After parking the car in the garage, Li Xiao let out a depressed sigh. Damn! Li Xiao felt a little headache at the thought of the old ghost's expression when he knew that he had brought this little pepper to his home. But what can be done? If he is really tricked by this little goblin and sent to the bureau, he will be the second joke after Zhang Biao was beaten out of the door with a mop.

It's not that the brothers are incompetent, it's really that the little goblin is too cunning! Li Xiao sighed secretly, shook his head and walked towards the house.

Chu Xiaoqian's pitiful voice sounded behind him: "Brother Li, why don't you even help me carry the box?

Li Xiao turned around indifferently, lifted the box, and said expressionlessly: "Sister Xiaoqian, I'm home, come with me!"

Now that Li Xiao has served this little goblin, when he walked all the way back just now, he still didn't feel at ease with the little cleverness of this little goblin. But Li Xiao soon realized that he was wrong, a man really shouldn't argue with a woman about anything, especially a girl younger than you. Anyway, when you ignore it, you will definitely be sprayed with saliva in your face, and if you are reasonable, then ...... There must be saliva all over the place. So now Li Xiao has made up his mind to only work and be unreasonable, and see how many tricks you little goblin can make.

An aunt in her fifties was cleaning in Li Xiao's living room. She was a part-time worker sent by the housekeeping center to help Li Xiao clean up the room regularly. Seeing Li Xiao walking in with a suitcase, Aunt Cleaning hurriedly stopped what she was doing and called out respectfully: "Mr. Li!"

Before Li Xiao could squeak, Chu Xiaoqian behind him rushed up in two steps, bowed respectfully to Aunt Cleaning, and said, "This must be the sister-in-law." Hello, I am Mr. Li's distant cousin, just call me Xiaoqian. ”

Li Xiao's eyes were about to bulge. This little goblin is also too ruthless, and this kind of trick is used.

The cleaning aunt was stunned for a moment, shook her hands in fright, and said continuously: "Little, small, miss, you misunderstood, I just came to help Mr. Li clean the room." ”

"Ouch, sister-in-law, don't be embarrassed! That Aunt Liu said the same thing last time, and in the end, it wasn't my cousin who was ...... Ahem, don't mention that time, my sister-in-law is much younger than that Aunt Liu! No wonder my eldest brother likes you. My eldest brother just likes to be your age, and we all know it! There's nothing wrong with that! Although he is a flowery person, he is not a bad person, and he will never treat the people he likes badly......"

Before Chu Xiaoqian's words were finished, Li Xiao said coldly: "Sister Xiaoqian, your eldest brother and I have no other skills, just this hobby, don't you go around preaching it, okay?" Li Xiao also let it go, anyway, he doesn't have any image, just a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water! Don't you like to hurt people? We don't have other skills, that is, our skin is thick enough, if you want to lose it, let you lose enough, just with this skin, disgusting will also disgust you a girl to death.

"Ouch, you guys...... It's really ......" The stunned cleaning aunt was stunned for a few seconds, turned her round old face red, lifted the mop and bucket, and fled.

"Brother Li, I just said it casually, I didn't expect you to really have this kind of relationship. I'm sorry to scare your girlfriend away. Chu Xiaoqian looked around, rolled her eyes a few times, frowned a pair of eyebrows, and said to herself: "There are so many rooms! Brother Li, which room do you think I live in?"

Li Xiao rolled his eyes and said: "Sister Xiaoqian, don't pretend, where will you listen to me? ”

"Why do you say that? Brother Li, are you angry again?" Chu Xiaoqian pouted: "This is your house!

"Okay, let's stay in the utility room!"

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Li Xiao sat on the sofa in the hall downstairs, smoking a cigarette with a blank face.

"Whew!" a pile of gas suits and hangers flew down from the second floor and landed on his head.

Li Xiao pulled his clothes aside with his hands and continued to smoke.

Quilts, sheets, pillows...... Flying down from the second floor like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers, and landed on the ground, Li Xiao didn't move, as if he hadn't seen it.

Chu Xiaoqian "respected" his opinion very much, and had no opinion at all about arranging for her to live in the utility room, and said that she was angry with her sister-in-law, sorting out her luggage, cleaning the room, and of course she was embarrassed to trouble the "big brother" anymore!

Although Li Xiao felt that his bedroom didn't look like a utility room no matter how much he looked at it, since his "cousin" thought that it should be a utility room, then a utility room! Li Xiao thought that instead of jumping and arguing with this very reasonable and cheap cousin, it was better to let her toss. Good men don't fight with women, look at how strong you are, and you have the ability to tear down the house!

Li Xiao was ruthless, and the strength of the dead pig came up again, so he simply ignored it. For "people" like him, sleep is dispensable, and his bedroom is just a decoration, most of the time, he is in the basement, hanging out with the old ghost Xiaoshan.

A small rag doll fell from the upper floor, and then a chair flew down and pressed exactly against the doll's body.

Li Xiao's eyes moved, he glanced at it indifferently, then turned around, and suddenly jumped up like a burning buttocks. He turned his head and saw Chu Xiaoqian walking into the room again, and hurriedly pulled out the rag doll under the chair, and whispered angrily: "Why don't you stay in the basement well, what are you running up for?"

The rag doll flashed all over its body, revealing the original form of a small hill, and it blinked innocently, and asked in wonder, "Why do you stay in the basement, I don't usually come up like this?" The old ghost guy is reading, and the basement floor is not as comfortable as your bed. Hey, why is this cleaning aunt so rude today. Hill turned his head and looked at the mess in bewilderment.

"Don't be rude, this aunt is simply not human. It's a long story, go back to the basement, don't come up just yet. By the way, I'm afraid I won't have time to get down there today, you tell the old guy and let him lay out one or two small formations outside the gate when the time is right. By the way, tell him to be careful during this time, we have guests in our family who are going to stay for a while. Li Xiao whispered, stopped when he heard the sound from the second floor, hurriedly jumped back on the sofa and sat down, stuffed the hill under his buttocks, and hid it.

"Brother Li, who are you talking to?" Chu Xiaoqian's head poked out from the door of the second floor and said, "Is the sister-in-law back again?"

Li Xiao leaned back and took advantage of the situation to press the hill behind his buttocks, and then covered his crotch with both hands, it turned out that the hill was pressed uncomfortably, twisting around behind him, and the tail just stretched out from this position. Li Xiao grabbed Xiaoshan's tail with both hands and said, "You have a problem with your ears, right? Who can I talk to?"

Chu Xiaoqian stared at Li Xiao strangely, but saw that his body arched one by one, as if he was sitting on a constantly inflated air cushion, and couldn't help but snort, this guy must be weird! Thinking like this, the eldest lady was wearing a pair of slippers and ran down.

Li Xiao secretly complained, only while moving his buttocks, signaling Xiao Shan Zhen not to move, while tightly grasping the small tail exposed by Xiao Shan. Chu Xiaoqian walked up to Li Xiao, tilted her head and looked him up and down, and suddenly exclaimed, "Oops, you're on fire." ”

It turned out that Li Xiao hurriedly covered his crotch, and the cigarette butt clamped on his finger fell at the position of the zipper, he was wearing a pair of thick body pants, which happened to be the thickest part of the whole pants structure, and a small hole had been burned on it, and a trace of green smoke was rising, but he didn't notice it.

Li Xiao looked down, and his heart suddenly became anxious, the cigarette butt fell next to his hand, but he was holding a small tail of the mountain in his hand, which could never be let go. Seeing that the hole was getting bigger and bigger, the cigarette butt was about to fall into his pants. Although this little cigarette butt didn't burn him, it couldn't be ignored by watching the cigarette butt fall on this important part, right? If so, it would be strange for Chu Xiaoqian not to see him as a monster.

Li Xiao was still in a hurry, Chu Xiaoqian had already started to act, she turned around twice like a headless fly, and found that she couldn't find a suitable guy, so she was in a hurry, and suddenly lifted one foot and stepped on the cigarette butt hard. She was also dizzy, just thinking about putting out the fire, where else to think about in a hurry? Li Xiao was caught off guard, and before she understood what was going on, Chu Xiaoqian had already stepped out like the wind, and between his legs, she was fiercely kicked a few times, and the force was so great that he couldn't help but lean forward and close together.

"Hey, hey, Chu Xiaoqian, stop it! Look at it, what does this look like?"

Chu Xiaoqian, who was burying her head in her head and stepping on it, stopped when she heard this, poor Li Xiao hunched her waist, covered the stall, and there was a clear shoe print on the back of her hand. Chu Xiaoqian didn't know whether to wash the floor or wipe the table on the top of the room, making the two slippers wet. But because of this, the fire extinguishing effect was good, and the cigarette butt had been flattened to Li Xiao's pants, and between Li Xiao's legs, it was also wet.

"Ah!" Chu Xiaoqian exclaimed, only then did she remember that it was a big living person who was on fire, and she couldn't step on it like this. She looked at Li Xiao and then at the "fire scene", her face suddenly turned red, and she stammered: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I ...... Didn't I step on you, did I? Hey, what are you holding in your hand?"

Chu Xiaoqian said in her mouth, and suddenly she was stunned, she stared at Li Xiao in disbelief, stunned for a long time, and suddenly let out an earth-shattering scream: "Perverted!" While screaming, the wind rushed up to the bedroom on the second floor, and the door slammed shut with a "bang".

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