"Hugh is going to talk nonsense, this is our brother's treasure!"

The Silver Horn King was furious, slapped the mutton fat jade net bottle at Sun Wukong, and said angrily: "Sun Wukong! ”

Sun Wukong subconsciously said: "What do you call your grandfather to do?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong suction force that could not be resisted brought him into the bottle.

Seeing this, the King of the Golden Horn also smiled and turned the purple gold red gourd upside down, and shouted: "Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing!" ”

The two were stunned for a moment, and then responded.

Suddenly, the two of them also followed in the footsteps of the senior brother and were sucked into the gourd at the same time.

Tang Sanzang saw his three apprentices being subdued by two treasures one after another, and his heart was short of breath.

What do these people have in their heads?

It's really a dare to shout, and a dare to answer!

Seeing that Tang Sanzang was left alone, the Silver Horn King sneered, patted the jade bottle again, and shouted: "Tang Sanzang! ”

Tang Sanzang looked at him calmly and did not respond.

"Tang Sanzang!"

“……”

"Tang Sanzang !!"

“……”

The Silver Horn King was angry: "You monk is too rude!" When someone calls you, why don't you keep quiet? ”

Tang Sanzang raised his head: "You are shouting Tang Sanzang, what is the matter with me Xuanzang?" ”

The different world version of Lu Xun is online.

"Okay, Xuanzang!" When the Golden Horn King heard this, he turned the purple gold red gourd upside down and shouted.

A golden "The Great Jeffries" card appears in the system.

Card Effect: Make a wish and get two perfect one-time unraveling minions.

Cost: 100 merit points.

For Tang Sanzang at this stage, the merit points in the system have become a string of meaningless numbers.

A mere 100 merit points is as common as eating and drinking.

Without hesitation, he chose to redeem the cards.

In the void, a blue-skinned wise old man appeared, blinking at Tang Sanzang without embarrassment.

"Aha, I'll try to fulfill your wishes!"

Then, two more phantoms appeared around Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang turned his head and glanced at the left and right, and was speechless in his heart.

What's so ......

System, you can't be playing me, are you?!

It turned out to be Zhou Hongwei and Twist Vine!

What can these two do?!

Really just look at the face, any cat or dog can come out!

Judging from Tang Sanzang's eyes, it is true that he did not find any way for these two "creatures" to solve the situation.

It's a must-lose situation.

In the original script, everyone was accepted, and a Monkey King was left to fight wits and courage with them.

But now, Sun Wukong is the first to be accepted.

Tianhu starts.

Forget it, let's use a dead horse as a live horse doctor!

Tang San hid these two people.

The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King thought that they had the chance to win, and they were a little surprised by Tang Sanzang's hand, and they both glanced at each other.

Big brother, how can this monk still have helpers?

Don't worry! Brother Xian, these two people do not have any fluctuations in their strength, they seem to be just mortals.

Mortal? It seems that this Tang Sanzang is desperate!

The Silver Horn King smiled, stretched out his hand and patted the mutton fat jade net bottle in his hand, "Tang Sanzang!" ”

[You must attack the taunting follower first.] 】

Silver Horn King: ???

He tried again, but found that he couldn't get past these two mortals and go directly to Tang Sanzang's trouble.

"Looks like there's some doorway!"

"What's the doorway? It's just a matter of breathing. ”

The Golden Horn King grabbed the purple gold red gourd: "Brother Xian, look at me!" ”

"Phew! What is your name, fat man? ”

"Hello King of the Golden Horn, my name is Zhou Hongwei." The white fat man said with a smile.

Another man with white glasses looked at Svenwen, but interjected sharply: "My name is Twist Vine, you can also call me Tony Ma." ”

"Okay, don't worry, come one by one!" The Golden Horn King smiled sadly, "Zhou Hongwei! ”

"I'm here!"

As soon as the words fell, the white fat man responded happily, and was sucked into the purple gold red gourd without resistance.

The Golden Horn King looked at his precious gourd in disbelief.

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

"That's it?"

Tang Sanzang almost didn't get angry!

System, you're messing with hair! What kind of perfect solution is this?!

Even if you want to play me, please be realistic!!

The Golden Horn King also felt a little unbelievable in his eyes, he didn't expect Tang Sanzang's last resort to be so thunderous and rainy.

It seems that he is indeed desperate!

Just thinking like this, suddenly the Golden Horn King felt that his hand was sinking, and the purple gold red gourd seemed to be a little heavier.

"Why is this baby getting heavier?"

He curiously took a closer look, only to find that there were many strange things out of thin air!

Countless software with the prefix of 365 is densely packed together.

Antivirus, Compression, Mall, Security Guard, Mobile Guard, Browser, Security Browser, Rapid Browser, Free Crooked, Drive Wet, Game Lobby......

What's even more terrifying is that these software seem to be constantly expanding.

All sorts of weird, disparate software have also appeared.

Although the purple gold red gourd is large, it can't accommodate so many hooligans, and it is crunched.

The Golden Horn King exclaimed, "Why are there so many? ”

The purple gold red gourd looked innocent, and sent a voice to the Golden Horn King: "I...... I just clicked 'Next'. ”

[Congratulations! Your baby's current summon speed has beaten 0.1% of the world's users. 】

[Danger! 2179 security vulnerabilities have been detected in your Zijin Red Gourd! 】

The Golden Horn King is not good!

"Big brother! Now is not the time to be in a daze! ”

Seeing that the Golden Horn King's face was dull, the Silver Horn King couldn't help but shout.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he saw another man with white glasses snickering.

He is a fire boy in the palace, how noble his identity is!

When have you ever been laughed at by a mortal human being?

He couldn't help but be furious.

I just subconsciously wanted to pat the mutton fat jade net bottle and put it away, but I saw that Tony Ma swooped into it by himself.

"Haha! There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no way to break into hell! ”

The Silver Horn King was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly.

It's the first time he's seen such a stupid human being.

But after laughing for a while, I felt that the mutton fat jade net bottle seemed to be a little abnormal, not only heavy, but also very hot!

He couldn't help but turn the mouth of the bottle and look inside.

In addition to Tony Ma, there are a lot of strange software that you have never seen and heard of!

Similar to the purple gold red gourd, almost all of them are prefixed with "OO".

Including: OO, OO Light Chat, OO Office, Browser, Mobile Manager, App Bustard, OO Music, OO Space, OO Reading, OO Input Method, OO Desktop, OO News......

These things, compared with those in the purple gold red gourd, are as good as they are!

The Silver Horn King was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, and the seven orifices smoked.

"Yujing bottle, what have you done!"

The mutton fat jade net bottle was even more innocent, and the voice was transmitted to the Silver Horn King: "I didn't do anything!" ”

"How can you do nothing...... Forget it, the top priority is to stop the loss immediately! ”

The Silver Horn King slapped the mutton fat jade net bottle, trying to make it spit out all these pickled things.

However......

As soon as I had such a thought, it turned out to be unresponsive.

A strange window popped up in the Silver Horn King's mind.

[Dear King, when you read this news, we have just made a difficult decision. Before the Zijin Red Gourd spits out all the 365 series software, the Sheep Fat Jade Net Bottle will stop all functions. 】

At the same time, a strange window similar to that of the Silver Horn King appeared in the Golden Horn King's mind.

It's just that the main object has been replaced, and Zijin Red Gourd will refuse to provide any services until the mutton fat jade net bottle spits out all the OO software.

This wave, this wave is meat, eggs, onions, and chickens!

There are no more ups and downs in the world than this, right?

One second he was still struggling in the abyss of despair, and the next second he was back to the peak of bliss.

"Flip the skin, cool and crooked!"

True joy can't be hidden, even if you cover your mouth, you will smile from the corners of your eyes.

Light a cigarette and take a sip of wine.

Tang Sanzang regained his hippie smile again.

There is a happy family and a family sorrow, and under the turn of the offensive, the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn have become bitter masters.

Golden Horn, Silver Horn: Okay, it turns out that the clown is me.

In order to stop the loss in time, the two kings chose a tactical retreat.

With a loud bang, a large cloud of smoke rose from the ground.

When the smoke and dust disappeared, there was no trace of the two in front of them.

"Good guy, this ninjutsu that ran away, I'm afraid I've practiced it to the S level!"

Tang Sanzang sighed.

This wave ...... It shouldn't be a loss.

Although the three apprentices who were sent by the phone bill were all arrested, the two abducted treasures were also snatched back.

Fortunately, those two treasures were hacked and turned into bricks.

The top priority is to rescue the three people who read it as a waste snack writing apprentice, and to overkill the two boys who burned the fire in the upper realm.

Don't panic, first hold your hand!

Tang Sanzang continued his cigarette and thought about it.

In the original plot, Golden Horn and Silver Horn should have invited their fox mother to eat Tang monk meat at this time.

Although Tang monk meat is not available, monkey brain, pig loin, and yusheng are also first-class delicacies, which are enough for them to honor the fox lady!

That way, you just have to wait and wait.

After making up his mind, Tang Sanzang pinched the cigarette butt, rode on the dragon horse, and ambushed the fox lady with the golden horn and silver horn.

It didn't take long for Tang Sanzang to see several little demons carrying a sliding rod with their hands and feet, and hurriedly ran over.

Tang Sanzang hid in the tree, did not make a noise, and let them pass safely.

After waiting for about two sticks of incense, these little demons came back.

The sliding rod swayed, and on it sat a rickety old woman in human form.

Xu is because of the lack of Taoism, this old lady's fox face has not changed completely, and she can still vaguely see a little fox.

She sat comfortably on the sliding rod, taking a sip of wine and meat, which was delicious.

When he reached the grove, the old fox suddenly stopped the slide.

This old fox walks all the way to eat all the way, and needs to be drained by water.

People have three urgencies, let alone foxes.

The little demons waited in place, and the old fox staggered behind the tree.

As soon as he squatted down, he saw Tang Sanzang, who had become a little fox.

"Little fox, what are you doing?"

The fox lady saw that Tang Sanzang was holding a thick and hard wooden stick in his mouth, and he was biting hard.

Tang Sanzang laboriously spit out the wooden stick, and after sucking the sawdust, his two front paws were folded together like a human being, and his mouth was full of words.

"Back to the eldest mother, little fox, I am practicing to repay my kindness!"

Fox Lady: ???