Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Ideal Girlfriend Can't Be So Perfect
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After dinner, I was pushed out the door by my mother, who asked me to drop off Rin Tosaka - and she didn't forget to whisper in my ear, "It's okay if you don't come back tonight, but remember to take precautions."
- And escort Rin Tosaka? Don't be kidding, even if you meet a murderer or a little hooligan, it won't be this double ponytail that will suffer, or rather, this little devil has been suppressed by me for a whole afternoon, and is trying to find someone to vent his anger.
But in any case, since my mother has already said it, I will not disobey such an indifferent orderβlet me take a walk and think about something by the way. I walked side by side with Rin Tosaka on the night road, the wind was blowing at night, the night sky was bright in the summer night, and the occasional insect chirp sounded, which seemed very quiet...... I'm really looking forward to suddenly having a dull loli wrapped in a sheet or a dead fish-eyed man in a medieval robe holding a human skin book, because then I can overturn a white middle two pervert or a total of fourteen level middle two perverts......
Pity...... It seems that no, or rather, I haven't been exposed to mysterious events for a long time.
"What are you thinking?" Finally, Rin Tosaka broke the silence and asked casually.
I pushed my glasses, shot the killing light, and replied casually: "I was thinking, if I follow you to your house or go directly here and kill you [beep-] and then [beep-] and finally give [beep-] into your [beep--], will you resist, or will you obey, or will you resist first and then obey?"
"......" Rin Tosaka shrugged, "...... No matter what you do, you can't change the final truth. β
It seems that toys have also been played with for a long time, and they will also produce something called resistance, and she seems to have gradually gotten used to this statement, so why don't you continue to play with it in a different way? I looked at Rin Tosaka.
Then again...... This guy is also a beauty. Although he wears a decent school uniform...... However, you can't expect to say how strict the school uniforms of the girls can be by the old thief of the principal who says "dead water and sports shorts never die", in fact, according to my statistics, the group of girls in our school can definitely be boiled down to the ranks of short skirts, and they are five centimeters shorter than the average skirt length of other colleges and universities - don't try to ask me why I compare the length of the skirts of girls in different colleges and universities, well, if you really want to know, then go through the procedures for transferring to a university in the afterlife world, and I will send you when the time comes......
In addition, the school has a relaxed attitude towards the dress of students, especially female students, and allows appropriate tailoring and changes, as well as the addition of some small ornaments, which undoubtedly provides convenience for many girls. Rin Tosaka in front of me is an example, double ponytails, poisonous tongues, short skirts, black silk, absolute realm...... The delicate body of youth is more and more attractive under the backdrop of a well-cut school uniform, and sure enough, if you don't pay attention to her inside, you can still deceive a group of innocent men and women with such an appearance.
Such a guy, as a girlfriend words...... Uh, is it a good fit?
I suddenly found that the reason why I didn't have a girlfriend was not that I couldn't find it, but that I didn't want to find it at all.
Because I didn't have a measure in my heart to judge "whether this girl is suitable as a girlfriend or not".
So, what is my requirement or definition of a girlfriend?
Well, it seems to be a toy. Is it a representative in front of you? I always feel that it is not a ......
Although the same kind of creatures have a common language, they always feel a little weird, and compared to Mizunose, the type of Hanekawa Tsubasa is a little better...... But if you say that Hanekawa Tsubasa, it's not suitable for playing, it's not good......
Like Shikuma Science, you can talk to me and play with me?...... I always feel that kind of creature is called a friend, and sometimes it doesn't seem like a good thing for a girlfriend to be too undisciplined...... For example, Hakurei Reimu...... Uh, forget it.
And Aoko...... Although it is enough in all aspects, beautiful appearance, good figure, good grades, good character, but ...... Aoko is so normal compared to me, so normal that I can't twist her. With her, I seem to be a normal person, but if I can't play with people's hearts, I'll be lonely to death, not good, not good.
There is no common language at will.,There are a lot of postures and knowledge and I can't let go.,The undisciplined ones are too fanatical.,The disciplined ones are very conservative.,The one who can't play bad is a war scum.,The one with combat effectiveness is a baga.,In short,I flashed in my mind one by one the women who had even a little intersection with me.,But I kept denying the possibility of them as girlfriends......
I analyzed it with my brain, which is about a few tens of g's per second...... I felt like I needed a girlfriend who was as versatile as a Swiss Army knife. She must be M, at least relative to my S, she must be M, but not too M, the discipline must be a little, but never too much, people must also be smart, at least they can talk to me together, dignified like the most noble lady, when they are lost, they want to discard the lower limit of undisciplined, proficient in all kinds of H and non-H knowledge, can draw the design of the Star Destroyer by hand, can put down a battalion of Celestial Dynasty city management with their bare hands, can harmlessly ingest the elements in the entire periodic table, and the figure and appearance must be the royal sister level upward...... And so and so and so
After listing all the requirements, I gasped to myself. If a woman could have the holiness of Saori Joto, the body of Mai Shiranui, the singing voice of Hatsune Miku, the gentleness of Beludanti, and the strength of Momoyo Kawajin...... The unity of all these advantages, then even I will definitely make her my wife at any cost, this kind of multifunctional girlfriend like a Swiss army knife, I will take her down when I meet you!
...... But this kind of girl doesn't have zΓ i, there won't be such a perfect guy. Every girl's words, their advantages are of course their shining places, and if they have shortcomings, maybe they are unexpectedly good, such a perfect person, can only be stored in the imagination, of course, it is not impossible to achieve......
Collect the excellent genes of all women in the world, rewrite the genetic information and shape the personality from the fertilized egg, and then induce it into an artificial embryo, use various means to ensure her healthy growth, and then slowly raise her...... In the end, it was done.
Or directly turn to the Holy Grail King or the human body to refine something...... By the way, don't forget the Lord Shenjun, maybe you can go to the big ball of light and make it directly......
How is that possible...... This kind of stupidity.
Those excellent girls are good, but they always feel that everyone is missing something, although I understand that to love someone is to love her shortcomings together, not to mention that it is not a shortcoming...... But what is in the novel is what is in the novel, and it is a pity for me as a perfectionist that it is difficult to achieve the best things in my life.
...... For some reason, suddenly there was an evil voice in my head, telling me that I had a way to solve the problem and make everyone happy, but that method was hazy, and I didn't quite understand it.
ββIt seems that a girlfriend or something is still a very troublesome thing, I sighed softly.
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