Chapter 60: Shemale Noodle Soup

Xiaoshi nodded, comforted Feng Chenyu and said: Don't care too much about yourself, you can't do it now, everyone has a journey, even Zhao Lingwu didn't dare to say that he could do it the first time without spilling a drop of water.

"The first time I did it, I didn't spill a drop of water," Zhao Lingwu said as she suddenly appeared behind her like a ghost.

Feng Chenyu and the laughing lion were taken aback, and Feng Chenyu said with a bad face: "Senior sister, can you not always suddenly appear behind you, it will scare people to death." ”

Zhao Lingwu said embarrassedly: "I'll pay more attention next time, by the way, I'm here to tell you that the canteen master is sick, and you can find a way to solve the problem of eating by yourself." ”。

Feng Chenyu said with a strange face: Then let's go there to eat, I'm hungry to death now, by the way, can you cook? After speaking, he looked at Zhao Lingwu and Xiaoshi.

The laughing lion shook his head, but Zhao Lingwu was very strange, nodding and shaking his head for a while.

Feng Chenyu couldn't see why, so he asked Zhao Lingwu with some doubts: "Senior sister, do you know how to cook?"

Zhao Lingwu said: "It will be a little bit. But it probably doesn't taste very good."

Feng Chenyu didn't dislike it, so he said indifferently: "I'm hungry now, just eat some casually, I'm not a picky eater." ”

Zhao Lingwu nodded and said: "Okay, you stay at the laughing lion first, I'll go back to the room to change clothes and then cook for you, and ask you to eat directly when you cook, by the way, you can eat the laughing lion or not." ”

The laughing lion said innocently: "Another day, I still have a little food in my room, and after eating, I will try your craft another day."

Zhao Lingwu didn't force it after hearing this, so she nodded and started to walk towards the room, while Feng Chenyu followed the laughing lion back to her room.

After returning to the room, Feng Chenyu found that the laughing lion was a little mysterious, and when Feng Chenyu made the bed, the laughing lion closed all the doors and curtains in the room and made it very tight.

Feng Chenyu saw the strange behavior of the laughing lion, and couldn't help but ask, "Big brother, what are you doing?"

I saw that after the laughing lion pulled all the doors, he took out a very delicate small box from under his bed, this small box was actually made of purple wood, and it was inlaid with gold and silver.

The laughing lion put the mysterious little box on the table, and said a little mysteriously: Senior brother, I will only share this secret with you today, don't talk about it.

Feng Chenyu saw that the laughing lion was so mysterious, and thought that he was probably going to show him some big secret, so he said trustingly: "Big brother, don't worry, will my Feng Chenyu be the kind of person with a big mouth?"

The laughing lion nodded, and then said, "Now I'll let you see the goods I have treasured, this treasure is very precious." After speaking, the laughing lion carefully opened the small box.

Feng Chenyu's eyes stared at the contents of the box, and he couldn't help but guess about that thing, looking at the delicate box, Feng Chenyu guessed what the contents were. Could it be a martial arts cheat, a secret weapon of the Tang Sect, a gold bar, or a huge check, or a peerless elixir, such as thousand-year-old ginseng and century-old Ganoderma lucidum, it is said that if you eat it, you may live forever.

Finally, after the dazzling light was unraveled, a mysterious thing came into being, and this thing actually was

After Feng Chenyu saw the things inside, his jaw was about to fall, and his eyes were in a state of dazedness, which was a very, very surprised feeling.

Do you know what Feng Chenyu saw? What Feng Chenyu saw was actually a pack of "instant noodles"

Feng Chenyu looked at the instant noodles, looked left and right, and no matter how he looked at it, it was not a peerless treasure, so he pointed at the instant noodles with trembling fingers and said, "Big brother, this is the surprise you told me." ”

The laughing lion shook his head and said again: "This is not an ordinary instant noodle."

Isn't it ordinary instant noodles? Feng Chenyu couldn't help but think crankily again, could it be that the instant noodle bag was just a disguise, could it be that the inside was a peerless treasure, or maybe the instant noodles themselves were made of an elixir?

I saw the laughing lion pretending to be mysterious, beside the dark bedside, with this mysterious atmosphere, the laughing lion said word by word: "This instant noodle is not an ordinary instant noodle, this instant noodle is an instant noodle imported from abroad, it was brought from Singapore in the early years, the taste is the best "Tom Yum Gong soup" flavor, this instant noodle is my biggest secret, today I plan to share this instant noodle with you." ”

Feng Chenyu trembled again and pointed at the laughing lion and said, "What are you doing, you called me here just to eat instant noodles with me?"

The laughing lion looked at Feng Chenyu's whole body trembling and thought that he was moved, but he knew that this was the time when Feng Chenyu was holding back his anger.

I saw the laughing lion say affirmatively: "Of course,"

Feng Chenyu almost spewed blood arrows from the sky after hearing this, a little helpless, and a little speechless and said: "Big brother, didn't you just ask me to eat instant noodles, don't you have to be so mysterious?"

The laughing lion stared at the pair of bull's eyes bigger than the copper bell and said: "Don't you know that this instant noodle is a good thing, in our temple, instant noodles are delicious in the world, I called you here because we have the best relationship, so I want to taste this instant noodle with you." ”

Feng Chenyu looked at the serious expression of the laughing lion, and he couldn't say anything, so he motioned for the laughing lion to start making noodles.

The laughing lion slowly opened the bag of instant noodles, opened it again and again and said: "This flavor is my favorite Thai tom yum soup, I once had the privilege of tasting Thai tom yum soup, the taste is simply unforgettable, the sour and spicy taste brings me a cool and refreshing feeling, it can be said to be the best soup I have ever tasted." ”

After Feng Chenyu heard the words of the laughing lion, he seemed to remember in his memory that he had drunk soup with a woman, and that soup was "Tom Yum Gong Soup" Although Feng Chenyu couldn't remember who that woman was, but he remembered the bowl of soup very clearly, it was very delicious, and it did give people a cool and refreshing feeling, as if a person was running silently in the sunset, which reminded Feng Chenyu of his lost youth.

So the above two people began to look forward to the taste of this instant noodle, and after the laughing lion took out the instant noodles, there was only a powder packet and a piece of instant noodles and a plastic fork. Is this really okay?

In fact, the standard configuration of instant noodles in the world is only wrapped in powder, and only our Celestial Empire will have a conscience to configure the sauce pack, not to mention that a sauerkraut beef noodle actually comes with a sauerkraut bun, and my Great Celestial Empire is worthy of being the conscience of the instant noodle industry!!!!!!

So the laughing lion began to soak an instant noodle in a bowl, put boiling water and wait for a while.

Five minutes is the golden time for instant noodles, when Feng Chenyu uncovered the mat on it, when he smelled my God, this smell was like the magic soup boiled out by an old witch in the Black Forest, Feng Chenyu looked at the color, the was yellow and the was yellow, as if it was a chemical additive.

However, Feng Chenyu looked at the laughing lion with no expression, and he didn't know what to say, when the laughing lion sprinkled those artificial chili powders.

Relying on Feng Chenyu, he now feels that this instant noodle can summon a Thai shemale.

Feng Chenyu took out a small spoon and scooped out a mouthful of soup and put it in his mouth.

"My God", Feng Chenyu originally thought that this instant noodle could bring him a cool and refreshing feeling, but he didn't expect this instant noodle to shoot Feng Chenyu to the Sahara Desert.