Chapter 31 Don't be afraid, a poor monk is not a good person

Seeing Tang Sanzang's excited appearance, the apprentices were a little confused.

"Master, have you met something happy?"

"Hehe, Wukong, don't you know, this White Tiger Ridge where we are located, there is a goblin living there!"

Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said with a smile on his beer.

"It doesn't matter what kind of goblin he is, if he wants to fight any crooked ideas, he has to ask my grandson first if he agrees to this iron rod!"

Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and slammed it on the ground.

"Good! Worthy of the Monkey King! Tang Sanzang laughed, "But this matter is not difficult, you should continue to drink wine and eat meat!" ”

After speaking, Tang Sanzang stood up and straightened his clothes, "Go and put some water for the teacher first." ”

He left the col three times in a hurry.

Sun Wukong wanted to say something, but was forcibly interrupted by Zhu Bajie.

"Monkey, this bunch is ripe, and there is your favorite mountain peach on top! Hurry up! ”

Zhu Bajie stuffed the skewers into Sun Wukong's hand.

"You idiot! There is something important here, in case the master has three long and two short ......"

"Are you stupid because of the Five Finger Mountain?" Zhu Bajie glared at him angrily, "Master is clearly telling us with his actions that there is a female goblin in front!" Don't meddle with your business. ”

"Leprechauns?"

Sun Wukong suddenly remembered Tang Sanzang's advice before, what should I do when I meet a monster, and what should I do when I meet a female goblin......

"Ahem...... Bajie, that's right! What's that, Senior Brother Sha has counted you the hardest along the way! Come on, come on, eat more! ”

Suddenly, the three apprentices resumed the cheerful atmosphere of eating barbecue and singing songs.

……

Here, Tang Sanzang walked through the mountains and forests with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

"Where's this goblin?"

It's been a long time, not to mention the goblin, I haven't even seen a ghost.

A little tired, he simply found a clean stone to sit down and rest.

"Could it be that this place is a little different from the original plot? Or is it that this copy of White Tiger Ridge needs any special props to activate? ”

As he was talking, suddenly a delicate female voice came from afar.

"Anyone? Help......"

Tang Sanzang's expression perked up and he stood up from the stone.

"Hey, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here! It's really a casual chatter! ”

He ran in the direction from which the voice had come and ran hopefully.

……

It turned out that after the skeleton went underground, it returned to the bone cave without hesitation.

This is the dojo of Lady Bones.

She was originally a female corpse turned into white bones on the White Tiger Ridge, but because she absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon and had Taoism, she transformed into a human form.

After learning the Dafa of Corpse Transformation, he occupied this White Tiger Ridge and called himself the White Bone Lady.

On this day, she was cultivating in the White Bone Cave.

Hearing that he had been enlightened by himself, the skeleton spirit that had opened his spiritual sense hurriedly ran in.

"Report ——! Report to Niangniang, the Tang monk you are looking for is here! ”

Lady Bones slowly opened her eyes and sat up from the platform.

"Is that true? Where is the monk now? ”

"Just, it's in the col in front of our White Tiger Ridge!"

Lady Bones was overjoyed when she heard this.

"God help me! The little guy is doing a good job, when I catch Tang Sanzang, I will share a piece of meat with you to eat when the time comes! ”

The skeleton spirit hurriedly kowtowed in thanks.

"You stay in the cave and watch over the house, and set up firewood and boil water along the way. When I catch Tang Sanzang, come back and cook the broth to eat! ”

After saying that, she blew a fishy wind and flew out of the cave.

Flying not far away, the White Bone Lady quietly landed on the ground, hiding in the bushes and peeping at Tang Sanzang.

In the midst of the barren mountains and mountains, he was alone.

Isn't it rumored that he has three disciples with profound mana to protect the Dharma?

Although she was puzzled in her heart, why did this Tang Sanzang appear here alone, but she waited left and right, and no one else appeared.

Inevitably having a long night and dreams, she was determined to shoot now.

So she turned into a girl with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a beautiful moon, and pretended to fall into the mountains and forests, and called for help in the direction of Tang Sanzang.

Soon, Tang Sanzang walked over after hearing the cry for help, just as she had hoped.

But the tea kung fu appeared in front of her.

"Amitabha, is the female benefactor injured?"

The magnetic voice and the appearance of the starry eyebrows are very in line with the aesthetics of Mrs. White Bone!

It's really blind to such a handsome appearance...... But it should taste good.

She thought to herself, pretending to be pitiful on her face.

"Elder, the concubine's family lives in Baihuling, and she went up the mountain to pick mushrooms, but she tripped over the vines and sprained her ankle."

"Hurt your ankle?" Tang Sanzang's expression was very serious, "In this barren mountain and wilderness, if you hurt your ankle, it's not a joke if you can't walk." Amitabha, come! Let the poor monk pinch the feet of the female benefactor to invigorate blood and dispel blood stasis! ”

Tang Sanzang squatted in front of Lady White Bone and stretched out his hand to investigate.

"Ah......h Elder, men and women don't kiss, or don't you want it? ”

"The Buddha said that saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, don't worry about the female benefactor, the poor monk is dedicated to rescue, and there are no distracting thoughts."

Zhuang Ya appeared on his face

Baoxiang's expression looked upright.

"It's the little woman who blames the elders...... Well, please ask the elders to help. ”

Lady Bones whispered, two blushes flying across her face.

"In that case, the poor monk is welcome! Ahem, the poor monk will check the body of the female benefactor...... Ah no, I mean ankles. ”

Tang Sanzang said, lifting the weak, boneless, pink and white ankle of Lady White Bone.

I only heard a coquettish cry, and the white-bone lady said pitifully: "Elder, you ...... You're hurting me. ”

Gan!

This white bone spirit really knows how to flirt!

Kasumigaoka senpai is an expert!

This acting skill is really explosive, hanging a small flower.

If Tang Sanzang hadn't opened up God's perspective, I'm afraid that a Buddha's heart would have really been captured by this White Bone Lady.

But let's flat-chested...... Bah! In all fairness, this incarnation of Lady White Bone is indeed very much in line with Tang Sanzang's aesthetics!

A bumpy figure, a delicate and lovely face, clear and innocent eyes, and a soft and delicate voice.

And then there is the most bonus and deadliest long straight black hair!

It's too much of a puffer!

What is an otaku killer? (Tactical Fallback)

Even if her body was a pile of white bones, so what?

As long as there is love, Chong is finished!

The White Bone Lady exhaled in pain three times in a row, and Tang Sanzang woke up from his sea of consciousness at this time, and hurriedly folded his hands and confessed his guilt.

"Amitabha, it's the poor monk who is wrong! Well, the poor monk was lighter, and the female benefactor was a little more patient. ”

"Shhh...... Well, thank you, Elder. ”

In line with the idea that being cheap and not taking advantage of it is a bastard, Tang Sanzang rubbed the oil fiercely for a while.

After touching a cup of tea.

When even the White Bone Lady felt that it was quite inappropriate, he withdrew his hand without finishing it.

"Thank you for your hospitality...... Uh, I mean, the bruising is gone, and I think it should heal soon. ”

I believe you're a ghost!

Lady Bai Gu's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she said in her heart: The expression on this Tang monk's face is not quite right...... Wait a minute! Could it be that he thought he was rubbing the old lady's oil just now?!

As soon as she thought of this, she naturally lost her good face to show Tang Sanzang.

After all, after practicing for so many years, no one has ever dared to be so presumptuous in front of her.

So, Mrs. White Bone decided to give this Tang monk some color to see!