Wait a minute?

I'm the Monkey King who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, am I weak?

"Ahem...... Master, you may not know what it means for me to single-handedly overthrow the entire Heavenly Court. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: God of War! ”

Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong expressionlessly: "Go on." ”

"I often say that Yang Jian's one person, one dog and one shot can overturn the heavens, as long as the old man doesn't come to stir up the situation, then I'm not a problem!"

"But you've been photographed on Wuzhi Mountain."

“…… Master, can we not mention this? ”

Sun Wukong snorted for a long time, blushing and seemed a little embarrassed.

"You're still peeing in the palm of someone's hand."

Monkey king:......

"And in front of people...... I'm all behind people's backs! Even if you block it? ”

Tang Sanzang looked disgusted.

"You want to say you're amazing? Urine people have you in your hands, are you glorious? ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, his face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The stick has worked, and it's time to give a sweet date.

"Actually, this thing in the palm of your hand, it's a bug! As long as you don't know how to crack space spells, you can only be trapped in it all the time. So, you don't complain about losing. ”

"Space spells? Master, what's that? ”

"It's something you won't!"

Tang Sanzang said angrily, he clicked on the system and aimed at Sun Wukong.

【Ding! If a disciple who can be ignited (Monkey King) is detected, it costs 100 merit points/day. Existing merit: 2077. Is it pointed? 】

Tang Sanzang sighed, "Sure." ”

Suddenly, a burst of golden light appeared in Sun Wukong's body.

"Huh? Master, this ...... What's going on?! ”

"Panic hammer! This is for the teacher to enlighten you, don't resist, let go of your heart. ”

The golden light wrapped Sun Wukong in a blink of an eye, and then became tighter and tighter.

After touching the tea, the golden light turned into a little crumb and dissipated into the air.

Look at Sun Wukong again, he has completely changed!

The back that was originally a little rickety was straightened, and all the fluff on his face and body was taken off.

"Well, it's pretty much the same now, it's finally a human being."

Tang Sanzang nodded.

"Master, I feel full of strength! The old injuries I received before have all healed! Not only that, but I seem to be even stronger! ”

Sun Wukong was so excited that he danced.

"Wukong, you have to remember. For the teacher, you don't accept mediocrity. The reason why I accepted you is not because you are the person selected by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, but because you have made a lot of trouble in the heavenly palace, which is in line with my temper. ”

Tang Sanzang pointed to the sky with one finger and the ground with the other.

"But that's not enough! Wukong, you are a peerless demon, but also my apprentice, your heart must be higher than the sky, if the sky does not allow you, then poke the sky into a hole! If the earth won't let you, then stomp the ground into a big hole! ”

"I ...... I'm a peerless demon...... Peerless Demon. ”

Sun Wukong repeated in a low voice, after being suppressed for five hundred years, he was finally able to break through the shackles of his heart. Shackles.

An incomparable violent aura emanated from him.

Tang Sanzang smoked Huazi, and through the background feedback of the system, he observed that Sun Wukong's various data were rising sharply.

Finally, a blood-colored lotus bloomed above Sun Wukong's head.

Then the second and third bloom in turn.

Three flowers gather at the top, Da Luo Jinxian!

The heavens are shaking!

Countless pairs of eyes were peering into the lower realm at the same time, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva who was far away in Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea was calculating together, and found the opportunity of Tang Seng and his apprentice, and he also arrived immediately.

I happened to witness the scene in front of me, and I couldn't help but feel bitter.

"This monkey has been suppressed by my Buddha for 500 years, and he is poured copper water and iron pills every day, and it is not easy to cut this body cultivation. I didn't expect to be re-inspired by this golden cicada! ”

"Da Luo Jin Immortal Realm? Even if I crack down, it will take a lot of effort. Bitter also! ”

In Guanyin's heart, he also secretly blamed Jin Cicada.

It's enough to lead this monkey to learn from the West, why do you want to add so many things?

At this moment, the Monkey King suddenly roared, and his body suddenly became nearly ten meters bigger!

And his body has also turned into a fierce giant ape.

The law is like heaven and earth!

Guanyin was angry and angry, "This monkey has once again cultivated the Dharma outside the body!" ”

On the way to learn the scriptures, there is still a surplus in the number of apprentices prepared, but there is only one person who is determined to learn the scriptures, and there is no room for loss!

"Golden Cicada, ...... Soon"

Guanyin originally wanted to put the golden cicada into the jade net bottle, and then release him after suppressing Sun Wukong.

But I didn't expect it......

"Bang!"

Tang Sanzang took the Zen staff and transformed into a barrette, aimed at Sun Wukong's head and fired a shot.

Sun Monkey covered his head with both hands and sat on the ground with his buttocks, shaking the entire ground of Wuzhi Mountain.

"Dead monkey, look at what you can!" Tang Sanzang scolded unceremoniously, "Who let you show off in front of me? Get here for me! ”

Boom!

Sun Wukong could no longer maintain the ability of the law of heaven and earth, and retracted into his original human form again.

Tang Sanzang was also not polite, turned the Zen staff into its original form, and gave Sun Wukong's head a good meal.

"Why are you yelling so loudly!"

"Don't hit Master, I'm ...... The futile knows it's wrong! ”

The scene in front of him completely subverted Guanyin's understanding.

Before the word "run" could be spoken, he swallowed it back into his stomach.

With a wave of his hand, he blocked himself with the clouds and continued to observe through the gaps.

Although it was too far away to hear what Tang Sanzang was saying, he could guess that it would definitely not be a good thing through his interaction with Sun Wukong.

But this scene is also shocking enough.

Sun Wukong, who showed the law of heaven and earth, was actually beaten by Tang Sanzang with a Zen staff and rolled all over the ground?

How can this make the Buddhas, heavenly soldiers and generals embarrassed? !

Tang Sanzang fought for a while, and was a little tired, so he stopped and smoked Huazi.

"Do you know it's wrong?"

"I know it's wrong."

Sun Wukong, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, squatted on the ground and nodded again and again.

He was very depressed, he was obviously copper-headed and invulnerable, how could he not be able to stop this mere Zen staff?

Wacky, so weird!

But when he saw Tang Sanzang holding Huazi in his mouth, he was a little itchy again.

"Master, you see...... I know it's wrong, can you even me with one? ”

"Out of breath!"

Tang Sanzang glared at him with hatred, and couldn't help but scold him again.

But in the end, he still scattered the branch to him.

Sun Wukong hurriedly took it with both hands, and his face was filled with irrepressible joy.

Since the reincarnation of this golden cicada, it has become more and more incomprehensible......

Guanyin thought about it, stepped out of the clouds, and descended in front of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.

"Yo, isn't this Sister Guanyin! What is the wind that blows you? ”

"Ahem...... Jin Cicada, I'm worried that this monkey won't obey your discipline, so I'm here to give you a treasure. ”

After speaking, the golden light flashed in Guanyin's hand, and the golden hoop appeared in his palm.

"This thing is called the Golden Hoop, and if you bring it with you, he will never take it off. If you recite the mantra again, you will be in unbearable pain and beg for mercy on your knees. ”

Monkey king:???

Tang Sanzang smiled and glanced at Sun Wukong, who was confused.

Does WDNMD really pretend that he doesn't exist?

You bodhisattva, you don't pay attention to things, do you!

"That's ???"

Guanyin was stared at by Tang Sanzang, and his heart was a little empty. "Of course, there is also the Tightening Spell, you go into it, and I will dictate it to you."

"Not this."

Tang Sanzang stepped on the cigarette butt: "Didn't the Buddha say it, as long as I am willing to learn the scriptures, the three hoops of gold, tight, and forbidden will all belong to me." ”

Guan yin:......

"Sister Guanyin, you don't seem to believe me!" Tang Sanzang's expression was serious, "If the monks don't speak, they will get three hoops if they say well." ”

"I ......" Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he almost spat out vulgar words, but fortunately, he had great concentration, so he forced it down.

As a last resort, he had no choice but to take out the remaining two hoops as well.

"Thank you, Sister Guanyin, for making it happen!"

Tang Sanzang happily touched these three hoops and placed them in front of Sun Wukong.

"Which one you like, take your pick!"

Monkey king:???

I may not be human, but Master, you are a real dog.