Chapter Twenty-Seven: Avalokiteshvara's Thousand-Layered Routine
At this moment, Tang Sanzang really wanted to ask: Bodhisattva, why do you always follow me in the shadows?
But it is clear that the risks of doing so far outweigh the benefits.
As shrewd as Tang Sanzang, it is naturally impossible to do such a thing.
He only had a slight movement in his mind, and he already had a coping strategy.
"Amitabha, Sister Guanyin, you turned into another woman's image, and deliberately appeared in front of the poor monk, and the poor monk said that you are good-looking. What does this mean? It shows that the poor monk Buddha is unstable? β
"Isn't it?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had restored his original appearance, glared at Tang Sanzang angrily.
Her face was very ugly.
If Tang Sanzang couldn't find a reasonable explanation for his actions, he would most likely be harshly adjusted...... Uh, teach.
Tang Sanzang shook his head.
"Sister Guanyin, you are wrong. This happens to show that the poor monk Buddha's heart is stable. No matter what kind of face you appear in, sister, the poor monk will definitely fall in love with you. No matter when, where, no matter how you appear, the poor monk will recognize and fall in love with you in the vast sea of people, unable to extricate himself or spared. β
After listening to Tang Sanzang's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva only felt that his breathing was a little urgent, his heart was a little stuffy, and his head was a little messy.
"This ...... This ......"
She couldn't even put together a complete sentence.
Tang Sanzang quietly glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva from the corner of his eye, and suddenly had a ninety-nine percent certainty in his heart that this matter would be confused by him like this.
Sure enough, after Guanyin Bodhisattva stabilized his thoughts, he glared at Tang Sanzang fiercely.
"Don't talk nonsense in front of me in the future."
"Amitabha, monks don't speak. Although the poor monk's sentence is true, since my sister doesn't like it, then it's good to be a poor monk talking nonsense. β
ββ¦β¦ The impact is not good. β
Tang Sanzang nodded, feeling that it was almost time for the fire, so he diverted the topic.
"I don't know Sister Guanyin, what is the purpose of this trip?"
Objective?
Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly glared at Tang Sanzang fiercely, and said angrily: "What stupid things have you done yourself, don't you know?" β
Yes, it's a classic rhetorical question.
At this time, if you are stupid to be led away, you will accidentally blow up more bad things.
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, since Guanyin Bodhisattva would ask such a rhetorical question, it means that she has a limited handle in her hand, and she wants to deceive more information.
Joke!
Who is he Tang Sanzang?
How could it be possible for Guanyin Bodhisattva to get what he wanted!
"The poor monk doesn't know, and I ask Sister Guanyin to make it clear."
"Your apprentice, Monkey King!" Guanyin Bodhisattva hated and said, "He made a mistake and actually discounted Zhen Yuanzi's precious ginseng fruit tree with a stick!" β
"And this?"
Tang Sanzang was also very surprised, he just asked Sun Wukong to pick fruits, but he didn't think about killing chickens and eggs, and fishing with all his might.
Moreover, this bastard didn't say that he broke all the ginseng fruit trees.
Don't panic!
Let's take a steady hand!
Tang Sanzang took out a cigarette, habitually lit it, took two puffs, and finally figured out the blind spot.
Since this is the ghost of Sun Wukong...... Then why did he Sun Wukong just break the tree with his front foot, and Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared on his back foot?
Interesting.
Tang Sanzang didn't say anything about it, he pretended to frown and think hard, and said, "Ah, this...... How's that good? β
Seeing Tang Sanzang's helpless expression, Guanyin Bodhisattva was slightly proud.
At this time, it is natural that you should ask for help from the profound Nanhai Guanyin Master!
Such a powerful foreign aid is close at hand, could it be that Tang Sanzang doesn't know it?
Guanyin Bodhisattva waited patiently for a cigarette, but seeing that Tang Sanzang still hadn't found the key, he couldn't help but feel a little uncontrollable, so he coughed slightly.
No response.
This elm pimple! Why was he so stupid when he was supposed to be smart?
Guanyin Bodhisattva was slightly angry in his heart, and couldn't help but increase his volume and cough twice.
Still no response.
Keep coughing up!
Ahem, ahem, ahem!!
Guanyin Bodhisattva only felt that his throat was slightly painful, and Tang San raised his head blankly.
"Bodhisattva, do you have a cold?"
Feel your grandma's legs!!
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"Nope!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's willow eyebrows were upside down, and he snorted coldly, determined to ignore the golden cicada anymore.
However, when she thought of Zhen Yuanzi, she was very precious to his ginseng fruit tree.
If he knew that this tree was discounted by the disciple of the golden cicada, he would definitely be furious, and the golden cicada would definitely be affected by the time.
Although this incident was originally one of the fateful calamities......
It's just that Zhen Yuanzi has a noble status after all, and he has a pivotal position in Taoism, in case he is more serious, it will not be easy for things to end.
"Sister Guanyin, you have to drink more hot water. The weather has been getting cooler recently, so you have to pay attention to the cold and keep warm......"
Listening to the golden cicada chattering on the side, Guanyin Bodhisattva was moved in his heart for no reason.
But soon, she expelled all the distracting thoughts that she shouldn't have from her mind and restored the clarity of the Lingtai.
"Alright. Golden cicada, no need to say it again. β
After a slight pause, Guanyin continued.
"In the final analysis, this matter is caused by Goku's stubbornness. It's not that I can't help, but you must be strict in the future, and nothing like this will happen again. β
"This is natural. It's just that the poor monk has something unclear, and he asked Sister Guanyin to solve his doubts. β
"Jin Chan, what's wrong with you?"
"Sister Guanyin, how did you know about this? And it reacts so quickly. β
"You don't have to know about it."
Guanyin Bodhisattva rejected Tang Sanzang in one bite.
Just kidding, how could he possibly let him know about this?
After all...... It was Guanyin Bodhisattva who personally cast a spell, so that the dragon girl and the breeze and bright moon that she had changed into went to face Sun Wukong Zu'an.
They deliberately made sarcastic remarks to provoke Sun Wukong.
As soon as his head was hot, he swung a stick and discounted the ginseng fruit tree.
If this kind of thing is known to the golden cicada, then the majesty of her bodhisattva will be gone.
Although Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't say it, who is Tang Sanzang?
After simply observing the words and feelings, he had already guessed that this matter must be inseparable from Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Since she didn't say it, she would pretend to be deaf and dumb and pretend not to know.
Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva wave his sleeves, Tang Sanzang felt that the world was spinning for a while, and he didn't know when he had come to the courtyard where the ginseng fruit tree was.
"Sister Guanyin?"
Tang Sanzang knew what she wanted to do, but her acting skills still had to be in place.
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't speak, and with one hand, the jade bottle appeared in front of him.
She pulled out the wicker and poured it over the bottle, and the nectar water in the bottle spun around the sky a few times as if it had a spiritual sense, and then plunged headlong into the root of the ginseng fruit tree.
"The nectar water in my jade bottle is the best at treating immortal tree spirit seedlings."
Only in the middle of the conversation, the ginseng fruit tree suddenly made a gurgling sound.
It turned out that after absorbing the nectar water in the jade bottle, it slowly began to recover.
However, with a cup of tea, it was restored to its original appearance.
"Amitabha!"
Tang Sanzang put his hands together in a fake appearance, pretending to feel comfortable with a burden in his heart.
"Thank you Sister Guanyin for helping!"
No matter what the process was, Guanyin Bodhisattva finally came to the rescue, so that Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice could save the day.
With a smile on her lips, she was about to speak, when she heard a voice as cold as iron come over.
"Destroying my fruit tree, do you think this is worth the credit? How naΓ―ve! β
The voice was far away when it was first heard, and by the time the last word was uttered, it was already ringing in my ears like thunder.
Zhen Yuanzi, he's back!