Feng Chenyu couldn't help but scolded: "What about the smell of the tom yum gong? Why is there only a faint sweetness, it is the feeling of fart sweetness, and this taste is not sour and spicy, it is like stewing watermelon and green pepper together, this non-mainstream taste is like revenge on society." ”

The laughing lion was a little surprised, and said, "It's so serious, I'll try, you're definitely making a fuss." ”

The laughing lion didn't believe in evil and also drank the soup, but he didn't spit it out, didn't say it was delicious or unpalatable, and was silent all the time.

Feng Chenyu looked at the laughing lion like this for a while, and suddenly the laughing lion stood up violently, poured the instant noodles into the trash can at once, and then took out a Taishan cigarette from behind the pillow, looked at the sky again at forty-five angles, and said melancholy: "Fortunately, I am not a Thai Yankee, if I know that the famous dishes of my motherland are made like this, I guess I can't wait to use the plastic fork of the instant noodle belt to judge myself." ”

Feng Chenyu touched his belly pitifully and said, "Then what should we do, I'm so hungry"

The laughing lion seemed to have learned Zhao Ling's words, and said, "Don't worry, play with him."

Feng Chenyu was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, and he was not in the mood to joke, so he said weakly: "Who are you playing with?

The laughing lion shook his head and said, "It's just a joke for you, the purpose is to liven up the atmosphere, isn't Zhao Lingwu still cooking, wait"

Feng Chenyu had some doubts and said, "Is Zhao Lingwu's cooking delicious?"

The laughing lion shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know what to say, anyway, I haven't heard of him cooking."

Feng Chenyu said a little indifferently: "As long as it's better than that "shemale soup", I'm willing to eat anything." ”

The laughing lion said with a bad face: "Indeed, I don't know why, I really want to kill the person who sells that instant noodles now, and I dare to be embarrassed to sell such an unpalatable thing, and the taste is really terrifying, the terrorists should use that soup to attack the Pentagon in the United States, I promise that the Pentagon will resign tomorrow." ”

Feng Chenyu also said approvingly: "It makes sense, it makes sense, and the most terrible thing is that this instant noodles have brought a shadow to my heart, and I swear that I will not eat any instant noodles in the future."

So the two of them began to work together to curse the instant noodle seller.

After a while, the door was opened, and I saw Zhao Lingwu's face like a child playing with mud, dirty, and the white hair was actually half blackened, which was simply the non-mainstream of the new era.

I saw Zhao Lingwu and said boldly: "Let's go, you two, this woman made you delicious food today, it must be delicious." ”

Feng Chenyu didn't know why, he had an ominous premonition when he saw Zhao Lingwu's blackened hair, so the two of them walked into the room where Zhao Lingwu was cooking, looking at the smoked room, the messy kitchen, and the messy chopsticks, Feng Chenyu couldn't help but have this feeling of entering the dark cooking world.

I saw Feng Chenyu and Xiaoshi sitting stiffly in their respective seats, and Zhao Lingwu went to the kitchen to serve food with interest.

After a while, Zhao Lingwu brought two bowls over, Feng Chenyu saw that it was noodles, and couldn't help but remind him of the Thai ladyboy soup he ate not long ago, Feng Chenyu looked at the black noodle soup inside, as if it gave people a feeling of gutter oil, but Feng Chenyu knew that it was not right to only look at the surface, just like stinky tofu, if you look at it from the outside, there will definitely be many people who will despise him and discriminate against him, but many people began to change their minds after eating it.

Indeed, food can't be judged by appearance, if you go on a blind date, the object is ugly, then you will definitely hide away, but who knows how beautiful this woman is inside, just like Zhuge Liang marrying a wife, the appearance is not good-looking, but everything is colorful inside.

Therefore, Feng Chenyu also looked forward to the miracle appearance of this dark dish noodle.

So when the tip of Feng Chenyu's tongue gently touched the noodles that were ugly on the outside, but might be pure on the inside, Feng Chenyu suddenly felt that this mouth exploded.

Where is this noodle, it's something more terrifying than the noodle man, this taste is like the noodle man's witchcraft, the slimy noodles with that quirky taste is simply a punk fantasy journey combining magic and machinery, if the taste of the shemale soup just now is revenge on the whole society, Zhao Lingwu's dark cuisine is like revenge on the people of the whole world, anything can happen in the dark cuisine world, but Feng Chenyu can actually eat the feeling of a fantasy novel on a bowl of terrible ground noodles, is this what we call ugly on the outside and pure inside？

"No" After eating the noodles in the dark cooking world made by Zhao Lingwu, you will find that the blind date is not only ugly on the outside, but also that he is also a psychopath, which is simply a ruin.

The laughing lion looked at Feng Chenyu's poor face and suddenly hesitated, only to see Zhao Lingwu next to him and said with some embarrassment: "I'm really sorry, I originally wanted to cook noodles in water, but I found that there was no water, so I started to cook them with oil, I think oil and water are not liquid, so I didn't think about it, by the way, you can see if it's delicious, if it's unpalatable, you can only eat noodles and not drink soup, I won't blame you." ”

Although Zhao Lingwu said so, Feng Chenyu knew that if he said that it was unpalatable, he would probably give him a Kuixing kick fight, so he used all his strength to swallow the soup made by the noodle man made of demonic arts, and then said with a reluctant smile: "Senior sister, it's delicious, it tastes good, big brother, you can also taste it." ”

The laughing lion looked at Feng Chenyu's praise and took a bite in disbelief, and spit out directly with a mouthful, and then kept rolling in the ground and screaming "my stomach" and "my stomach" from time to time, turning over and fainting.

Feng Chenyu couldn't help but sweat when he saw it, and what Feng Chenyu didn't notice was that the corners of the laughing lion's mouth actually turned up slightly.

I saw Zhao Lingwu say a little angrily: "Is it so unpalatable?

Feng Chenyu also said with a clear conscience at this time: "It's delicious, it's delicious." After speaking, sweat began to appear on his face again, Zhao Lingwu nodded and said: Look at your praise for my sake, I will let you eat the share of the laughing lion, Feng Chenyu heard it, and covered his mouth on the ground and said: My mouth, my mouth, it hurts so much, I rolled my eyes and fainted PS: I watched a video on the Internet very **, so I added a little bit to try, yes, I asked you to leave me a message, are they all dead?