Chapter 12 My H Thing Can't Be Found by Anyone
PS1: Ask for recommendations, ask for collections...... Well,If you can, ask for promotion.,You can recommend a good friend to collect something...... Although with less than 30,000 words, not many people will be interested...... Everybody is a good guy!
PS2: The numbers and artists in the second half are all nonsense from me, and I want to use Baidu or the seed search artifact to find seeds...... It's all natural stupid plus perverts!
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Almost every teenager has had the experience of buying something full of powerful content because of the restlessness of youth, such as books with erotic content, such as dVd made by female artists who are both virtuous and artistic-although there are 18 restrictions on romantic action movies that exist as a pillar industry and national culture of Japan, but for such a country, we always have a way to get it - When the beast in the heart turns into a gushing white turbidity in communication and curiosity and is wantonly smeared on the tissue, when every night in the dead of night there is an excited breath into a rapid anti-aircraft fire, this is actually youth.
However, there is another kind of youth, which is the embarrassing scene when the h-things under the bed or hidden deeply are bundled up by the mother who cleans the room, and calmly mentioned to the trash can in front of you.
...... Don't look at me like that, I've never experienced anything like this.
In fact, every mother has the nature to be a detective, and takes pleasure in finding out her son's little secrets, and every son also has the potential to be a monster thief Kidd, hiding and waiting for his mother's detective to find fault in every battle of wits and courage, and his youth is slowly spent in this investigation and counter-reconnaissance - unfortunately, the youth of the school bully is always lonely.
8ooTB, from the age of thirteen, within three to four years, my collection has a total of 8ooTB.
395 portable hard drives, 20 USB flash drives, one computer, one pFp, 3o memory sticks, one handheld reader.
In today's information technology, in today's economic globalization, in the Internet age, and after decades of information technology revolution, it is really the wisdom of mortals to openly hide the bad things of paper under the bed or in the bookshelf.
It's too sweet, it's too tender, and the last thing in the 21st century is stupidity.
Regardless of the fact that all the electronic storage devices around me were highly computer-encrypted, my mother's electronic stupidity could not be unraveled, in fact, I don't know when my mother never cleaned my room.
-- I would like to say here that it is not enough for my mother not to clean your room, but not to clean my room on time, but according to my mother, the reason why I don't clean my room is because Makoto's room gives people a strange feeling that "it is a blasphemy to take a broom in."
That's right...... If you could furnish the room as solemnly as the British Museum, Lingtang would probably react this way.
In particular, the special cabinet with hundreds of portable hard drives and dozens of USB flash drives is placed next to my desk. Not to mention the seemingly high-tech structure and Star Wars-inspired exterior design, stacks of portable hard drives are neatly placed between the aesthetic flash circuits and the angular matrix composition, giving people the illusion of "is this the computing core of the Archangel", and the psychological hint of "will it explode if it is messed around". The box with twenty USB sticks is even more outrageous, and when it slowly pops out of the bottom two floors of the cabinet, the crate's wistful appearance and auto-opening settings only make people think that it contains the G virus...... It's not me who blows, and there are basically no people who dare to move in this situation. What's more, at the bottom of each stack of portable hard drives, there are names such as [Black Chapter], [Human Completion Plan], [Moonlight Butterfly System], [Sinapus Management Book], [Akaxia Record], [Magic ** Catalog] and other names such as "I don't know what it is, but it looks so powerful" in a sci-fi font......
I don't know about anyone else, but my mother, the only one who can enter and is interested in entering my room, won't move anyway......
So in line with the principle of strategic goal shifting, my mother put all the enthusiasm that should have been shared with the two brothers on the orangutan key, and we saw such a scene when we came home from school today.
Orangutan Key's prehistoric slaughterhouse-like room has become dusty, and its level of luxury has gone from a mass grave to an imperial tomb, and in fact, Orangutan Key has instinctively felt bad when he sees the five big bags of garbage in front of the door.
When he saw his mother smiling and waiting for us with a stack of H books in one hand and a large bag of CDs in the other......
"I-hate-ah-" Orangutan Jian knelt on the ground with a look of remorse on his face.
"The wisdom of the orangutan. I lifted my glasses, without the slightest sympathy, knowing that my mother was going to come back these days without taking some precautions, and it was unfortunate to be caught, "Since I bought it, I must have the consciousness of being realized." ”
"Don't say it!" Orangutan Key burst into tears, "How can you understand my current mood!"
No, I understand, in fact, I hinted at Mother just to see what you look like now...... Ahem, nothing.
"key. Mother smiled troubledly, "I know that boys of this age like to watch this kind of thing, but your hobby is a little different...... As far as I know, only middle-aged people who are stressed by their work will enjoy this flavor. ”
"Mother...... Mother, it's just ...... It's just ...... Yes, it's just a little bit of academic observation!" the key ripped out the reason, "You know, snakes have a seasonal habit, and I just happened to be in this season!"
...... This idiot, I shook my head, and just wanted to enter my room, but I heard my mother's voice: "Makoto, don't you want to take a look at these things?"
"......" I didn't say a word, and walked over to the orangutan key collection, in fact, I was also a little concerned about my brother's hobbies, picked up a few books and flipped through them casually, and picked up the Blu-ray discs that were torn off the packaging and only marked with the number...... Tsk, it's a bit brainy, if it's just a number, the average person can't tell what it is.
It's just that......
IT-693, this should be Emi Sakurajima's absolute binding teacher, I remember...... Well, what is remarkable is the actor's dress taste and style, which matches the teacher's temperament very well.
BTs-442, this is supposed to be Rina Sato's forced imprisonment...... This is only liked by people with special hobbies, because the only highlight is that the actors secrete a lot of body fluids.
eTs-653, this should be the world's highest-level slave of Kagami Kawa Yue, well, this one, the most exciting should be the section from 53 minutes and 42 seconds to 72 minutes and 54 seconds, and nothing else is worth mentioning......
This guy used to like to bundle pLay, hey, it's actually s・m flavor, it's so twisted. After scanning the publishing house and issue number in that bundle of books, I already knew the personal preferences of the orangutan key, which was disgusting - I glanced at the orangutan key with a cockroach star's gaze, and it was normal to read H books, but I fell in love with S・M at a young age, are you a pervert?
...... But the orangutan key didn't show my contemptuous look, as if he wanted to express something to his mother.
But looking into his eyes, I noticed that something was wrong - although there was embarrassment and distress in his eyes, there was also some deeply hidden pride...... It's like, as if he's succeeded in covering up something.
Interesting...... I turned my head and walked towards my room, still with the loud apologetic and mournful screams of the orangutan key, interesting...... What is this guy hiding with a bunch of hardcore books and discs? Probably something more heavyweight, is it a human beast? It's disgusting, it's worthy of an orangutan key......
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