palm, and the old man was a little embarrassed and gasped.
"You're not bragging?" Lin Zheng looked at the dirty old man with his eyes closed in surprise.
"The old man does what he says in his life, and he only says it when he does, and the bragging thing has nothing to do with the old man!" Lu Shaohong still had his eyes closed, but his voice seemed a little tired.
"Aren't you deposed? How to pass on the work? Lin Zheng asked with some puzzlement.
"The old man is the cultivation has been abolished, but the true yuan in the body is still there, the true yuan is the foundation of strength, and the cultivation is the source of strength, and they abolished my cultivation to make the source of my strength dry up, and I can't use any spells, but the true yuan is always in my body!" Lu Shaohong took a deep breath and continued, "I can speed up your cultivation speed by passing on the True Yuan to you, and combined with the spells in your mind, your cultivation speed will definitely be a thousand miles in a day!" ”
Lin Zheng knelt down again and solemnly kowtowed to Lu Shaohong, and after standing up, he dug his nostrils with the index finger of his right hand.
"What are you doing?" Lu Shaohong asked weakly.
"Pick your nostrils and see if I can leave?" Lin Zheng's answer was reasonable.
Hearing this, Lu Shaohong couldn't care about his weakness, grabbed a handful of dry grass beside him and whipped it on Lin Zheng's body: "I'll let you dig it!" I'll let you dig! ”
Lu Shaohong chased after Lin Zheng to fight, but Lin Zheng was really embarrassed to fight back after accepting the kindness of others, so he had to trot all the way to dodge. An old man and a young man ran around the cramped cell for more than ten laps, and Lu Shaohong finally sat down on the ground so tired.
"Master, your teaching standard is really high! Just copy and paste? Lin Zheng also sat on the ground and looked at his body, "However, even if I accept your true yuan, I still can't leave here!" ”
"You have to practice more in the past two days, I will guide you on the side, hurry up and improve your strength, with your talent, you should be able to get out of here soon!" Lu Shaohong, who had run several laps, said tiredly.
"In two days, I'll be able to go back by picking my nostrils?" Lin Zheng asked excitedly.
"You fucking know how to pick your nostrils! I've sent you so many spell runes and stuff in your head, and you're thinking about picking your nose? As long as you go further in your cultivation, the enchantment and formation of this broken cell will not be able to trap you at all! You can swagger out and out! Lu Shaohong gasped for a while and then said, "As long as you walk out of here, the world is so big that you can travel!" ”
Lin Zheng listened to it with boiling blood and grinned and said, "Then aren't you and me, master and apprentice, the best fugitives in the world?" ”