Chapter 2 I, Long Shencheng, am five years old this year
ps: The weather is so good, suitable for updating (long-sighted).
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The boy carried a small suitcase, about two weeks' worth of change of clothes and daily necessities, and Yinshi helped him carry it, and the older young man and Xiao Zhengtai walked up the stairs one after the other, and Yinshi turned around and said, "You will live with me for the next two weeks, no problem, right? I hope you can get used to itβbut why do you want to live in my house?"
"Yes, I think so too, compared to the home of someone like Uncle Gintoki, I think Rin and Hoshina's home is just right for children. Xiaolongshen nodded calmly, "After all, Rin who will blow up hard no matter how many times he teases or meat that won't spoil no matter how much he teases, and a mature and kind maid sister with big boobs, both psychological and physical needs can be fully satisfied......"
β...... Hey, hey, did I hear something really amazing?" Gintoki looked back in confusion, "Sister maid?"
"Yes, young girls with young bodies and lively personalities are at the age when they are childish and beginning to get rid of their motherhood, and they have no resistance to Zhengtai like me. Seko-chan raised his head proudly, very proud of his appearance, "As long as you show a bullied helpless appearance, you will be doubly loved, and you will definitely not be guarded, so there is no risk in unintentional rubbing, it is really an effective way to explore the structure and secrets of women's bodies and relieve fatigue......"
Yinshi was dumbfounded, pointed at the dragon god, and was speechless for a long time.
Cheng-chan smiled slightly: "Uncle Yinshi, do you think that you have lived to a dog when you were a child?"
Yinshi nodded stunnedly, then reacted and said angrily: "This is really enviable...... Is it not true that there are so many eyes at such a young age? This kind of shameful words and deeds are not a good phenomenon!"
"Why. Zhengtai looked at Yinshi, there was only a thirst for knowledge and the unknown in his big watery eyes, and there was no obscene look at all, he pressed his chest with his right hand, and Zhengse said, "I, Long Shencheng, am five years old this year, but I am more interested in lustful things." β
"Uncle Policeman, come on, there's a future gentleman here!"
Yinshi's eyes began to be suspicious, his expected idea that "Zhi's son is also a fool" has been faltering, obviously the eldest son of his best friend does not seem to have inherited his father's overly simple brain structure, but in terms of lower limit and discipline, it seems that he has inherited it perfectly...... A five-year-old child with great gentleman potential!
"So you entrusted it to me?" Gintoki glanced at the little boy who was following him.
Probably, Zhi and Lin Yi have revealed this child's personality problem, which seems to be unfolding in a strange direction, and the parents' inadvertent neglect and neglect have made the child's rebellious psychology become deep-rooted, so do you want me, an outsider, to break the situation? Really, you two ...... Regardless of whether you have martial arts talent or not, Makoto is your eldest son after all!
Yinshi was full of worries, and the dragon god was silent, and one big and one small came to the door of Yinshi's apartment in silence.
Open the door and enter.
"This is my house, so let's just ask, it's okay to sleep alone. Yinshi turned his head and said, "The room for you has been cleaned, if you are really scared......
"No problem. Cheng Zhengse said, "I, Long Shen Cheng, am five years old this year, and I have reached the age where I understand that no matter Shikjin Baigui or Santa Claus or Dragon Lady Qiqiqi, they are all deceitful and weird!"
"No...... Except for Santa Claus, those are real......" Gintoki muttered to himself.
Makoto-chan took his trolley case and walked into this small apartment, under the high-intensity temporary cleaning of Yinshi, it was already neat and clean, Yinshi followed behind Makoto, and said with a smile: "It's just an ordinary apartment, of course ...... compared to the Western-style mansion and group of maids you are looking forward to."
"Uncle Gintoki, please don't worry, a Western-style mansion and a maid sister can indeed make people feel happy, but this kind of place can sharpen people's character and become a mirror to guide my growth. Makoto turned back and said, "Mother has told me that these two weeks are not for leisure, but for another life experience. He said that Uncle Yinshi was here more for me to grow up than those places......"
"Aha, hahaha, Lin Yi is so polite...... "Even when his skin is as thick as the silver of the city wall, he was a little embarrassed to hear the praise of his friend from his nephew, and at the same time he was a little moved in his heart - although they were stumbling with hippie smiles all day long, everyone trusted each other unconditionally in their hearts......
Obviously, Mr. Gintoki Sakata, who aspires to become an expert in early childhood education in the future, received some spiritual relief and satisfaction from the words of a five-year-old Shota.
It's really sad.
And what's even more sad is that he clearly hasn't heard enough.
So he asked, "What else did you say, mother?" For example, what do you want to learn from me?"
"This ......" Makoto showed a troubled look, thought hard, and said helplessly, "Mother didn't mention your merits. β
"Huh?" Gintoki had a bad premonition.
Makoto blinked, his expression was pure and innocent, his crisp voice was like a phoenix, and the words he said were like the breath of the three-headed dog of hell: "Mother said that if you were as lazy as Yinshi, you would live in a sloppy apartment that was dirtier than the pigsty of your hometown, and Mother said that if you were full of yellow jokes like Yinshi, you would still be an old bachelor with zero social experience and a lonely life at the age of twenty-seven, and her mother said that if you were as drunk and sugary as Yinshi, she would still love "Jump" And if you don't have the enterprising spirit, you will become a model of scum teachers who have no interest in the waste wood-type dead house, and my mother said that when I live with Yinshi, I should observe this uncle carefully, if I don't want to become an adult like Uncle Yinshi in the future, I must pay attention to his ** habits, and don't follow in his footsteps in the future......"
The words pierce the heart.
Gintoki was knocked to the ground by the violence of the words, and rolled in pain.
Obviously, Mr. Gintoki Sakata, who aspires to become an expert in early childhood education in the future, has been mercilessly nailed to the pillar of shame of early childhood growth education by the parents of young children.
The pure little Zhengtai squatted down and said with a smile: "Uncle Yinshi, do you think that you have lived to a dog when you were a student?"
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ps:Ah,It's been a long time since I've pushed a book.,This time I'm kind to recommend an old friend.,Ahem.,It's already on the shelves (Yuanmu), and it's a very heavy book (then Yuanmu), and it's a book that was almost knocked unconscious in the toilet by the waves of the times (Zaiyuanmu)...... Anyway, make a door.
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