"Division...... Master, what is this? Why has my grandson never seen it? ”

"Isn't it? Huazi hasn't smoked it, how will you mess with me in the future? ”

Tang Sanzang scattered a branch for Sun Wukong, lit it for himself, and took a deep breath.

"These few broken stones have given you five hundred years?"

"Ahem...... Master, it's not that the disciples are incompetent. It's really because the old man built a Buddha sticker on the top of the mountain. Whenever the disciples cast a spell, the mana was sucked away by the Buddha sticker. ”

"At the end of the day, it's still useless. If you are arrogant enough, let alone a mere Buddha sticker, even if he comes in person, he will be beaten all over the ground looking for teeth! ”

"What Master said is very true."

"Where is the Buddha sticker? I'm going to uncover it for you. ”

"Right on the top of the mountain! But Master, these Five Finger Mountains are rugged and steep......"

"Bang!"

Tang Sanzang held the ballet in his hand, aimed at the Buddha post on the top of the mountain with a fifteenx scope, and smashed it to pieces with one shot.

Turned to look at Sun Wukong: "But what? ”

"No, nothing!"

Sun Wukong looked at the scene in front of him dumbfounded, and the shock in his heart was beyond measure.

As soon as the Buddha Ti who had been suppressed on the Five Fingers Mountain disappeared, the burden on his body was suddenly reduced a lot.

"The Buddha sticker is gone, why are you still staying inside? Do you want to eat and live? ”

"Master, go farther! Don't hurt the falling rocks! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, come out quickly! In a hurry! ”

After speaking, I only heard a loud "boom", and the towering Wuzhi Mountain suddenly exploded.

Countless rubbles the size of grinding discs are flying all over the sky!

Tang Sanzang was not in a hurry, and patted his robe.

"Three-level head, three-level A, change for Lao Tzu!"

The golden light flashed, and the robe turned into a steel helmet and body armor, protecting Tang Sanzang tightly.

No amount of rubble can break through this defense.

Tang Sanzang saw a spirit fly out of the mountain, and wandered wantonly in the air for a long time before it descended and landed in front of Tang Sanzang.

"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"

Sun Wukong simply knelt neatly in front of Tang Sanzang, and the ground was sunken with three rings.

"Come to Genhuazi?"

“…… Okay, listen to Master! ”

"That's right! If a man doesn't smoke, he's crazy in the world. ”

Tang Sanzang scattered a Huazi for Sun Wukong, and lit it for him with his own hands.

Tsk, tsk!

Sun Wukong did the same, digging the smoke deep into his lungs, feeling a slight dizziness, and there was an indescribable intoxication.

After 500 years of repression, we finally got out of trouble.

He felt indescribably comfortable all over his body.

Tang Sanzang patted Sun Wukong's head, "Cheng, you will be mixed with me in the future." But there is one rule, if you mix with me, you have to follow my rules. ”

"Master, what rules do you have?"

"There aren't many rules, but you have to keep them in mind. The first one is: the gentleman does not take revenge overnight, and the stick beats the water dogs. ”

Tang Sanzang bit the cigarette butt and grinned.

"Who do you think most resembles the Reservoir Dogs right now?"

"It must be the old man of the land!" Sun Wukong immediately replied.

At this time, the land lord had been beaten back to its original form and turned into a humanoid boulder, embarrassed.

Tang Sanzang kicked Sun Wukong.

"Master?"

"I can see it, don't do it yet!"

Sun Wukong was overjoyed when he heard this, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick from his ear.

"Ugh! You are a bad old man of the land, and now that my grandson has escaped from trouble, what else do you have to say? Bah, look at the fight! ”

With a swing of his iron rod, he slashed at the half-dead golden and iron giant.

"Great Sage, Great Sage, Calm Anger!"

In the sky, behind a cloud, the guardian Jialan, who came in a hurry, panicked when he saw this scene, and he was trying to stop it.

It's late.

Boom!

The wind blew in his face, and the golden iron giant's chest cavity was dented in.

"Wukong, you haven't fought with anyone in the past five hundred years, you're a bit of a handicap!"

Sun Wukong shook the iron rod and responded hehehe.

"Get out of the way, Master! If my grandson hits two more sticks, the feeling will naturally come back! ”

"Great Sage, rest ......"

"Rest your grandma's shame! If you dare to make noise, I'll fight with you! Sun Wukong naturally noticed the apologetic Jialan in the sky, raised his head and glared at him, baring his teeth and grinning.

Jialan, who was still speaking and persuading, listened to Sun Wukong's words and immediately stopped his mouth.

"Phew! The old man of the land, eat my grandson again! ”

This stick was wrapped in the momentum of wind and thunder, and went straight towards the head of the land lord.

Seeing that this Monkey King committed murder again, the Guardian Jialan couldn't care about anything else, and hurriedly turned into a light smoke and flew away.

Before leaving, he subconsciously glanced back.

When the stick came down, the head of the landlord seemed to have opened a soy sauce shop, and red and white powder splashed all over the ground.

The Monkey King was not fierce, and as soon as he came out, he knocked to death the land lord who was guarding the town here.

"It's a big matter, I have to hurry back to Lingshan to report!"

So, a group of people in the sky dispersed and went to report their own reports.

Tang Sanzang extinguished the cigarette and stood beside Sun Wukong.

"Not bad. The last stick is still a little interesting. ”

Sun Wukong shrunk the golden hoop stick and hid it in his ear.

"Master, isn't this fulfilling your teachings? The gentleman does not take revenge overnight, and the stick beats the water dog. ”

"Hahahaha! The children can be taught, the children can be taught! ”

Tang Sanzang was full of joy, this monkey was very suitable for his character.

"Pack your luggage, let's go!"

Since there is Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang's peaceful birthday is over.

The westward journey is long, and you need to pass through a lot of deep mountains and old forests

These places are inaccessible, and they should be a paradise for big insects, wild boars, bears and blind people, and Tang Sanzang can also take a game to try by the way.

But since there is Sun Wukong, even the hare and birds are gone.

can make Tang Sanzang depressed!

On the way, he finally bumped into a little demon, Tang Sanzang happily grabbed the Zen staff, and before he could deform, he was rushed up by Sun Wukong and knocked to death with a stick.

The little demon who should have had 30 merits was punished by the team and reduced to 15.

Tang Sanzang: ???

West Eight!

The road to the west was indeed full of difficulties. As soon as he received a monkey, his merit was cut in half.

If the pig and the fish in the back also come in, won't the merit be only a quarter?

No, no, absolutely not!

In the future, you can't let Sun Wukong shoot anymore!

"Ahem, what's that...... Now, let's set a few new rules. ”

Tang Sanzang took out Genhuazi and pointed it out with himself.

"First of all, the first one, when we go west, when we meet youkai......"

"Master, don't worry, my grandson's iron rod is not a vegetarian! I will definitely be able to beat the short-eyed monster and protect the master thoroughly! ”

Without waiting for Tang Sanzang to finish speaking, Sun Wukong rushed to answer.

"No, no, no...... When you encounter a monster, you must let the teacher take action personally, and you can just watch the luggage and horses. Tang Sanzang hurriedly shook his head when he heard this.

Sun Wukong was confused.

"Master, my grandson was a Monkey King five hundred years ago, and he was the obstruction figure who turned the entire heavenly court upside down......"

"You are the master, I am the master?" Tang Sanzang was not happy, grabbed the Zen staff and knocked Sun Wukong's head hard, "If you steal business with the teacher in the future, you will cut off your cigarette!" ”

"Yes, Master! Listen to your old man! ”

Tang Sanzang's threat can be regarded as to the point.

A cigarette under Wuzhi Mountain, a living fairy before and after bedtime.

Sun Wukong is not exempt from vulgarity, and now he has become an out-and-out old smoking gun, and if he doesn't chirp two a day, he will feel uncomfortable.

"This second one, if we meet a female goblin......"

"Master, don't worry! The apprentice must follow the teacher's teachings, dare not act rashly, wait for the master to make a move, and personally kill her! ”

"Bang!"

Sun Wukong was hit with a Zen staff on his head again.

"Idiot! If you meet a goblin, you'll have to find a way to get me back alive! God has the virtue of a good life, and as a teacher, you must personally save her! ”

Twice in a row, I said that I was wrong.

This monkey's brain, don't be crushed by the Five Finger Mountain, right?

On the other hand, Sun Wukong, after listening to Tang Sanzang's words, there were huge waves in his heart.

Are the people who come to learn from the scriptures so individual?

Before he could react, Tang Sanzang spoke leisurely again.

"Wukong, you are now my first disciple, such a weak cultivator...... But some can't be explained! ”

Monkey king:???