Chapter Twenty-Eight: My History Lesson Couldn't Have Been So Fun
PS1: The next plot is to reveal why Orangutan Key became a - I'll open a post in the book review section, you might as well go and write your guess there and see who can guess this lost ending......
PS2: Well, guys, happy mating day, I'm out playing......
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Let's put the girlfriend's matter aside for the time being, after all, mystery can't remain mysterious in the face of a bigger mystery...... Ahem, I mean, once you've collected all seven dragon balls to summon the dragon, what you're going to do is obviously think about what you wish for, not whether the giant mythical reptile creature in front of you is steamed or braised and delicious.
In other words, the person who chooses to consider the latter must be a very scary guy, and the thinking circuit is no longer a human category.
So now, the most important question to consider is why Orangutan Key is a pathetic.
I believe this is one of the few problems I've ever encountered in my life that has piqued my interest and I can't solve it.
This guy has no shortage of girls since he was a child, and the things he comes into contact with are normal, neither have he been baptized by Lucifer, nor have he been brainwashed by the fairy of the forest, and I have always adhered to my brother's duties, and carefully ensured that the sex orientation of the orangutan key is in the direction of able-bodied teenagers with special h-item purchase grants and occasional h-item gifts......
But things are always unexpected, and the orangutan key suddenly reveals its true nature as a, and things make a reversal in an absolute posture when I am negligent - in fact, when I reveal the secret of the dragon god key, the grass and mud horses of millions of tribes can't express the turmoil and huge groove of the tsunami in me.
It's not scientific - my brother can't be that basic, my brother can't be a faggot.
But now, it's too late to say anything - and as I said before, I'm not worried about whether the child born after the orangutan key marries the boy will have no asshole, in fact, the orangutan key has slowly reached the age where he can take responsibility for his own choices, and since he wants to marry a boy, he has to prepare to be attacked by his son because he has no asshole...... What the hell am I talking about...... Hawkers, in general, this is called everything is false, everything is allowed - the so-called everything is false, is to recognize the fragility of this heterosexual world and the nature of the problem of "it's all the world's fault", therefore, the wants to become the protector of his own behavior, the so-called everything is allowed, that is, the must understand that he is the designer of his own behavior, and the must be prepared to bear the consequences of a qiΔ.
...... Well, so the orangutan key must not only guard her own fun, but also be prepared to be brainwashed and castrated by my mother, and be strong enough to accept the terrible consequences of having a son with a boy only to have a son's asshole.
It's strong, coelbowel, and I'll try to make you pay...... No, it's adapted to the cruelty of this society.
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Kamishirasawa Huiyin - the top historian, a terrible history teacher.
At this moment, she was teaching us her history lessonβexcept for a few students who were serious enough or natural to be stupid, and everyone was unusually distracted, and I spread a piece of manuscript paper on the table, keeping my left ear in and right ear out, and then writing and drawing on the manuscript paper.
ββLast night, I asked the orangutan key in the form of a text message why he likes boys, but the answer was very vague, and the reply of the orangutan key was full of disgusting words, but none of them hit the nail on the head. He's definitely hiding something.
Stupid orangutan key, think you can hide it? I pushed my glasses, and a killing light flashed.
"Long Shencheng, you come to answer this question!" Suddenly, a voice with suppressed anger sounded in his ears.
Unconsciously, Mr. Kamibai Ze has come to my side, looking down at me with a condescending attitude, and there is a tendency of "If you can't answer, I'll put your head to death" - I stood up and said indifferently: "The heart of blame for others, the heart of forgiveness for oneself, the heart of forgiveness for others, to treat the machine as a partner rather than a slave, cherish life, and stay away from Skynet - the person who said this sentence was the commander-in-chief of the Japanese Defense Forces in the Heisei period, the founder of Japan's modern artificial intelligence technology, and the founder of the first generation of machine qΓ¬ cats, Nobita Nobi. β
β...... Answer correctly. Kamibai Zehuiyin glared at me, "Although the answer is correct, I still ask Long Shencheng to listen to the lecture carefully, if you don't even take the history of your country seriously......"
I don't know if she did it on purpose, and she didn't let me sit down, so she turned around and said as she walked, as she walked, it seemed that she had hung me here--I sat down by myself? Hmph, this kind of counterattack doesn't show Long Shencheng's ability.
I took advantage of the fact that Kamishirasawa Huiyin turned around, and made a covert gesture to the rear, and then gently (fiercely) compared it with a very kind (threatening) gesture to show a request (coercion) - sure enough, there were still many students who were inspired by my personality charm (obscenity), and Kami-Shirasawa Sensei's chatter continued: "You must know that you are a Japanese ......"
In the second half of the classroom, I don't know who lowered their voices and shouted strangely at a sharp voice, "Kill the Japanese!"
Teacher Shang Bai Ze was startled at first, then turned around and said angrily: "Who!
I pushed my glasses and said indifferently: "In 1945, U.S. President Bovall declared war in Congress. β
As soon as I finished speaking, someone changed his tone and chimed in: "On the top floor!"
"Who said that!" Shang Bai Zehui panted in anger, and her plump chest trembled non-stop.
"In 1963, when the United States imposed economic sanctions on the DPRK, the ROK representative made an emotional slip of the tongue. I replied calmly.
"You...... Do you all want to fail the course? Or do you want to take the hammer on the head! Do you want to do your homework?" Teacher Huiyin was already furious, "Who the hell is talking!
"You're killing yourself!" came the strange screams of another person taking advantage of the chaos to rob.
I didn't give Teacher Huiyin any chance, and said quickly: "1982, France, Lieutenant General Illidan. β
Exploded...... From a weak teacher to a terrifying Shura in an instant! Kamibai Ze Huiyin roared loudly: "Fuck your uncle!"
β...... The source of the teacher's sentence just now. "I sneered and struck the final blow," said Prince Shenmu of the Celestial Empire, Prince Shenmu, in 2005 to the protesting Soviet government after the March 12 border friction. β
"Long Shencheng, you big Baga!" Teacher Huiyin glared at me fiercely, and then rushed out of the classroom, running away in tears, and a miserable cry faintly came: "Sister Hong! Sister Hong!"
β...... Day, I think I'm in trouble. I pushed my glasses.
Mizumi Muse Runan next to him also pushed his glasses and said indifferently: "In 1983, Muto Games, when the Giant God Soldier fell. β
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