Qin Lang, who came out of Shibei Psychiatric Hospital, was in a rather bad mood.

Don't get me wrong, Qin Lang is not a psychopath, neither are his father and his mother, the main reason why he came here is to place a person named 'Huoyun Evil God' inside.

That's right, it's the guy who can hold the bullet between two fingers, utter the famous saying 'The world's martial arts are indestructible, only fast and unbreakable', and finally was down by the palm of the gods.

We have to start at the beginning.

As usual, Qin Lang hurried to Tianyu Media Film and Television Company after school, and when he was on the way, an old beggar on the side of the road reached out and grabbed Qin Lang's arm.

At that moment, Qin Lang's body was stirred for no reason, it was a feeling of being targeted by a wild beast, and he subconsciously broke away from the old beggar's ultra-modernist hand and prepared to slip away.

"Little friend, I see that you have a wonderful skeleton, and you are a unique martial arts wizard...... In the future, the task of maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you. ”

What a familiar opening remarks, if you are reluctant to leave, at least Qin Lang stopped, took out a few yuan from his pocket, and looked at the old man: "Oh, that's the case, how much is a copy ......of the Divine Palm?

The old beggar shook his head mysteriously: "Then what kind of Rulai Divine Palm and Nine Yin True Scripture are all deceiving children, and I am a god - ask, do you want to be a god too?"

"......" Qin Lang stared at the old beggar's dignity for nine and six seconds, and finally held back a sentence: "God, what a good profession, you old man should keep it for yourself, right?"

But a master is a master. The next sentence that the old beggar said made Qin Lang love him for no reason, uh, he worshipped him.

"Your underwear is red, yellow and blue with stripes + cannon pattern on the front + capital letter 'S' pattern on the left + capital letter 'M' pattern on the right + chrysanthemum pattern on the back. ”

As soon as these words came out, there were thousands of waves, up and down the street, the aunts and sisters around the alleys, and the eyes of the old man and the hairy children fell on Qin Lang's body one after another, and Qin Lang's face sprayed (pure exaggeration) blood on his face that was no less powerful than nuclear radiation (this is a pure adjective).

Qin Lang didn't say a word, picked up the old beggar and ran away. The scene and picture can be compared to the wedding robbery scene in a soap opera.

Let's talk about the underwear that Qin Lang is wearing today. In fact, it is really what the old beggar described, of course, Qin Lang is not a pervert, the reason is that he lost a bet with his dead friend the day before yesterday - he had to wear it for three days.

In these three days. Qin Lang was extremely cautious. And confident: no one knows the secret......

Back to business.

After coming to the 'safe' zone. After Qin Lang eased his breath, he asked, "Old man, you, how do you know?"

"I don't have to waste time explaining such simple things. ”

The old beggar picked up the topic. Then his expression changed to stern, and he said slowly:

"You could have been a god, but you had a spring dream at 0.03 seconds before you were born, and the object was the daughter of the great god of Pangu-Pannu, which was not a big deal, but Pannu was already pregnant with your child, so the Hongmeng world held a meeting to discuss a very strict social moral and ethical issue: how to treat a person who should have been a god but has not yet been a god has a child with God when he is about to be born but has not yet been born. ”

As a high school student, Qin Lang didn't dare to say that he was so knowledgeable that he knew everything, but he still understood some physiological common sense - Qin Lang began to wonder if the old beggar in front of him was a tenth-level psychopath, and he just said that the color of his underwear was just a one-in-a-ten coincidence.

"So, now you have three choices: the first option is that you can become a traversal person, and give you a real artifact (ordinary weapons in the Hongmeng realm) + upgrade system (ordinary intelligent computers in the Hongmeng realm), and then you only need to cultivate into a god, remember, at least you have to become a great god of the level of Pangu.

Qin Lang was puzzled: "Why do you want to become a great god of Pangu's level at the very least?"

"Nonsense, you can't beat Pangu, the result is death - you give someone else's daughter ......"

Qin Lang: "......"

"Then, the second choice is: if you can wait for Pannu to give birth to your child, and you really only like her as a goddess, you can become a god in the daytime, and you can marry Pannu as a legal couple in the Hongmeng realm, then Pangu has no right to control you. ”

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, ruling out the possibility of premature birth, you and Pan Nu's child will not be born until three million years later. So, for these three million years, you have to be like a jade...... Since you are a mortal, I mind if you go to be a monk, and it will be enough to reincarnate tens of thousands of times. ”

Qin Lang rolled his eyes, he was a monk for tens of thousands of lifetimes, so it was better to be killed by the Pangu God.

"Finally, the third choice: as long as you do something for the Hongmeng world, when this life is over, you will naturally be made to be a god. ”

Qin Lang turned around expressionlessly: "It's really good, your old man is really powerful, but I haven't picked up my earwax yet, 886." But the old beggar took his hand again: "What I said is true, more true than real gold." ”

The old beggar's hand was suddenly retracted, and the old man had a satisfied smile on his face: "Haha, it's easy to save trouble, your father has already agreed." ”

"My dad agreed?" Qin Lang was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "What are you kidding, do you still know how to do the doppelganger technique?"

"Your dad has agreed to the third option, and from this day on, you will be the one who defends the earth, that is, the voice of the earth and the ambassador of peace. ”

Qin Lang roared: "I'm not a Saiyan again!"

"To put it simply, the reason for the third choice is: the last round of the Divine Congregation Conference in the Hongmeng Realm formulated a multi-interface and multi-dimensional integration policy, so you are fortunate to be the one who implements this policy. In the future, guests from other worlds or dimensions will visit the earth, and you just need to treat each other well. ”

The old beggar said, waving his hand, and a person appeared out of thin air next to him, an old man with an ugly face and a bald smile.

Strangely, no one around showed a look of surprise. It seems that this old man has been standing there for a long time.

Qin Lang also noticed this, and hurriedly blinked his eyes and looked again, and found that the old man had indeed appeared out of nowhere, "Nima, could it be that this old beggar is really a god, and everything he said is true......"

"Little friend, this is the Fire Cloud Evil God, the first guest to come to Earth, you have to entertain you. ”

After the old beggar still said the next sentence, he flashed away irresponsibly-Qin Lang was sure. The world champion in all running events is compared to the old beggar. It's all scum.

Seeing the old beggar's back disappear in an instant, Qin Lang looked at the old man in front of him with a stiff expression, uh, it's the Huoyun Evil God. This girl not only looks the same. The styling is no less bad - a shabby white vest that goes all the way down to the thighs. On his feet are two unconventional slippers.

"Hey...... Boy, you are the guardian of this world, too weak~" The fire cloud evil god yin and yang weird way. His expression was full of disappointment and disdain.

Qin Lang didn't understand it at all before, but at this moment, he could say with certainty: The guy in front of him had a killing intent against him, and it was a sense of death like a substance - directly piercing into the depths of people's hearts.

Qin Lang's expression moved, and he asked, "Senior, I don't know if you have heard of the Rulai Divine Palm?"

"Of course I know that it is a legendary palm technique, which is said to have fallen from the sky......" The Huoyun Evil God replied, grinning strangely: "Any martial arts practiced to the extreme is the same end - the world's martial arts, no one can be broken, only fast is not broken!"

After hearing his words, Qin Lang breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this guy has not fought against Xiao Ah Xing yet.

"Your mouth is beautiful, and in the end, it wasn't taken off by the palm of the gods. ”

Qin Lang slandered in his heart, but he smiled on his face: "The martial arts cultivation of the predecessors is really the peak, it is estimated that they are already invincible in the world, and even quite empty and lonely, no one is your opponent anymore, but I can guarantee that I will be able to find a few opponents for you." ”

"What confidence do you have to guarantee that?"

"Just because I am the guardian of this world. ”

"......" The Fire Cloud Evil God was silent for a long time, and finally spoke again: "Take me to the mental hospital." ”

"Okay, senior, you won't be lonely for too long......"

......

A certain cow once said: If you don't have ideals, what is the difference between being a man and salted fish? So, even if you are hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, you must have an ideal drop......

Uh, that's a long way off.

After placing the Huoyun Evil God, Qin Lang hurriedly took a taxi to Tianyu Media Film and Television Company.

Of course, Qin Lang didn't go to play, nor did he go to see his parents or anything, but because Qin Lang's ideal is to be an actor, preferably to be a comedian, and it would be better if he could be a director.

Because it is located in the south of the Yangtze River, there are many mountains and rivers, and when you look up, there are green trees and green water everywhere. Qin Lang on the car sightseeing along the way, the troubles naturally faded, and the mood gradually improved, here can be called the spirit of the outstanding people, there have been many literati in history, the great calligrapher Wang Xizhi of the Jin Dynasty has lived in this land for a long time.

After coming to the set, several uncles and aunts greeted him:

"Ono, it's really early. ”

"yes, yes, this kid works hard. ”

Qin Lang greeted them with a smile and walked into the studio.

At this time, a shot was being filmed inside, and Qin Lang was packing up some sundries and cleaning up next to him.

After a few minutes, an uncle who played a trick called Qin Lang over, and he understood that it was his turn.

Without exception, Qin Lang is also a small dragon, and he is unpaid. Speaking of which, Qin Lang is not from a wealthy family, but his livelihood is enough to maintain, and the reason why he came here can be said to be purely pursuing his ideals.

"Director Wang, let's discuss with you, should I have a line?"

Qin Lang has been fighting here for three months, and he didn't even have a single line, and this time he finally couldn't help but make a request to the little director surnamed Wang, and part of it was because he ran into a previous incident.

Director Wang is a middle-aged man with a very ordinary face, and the only thing that is different from the usual is that he has long hair, perhaps this is the appearance characteristic that he thinks he must have as a director.

In his opinion, Qin Lang is the kind of young man who wants to be a star and dreams of becoming popular overnight, he did not directly veto Qin Lang's request, but asked with interest:

"Oh~ boy, you're playing the role of passerby J now. Passers-by A, B, C, D...... I don't have any lines, what do you think is special about yourself, you have to have lines?"

When Qin Lang heard that the other party did not directly refuse, he replied and fought very seriously: "That, Director Wang, the current scene is a picture of a rampant hijacker and threatening the passengers in the cabin with a gun. ”

"Well, that makes sense. So what line do you want to add?"

Director Wang nodded. Although he scoffed at Qin Lang's remark that 'young people should be hot-blooded' - under the threat of death, no matter how high the temperature of blood should be frozen. But movies are illusory, and it's always good to show the brilliance of humanity properly.

"Just come to the sentence 'The world's martial arts are invincible.'" Only fast does not break'. What do you think?"

I don't know if the ghost sent the gods. Qin Lang subconsciously said this, just because the guy from the Fire Cloud Evil God suddenly appeared in his mind......

Director Wang was stunned for a moment, and his face was displeased: "Your name is Qin Lang, right?" Now I'm making an action movie, not a comedy, and in this kind of scene, according to common sense, you as a passerby J should be scared stupid, and if you have a line, you should also be 'don't kill me'. ”

"But Director Wang, according to psychology, criminals will have a certain amount of ...... according to the other party's abrupt words" Qin Lang still did not give up, trying his best to persuade.

"Qin Lang, in the end, are you the director or am I the director. ”

Director Wang's tone suddenly intensified, and in the face of a little dragon who dared to argue with himself, he felt that his majesty as a director had been provoked.

"Of course you're the director, then I'll change my line......"

"Don't change!" Director Wang's tone was heavier, and he said: "You are here today, as a high school student, I think you should still focus on studying, go back and think about it." ”

Seeing what Qin Lang wanted to say, several uncles and aunts on the side surrounded him and persuaded:

"Yes, Ono, the director is right, you high school students are already happy to study......"

"Don't talk to the director, let's go back today, right?"

......

Qin Lang's home is not far from Tianyu Media Film and Television Company, and on the way back, Qin Lang didn't take a taxi, thinking of what he said to Director Wang, he understood that he really didn't have an egg to settle down.

Just kidding, I met with the villain BOOS in the movie, and he is also a guy who kills people more easily than cutting vegetables, and Qin Lang, who is responsible for the safety of the entire earth at the moment, is really called Yali Mountain.

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Lang understood one thing: his future life is probably quite exciting, comparable to the anti-Japanese heroes of the year, and it is the legendary kind, but Huang Jiguang has Qiu Shaoyun and Dong Cunrui as companions, and he is estimated to be isolated and alone to resist the enemy.

However, the optimistic spirit inherited from someone in the previous generation was displayed in Qin Lang's body, and after extreme depression, it was extremely taboo ecstasy.

Qin Lang, who was walking on the street, laughed suddenly, quite a kind of artistic conception of 'others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through'. When he arrived, passers-by had to pay attention to him.

I don't know which cow man said that life is like a play, Qin Lang has this kind of consciousness at this moment.

After reviewing what the old beggar had said, Qin Lang began to think about how he should deal with those movies in the coming days...... Well, maybe it's more than just a movie, after all, the old guy said that it's multiple and multi-world, and it must contain characters from novels, history, and so on.

Like other high school students, because the school is close to home, Qin Lang often goes home, basically sleeps at home two nights every three days, and usually sleeps in the school dormitory with his best friend the rest of the day.

Qin Lang has a very good relationship with his family, his family is an ordinary family of three, grandparents, grandparents, uncles and aunts are far away from here, the reason is very simple - Qin Lang's father and mother crossed that line at the age of fifteen, and gave birth to Qin Lang at the age of sixteen.

"I don't have you as a son (daughter)!" Qin Lang's grandfather and grandfather said this sixteen years ago, although Qin Lang's grandmother and grandmother were struggling to intercede.

Because of this, Qin Lang's parents took Qin Lang away from home, worked hard, and finally settled here.

Qin Lang is sixteen years old this year, and his parents have been in prison for sixteen years. But the feelings are still as hot and wild as the boys and girls in the green flower season. Perhaps because of this, they don't look old – a testament to the old saying: being young is really young when you have a young mindset.

Qin Lang, who grew up in such a bad family environment, can naturally be called lucky. No good thing can compare to the happiness of family, and the destination of love and friendship is family affection.

"Wow, Ono, you're finally back, scared your dad and me to death. ”

The moment he walked into the house, Qin Lang was hugged fiercely by a man and shouted in his mouth. After listening to this guy's words, it is estimated that everyone understands his identity - Dad Li.

Li's father's name is Li Qiang. Nicknamed Xiaoqiang. Of course. Qin Lang can't be called that.

"Dad, let me ask you something...... You let me go first. ”

After Li Qiang let go of his son, he pulled a signature smile: "Ono, I know what you want to ask." Isn't it about the old guy?"

"Ha-it's really you...... Promised that old beggar!" Qin Lang shouted. Excited and inexplicably glared at his unscrupulous father.

"Ono. I'm thinking about you, you have to choose anyway, and your dad and I are men in their thirties after all. The mind is more mature than you, and the third choice made for you is the best for you. Besides, Daddy will help you. ”

"I don't care, you don't respect my private rights too much. ”

Qin Lang gritted his teeth and shouted, "Lao Qiang, I want to fight you to the death today!"

"Your father has already taken the old beggar's elixir, and you are still far from fighting me. ”

"......" Qin Lang's cheeks stiffened, looking at Li Qiang who was proud in front of him, and roared in his heart: Ya, everyone else is a cheat, how can I be strangled by my father!

No wonder his father agreed, daring to love has already received the benefits of the old beggar.

Qin Lang said with red eyes: "Then what kind of elixir did you take, and you actually sold your son." "To be honest, if his father didn't get the real good things, Li Qiang really didn't agree, and sooner or later he would have to go to the old beggar to talk about it.

"It's just that you can become a real little strong. Li Qiang replied.

"What do you mean, I don't understand. ”

"The old man gave me a medicine that was ahead of my time, and it could perfectly fuse the genes of humans with those of other species. Li Qiang explained, and finally said with a smile: "And I have used that drug, which is to fuse human genes with Xiaoqiang's genes." ”

Qin Lang asked blankly, "Which Xiaoqiang?"

"Of course, it's the little strong that can't be killed - cockroaches. ”

"What!" Qin Lang exclaimed, looking at his father in amazement.

"Hehe~ Ye'er, I also used that drug. A soft voice came from the back room, and a woman in a white dress walked out with a smile on her face.

Qin Lang was embarrassed: "Mom, are you messing around with your father?"

"What do you mean by nonsense?" Li Qiang protested and said loudly: "What is synonymous with strength? Only cockroaches! I now have the tenacious vitality of cockroaches, and I am a veritable immortal Xiaoqiang." ”

Regarding cockroaches, Qin Lang is still clear, its nickname 'Xiaoqiang' is from a "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" more than ten years ago, which became popular all over the country.

But the cockroach is not in vain, it is qualified enough to be called an 'immortal little power'.

For example, cockroaches were born 400 million years ago, 300 million years earlier than the dinosaurs, and even the dinosaurs were extinct, and the cockroaches are still alive today.

Then there's the cockroach's ability to reproduce, a female cockroach can produce up to a million offspring a year – a million times more fertile than humans.

I will not mention the false name of the "first of the four evils", just one point: if there is a third world war, a nuclear explosion, and the whole earth is destroyed, only cockroaches will still be alive - similar to the extinction of dinosaurs in the Cretaceous period, and cockroaches are still alive.

By the way, after cutting off the cockroach's head, it will not die until nine days, don't get me wrong, it will starve to death - looking forward to history, looking to the future, it is estimated that only Xiaoqiang can sing all the way and witness the glory and disgrace of the rise and fall of all things.

"Haha, and although I have cockroach genes, I'm not afraid of slippers (the traditional weapon to kill cockroaches), because I'm still human. ”

Seeing his father's appearance, Qin Lang could only shake his head helplessly, and he fell into a state of complete satisfaction, proud of being a 'real Xiaoqiang'.

Ignoring the unscrupulous father, Qin Lang looked at his mother: "Mom." Dad fused the genes of cockroaches, so what about you. ”

"Tyrannosaurus!"

Two words came out of his mother's mouth, and Qin Lang was completely speechless.

Qin Lang's mother's name is Ai Xiaoyu, this name is very common, and there is nothing peculiar about it, so in all aspects, she should be similar to other mothers.

Regarding the past, especially about his parents, Qin Lang was very curious, but he was a junior. It's inconvenient to ask. But sometimes the two of them will mention it slightly.

In Qin Lang's impression, the feeling that his mother brought him was very warm and beautiful, but sometimes it would surprise him.

Therefore, Qin Lang speculated: His mother was definitely very different from now when she was a child......

"Oh. It's that Tyrannosaurus rex. Tyrannosaurus rex and Tyrannosaurus rex mean the same thing. ”

Ai Xiaoyu seemed to think that her son didn't understand. Again, I explained it in detail.

"......" Qin Lang opened his mouth, and finally complained with difficulty: "Mom, how did you come up with the idea of fusing the genes of the tyrannosaurus? Your personality will not be affected, right?"

Tyrannosaurus rex is a type of dinosaur. Cretaceous creatures, I believe everyone knows. But why is it called a tyrannosaurus, the main reason is that it has a brutal personality - if his mother is affected by this, Qin Lang really plans to go to the old beggar to settle accounts, and he has to knock out a tooth.

Ai Xiaoyu laughed: "Ye'er, don't you hate tyrannosaurs? I like it very much~"

Qin Lang was stunned, speaking of which, his mother really likes Tyrannosaurus, and often takes out some videos about Tyrannosaurus when he has nothing to do, whenever this time, Dad seems to be very nervous, and keeps himself away from Mom.

"Ono, we don't seem to have told you, when your mother was in middle school, she was a bad girl, known as the female tyrannosaurus!" Li Qiang finally woke up from his state of satisfaction and explained to Qin Lang.

"Female, female Tyrannosaurus?"

Qin Lang was stunned for a while, although his mother was sometimes a little weird, but in his opinion, it should belong to the kind of natural stay, but he didn't expect that she was a bad girl in middle school, and she was called "female tyrannosaurus", but her mother is also a beauty, how can she have such a title.

"Haha, don't underestimate your mother, she beat up all the bad boys in high school at that time, and your mother was a star figure in that school at that time, and she was a woman, so she naturally got a nickname Tyrannosaurus. Li Qiang seemed to see what Qin Lang was thinking, and his expression was full of sè: "But I am worthy of Xiaoqiang, I can conquer the female tyrannosaurus, admire me~ouch~"

"Xiaoqiang, what are you talking about?" Ai Xiaoyu grabbed his waist and glared at her husband: "Really, I also talk nonsense in front of my children." ”

Li Qiang bared his teeth and retorted: "Xiaoyu, this is a fact, besides, Xiaoye is not young, at our age, but he has already given birth to him......"

"You still say!" Ai Xiaoyu snorted.

"Forget it~" Qin Lang covered his forehead and looked at the two of them weakly, the combination of immortal Xiaoqiang and the female tyrannosaurus is estimated to be invincible.

"Ahh

A scream came from the back room, and it was extremely piercing.

"There is a thief!" Qin Lang's heart immediately popped up with this thought, and he immediately rushed into the back room.

After running into the room, Qin Lang looked around and found that there was no one in the room, and the scream came again, and he finally heard it clearly this time, it came from the bathroom.

Without thinking, Qin Lang rushed to the bathroom door in a few steps and pushed the door open.

Then Qin Lang saw a girl, uh, prepared to say, it should be a girl's naked ~ body.

The girl was facing Qin Lang sideways, her face was full of fear, as if she had seen something terrible, at this moment the bathroom door suddenly opened, and she saw Qin Lang, the man, and the girl's expression became more and more exciting, and the feelings of shame, annoyance, anger, fear, and surprise were mixed together.

"Smack-"

Qin Lang quickly closed the door, and he couldn't do it in his heart: This is not an illusion, how can there be a beautiful girl in my bathroom?

Yes, it was a girl with short brown hair, who looked to be only thirteen or fourteen years old, with a delicate face, but her body looked extremely slender, and she seemed to be 1.6 meters old......

"Yes, it must be an illusion!"

Qin Lang muttered in his heart, turned around again, and opened the bathroom door for the second time.

This time, Qin Lang finally saw a girl's jade body clearly-defenseless. Naked.

Originally, the girl was stunned, but Qin Lang's second 'offense' at this moment undoubtedly added fuel to the fire.

"Really, I didn't expect it to be true. ”

Qin Lang roared secretly, and after seeing the girl's expression, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed: I guess I have been treated as a pervert, right?

"Whew-"

The sound of an electric arc flickering sounded, which was particularly harsh in this quiet and eerie environment. Why is there a flickering sound of electric arcs? There is only one answer, and that is that the girl's body is discharging.

The girl's long body is extremely delicate, and her body is like a carefully carved white jade porcelain. At the moment in a blue-white arc. It is more moving, revealing the supernatural and heroic, but more of the ultimate temptation.

Although Qin Lang's eyes were staring at the mysterious part of the girl, his mind was turbulent and could not be calm.

"This. Will this girl discharge?" Qin Lang couldn't do it in his heart. And immediately came to a conclusion: "The girl who was looked at by herself in front of her." Not earthlings, uh, it should be said that not ordinary earthlings. ”

Since they are not ordinary earthlings. Then there is only one explanation, the girl in front of her, like the Fire Cloud Evil God, is an uninvited guest who came to the earth.

After Qin Lang's mind made a judgment at the speed of light, he immediately realized that he was in a dangerous situation, and the thunder and lightning released by the girl in front of him in anger were estimated to be able to turn him into charcoal.

Thinking of the consequences of Yan Zòng, Qin Lang immediately reacted, and shouted loudly: "Who are you! Also, what are you doing in my bathroom?"

At this moment, Qin Lang asked a very unqualified question. What can a girl do in the bathroom, and what can she do besides taking a bath?

The girl was shocked by Qin Lang's first move, and the voice from her mouth seemed intermittent, I don't know if she was angry or really thinking about it: "You, you...... I, what am I doing, what are I doing......"

"As a girl, you are naked in front of a strange boy, what is this called......" Qin Lang taught with righteous words, and his tone suddenly increased: "What kind of system!"

The girl was woken up by Qin Lang's roar, and then realized that she was still naked~ naked, her delicate face was instantly covered with red clouds, and she immediately pulled the bath towel on the side to wrap her body.

At this time, Li Qiang and Ai Xiaoyu also rushed over, and after hearing Qin Lang's words, the two of them saw the situation in front of them and already understood what was going on.

Ai Xiaoyu glanced at Qin Lang with disgust and said, "Ye'er, don't scare Meiqin, she came to my house as a guest." ”

"Oh~" Qin Lang sighed, and he was relieved in his heart.

In fact, at the moment of the moment, the situation is really dangerous:

After all, Qin Lang is just an ordinary person for the time being, but the girl can discharge, and it seems that the power should not be underestimated. If the girl was really angry and 'electric' Qin Lang fiercely, she would really make him feel better.

Qin Lang understood this in his heart, so he immediately used Yang Mou to fight for the time for his parents to rush over.

"Xiao Meiqin, don't be afraid, my son is like this, in fact, he is very good. Li Qiang also mixed in and comforted the girl.

Facing the eyes of Ai Xiaoyu and Li Qiang, although the girl was already crazy in her heart, she could only answer with a dry smile: "Ho ho...... I—I'm not afraid of him. ”

Qin Lang also laughed: "It turned out to be Meiqin's little sister...... "What, Meiqin? This girl is called Meiqin?" Qin Lang involuntarily snorted, his body shook, and he shook again: "...... Sister Cannon!"

"......" Meiqin gritted her teeth, looked at Qin Lang with beautiful eyes, her heart itched with hatred, the smile of the boy in front of her seemed particularly hateful to her, and the last sentence of 'Sister Pao' was obviously calling herself - she was a beautiful girl, how could she be called by such words?

Mikoto was extremely angry in her heart, but she calmed down a lot and thought of what had just happened. She immediately realized something, she should have given the boy in front of her a lesson that she would never forget in her life, but she was suppressed by his momentum.

Thinking about it, Meiqin gasped again, she was really angry: as a beautiful girl, she was still a famous super electromagnetic cannon, Bing Qingyujie's body was exposed to the eyes of the opposite sex for the first time, and this boy who looked at his body didn't even have a word of praise......

"Mai Trin. You're going to live in our house from now on, right?"

Meiqin, who was thinking wildly, was awakened by Ai Xiaoyu's words, she quickly glanced at Qin Lang, and politely shook her head and declined: "Thank you Auntie for your kindness, but how embarrassing is this......"

Li Qiang interrupted Meiqin's words and said with a grin: "What's so embarrassing? You look so cute, you and your Aunt Xiaoyu both treat you as a daughter, don't you dislike us?"

Qin Lang on the side rolled his eyes wildly, how can there be a person like you in the world, it is just a complete self-acquaintance, just 'adopting' an outsider without compensation. It's too cheap for the other party, isn't it? One more person is one more pair of chopsticks.

To be honest, Qin Lang still hopes that Sister Pao can live in his own house:

Anyway, she's a very kind girl. And he knows how to be polite and strong. That's it. You can also ensure the safety of your parents. Besides, science has proven that a man can prolong his life by looking at beautiful women for more than ten minutes a day for 4 to 5 years. I'll verify the authenticity of this sentence from Sister Pao's face.

As for what happened just now, Qin Lang didn't pay attention to it at all, just kidding, he couldn't even be a little girl, what qualifications did he have to be called a man (complete self-esteem is at work)?

"Hehe, yes, cannon...... Meiqin, you will live in my house, right?" Qin Lang said with a smile again.

Ai Xiaoyu and Li Qiang just said, as soon as Qin Lang spoke, Meiqin's face changed, and after seeing Qin Lang's smiling face again, she immediately said loudly: "Don't, I, I...... Thank you uncle and aunt for your kindness, I left first. ”

Saying that, Meiqin really planned to leave immediately, seeing that the girl was about to walk out of the bathroom, Qin Lang couldn't help but say, "That ......"

But Meiqin flashed more urgently, and ran out of Qin Lang's house in a few steps, heading in one direction of the street.

"I'll make a few dozen sounds, and Mai Trin will be back. ”

Qin Lang said suddenly, his expression was full of confidence, and Ai Xiaoyu and Li Qiang on the side also nodded in agreement.

“1，2...... 8, 9 ......" Qin Lang said, already counting them.

Sure enough, when Qin Lang counted to '10', Meiqin came back again, and she looked at the three of them with a red face: "I'm here to return the bath towel......"

"Oh~" Qin Lang and the three nodded.

Mai Constant glanced at the place where the clothes were placed in the bathroom, and her face turned even redder: "That, where are my clothes?"

Qin Lang smiled and said, "Oh, it's the underwear with the pattern of Qua Tai...... I'm sorry, I thought you were going to change those clothes, so I threw them in the washing machine. ”

"......" Mai Trin gritted her teeth fiercely, almost immediately having the urge to give the boy in front of her a shot (this cannon is not the other cannon), but she still held it down, but her hairline was flashing like an arc.

In the end, Meiqin still didn't live in Qin Lang's house after all, and waited until a few of her clothes were all dry, and said goodbye to Li Qiang and his wife again.

As the saying goes, 'strong twisted melons are not sweet', Qin Lang did not keep Meiqin anymore in line with the purpose of losing my life-after all, what should come will definitely come.

There are so many things that happened in one day today, not only wonderful, but also unbelievable.

But now Qin Lang doesn't believe it anymore, from today onwards, the earth is no longer an ordinary earth, and under that seemingly ordinary appearance, there are unimaginable miracles lurking.

And Qin Lang's fate has also been completely linked to the earth - the identity of the spokesperson of the earth is enough to explain a qiē.

In this regard, Qin Lang was extremely unwilling and unfair: Speaking of the people who defend the earth, it stands to reason that it should be Saiyans, uh, it should be Saiyans who have broken heads (not derogatory)!

Ordinary, what is ordinary?

Qin Lang a moment ago is the best portrayal of the word ordinary. Can ...... now

"What is life~ Yes...... Loneliness~"

Qin Lang was lying on the bed in his room and taking a nap, and suddenly heard a sigh of self-questioning, which made him have to open his eyes, and he was depressed in his heart: "Is it over? It's only the first day, and there are so many people here, how can you get it in the future?"

Of course, he was just muttering in his heart, and if he wanted to say it, he would probably offend the great god who didn't know the way.

Unpleasant, Qin Lang still turned over and looked at the windowsill - the sigh he heard came from this direction.

This is the end of June in the Gregorian calendar, the heat is scorching, but the moonlight is as cold as water and as clean as frost......

Qin Lang was stunned, not because of the moonlight swaying in from the window, but because of a figure facing him sideways:

Pale clothes like snow.

A sword as pale as snow.

Pale side face like snow.

Snow as pale ...... Lonesome.

"It's a snow-lonely ...... Man!" Qin Lang only had this thought left in his heart, and the man in front of him brought him an indescribable spiritual shock.

And the more intuitive feeling is the proud plum blossoms like ice and snow on the distant mountains, and the shining life like meteors in the winter night - the unparalleled sword in the world!

Qin Lang couldn't clearly capture the other party's qiē, the only thing he could feel was some kind of weapon called 'sword', although Qin Lang had never seen a real sword, but as long as you saw this man, you would understand what a sword was?

This man has already interpreted the existence of the sword!

If he had to give him a title, Qin Lang could only find one: Sword God.

Just when Qin Lang was thinking about how to say hello, the figure suddenly moved, just because there was a young man standing outside the window.

The second person!

Qin Lang was inexplicably surprised, and slandered in his heart: "Nima, there is a mistake, will there be two of them this time?" and they all seem to be super bull B guys." ”

There was no doubt that the young man was not inferior to the Sword God in any way.

Although Qin Lang didn't know the identities of the two parties, he was not blind, because the young man was obviously ...... Well, I forgot to mention that Qin Lang's room is on the second floor, which also means that the young man is floating in the air.

Being able to levitate in mid-air is enough to show the strength of young people.

Moreover, the senses that the young man brought to Qin Lang were not weaker than those of the Sword God in the slightest.

The young man is clearly in front of him, but he gives people a sense of emptiness, as if there is no zài at all, teaching people a strong sense of disbelief in the senses and vision.

Qin Lang was jealous of the young man just because of this, this was definitely a terrible guy. (To be continued......)