Perverted? Li Xiao was almost so angry that he vomited blood, you are a girl, and you kicked my little brother desperately, and someone else would have entered the palace earlier. I don't care about you, forget it, and after kicking it, you still call me a pervert!

Li Xiao thought indignantly, looked down and was stunned. He clutched Xiaoshan's tail tightly, and although he couldn't see what he was holding, even a fool could see that he was holding a strip of object in his hand, and his two hands were just in an inappropriate position, plus Xiaoshan had just arched under his ass...... Li Xiao looked at his clenched hands blankly, to be honest, at this time, even he felt that he was very perverted.

This time, I really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away. Li Xiao has always been a little confident in the thickness of his face, and at this time he couldn't help but blush, he shook his hand and pulled Xiaoshan out from behind his buttocks, and when he saw that Xiaoshan was still talking, he hurriedly raised a finger, made a silent gesture, and said in a low voice: "Don't say anything, you go back to the basement quickly, remember to tell the old ghost that there are guests who come to live here, you two should also be careful, don't come up again, you know? I'll look for you later, go quickly." ”

Xiaoshan looked at a few clear footprints on Li Xiao's crotch, then looked at Li Xiao's red face, nodded, and walked away with a stomach full of questions. Although the three of them usually fight and make trouble, they are never ambiguous in business, Xiaoshan saw that Li Xiao's expression did not seem to be joking, although he was full of questions, he didn't ask more.

Walking away the hill, Li Xiao touched his hot face, and it took a while to come back to his senses. Looking upstairs in the bedroom, the door was still tightly closed, and I didn't know what my cousin was doing hiding in the room. This eccentric eldest lady was also frightened, I don't know if she will be jealous of his perverted cousin from now on? Li Xiao thought angrily, feeling that his face was feverish, and at the same time, he couldn't help but have a hint of evil anger.

The eldest lady is not afraid of heaven and earth, I don't believe that you are a girl who is not even afraid of a perverted pervert! Don't you give me the truth in the future? Thinking of this, Li Xiao suddenly felt that it didn't matter if he wore this perverted pervert's hat, and the depression in his heart dissipated most of it, and his waist involuntarily straightened up.

While he was thinking wildly, a man walked in from outside the door dripping with water, and said aloud: "Amitabha!

As soon as he heard this voice, Li Xiao knew that Tai Sui Zhenren, who was specially hugging unevenness, had arrived, and his straight waist bent involuntarily. Why did he forget that he still had this living treasure at home? It was troublesome enough to have a little devil, and if he added this old living treasure, would he still let people live? This guy has no other ability, and making a mess of a good thing is his forte.

Tai Suizi didn't have a bag on his head this time, and the shape of his nose was normal, but one side of his face was a little blue, and his bun was slightly crooked to the side, and his two long eyebrows were wet with water, like two lines of snot on his face, which looked extremely funny. Probably this time he used the escape technique to show his disdain for the old ghost "ghost hitting the wall", looking at his appearance, Li Xiao estimated that he should be "slightly biased" this time and escaped to the swimming pool outside.

Damn, why didn't you drown him to death? Li Xiao thought viciously, and said with a sad face: "Didn't you always say that you should concentrate on studying the Dao Fa and not pay attention to idle things? What are you running up for?"

"Amitabha, good, good!" Tai Suizi stared at Li Xiao's crotch, and the dust in his hand was habitually flicked, and with a brush, Li Xiao suddenly had a drop of water on his face.

"I heard Xiaoshan say just now that there was a cleaning aunt who pressed you on the sofa and beat you to the point where you couldn't fight back, but is there such a thing?"

Li Xiao suddenly had a black line on his head, and was pressed on the sofa by an aunt who was engaged in cleaning. If this word gets out, will he still use it? He wiped a handful of water drops from his face, and was about to speak. But although Tai Suizi was in a questioning tone, he didn't mean to ask him to answer, as soon as he finished speaking, he bent down, carefully observed the shoe prints on Li Xiao's pants, and nodded cautiously while observing, and said: "Although your skills are far from mine, it is not easy for ordinary people to attack you, but now here...... Well, one, two, three, four, a total of four kicks, and all of them were concentrated in such vital parts. This woman's skills are not simple!"

Tai Suizi said, straightened up, brushed, and habitually waved the dust, and Li Xiao's face that had just been wiped wet again.

Li Xiao wiped his face helplessly, staring at the dust in Tai Suizi's hand, and said weakly: "Xiaoshan is not clear about the situation, guessing randomly, how can there be any cleaning aunt? That's the sister of a good friend of mine, she just came to borrow from me." Just joking with me, how can any woman beat me? It's really nothing, you better go to the poop!"

"Are you kidding?" can my good friend's sister kick people casually when she jokes? And it's not easy to kick somewhere, so she chooses this position to kick. Tai Suizi pursed his mouth and said solemnly: "Li Tanyue, do you have anything unspeakable? Don't have any worries, just speak bluntly, Poor Dao will definitely seek justice for you." ”

Li Xiao looked at Tai Suizi speechlessly, this old guy was so completely funny that he had nothing to say, he even ran away and stumbled, and he was so enthusiastic that he took care of other people's affairs all day long, why couldn't this old man be at ease?

Li Xiao was helpless, the door of the bedroom on the second floor opened, Chu Xiaoqian's head poked out, and when she saw Tai Suizi talking to Li Xiao, she sighed and walked over curiously.

Li Xiao's bedroom is also connected to the bathroom, he just wondered why this little devil hasn't come down for so long, it turns out that he took a bath inside. After bathing, Chu Xiaoqian changed into a black casual denim suit, the whole person was refreshing, petite and cute. What's even worse is that without the messy cosmetics on her face, Chu Buqian immediately turned into a bright-eyed, beautiful little beauty, similar to the previous appearance of a strange dress, and the strong contrast made Li Xiao can't help but quietly squint his eyes.

Tai Sui Zishang saw Chu Xiaoqian walking out, he was slightly surprised at first, and then his eyes lit up, and he greeted him with a smile, and shook the dust with his hand. Li Xiao, who was in a daze, only felt a chill on his face, and was thrown by the water droplets on his face.

"Li Tanyue, this girl has a clear bone and a deep fortune, who is she?"

"She is the cleaning aunt you just mentioned, her name is Chu Xiaoqian. Sister Xiaoqian, this old man is a Taoist senior, and the Taoist name is Taisui Zhenren. Li Xiao wiped the drops on his face in annoyance, and weakly introduced the old and the young. While estimating whether he should take the dust off Tai Suizi's hand, and then let this old guy shake this thing around, he will soon become a soup chicken.

"Hey, he's really a Taoist priest, just like on TV, hehe...... What age is it, and there is still such a thing?" Chu Xiaoqian circled around Tai Suizi twice, looked at Tai Suizi, and looked out strangely, her eyes were very strange. It's no wonder that a guy who walks in from outside on a sunny day looks like he has just been fished out of the water, and anyone else will definitely find it strange.

"Amitabha, good, good!" Tai Suizi straightened his waist, flicked the dust lightly on his shoulder, and Li Xiao, who had been staring at the dust in his hand, hurriedly jumped, and finally avoided the oncoming droplets of water.

"The poor road is not a thing, the poor road is the famous one, the righteous path is admired by the people, and the demons and monsters are avoided. Tai Suizi made a mockery and said: "Little girl, I see that you are born blessed and have a great immortal fate, it is better to worship under the poor Dao sect, with the girl's qualifications, shatter the void, and feather and ascend to immortal should be just around the corner!"

Tai Suizi raised his head and held his chest high, with an expression of a proud worldly master on his face, but unfortunately his appearance of a soup chicken was too far from the legendary master, especially the long eyebrows on his face were wet, like two snots on his face, which looked even more funny. Chu Xiaoqian burst out laughing out loud all of a sudden, and said with a grin: "Dao Chief, what kind of spell are you casting?

"The poor road saw that the sky was dry and dry, and it was a whim, so he performed a rainfall technique......"

Li Xiao was completely speechless. I knew that this thing could be blown, but I never thought that it would be so unsound! If the so-called rainfall technique can only be used to pour oneself, it is better to buy a bucket to learn the Tao technique!

"Although this rain technique is relatively difficult to perform, it is not a profound technique. As for the advanced techniques, the poor Dao Gong Shen is naturally easy to come by, female Tanyue, please take a look......"

Li Xiao was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull Tai Suizi aside, and said, "Come here from the seniors, the juniors have something important to tell the seniors." ”

"What's the matter with Li Tanyue?"

Li Xiao glanced at Chu Xiaoqian, who had pricked up her ears and looked like she was eavesdropping, and said in a low voice: "Does the senior want to use the escape technique to open the eyes of this girl?"

That's exactly what I mean. Tai Suizi nodded and said: "This girl has a great fairy fate, and the old man intends to take her into the door, but if she wants to be willing to worship me as a teacher, the old man still needs to use means to make her heart broken." ”

When Li Xiao heard this, he felt bitter in his mouth, and frowned: "The cultivation of the seniors is too profound, and the escape technique comes and goes like electricity, in case you accidentally bump into someone...... Where is the flesh and blood of ordinary people in this world worthy of your old man's bump? Even if you don't bump into people, it's not good to bump into flowers and plants!"

"That's right. Tai Suizi nodded, then frowned, and said: "By the way, in addition to this escape technique, the old man also has another profound technique, female Tanyue, please take a look!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Tai Suizi stepped out and stood in the middle of the hall. Li Xiao stretched out his hand and didn't have time to hold him, his heart was so angry that he jumped to his feet, Tai Suizi had already shaken off the dust, pinched a finger, and recited the incantation in a decent manner.

At this time, the electric bell outside the door also rang.

Li Xiao was watching Tai Suizi cast spells with fear, where could he still care about answering the door? He had seen a lot of Tai Suizi's "Tan Yue, please see", this old thing with a mouth full of running trains didn't make chickens and dogs jump when he cast spells. Usually there is nothing, but now with Chu Xiaoqian on the side, the situation is a bit dangerous. Chu Xiaoqian is just an ordinary person after all, if Tai Suizi's spell is "slightly biased", the delicate Miss Chu is likely to die. Li Xiao asked the eighteenth generation of Tai Suizi's ancestors in his heart, and quietly approached Chu Xiaoqian's side, secretly making up his mind in his heart, as long as the momentum was a little wrong, he would immediately ignore the thirty-seven twenty-one, and first volley this old scourge out of the door.

A faint red light emerged from Tai Suizi's body, and the wet clothes on his body were illuminated by the red light, and a trace of steaming mist immediately appeared.

"Nu Tanyue, please see, this is the secret 'art of leaving the fire' that our sect has not passed on. The red light on the old man's body is the fire condensed by the true essence of Taoism, which can be extinguished when it encounters oil and can be burned when it encounters water. Hehe...... The old man's cultivation is good, is the girl convinced?"

Tai Suizi originally had white beards and white eyebrows, and as soon as the water vapor on his body was evaporated, he immediately had to fly and his clothes fluttered. Coupled with the red light on his body, the soup chicken that was obscene with wolf bèi a moment ago immediately turned into a worldly master with a fairy wind.

"Ahh

As soon as the words fell, only a soft sound of "Peng" was heard, and Tai Suizi's body suddenly burst into flames, and a Taoist robe turned into ashes in response.

Li Xiao's jaw almost fell to the ground.

In the blazing firelight, the worldly master of the Dao Bone Immortal Wind a moment ago was now standing in front of him like a bare chicken that had lost its hair, not only a body of ribs was exposed, but even the indecent things in a certain part were looming in the firelight. However, the dust whisk in Tai Suizi's hand seemed to be a magic weapon that was not easy to destruct, although the clothes on his body were burned to the ground, this whisk was not damaged at all.

Chu Xiaoqian let out an exclamation and covered her eyes tightly.

"Oops...... Slightly biased, ashamed, ashamed. ”

Tai Suizi's "bias" this time was obviously that he failed to control the fire, and there was still a mistake in using this fire technique. But fortunately, the fire he ignited with his spell obviously couldn't hurt himself, and he muttered "ashamed" in embarrassment, and Tai Suizi hurriedly shook off the dust and covered the parts below.

The space in the hall was slightly distorted, and four Interpol policemen, including Merton and Wright, happened to appear beside Li Xiao at this time. The four of them rang the doorbell outside for a long time but there was no response, and Merton waited impatiently, so he directly cast his ability and moved in with a few of his men. As soon as I came in, I saw the "living color" scene in front of me.

Several Interpol officers were stunned at the same time, and after a little distraction, the eyes of several people turned to the part that Tai Suizi covered with dust.

"Oh, MyGod!" Powell exclaimed, muttering, "What a long hair!"

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