Chapter 42: The Plagued Monster, Give Me Back!
"Fine ghost! You put Tang Sanzang in this gourd, in case it turns to ashes, how can we eat Tang monk meat? ”
The Golden Horn King's face was a little ugly.
"Hurry up and open it!"
"Yes, King!"
The fine ghost pulled the plug of the big gourd, only to hear a whoosh, and a burst of fireworks burst out of the gourd's mouth.
The Golden Horn King was startled, "Sky Monkey? ”
Isn't it just a monkey!
It's just a big flower.
When there was no movement, he boldly leaned into the mouth of the gourd and glanced at it.
Suddenly he was so angry that he beat his chest.
"Delicate ghosts, clever insects! You two guys who don't have enough to do and more than you can do! This Tang Sanzang has already been refined and turned into ashes! ”
"What?!"
The Silver Horn King was shocked and hurriedly gathered over.
"Good Tang monk meat, it's gone!" The Golden Horn King was angry, "No! If you can't eat Tang monk's meat today, you two will drink with fine ghosts and clever insects! ”
Listening to the words of the Golden Horn King, the two demons were suddenly so frightened that their faces were bloodless, and as soon as their legs were weak, they knelt on the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy like garlic.
The Silver Horn King's personality was even more calm, and he looked at the gourd carefully, and a ray of joy appeared on his face.
"Brother, bring the bowl quickly!"
"What do you want a bowl for? This Tang monk meat is long gone! ”
"It's not gone, and there's still a little shredded meat! Hurry up and grab the bowl, it's really gone if it's too late! ”
Hearing this, the King of the Golden Horn hurriedly brought over two drinking bowls.
The silver-horned king aimed the gourd mouth at the mouth of the bowl and buckled it upside down.
Some yellowed juice bubbled out of the gourd.
There were fishy, smelly shredded meat floating on the water.
"Brother Xian, this ...... Is this really Tang monk meat? What a fishy smell. ”
Sniffing his nose together, the Golden Horn King's brows suddenly wrinkled into a Sichuan character.
In fact, the Silver Horn King has no bottom in his heart.
After all, it's just a one-sided story of a fine ghost and a clever worm.
But considering that these two little demons are diligent, hard-working, and quite sophisticated, they should not be able to do such a thing as deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors.
So......
"Brother! There is a saying, 'It doesn't matter if it's fishy or smelly, if you put it in your mouth, it's a piece of meat'! What's more, this is still Tang monk meat! ”
"Well, what the virtuous brother said is reasonable! That...... Done, good brother! ”
The Golden Horn King was persuaded by this meal, and also dispelled his suspicions, picked up the sea bowl and carefully touched the Silver Horn King, and drank it all with his neck up.
After drinking, the expressions of both of them were a little subtle.
"Ahem! Virtuous brother, this Tang monk meat is really ...... Really ......"
The Golden Horn King is not highly educated, and he didn't think of a suitable adjective after thinking about it for a long time.
The Silver Horn King's face was a little ugly, and he gritted his teeth against the air that kept churning in his throat.
"Brother! I know what you're trying to say. ”
Holding back such a sentence from between his teeth can embarrass the Silver Horn King.
It shouldn't be!
Tang Sanzang is a mortal after all.
Since the two kings of gold and silver occupied the mountain here, they have also eaten a lot of people one after another.
I've never seen anything so unpalatable!
For a while, he couldn't tell whether he was eating Tang monk meat or something else......
After a long period of effort, I finally endured this uncomfortable energy.
The Silver Horn King breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Brother, from now on, you and my brother can be regarded as immortal, longevity and heaven."
"Yes, Brother Xian!" The Golden Horn King wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked relieved, "This Tang monk's meat is unpalatable, but compared with the benefits obtained, it seems to be nothing." ”
"Yes, brother!" The Silver Horn King threw the sea bowl and picked up the wine jar.
"Little ones, there is enough wine and meat today! Eat and drink with your belly open! ”
Listening to the words of the Golden Horn King, the demons suddenly burst into jubilation.
Although I couldn't get Tang monk meat, it was also a good thing to be able to drink wine and eat meat!
The whole cave is immersed in a joyful and peaceful atmosphere.
What is a little out of place is the big gourd that should be very eye-catching.
Gradually, it changed.
First, the golden color gradually fell off, and then it couldn't maintain the shape of the gourd and turned into a big stone!
On top of the rock, there is also excrement stained with monkey hair.
This change frightened the delicate ghost and the clever worm into their souls.
Seeing this kind of situation, even if you think about it with your feet, you know that you must have been deceived by that old Taoist!
As soon as he thought that what he had just drunk was not Tang monk meat at all, the faces of the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King changed suddenly.
As soon as the two of them bent over, they vomited darkly.
I have to say that fortunately, thanks to the two guys of fine ghosts and clever insects, the Golden Horn King did not feel that his IQ had been completely suppressed.
But even so, he felt angry.
"Little ones!"
"In!"
"Slaughter and wash the fine ghosts and clever insects, marinate the sauce and cook it for seven minutes, and keep it for Lao Tzu to come back and drink!"
After speaking, the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King flew out of the cave and chased Tang Sanzang towards him.
"There is a way that a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake of the ground, this Tang Sanzang is too blind!"
Just when these two big demons were out of anger, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice were happily eating BBQ!
Sun Wukong made a lot of game, just to make a tooth sacrifice.
Eating barbecue, drinking wine, and listening to platinum disco, there is nothing more enjoyable than this.
"Wukong, what did you turn into a gourd?"
Tang Sanzang nibbled on the barbecue, a little curious.
"Hehe, Master...... You better don't ask. That thing is too pickled to be eaten when it comes to eating. ”
When I visited the zoo in my previous life, the monkeys in the primate house liked to do the most was to throw excrement into the crowd.
Tang Sanzang's heart immediately understood seven points: Hehe, a monkey is a monkey, and his nature is difficult to change!
Zhu Bajie's eyes were sharp, and he saw two half-yellow and non-black clouds in the sky, which were moving.
"Master, the monster of a thousand killings has chased after you!"
"It's so far away, what's all the fuss?" Tang Sanzang didn't have a good breath, "Then play music and dance!" ”
After another stick of incense, the two monsters were still hanging far away in the sky.
When the barbecue was eaten, Tang Sanzang burped contentedly and snapped his fingers towards the sky.
The two demonic clouds flew over.
There is a way for enemies to meet, and they are very red-eyed.
As soon as the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King landed, they grabbed their weapons and set up their formation.
"Monk Wuna, return our baby!"
"Return it quickly, and leave you with a whole corpse!"
According to Tang Sanzang's understanding, the more powerful the monster, the less he likes to gossip.
After all, those who can do it are not very noisy.
In line with the idea of eliminating food after meals, Tang Sanzang hooked his fingers at Zhu Bajie.
"Bajie, these two monsters, you pick one first. Leave the rest to your elder brother. ”
Zhu Bajie answered, stood up without hesitation, and walked to Sun Wukong's side with his nine-tooth nail rake.
"Brother Monkey, I look at the golden pleasing eyes, and the golden little man belongs to the old pig me."
"I didn't expect you to be so brave this time," Sun Wukong nodded with a smile and said approvingly, "In that case, then my old grandson will practice with that silver powder doll." ”
The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn were stunned for a moment, since they quietly slipped into the world from the Tushi Palace, they had never been so despised!
The two were furious.
"You're asking for your own suffering!"
"I see how proud you are!"
The two former fire boys carried weapons and fought with the former Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng.
The fighting was not small, with flying sand and rocks, lightning and thunder.
It seems that there is an endless budget and endless special effects.
Tang Sanzang sat in the distance, watching with relish.
Sha Wujing boiled tea, intimately made tea for the master, and brought melon seeds and snacks, and sat on the side to watch the battle.
Tang Sanzang was sipping melon seeds and drinking tea, and there was a VIP seat to see the whole martial arts.
How cool it is!
Sun Wukong is full of martial virtues, and he cheers up the king of the silver horn, just like a grandfather beating his grandson.
But Zhu Bajie's side is more tight.
Although he was once Marshal Tianpeng, he really didn't have much chance to fight with real knives and guns.
Although the Golden Horn King's ability is not very outstanding, it is very mediocre compared to the Silver Horn King.
is the so-called tall man among the short, and he can barely gain the upper hand when he fights with Zhu Bajie.
The war is stalemate.
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but have some itchy hands.
"Wujing."
"Master?"
"It's boring to do this, do you want to bet and play?"
"What a bet, Master."
"Uh......"
That's where it comes in.
If you really want to say it, it seems that there is really nothing to bet on.
"Forget it."
Tang Sanzang waved his hand with interest, dispelling this thought.
Sha Wujing is too honest.
only heard a crisp sound, and the Golden Horn King split Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth nail rake with an axe.
Zhu Bajie's empty door was wide open, and he could no longer resist it, so he could only fight and retreat.
"Second Senior Brother, I'm here to help you!"
Sha Wujing took out his Zen staff and rushed forward.
Seeing Sha Wujing coming to help, Zhu Bajie also breathed a sigh of relief and retreated.
"Senior Brother Sha, be careful, this monster is full of brute strength!"
In all fairness, Zhu Bajie's combat power is above that of the Golden Horn King, but that guy has a brute force that stabilizes Zhu Bajie.
Fortunately, Sha Wujing carries the burden all day long, and this strength is also very considerable.
I fought with the Golden Horn King for more than 30 rounds, and there was still no winner.
Looking at Sun Wukong's side again, the silver-horned king was like a doll and was played with by him.
"Hey, my son, is that what you can do?"
The Silver Horn King took Sun Wukong's stick and took more than twenty steps back.
I couldn't turn around, and I was hit hard on the ass again.
Caring for one or the other, tired of parrying.
He couldn't help but secretly wonder: What a Monkey King, there are really some doorways! If it goes on like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat it...... You'll have to find a chance to use the magic weapon!
The golden horn that is fighting with Sha Wujing, he has similar thoughts.
After another vicious fight, the Silver Horn King suddenly threw out the weapon in his hand and retreated.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, accept it!"
The purple gold red gourd and mutton fat jade net bottle that were taken away by Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong's master and apprentice flew back to the hands of the Silver Horn King.
Sun Wukong only felt that the crotch of his pants was cold, and he couldn't help but take a probe, and was suddenly shocked.
"The monster who suffered from the plague dared to rob my grandson's baby!"