After finishing this slightly absurd copy of Wuzhuang Guan, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice continued to move forward.

There may be some small troubles along the way, but before Tang Sanzang took action in person, he was cleaned up by Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

These two guys have been in a bad temper lately, like bulging pufferfish, and they can't help but say a few words when they see anyone.

Even if it's just to make a fate, or to explore a way, you have to find a few unlucky monsters to vent your anger.

So, along the way, it was surprisingly calm.

Even Tang Sanzang was a little puzzled, whether this was going to the West to learn scriptures, or a group tour.

But there is also good news, when they rest every night, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie start to study their homework without moving.

After Tang Sanzang's unremitting efforts, Sun Wukong finally understood the arithmetic of addition and subtraction within ten.

It's just that you have to use peaches, bananas and other physical demonstrations.

As for Zhu Bajie, the effect of learning is more significant than that of Sun Wukong.

He can already shake his head and recite "At the beginning of man, nature is good." Sex is similar, Xi is far away".

As for Sha Wujing, he is honest and diligent as always.

Quiet, honest, responsible, capable, hard-working, carrying the heaviest luggage in the team, but saying the fewest words.

In particular, the tasks assigned by Tang Sanzang were completed without discount.

If you want to talk about the shortcomings, it's probably too dull, and you can't beat a fart with three sticks.

Fortunately, there is still Zhu Bajie, a person who can make sycophants and speak well, so this journey will not seem so boring.

After bidding farewell to Wuzhuang Temple, there are barren mountains and mountains along the way, and people are rarely there.

On this day, the four masters and apprentices found a place to rest in a leeward col.

This time it was Zhu Bajie's turn to go out to make a fate, and before leaving, Tang Sanzang repeatedly told him to find more hard vegetables to come back, and every day was full of black-flour steamed buns and millet porridge, and the birds faded out of his mouth.

Zhu Bajie understood, patted his chest and said that he was wrapped in him.

Waiting is the most tedious and tedious.

Tang Sanzang was bored: "Wukong, come and do a pole dance to help the fun!" ”

Sun Wukong's face is full of black lines.

"Master, my grandson doesn't know this."

"You said that you are a dignified Monkey King, why can't you even pole dance? How embarrassing it is to say it...... Oh no, throw the monkey! ”

“……”

Fortunately, at this time, Zhu Bajie flew back upside down.

He did not go to the fate, but searched most of the mountain, and hunted two hares, a pheasant, four swimming fish, and a few wild fruits, and it can be said that the harvest was full.

Seeing such a sumptuous ingredient, Tang Sanzang immediately laughed excitedly.

He patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and encouraged: "Haha, good Bajie!" ”

"Today, as a teacher, I will show you a good hand! Let you see what Datang BBQ is! ”

After speaking, he handed over these ingredients to Sha Wujing and asked him to pluck his hair and bleed.

"Master, what is a beep button?"

"Brother Monkey, your pronunciation is too non-standard, what Master said is obviously Bibi Qiu-right, Master?"

"You sinister rammer, my grandson gave you face, didn't he?!"

"What are you talking about, Splash Monkey!"

Seeing that the two uncompetitive apprentices were about to fight again, Tang Sanzang had to sacrifice a new magic weapon: "Shut up Lao Tzu!" Whoever pushes it again, the evening class is doubled! ”

The deterrent power of this thing is far more powerful than tobacco and alcohol.

The two disciples stopped arguing and quarreled, and once again returned to the apparent brotherhood of intimacy as before.

These two guys fight as soon as they are free.

Tang Sanzang decided to give them a little more to do.

"Wukong, go and sharpen some wooden skewers for the teacher, just half a finger thick."

"Bajie, go and set up the barbecue grill for the teacher!"

The three apprentices suddenly had tasks, and they were all busy, so there was no time to quarrel.

As for Tang Sanzang himself, he unhurriedly turned over the condiments one by one from the suitcase for later use.

After everything was ready, Chef Tang went online.

High-end ingredients often only require the most modest cooking methods.

After smoking a Chinese seed, Chef Tang finally started making skewers.

The wild fruits are washed, cut into small pieces about the size of fish, chicken, and rabbit, and skewered together with bamboo skewers.

Sprinkle with cumin, coarse salt, pepper and vegetable oil, grill slowly over charcoal fire, and gently turn over.

The aroma of barbecue will hook out the gluttonous worms in the stomach of everyone present.

After touching about half a stick of incense, the meat is cooked.

Tang Sanzang touched a few dozen more cold beers and put them on the ground, and threw a can for each of the apprentices.

"Come on, come on, let's have fun in the bitterness, a whole camping BBQ!"

The apprentices were very excited, and hurriedly opened the pull ring, took a sip of hot barbecue, and served it with a sip of cold fresh beer.

This taste, Made!

It's so refreshing!

The four masters and apprentices eat so fragrant!

"Enough beer, it's all cold! Open belly to drink! ”

It's so refreshing to eat meat and drink a lot of wine!

When he was eating, Tang Sanzang suddenly exchanged a disposable small freezer from the system.

I opened the cabinet door and it was neatly lined with beer.

This move immediately caused a burst of cheers from the disciples.

At this moment, in the middle of a mountain range in the distance, the ground suddenly rose slightly.

Moments later, a skeleton burst out of the ground, first looking around blankly, and finally fixing its gaze on the col in the distance where the fire flickered.

"The man in the robe looks like a monk...... How can there be a monkey and a pig? ”

The skeleton muttered to itself.

"Wait, could it be that the Tang monk is here? I've got to report this to the king! …… Huh? Not good, it was discovered! ”

The skeleton hurriedly plunged back into the earth with a fierce man.

"Huh? There is a demonic spirit! ”

was eating barbecue and singing songs, Sun Wukong suddenly had a thought, felt an evil aura, immediately raised his head, took a look at it, and found the abnormality of the mountains in the distance.

"Master sit down for a while, and the apprentice will go back when he goes!"

Before the words fell, Sun Wukong had already pulled out the golden hoop stick, set up Fayun and flew over.

The golden rod struck the head and slammed it on the heaved mound.

It's a pity that this skeleton is very cunning, and it has long since slipped away.

Sun Wukong looked around left and right, but still didn't find any valuable clues, so he could only shake his head and fly back.

"What did you find?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, grabbed the wine can and looked up.

In one gulp, he flattened the jug and threw it on the ground.

"I don't know what kind of monster it is, it's very slippery! I saw my grandson fly over and drill into the ground. ”

Tang Sanzang was suddenly paused, "Wujing, where are we now?" ”

Hearing this, Sha Wujing hurriedly put down his food, opened the map he was carrying, looked it up, and then said.

"Back to Master, we are now at the White Tiger Ridge Realm."

"White Tiger Ridge?"

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, isn't this the territory of the white bone spirit?

Great, I can meet a female goblin again!