Although Xiao Bailong and Tang Sanzang do not have the name of master and apprentice, they also have the reality of master and apprentice.

Especially when he turned into a dragon horse and carried Tang Sanzang all the way to the west to learn scriptures, it can be regarded as a high level of hard work.

Tang Sanzang touched a cigarette and lit it, and his head spun quickly.

Because the little white dragon has always incarnated as Ryoma and failed to manifest his true body, he also habitually ignores his existence.

Dog's day, it's dark under the lights!

It's a bit of a hassle......

It has always been a matter of suffering from widowhood and unevenness, and since this kind of thing has happened, it is definitely unrealistic to say that he does not have such a thing as ginseng fruit.

After all, the westward journey is long, and along the way, if the master and apprentice accidentally leak their mouths, it will be difficult to clean up.

Taking advantage of the fact that there is still room for redemption, Tang Sanzang can only choose to take risks.

"That...... Who of you knows where the ginseng fruit tree is? ”

"Master, my grandson knows!"

Sun Wukong squinted and smiled, when he was looking for a thatched house before, he bumped into the two boys Qingfeng and Mingyue.

At that time, they looked nervous, and nine times out of ten, they had just picked fruit from the ginseng fruit tree.

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up: "Great! Wukong, you go pick the ginseng fruit now and come back! Bajie, you are responsible for dividing those two Dao boys. ”

"Master sit here for a while, and my grandson will go back when he goes!"

After speaking, Sun Wukong used a ground escape technique and disappeared in place.

"Master, I'm going to go to that old pig too."

Zhu Bajie tightened his belt and ran towards the back kitchen.

At this time, only Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing were left in the side hall.

Sha Wujing thought for a while and asked, "Master, wouldn't it be good for us to do this?" If only Avalokiteshvara knew......"

"She wishes we could make a fuss!"

Tang Sanzang said angrily.

That guy......

The matter of traveling west to learn from the scriptures is indispensable to her.

From Tang Sanzang's first entry into Chang'an, the Buddha's flash, to the final forced business and westward travel to learn scriptures, there was no her behind the scenes that time?

Originally, he hadn't thought about it in this direction, but since he completed the copy of the "Four Holy Tests of Zen Heart", Tang Sanzang always felt that Guanyin seemed to be paying a little too much attention to himself.

Could it be that the Bodhisattvas are like Guanyin, so leisurely all day long?

Before a cigarette was finished, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie returned smoothly.

"So fast?"

Tang Sanzang was slightly surprised.

Sun Wukong opened the pocket behind him as if offering a treasure, and it was full of ginseng fruits.

Looking at the dense ginseng fruit in front of him, Tang Sanzang fell into deep thought.

Thousands of calculations, he never expected that Sun Wukong, this guy, would serve the ginseng fruit tree of others!

After all, he was the former Monkey King, and since he wanted to pursue excitement, he had to carry it out to the end.

I will pluck all the fruit of the tree for you, and see what you will brag about in the future.

"Master, all the fruit on the tree is here!" Sun Wukong said proudly, "It is said that the fruit of that tree will take a full nine thousand years to ripen!" My grandson has wrapped him up, look at this group of bull-nosed veterans again! ”

Yes, this is very Monkey King.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate.

Don't lie to me!

With an apprentice like Sun Wukong, what kind of tribulation can be missing?

This legendary ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty, I really can't even play one less copy!

Tang Sanzang closed his eyes in resignation.

"All right, divide the fruit yourselves."

"Master, don't you eat?"

"Eat you big-headed ghost!"

Tang Sanzang slammed the door and walked out with a scolding.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, you look at me, I look at you, my little eyes are full of big doubts.

"Master, what's wrong?"

"Master, isn't menopause coming?"

Sha Wujing finally interjected: "Doesn't Master have a few days every month when he is upset and short-tempered? ”

……

Besides, Tang Sanzang, he touched the bottle of wine, bit the cap with his teeth, and walked around outside with a cigarette and a mouthful of wine.

These five villages occupy a lot of land, and he doesn't know how to get to a courtyard.

I happened to see a stone chair, so I walked over and sat down on it.

He was bored in his heart, and originally wanted to rely on the perspective of God he had, and reduce the difficulty of this ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty as much as possible, and it was best to skip the level.

But the harsh reality gave him a hard slap in the face.

There is no step to be taken on the road to go.

Not only will there be no less, but there may also be some calamities that should not have existed as a reward for learning from the experience.

For example, the lewd demon and his beautiful woman he met before should be an updated free "DLC".

The bitter wine hurts in the throat and heart, and Wukong is not as useful as a pig.

Tons and tons

"Why is the holy monk drinking here alone?"

Tang Sanzang's eyes flickered, and a young woman appeared in front of him with a smile.

"Auntie, who are you?"

The smile on the young woman's face froze, and the temperature around her suddenly became cold.

"Ahh

Tang Sanzang sneezed heavily and touched his nose, then he raised his head and looked at the girl in front of him.

At the end, he chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?" The girl's tone was as cold as iron.

"For a girl like you, I thought there was no such thing in this world."

The girl was slightly stunned, and her frosty expression suddenly melted into the rain and snow, and she changed to a shy appearance.

What is a flirting master?

Tactical backlash.

"Holy monk, you ...... Don't make fun of people. ”

The girl looked coquettish, and said angrily, her tone was full of coquettishness.

Tang Sanzang never believed that there was really a reason to give him arms in this world.

In his previous life, he deeply understood this, and everything that was under the banner of free was the most expensive!

"Amitabha, the little monk is a monk, and the monk does not speak." Tang Sanzang put the empty wine bottle on the ground and clasped his hands together, "In this world, there is indeed no sentence worthy of your appearance as a female benefactor." ”

Well, it's another one-shot kill.

The girl was so dizzy by Tang Sanzang's praise that she almost forgot what she was doing on this trip.

Fortunately, at the last moment, she woke up in time to come back.

"Does the holy monk really think the slave family is good-looking?"

At this time, remember not to follow the other party's words, you can't say that you look good or not, you have to talk about him left and right, and use roundabout and euphemistic ways to strengthen praise again.

As Tang Sanzang said-

"The splendid galaxy in the eyes of the female benefactor is the Pure Land of Bliss that the little monk has never seen."

That's it.

Tang Sanzang didn't even need to look at it, as long as he listened to the girl's chaotic breathing beat, he knew that she was completely fascinated by his own words.

A fledgling like this is simply a walking step-by-step pastry reader, so easy!

"Amitabha, I thought you were a Buddha. I didn't expect you to do superficial work...... Jin Chan, you really disappointed me! ”

Suddenly, the voice became cold again.

Tang Sanzang heard it familiarly, and couldn't help but raise his head, a trace of astonishment flashed in his eyes.

I'll you, why are you again?!