Chapter 1 Gintoki Sakata, a future expert in early childhood education
PS1: Well, a new side story has appeared, this story was born when Chengjun was five years old, and at that time, the little seedlings of the Dragon God family had not yet grown crooked...... Well, at least not completely......
PS2: Let's talk about the new book, the tide of the times set off by the Silent Net action directly slapped our new book ideas to death on the beach...... One of them is too unbounded, so it is simply thrown aside, and the other ...... Adopting the same worldview as Xueba, born in the story of the Ming Dynasty (Wangtian), this kind of background of doubting whether I am orthodox and reliable or not, don't die...... Plus I've been busy with another job lately, so I'm still putting it off. During this period, in order to maintain the feeling and maintain popularity, a new ...... is started Well, the creation of the novella, I thought about it hard, and this outer story should be a little interesting.
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"Troublesome ......"
I don't know if it's the first sigh of the silver natural roll.
He wrapped his head in a towel, wore an inappropriate apron, and cleaned the room with a feather duster.
In fact, both men and women, the single apartments of older single young people always have a regrettable level of hygiene, such as the refugee camp of Teacher Sakata Gintoki, such as the mass grave of Teacher Yue Yong Xiaomeng, the indiscriminate garbage and ** magazines are enduring eternal themes - it can be said that from the moment they leave school and step into society, the word neatness has nothing to do with their lives.
Put the third bag of garbage in front of the door, take off the mask at the time, and bundle up the sorted magazines one by one.
In addition to the must-buy "Shonen Jump" in every issue, there are also mysterious publications and Blu-rays used by young bachelors to release their dreams, and these spiritual civilization construction products with all kinds of beautiful women and highly suggestive words as the cover have various differences from manufacturers to media to content to connotation, but they also have the same aspect -- they should not be seen by children.
That's right, not for the little ones to see.
Gintoshi threw the large bundle of magazines into the storage room.
The bachelor's home will welcome a new occupant, and for the next two weeks he will spend the next two weeks with a five-year-old boy who is the eldest son of a close friend, and Gintoki cannot refuse such an offer.
"But children are troublesome...... "Yinshi recalled his childhood, and deeply realized that raising children is a very bad and difficult job, "and I am only five years old, I don't know if I have been weaned, so I have to buy milk powder, will I pee around like a dog?" Do I want to buy some diapers? Children are disobedient, noisy, and picky eaters, so I have to buy toys, snacks, and ...... No, no, no, you can't cultivate a man if you're too pampered, so you have to discipline ......"
He sat on a tatami mat with a stack of books he borrowed from the library yesterday on the table.
"100 Questions on Early Childhood Growth Education", "You're already a little man", "The figure of the bear child's defensive battle", "Thirty happy little magic with children", "Daddy can save the world", ......
"Trouble...... Children are the most annoying......" Yinshi propped his head and turned the page casually, "But since he is the son of Zhi, he must also be a fool, and it is not too difficult to coax children...... No, no, no, it doesn't seem to be good to lie, and it's not a good thing for children to not trust adults from an early age......"
"So why me!" Yinshi lay on the ground with his back in his hands, rolling around with "Zhengtai Yousan" in his hands, "This kind of thing should be done by someone who has a family! Aren't Shichen and they all married! Even if they find Tsunade, they are more suitable than me! Zhi and Ringo, are you really at ease? I will teach your son to be a sugar star who picks his nose and watches "Jump"!"
Lao Tzu just wants you bachelors who sit and talk without backache to know the pain of raising children!
When I was questioned like this yesterday, the roar of my best friend was simply sad and tearful for those who heard it.
Is it really so hard? There is a limit to how naughty a child is, just a five-year-old child, and besides, he is still the son of this kind of stupid, and the son born of a stupid person is of course a little stupid.
...... However, it's a little fool who hasn't inherited the bloodline of the martial gods of the Dragon God family.
"It's a bit of a hassle...... Could it be a stupid guy who laughs on the surface but actually has an inferiority complex in his heart?In this case, oh ......" A carp jumped up in the silver hour, "Could this be the original intention of Zhi and Lin Yi?" They saw the soul of Uncle Ben's senior dad hidden under the decadent appearance, and wanted me to enlighten this confused little fool?"
"This is simply too easy!" Sakata Gintoki seemed to be caught in his own world, walking around the room, "If you don't have martial arts talent, it's good to be an ordinary person, such as a scientist, a politician, a gourmet, an entrepreneur......"
He pulled out several suspicious and non-suspicious books such as "Cultivating Children's Interests", "Enlightenment", and "Life Winners Grab from the Doll: Your Child Needs a Lock, Four Keys, and Amnesia": "I have a hunch that in two weeks I will become one of Japan's top early childhood education experts......
Just as Mr. Sakata was immersed in the beautiful picture of the future, the phone rang.
"Hey, this is Mr. Sakata, a future early childhood education expert......"
"Silver, there's a kid looking for you, come down and pick it up. The voice of the mother-in-law sounded in the microphone, and there was a faint trouble, "I said, you guy won't ......"
"Kids, wait......" Gintoki darkened, slowly turned his head, and looked at the clock on the wall.
Half past nine.
The appointment was nine o'clock, and Yinshi went to the dragon god's house to pick up the eldest son.
"Is it already this time!" Gintoki jumped up, quickly put on his pants, rushed to the front of the closet like a whirlwind, put on the silver suit that was only worn on formal occasions, arranged the tie with the degree and dexterity of a top martial artist, and even combed the natural curl a little, and sprayed perfume, and then hurriedly opened the door and rushed down, " Oops, bad, bad, if you don't have punctuality, your first impression will be bad, so at least you have to redeem it through the first visual impression of Guò, and when the time comes, you must apologize very solemnly, and be sure to give the other party the feeling of 'Uncle Gintoki is a reliable adult who has the courage to admit mistakes', come on!"
Yinshi rushed to the landlord's house in Dengshizhuang with a dragon's momentum, and in the living room, Dengshi's mother-in-law made tea and asked the little boy opposite with a soft face.
A very beautiful child?
It may be described that he has a very quiet pair of eyes, and he is surprisingly quiet and steady compared to those playful and curious children of his age, and he occasionally looks around, but his gaze is serious and purposeful, not so much looking as observation, making observations in order to understand something that interests him.
"Silver, you're here. The mother-in-law beckoned to Yinshi, "This kid is very defensive, and he still refuses to tell me what his name is, he just said, you didn't pick him up, he had to come to you, and he said......"
"My mother said that she had something to leave and asked me to live with Uncle Yinshi, and said that Uncle Yinshi would come to pick me up, and then left. But Uncle Yinshi didn't come, so he followed the note left by his mother and found here, are you Uncle Yinshi?" The beautiful little boy stood up and bowed politely to Yinshi, his voice was very soft and childlike, "Excuse me, Uncle Yinshi, I'm sorry to trouble you uninvited, would you like to take me in......?"
"Every one of these words is true, but why do you put it together, I always feel a little wrong......" Gintoki's expression was a little strange, he touched his head and smiled, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong, so ......"
He suddenly felt a murderous aura.
Turning her head, she saw that her mother-in-law's face was so gloomy that she looked like she was about to drip water.
"Silver Hour...... You're twenty-seven years old, how can you do such a chaotic thing?Who is the child's mother?Why don't you live with her?This child is ...... again" The mother-in-law took a deep breath and took out her mobile phone, "No, I have to call the police......"
"Hey, mother-in-law, stop it!" shouted Yinshi, "Don't get me wrong!
After some explanations, the mother-in-law of Dengshi understood.
Xiao Zhengtai, who was a child, looked a little uneasy, and said softly: "May I ask what I said wrong?"
The mother-in-law who made a joke smiled and comforted her, as for Yinshi...... The natural roll, who had been a bad seed since childhood, stared thoughtfully at the little boy, and the bad guy's instinct told him that the child was deliberate.
It's revenge for their own unpunctuality.
The boy named Ryujin Makoto noticed Gintoki's gaze and returned with an innocent smile.
Ginshi suddenly felt some toothache.
He had a hunch that the road to being an expert in early childhood education might be a bit difficult......
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ps: Ah, let's talk about Kabbalah, oh, that's the declaration of war against the entire fandom by the author of "No Problem with My Youth Love Story...... Well, a friend told me about this, and after I read it, I only had a faint sadness in my heart...... I don't feel anything.,I'm already in the state of a world-class person.,I'm not in the mood to care about this kind of thing.,But there's one thing that I care about.。 Back then, I took myself as an example.,Summed up the harvest of the year.,With a self-deprecating tone, I said something to writers similar to me.,As a result, a group of inexplicable sour goods were infinitely on the line.,All kinds of smears and sarcasm.,Chasing Lao Tzu for an unknown number of days.,I can't wait to nail me to the shame pillar of the same area and even the "house circle".,These great husbands' full love for the same people really makes me feel ashamed of the undisciplined little street of the circle readers.,There is really a kind of "those who offend me will be punished even if they are far away" The sense of bull fork,Even I, who don't know if they will be regarded as "traitors and scum in the same area", feel honored.,I think it's great to have such a group of lovely people guarding the same area.,But now?
Hey, hey, hey, I was just laughing at myself, and I was very targeted at a handful of writers who wanted to write something original like me, and I was set on fire by the sons and daughters of heroes from all walks of life, Kabbalah, this guy is worse than me, he laughed at it! He pointed at your nose and scolded your mother! I'm almost squatting on your head and, uncles, heroes, and fanfic Xiaolangjun, where is the energy that surrounded me back then? Don't you protect the glory of the fandom area? Defend the sacred right of the writers, eunuchs, and eunuchs to be blind and not allowed to be blamed and ridiculed by anyone!
Interesting, really interesting.
Ah, I'm serious.,Although the pit tree is my friend.,But if you who love the doujin zone so much want to beat this psychotic who dares to fool the whole doujin zone on the ground.,I'm going to abandon my previous suspicions.,Wave the flag for you.,Watch you protect the doujin zone you love so much.。
Come on, folks, and let me, who used to be the main character, sit in the audience and watch the colosseum take a look.
The codeword went.
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