"Mother, I'm going to go out. "After dinner, I looked at my phone and said to my mother, who was washing the dishes.

"Oh oh!" shouted the orangutan key, who had just experienced a terrible blow and had no heart or lungs to recover within two hours, "Mom! Big brother is going to a nightclub!

The mother looked back with a smile: "I'm already sixteen years old, and my family's Makoto should also get in touch with the world of adults a little, is the money enough......?"

"Agreed! I actually agreed!" Long Shenjian exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Mother, please allow me to accompany my eldest brother! The recent night is too dangerous, maybe there will be inexplicable victims who jump off the building to commit suicide, and it will be even more terrible if you meet the discharged country middle school students who wander outside at night to attract bad fights!"

"Key ......," the mother was still smiling, but a cold light flashed in her eyes, "Sit." ”

"Yes!" The orangutan key suddenly sat upright, without squinting, and posed as a good child, and then the mother turned around, still holding a bright kitchen knife in her hand - wait a minute, what are you doing with the kitchen knife, you have already finished eating, are you washing the dishes with the kitchen knife? The mother casually cut the kitchen knife into the cutting board, and smiled, "I haven't finished talking about the H book, I haven't finished talking about it......

I thought about it in my heart and gave up the idea of falling into the well, after all, as the eldest son and eldest brother, there are some things I can't do too explicitly, anyway, the orangutan key is already going to be unlucky, I walked to the entrance, changed into shoes, and opened the door.

There was still nonsense from behind him: "Mom, Mom, big brother, he's out! Is it okay to leave it alone! Big brother, he will suddenly take off his glasses on the street, and then follow the cute girl to the hotel and ring the doorbell, and finally use a knife to divide the house into seventeen parts the moment the other party opens the door unguarded!"

"...... "Tomorrow, invite the homeroom teacher of the orangutan key to do a home visit, and extract the record book of the orangutan key's bad deeds since the beginning of school from the database of the black tong magic mirror, and then let the homeroom teacher of the orangutan key, Mr. Muzuki, come to my house with these materials for a home visit, so it's decided."

Walking slowly down the street, I sentenced the orangutan to death.

Of course, the destination is not a nightclub or something.,I didn't want to pull Tsunade's or Sakata Ginpachi's pigtails today...... The place I wanted to go was a game store, ten minutes away from my house, and it was like a walk.

"Cute Girl Call (9): Operation Black Silk", "Chastity Crisis 5", "Ancient H Book 6: Thunder Cliff". "I put these shameful games on the cashier with a blank face, just by looking at the name, and then paid for it.

“...... Tsk, the taste of the dragon god is still as curious as ever. The clerk in front of the cash register scoffed at the tone of seeing a cockroach, "If this continues, will there be news such as 'three no cold noodles perverted crazy night attack passers-by'?"

The clerk at this game store, the part-time worker here, is my classmate Runan Mizuse. Poisonous tongue, black belly, learning maniac, no book in hand will die star, and I belong to the same species as Xueba, which stands at the high end of the food chain. At this moment, she is wearing a blue clerk's uniform similar to an apron, coupled with short, small half-rimmed glasses in fuchsia, which looks full of housewife-like beauty, but in fact, she is one of the few people in her class and even in the whole school who is still trembling under the obscene power of the student council president, but she is still unyielding.

But this doesn't mean that I can't do anything about her, I pushed my glasses and said indifferently: "Hurry up, otherwise I will complain about you." ”

"......" Mizuno also helped his eyes, the lenses mapped the indoor light into a killing light, and in this deserted shop, the two glasses reflective stars looked at each other indifferently, opening a terrifying three-powerless field...... Well, it's not a good habit to complain about yourself.

"Well, the three games, plus my labor fee, are a total of 670,000 yen, thank you for your patronage. Mizuno still bagged and sealed the game honestly, "It's all gaLgame, specially for the pathetic man who can't find a girl." ”

I took out twenty-three thousand one hundred and forty-eight yen from my pocket and handed it to Runan Mizuno Azuse, who was lazy and bad at work as a clerk, and if I asked her to recommend a game, she would definitely answer Tetris or Mary. However, I don't intend to remain silent about the provocation of the "pathetic man who can't find a girl".

"Now, I said. I pushed my glasses, "Would you be happy if I found a girlfriend?"

"......" really tried and tested, and Mizuno Wuse's eyes changed for a moment, and then fell into silence.

So, although it is a disgusting gorilla, the dragon god key can still come in handy in some ways. Back then, he once said to me, "If someone attacks the big brother with the weakness of 'no girlfriend', then even if he says to her, 'Would you be happy if I find a girlfriend?'", sure enough, this move has been tried and tested. The people I asked this about, both men and women, fell into a terrible silence, and then they became empty-hearted, and finally began to change the subject.

...... I always felt as if I was losing something precious.

"I said, Mizuno Nothing, you should change your attitude of service once in a while. I looked around the store and there was not a single customer except me, "In that case, business is unlikely to be good." ”

"No, in addition to the dragon god classmates, there are still a few regular customers. Mizuno glanced at me, "Besides, why do you think I chose to work here?"

I looked at the textbook she had placed on the table and nodded, "I see...... Do you spend all your time studying?"

"Yes, I'm not as good as Ryujin, I have a wide range of tastes. Mizuno said indifferently.

"Where, whether it's reading a book, a movie, or even playing a game, it's a way to communicate ideas with the author. I lifted my glasses, "After you have fully comprehended the information on these media, you will understand the author's mental state through these, and even the essence of his life's perception and knowledge, isn't it exciting to steal the spiritual wealth of other people's lives and spy on other people's souls?"

"It's really perverted, it's worthy of being a dragon god classmate. Mizuno glanced at me, "But why play gaLgame? ”

"Why did you want to play gaLgame?" I touched my chin, "When I was thirteen years old, when I was confused about how to face life, didn't know how to deal with the future, and even despaired of this boring world, a girl said to me......"

"'If you're confused, let's go play gaLgame and find a way to make everyone happy?'" Mizumase took over with a look of surprise, "Is this a warm route? It's a pity that your image in the hearts of the whole school has been ingrained, even if you leave the rain gear in your hand to the dog on the side of the road to cover the wind and rain on a rainy day and are accidentally seen by your classmates, you will not open the strategy route, maybe people will think that you are going to catch the poor Wang Xingren back and transform it into a zombie dog and call the police. ”

“...... I don't know what you're talking about, but I think you're wrong. "A cold light flashed in my eyes," the girl said to me, 'Go play gaLgame and find a way to play with everyone between applause.'" ”

"Who is that person! I'm going to call the police uncle! This is the crime of instigation!"

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