Moreover, Qin Lang can't do it if he wants to feel the youth deeply, it seems that the youth is like a black hole, which can absorb a qiē of existence, including the human mind.

In the face of this weird and almost demonic existence, Qin Lang naturally would not study it again.

Now, the only thing he cares about is the relationship between the two, is it friend or foe?

If the two were enemies, Qin Lang thought that the two should be led to a remote place, and if they fought here, it would be really unspeakably troublesome.

If the two are friends, it would be great, Qin Lang believes that with his personality charm (where does this self-confidence come from), the two will definitely be able to have a good impression of him and be able to live in peace.

In the end, naturally, everyone sits down to have a cup of tea and smokes a cigarette, then everything is fine!

Qin Lang was thinking here, and one of the two people facing each other there finally spoke first:

"Blowing snow at the Lower West Gate, I don't know if Your Excellency is ......"

This sentence was said by the Sword God, Qin Lang heard it very clearly, I didn't expect this guy to be really the Sword God, I had actually guessed it a long time ago, but I couldn't confirm it yet, I didn't want him to be really Ximen Blowing Snow.

Ximen Blowing Snow, the only god-level swordsman in Gu Long's pen - Sword God.

Qin Lang is not a die-hard martial arts fan, but he still knows some of the top characters in martial arts novels, such as Dugu seeking defeat, Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan, Dongfang Undefeated, Zhang Sanfeng or something, it is estimated that everyone knows.

Qin Lang didn't know how strong Ximen Blowing Snow was, but he often saw people comparing Ximen Blowing Snow with Dugu in the post bar......

"Dugu seeks defeat!"

The voice of the young man's reply, Qin Lang also heard it very clearly. He was completely shocked this time.

Dugu seeks defeat and Simon blows snow, these two characters are in the world of two martial arts concepts.

In the martial arts world in Jin Lao's book, small people generally become martial arts masters step by step. Even Dugu's defeat has gone through five periods: sharp sword, soft sword, heavy sword, wooden sword, and no sword.

In the martial arts world in ancient books, it is generally pig's feet that have already been a martial arts master. For example, Ximen Blowing Snow, Xiao Li Flying Knife, Li Xunhuan, have already reached the highest level of martial arts at a young age.

It can't be said that the two martial arts worlds are more reasonable. We......

Belch. Far from it.

Let's talk about the current situation, in Qin Lang's opinion, Ximen Blowing Snow is about his early twenties, while Dugu Qiuqiu looks younger. Looks like me.

So. Now Dugu seeks defeat. Can you beat the snow blowing at Simon?

You must know that Dugu's defeat before the age of twenty is just a sword period, at best, it is a little bit better than Linghu Chongniu, right?-"Fierce and fierce. Invincible, the weak crown (twenty years old) before it competes with the heroes of Heshuo. 」

And Ximen Fuxue was known as the sword god in his twenties......

A rising star of a sword wizard + genius VS sword god, the result seems to be predictable.

Qin Lang thought about it like this, but he was worried about Dugu's defeat, what should he say, after all, in his heart, in the martial arts world he knew, Dugu's defeat represented more strength and the pinnacle of martial arts.

Maybe it's because of the name of the bull fork - Dugu seeking defeat, which made Qin Lang fascinated for a certain time when he was a child, and the domineering nickname: a generation of sword demons!

"I said two, can you come in and talk?"

Qin Lang asked, although he didn't have much confidence in his heart, he still decided to stop the battle between the two.

But what made him feel pain was that Ximen Blowing Snow and Dugu Qiu Defeat ignored his existence.

The two of them were relatively less than three feet, and they were both suspended in mid-air - what level of light skill this was, Qin Lang really didn't know.

Generally speaking, the light skills of martial arts masters are just flying a distance, and what light skills float on water and the like still need some water to borrow power, but the Ximen Blowing Snow and Dugu in front of them have broken this common sense, and the two of them can be stuck in mid-air, and the realm is obviously beyond those fancy light skills.

Qin Lang was surprised for a while, and finally got bored.

For half an hour, the two guys stood opposite each other for half an hour, Qin Lang really admired the two of them, they were worthy of being characters of the level of Sword God and Sword Demon, and the two of them didn't even change their expressions.

"I'm not going to compensate you guys, I'll take a shower again. ”

Qin Lang lazily threw down a sentence, walked out of his room, and went straight to the bathroom.

Lying in the bathtub, Qin Lang half-squinted, humming a song comfortably: "Tricks are good martial arts, eighteen palms can be used to subdue the dragon, show great majesty, is the man a hero here, who is a big hero, the eagle bends the iron bow, the sound of the world is powerful in the north, south, west and east, great achievements, is the man a hero here, who is the big hero, a yang refers to the toad gong, the evil in the east and the poison in the west, the southern emperor and the north beggar, good Guo Jingqiao and Huang Rong, who is the great hero......"

After singing a few songs, Qin Lang propped himself up, wiped the water stains clean, and slowly went up to the second floor.

After returning to his room, Qin Lang took a closer look, the current situation outside the window seemed to be very tense, the two guys Ximen Blowing Snow and Dugu Seeking Defeat were racing vigorously, shaking their eyes at each other, and fiercely confronting each other with their eyes - in the words of kung fu, it is a "spiritual confrontation".

"What's the matter, what's the matter, why did I just leave for a while and make such a fuss?" Qin Lang pretended to be surprised and threw down a sentence, closed the door with his backhand, and locked it.

Moved a backrest chair to the window, ignored the strong aura of the two of them, and straightened his bathrobe, Qin Lang began to persuade: "If you want me to say, why are you so suffering? Just now I saw that you still felt a sense of sympathy, why did you look like an enemy in a blink of an eye?"

"Ximen blows snow, Dugu seeks defeat, sword god, sword demon, you are all masters. It is said that a master must have and should have the cultivation of a master, do you say that this is the reason?

"And you, as a master of masters, a legend, and a martial arts myth, you can't rely on force alone...... If you have any differences or grievances, you just need to sit down and talk about them. Any problem can be raised, studied and solved, why do you have to fight......"

......

Qin Lang painstakingly inserted from many aspects, and finally ended up in nothing, the two guys should continue to fight for their eyes, and those who should be in the aura are still in the aura.

"I'll torture!"

I spit out two words from the bottom of my heart, and finally I could only laugh dryly and say, "In short...... Peace first, peace first!"

Qin Lang sprayed saliva for a long time, and the water in his body and body was really consumed, and he planned to cook.

Turning his head to look at the two guys. Qin Lang asked, "Hey." I've heard that the internal strength of the person who practices martial arts mainly relies on refining the energy in his body and storing the energy that he doesn't need. Little by little, it condenses into an internal force. So where is the main source of energy? There is no doubt that it is food~

"So people who practice martial arts. Nutrition is sure to be good. Although it is said that after practicing to the innate realm. You can absorb the essence of heaven and earth from heaven and earth, but now this is the earth, and the air pollution is very strict......"

It doesn't matter if the two of them listen to what they are talking about. Qin Lang went straight into the kitchen.

Speaking of which, Qin Lang's father and mother are both cooking idiots, but Qin Lang, who is the son of the two, is rarely very talented in cooking.

According to Li Qiang's words: "Son, you are a celebrity chef, don't be an actor, it's too unwise to lose your strengths and want to play your weaknesses." ”

Qin Lang naturally scoffed at this, if you want to talk about cooking, what's so difficult? It's mainly just a combination of dexterity and reasonable matching.

"Ye'er, haven't we already had dinner......?

This is Ai Xiaoyu's voice, at this moment, she is staying in the back room with her husband Li Qiang, watching "The Eighth First Love in the World", when she suddenly saw the kitchen light on, and naturally asked.

Li Qiang hurriedly stopped: "It's okay, it's okay, I happen to be hungry too, so let Ono do it." ”

Forty minutes later, a table of dishes with all the colors and flavors was ready.

Li Qiang and his wife hurriedly surrounded him, and before the two of them could speak, Qin Lang waved his hand and said, "Eat a balanced diet, you have already had dinner, don't eat again." ”

"Ah, how is that?"

"Ye'er, mom is really hungry ......"

"Mom, if I'm not mistaken, you just ate three bowls of rice and so many dishes, and you became hungry so quickly? Do you think you really became a tyrannosaurus?"

Qin Lang ruthlessly pierced the excuse that his mother had made for gluttony, and glanced at Li Qiang: "Also, Xiaoqiang's appetite shouldn't be so big, and I haven't eaten enough." ”

"......" Li Qiang and his wife ended up with two enemies and one and finally exited in failure, leaving Qin Lang alone in a mouthful of oily food.

After eating a table of dishes, Qin Lang himself was taken aback, it seemed that he really regarded food as the best spiritual tonic this time.

patting his bulging belly, Qin Lang did not forget to clean up the wreckage, and after cleaning the dishes, Qin Lang went to take a bath again, of course, this time he soaked in cold water, and he didn't soak for long.

Putting on the bathrobe taken out of the dryer again, Qin Lang was refreshed and energetic and burped several times, and then Shi Shiran went up to the second floor......

When I opened the door, I saw a spectacular scene: lasers flickered, some flashed in front of my eyes, punching holes in the walls, and some smashed vases......

"Hah-"

Qin Lang opened his mouth, and finally his expression turned indifferent: "You go on, I'm going to log in to the starting point to find a book, you guys take it easy, don't shoot my computer." ”

Saying that, after Qin Lang dodged a few lasers, he moved the chair to the computer, turned on the computer, got up and flashed a few lasers, brewed a cup of coffee, sat back in front of the computer again, crossed Erlang's legs and opened the webpage of the starting point......

At one o'clock in the morning, Qin Lang, who had finished reading the update, turned off the computer, yawned, and said without looking back: "Please be quieter, I'm going to sleep, and I still have classes tomorrow." ”

So Ximen Blowing Snow and Dugu began to compete for internal strength......

......

The summer night is only short, and the sky is already dawning. Qin Lang got up refreshed, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and shh......hh

Then go downstairs and into the kitchen.

Simply made breakfast for one person, and after eating quickly, Qin Lang washed his tableware, shoulder bag, took his mobile phone, and hurriedly ran to the door. I went upstairs again and came to my room.

I saw that Ximen Fuxue and Dugu Qiu were no longer suspended in mid-air, but were quite sitting on the floor in front of the window, the two of them were palms together, their faces were pale, and they seemed to be competing for internal strength, and they had reached a white-hot Cheng dù - Qin Lang faintly saw the heads of the two rising white steam.

"It seems that you are still full of energy, and that is just right, and I don't have anything to eat for you. What you want to eat and do. I'll talk about it when I get back in the afternoon. Also, it's okay to look at the books under my bed, and by the way, there are some books you'd better not read. Don't blame me for the chickens......"

After Qin Lang explained a few words. Turn around. Out.

"Hi ~ good morning!"

"Morning, I seem to be in a good mood today. ”

......

Along the way, some aunts and uncles nearby greeted Qin Lang. And Qin Lang always maintained a warm smile.

It wasn't until school that that changed.

"Ha, savage, is the sun coming out in the west? You can come to school so early. ”

The voice from behind him made Qin Lang realize that it was his sworn friend, Cao Jian, and sure enough, a palm wind had already hit, and Qin Lang tilted his body without thinking and dodged.

When he boarded, Qin Lang's original position, a young man with dyed yellow hair leaned forward as if he was weightless, waving his hands desperately, and finally let himself not really fall.

Cao Jian was a little depressed: "Savage, what's the matter? I found that you seem to have made great progress, if it is usual, you will definitely not be able to escape." ”

"No way, I've experienced real winds and waves, how can this kind of pediatric sneak attack hurt me?" Qin Lang replied very cooperatively. Of course, what he said was not a lie, but Cao Jian obviously couldn't understand it.

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to play tricks with you. ”

Cao Jian first opened the topic, and his expression became solemn: "Savage, after more than ten years of accumulation, I already have enough experience in being a sister, so I believe that with my hand, I can definitely become the king of modern sisters!"

"Yes, yes......"

Qin Lang nodded very cooperatively, for Cao Jian, who had entered this state, he would not waste more expressions.

"What is a real man?" Cao Jian's voice suddenly became high-pitched, and his expression became more and more holy and brilliant: "A real man is a man who aspires to become the god of sisters, and has devoted his whole life to the great cause of conquering sisters, and can overthrow all kinds of girls with the wisdom of hundreds of generations and the souls of thousands of generations......

“...... Yes, there is only one such man in the world, and even in the entire universe...... The supreme otaku god - Cao Jian!"

The above majestic words are what Qin Lang hears every day, and they are also Cao Jian's routine spiritual mottos, and they can be called his soul pillars!

That being said, there are probably few people who really agree.

Just like now, on the tree-lined paths of the campus, there are only two big men, Qin Lang and Cao Jian.

Those MMs who heard Cao Jian's declaration scattered and fled one after another, with only one thought in their hearts: those two (wronged) guys are perverts - no way, who is called Qin Lang is next to Cao Jianjian.

As for those male classmates, they all showed indifferent expressions towards the two, and of course, no one dared to provoke the two.

Qin Lang and Cao Jian are both high school students, although the two are not the kind of relationship that they have played since childhood, they are friends who are not negligent (bad friends?), and they can be called iron buddies.

A qiē is about to start from last year, and the two entered this No. 8 Middle School (No. 8 High School) at the same time and became the rookie students of No. 8 Middle School.

There are few immutable truths in the world, but there is one thing: every time you enter a new environment, you must be mentally prepared to take on any challenge.

Obviously, both Qin Lang and Cao Jian lacked this.

The two were almost at the same time, and they were bullied by the seniors in high school...... As a result, naturally, both of them broke out and fought with those seniors in the third year of high school.

When this happened, both of them were called to the principal's office and were given a three-hour lecture by a balding middle-aged man.

Einstein's theory of relativity is manifested at this moment - three hours, which is a period of time that is neither short nor long, but Qin Lang and Cao Jian have become dead friends, and they can really be wolves and traitors, and they can bear the nickname of fox friends and dog friends without care.

Since then, the two of them are a veritable pair of delinquent teenagers in the eyes of the rest of the school.

In this way, Qin Lang did not embarrass his mother, who was known as a female tyrannosaurus when she was young. It can be said that she inherited her fine style.

From a social point of view, bad behavior is actually correct, and there are all kinds of deficiencies in modern life, and some people are not open-minded enough, too pedantic, old-fashioned, and lead to psychological changes in teenagers. Bad behavior is a normal behavior in the process of growing up, and it is a manifestation of rebellious psychology.

The characteristics of a delinquent teenager should be the following: smoking, drinking, fighting. Talking dirty.

But Qin Lang and Cao Jian should be an exception. Neither of them smokes or drinks much, and if there are fights, they are rare, except in exceptional circumstances. As for swearing...... Torture. It's the age of the gods. Whose mouth spits only ivory?

If you really want to position, the two of them and the title of bad boy can't be beaten.

Because of this, there are occasionally people who have different views on the two......

"Qin Lang. Cao Jian, you two, don't hurry up and go to the classroom, class is about to start. ”

A girl with long hair walked straight over and shouted at the two, if this girl said that she had something to do with the two, she could only be regarded as the head of the first grade (3) class - Ye Zi, that is, the direct leader of the two.

"Okay, wake up, we have the final exam in a few days, we can't be too embarrassed. Qin Lang patted Cao Jian's shoulder, Cao Jian was going to be angry, but he could see the domineering eyes of Ye Zi's little beauty, and finally wisely chose to obey obediently.

Under Ye Zi's urging, the two of them went back to the classroom in a leisurely manner, and the tense learning atmosphere of the final exam made the two of them have to get serious......

The day at school passed quickly, and during this period, except for Ye Zi, the conscientious squad leader, who came over to chat with Qin Lang and Cao Jian, there was no one else to deal with the two.

This is not to say that the popularity of the two is so bad, but because the final exam is approaching, all the students, whether they are excellent or the kind of temporary hugging Buddha's feet, want to get a little good results.

As for Ye Zi, don't mention it, her grades have been constant - the first place in the whole grade. There is no way, because class (3) is the best class in the first year of high school, and Ye Zi, as the class leader, naturally became by virtue of her grades.

Naturally, the two people who were taken care of by Ye Zi were not much worse off, and in the final analysis, the two of them did not reach the level of disgust for learning.

After school, Qin Lang naturally said goodbye to Cao Jian, but there were still two great gods at home.

If it was usual, Qin Lang would go to run tricks, but forget it today, there are more important things than this for the time being.

rushed home all the way, Qin Lang rushed to the second floor without saying a word.

After opening his room, the scene in front of him made Qin Lang extremely speechless:

I saw that on the floor in front of the window, two people sitting opposite each other were foaming at the mouth - there was no doubt that these two guys were Simon Blowing Snow and Dugu seeking defeat.

"No, are these two guys enemies in their last life? ”

Qin Lang was guilty in his heart, and stretched out his hand to cover his eyes and face, as if he couldn't bear to see the two mythical cows in martial arts die in front of him.

It's just that the situation is even more terrifying than Qin Lang imagined, and the voice of Ximen blowing snow came: "I have pressed your vein, you are dead!"

"Hehe, I've already pinched your vein. ”

Dugu's slightly crazy voice made Qin Lang on the side feel painful.

Qin Lang looked up and found that Ximen Blowing Snow's hands were crossed with Dugu's defeated hands, his right hand grabbed Dugu's left wrist, and Dugu's right hand grabbed the left wrist of Ximen Blowing Snow.

It seems that this is good, and none of you will suffer. Qin Lang thought in his heart, seeing that the two of them were more desperate than the other to press each other's pulses, he came to the worst conclusion - they died together.

After this thought came to Qin Lang's heart, even he felt a little funny: the dignified sword god and sword demon, the pinnacle of the Jin Lao martial arts world and the pinnacle of the ancient martial arts world, are they going to die like this?

Does it really confirm an old saying - there is no first in literature, and there is no second in martial arts.

That's right, after all, one is a sword demon who only wants to be defeated, and the other is a sword god who will kill people once he makes a move. When the two meet, it is naturally like a-for-tat confrontation with Mai Mang, if they don't fight, then it is called abnormal.

"I can understand and I can understand. But......" Qin Lang took a deep breath, pinched his fists, and then roared: "...... You all stop it!"

At this moment, Qin Lang's Niu B Cheng dù is absolutely unprecedented, in the face of two mythical characters in the martial arts world, he actually calls himself 'Lao Tzu', it is estimated that if he says it, anyone will ask: Are you looking for death?

The fact seems to be true, Ximen Blowing Snow and Dugu Qiuqiu looked at Qin Lang at the same time - this is the first time that the two of them have reacted to Qin Lang, but they don't know what this means - whether the two of them will be offended by Qin Lang. And the killer?

Qin Lang's complexion remained unchanged. He continued: "You can decide the winner, but why are you in a hurry? You only live once, and if you die, you will never come back. Besides, it's a long time coming. You didn't decide the winner this time. You can continue next time. You say. Isn't that reasonable?"

......

Silence, wordless silence lasted for several minutes, finally. Ximen Fuxue and Dugu looked at each other again, nodded and said in unison: "Makes sense......"

"Whew-"

Qin Lang breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that what he said was very effective, and the two of them seemed to want to open.

In just a few minutes, Qin Lang was like a few years had passed, and the eyes of Ximen Fuxue and Dugu Qiuqiu made him unpredictable, like a deep pool......

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Qin Lang smiled: "Then you guys hurry up, the three of us have a good drink, and we will be friends in the future." ”

"You put my veins first. "Dugu seeks defeat.

Simon Fuxue asked rhetorically: "Then why didn't you put my veins first." ”

"You grabbed my pulse first, and now, of course, it's up to you to put it first. ”

"Who said that I caught your pulse first, obviously it was you ......"

......

"Hehe~ You're dead, I'll never let go this time. ”

"Hmph, just kidding, do you think I'm going to let go, you're dead. ”

Seeing the two fighting again, Qin Lang felt a deep sense of powerlessness, and the two of them probably fell on deaf ears with a bunch of words he just said.

After Qin Lang understood that it was useless to say anything, he couldn't say that he was not angry in his heart.

In his opinion, no matter how the two of them are, Dugu Qiuqiu and Ximen Chuixue are also mythical figures, in front of a 'Jianghu boy' like him, he should have a superior demeanor, and he must have a generation of grandmasters who have mercy for the common people - but in fact, what the two of them did hit Qin Lang hard.

said at least more than a hundred words to the two, but so far, the two of them have only shaken a look......

The more he thought about it, the more annoyed Qin Lang became, although the two guys in front of him were very strong, they couldn't completely ignore my storage zài - anyway, my territory ...... I'm in charge!

Having said that, Qin Lang really couldn't think of a way for the time being, the two of them sat on the floor, and if they provoked it, they probably didn't know how to die. Moreover, when they spoke, the two of them did not listen.

Qin Lang found that he had no means to deal with the two guys at all, these two guys were definitely more troublesome than the Fire Cloud Evil God......

No matter how Qin Lang predicted it, he couldn't have imagined that this kind of thing would happen, it turned out that the real master was the real difficulty!

And such a troublesome and difficult god, two of them came at a time, and it seems that they really want me to be better.

Living in this environment, Lao Tzu is estimated to be a young man!

Just when Qin Lang was cursing and complaining in his heart, the situation changed again:

Originally, the two were foaming at each other and their faces were blue, and they were still pressing each other's pulses, but the two suddenly released each other's pulses at the same time, and there was joy in their faces that could not be concealed.

Qin Lang glanced at the two of them with strange eyes, how do they look, these two guys are very happy?

Could it be ...... Did they decide the winners?

In addition to this reason, Qin Lang really couldn't think of other possibilities.

Simon Fuxue finally spoke: "I finally understand, it turns out that you are ...... Woman!"

Dugu smiled in defeat: "Then, I also know, you...... Don't like women!"

After listening to the words of the two, Qin Lang was dumbfounded all of a sudden, this is the situation of Shenma, could the two of them have changed from fighting to scolding?

But listening to their tone, it doesn't look like they're playing tricks!

When Qin Lang was suspicious in his heart, a strange scene happened:

Dugu suddenly stood up, and his figure and appearance also changed drastically - from a young man. Turned into a beautiful girl.

"You, you ......" Qin Lang looked at the beautiful girl in front of him stupidly, how could he not believe his eyes, Dugu Qiu defeated this handsome and extraordinary young man instantly became a superb beautiful girl.

Before he could play this, Ximen Fuxue suddenly put his hand on the side of his face, and then ripped off a ...... Human skin mask.

Qin Lang was stunned, and couldn't help but raise his eyes to see where the Ximen Blowing Snow in front of him was still the cold young man with a face as white as snow, he was completely a little white face with red lips and white teeth, and he was shy to be put down, no! is an incredibly beautiful young man - can definitely be called a god-level pseudo-mother (referring to the natural beauty close to or equal to that of a woman). It has both male and female charm).

This change in shape once again exceeded Qin Lang's expectations, and put his head in a state of panic: vomiting, selling pimples. Which play is this?

But. What did Qin Lang immediately think?

Isn't there any bone shrinking technique and disguise technique circulating in the rivers and lakes?

That's it. Dugu's appearance of seeking defeat can be explained, he must have used similar magical martial arts to control his body from male to female.

But. What is the rationale?

Qin Lang looked at the sky speechlessly, uh, it was looking at the ceiling, what was the reason for Dugu to seek defeat?

Is it fun? That is naturally impossible, Qin Lang didn't believe that Dugu, who was a generation of sword demons, would have such a bad taste.

As for the blowing snow at the West Gate, Qin Lang was even more puzzled, what exactly is the blowing snow at the West Gate that he sees now, is it the real blowing snow at the West Gate?

"......" Qin Lang was really powerless to complain.

At this time, Simon Fuxue suddenly said, "This time...... It's me who lost. ”

"Boom!"

Qin Lang almost didn't fall to the ground, didn't he? Just now, he fought to the death, why did he admit defeat immediately?

What made Qin Lang even more uncontrollable was that Ximen's blowing snow voice also became extremely soft, which made him get goosebumps when he heard it.

And then, the goosebumps on Qin Lang's body disappeared in an instant, just because he heard a crisp and beautiful laugh like a big bead and a small bead falling on a jade plate:

"Hee-hee-hee......"

Dugu, who turned into a beautiful girl, laughed, made a gesture with both hands, and said politely: "Agreed!"

Yes, Qin Lang definitely heard it right, Dugu's voice is really a girl's voice, extremely beautiful, which makes people's hearts fluctuate and restless......

"Bastard!" Qin Lang secretly scolded himself, he was provoked by a man to be innocent, it was really embarrassing.

Ximen Fuxue stomped his feet lightly, turned his head and said, "Pretend, women are disgusting." Compared to martial arts, I did lose to you, but compared to appearance, I will never be inferior to you. ”

Seeing Ximen Blowing Snow's rich body movements and facial changes, Qin Lang was stunned: "I'll torture you, this ...... Ya's personality is completely girly. Qin Lang looked up at the ceiling at seventy-five degrees, and burst into tears: Sword God, is this still the lonely Sword God?

The beautiful girl Dugu smiled heartily: "Haha, I didn't pretend, I will be very polite in the face of those who are defeated by me, this is a kind of generosity and strength." If you're not convinced, we'll fight again. ”

Qin Lang's face twitched, no matter how he looked at it, the Dugu in front of him was in line with the characteristics of a young girl, lively and aggressive, and her energy was also quite strong.

Ximen Fuxue snorted coldly: "Women are really troublesome, why should I fight with you." Although he pretended to be cold, that kind of feminine temperament was still heartwarming.

The more he listened, the more Qin Lang felt that something was wrong, and the two people in front of him didn't seem to be acting......

Mo, Mo Fei...... Qin Lang's eyes suddenly stood out, and he looked at the two of them excitedly and inexplicably, and shouted loudly: "You, your current appearance, is it your true appearance?"

Dugu pouted and said: "Of course it's true, I'm a girl's family, what's the matter, can't I fight if I want to?"

As she spoke, the beautiful girl stretched out her pink fist and made a threatening gesture towards Qin Lang, her appearance and expression were really indescribably cute.

In addition, Dugu Qiuqiu, this beautiful girl was wearing a loose robe, and her figure was perfectly exposed in front of Qin Lang's eyes at this moment-the ancient girl was developed early, she looked like she was only fifteen or sixteen years old, but she was already more magnificent than those girls in high school and college now.

Qin Lang's eyes looked up and down a few times, and the beautiful girl Dugu's upper body and buttocks were defeated. immediately looked away, and said casually: "What are you fighting, I haven't taken out the from my eyes yet." ”

Ximen Fuxue suddenly interjected: "Childe, don't talk to women, women are the most troublesome creatures, and they are also the most disgusting things." ”

"Hmm......" Qin Lang looked at Ximen Fuxue with some different colors, it seemed that the guy in front of him showed his disgust for women in every word from the beginning, could it be ......

Qin Lang suddenly remembered the conversation when the two did not show their true faces:

Simon Blowing Snow said: "I finally understood, it turns out that you are ...... Woman!"

And Dugu replied like this: "Then." I got it, too. You...... Don't like women!"

Now, Qin Lang finally realized that what Dugu Qiuqiu and Ximen Chuixue said was not a lie, but true!

At this moment, the truth has been revealed: Dugu is actually a beautiful girl. And Ximen Fuxue is a pseudo-mother, a pseudo-mother who hates women.

So. Since Simon Blowing Snow doesn't like women......

If it's the other way around. Doesn't that mean a point: Ximen Blowing Snow, the best pseudo-girl-like man!

Qin Lang's body shook wildly, and he secretly looked at Ximen Blowing Snow's expression, and found that it was indeed as he thought. Simon Blowing Snow looked like his own eyes and looks, although he couldn't talk about the kind of admiration and liking, but he was soft and kind.

This is obviously different from the disgusted eyes that look at Dugu and seek defeat, which also verifies that Ximen Chuixue is a superb pseudo-girl who has a good impression of men and is extremely disgusted with women.

Qin Lang subconsciously tightened the chrysanthemum, and glanced at the beautiful girl Dugu seeking defeat, he could only laugh dryly: "Hehe......"

"By the way, I see that you haven't eaten for nearly a day and a night, and you should be hungry after fighting for so long, right?" Qin Lang hurriedly diverted the topic, he didn't want to discuss such a sensitive topic with Ximen Blowing Snow.

Life is like that sometimes. Special romance, special blood. In the beginning, you think your life is an eight-o'clock soap opera, and in the middle you may be pleasantly surprised to find that it turns into a comedy of Zhou Xingxing. But in the end, you will helplessly find out that Ya turned out to be a Korean drama...... You can guess the beginning, but you can't guess the ending.

From the appearance of Dugu and Ximen Blowing Snow, Qin Lang thought that he had encountered two super-large lucky stars.

One is Dugu seeking defeat, a generation of sword demons who have defeated all the heroes of the world in their lives, and even Cheng Kan is lonely and only seeks defeat. And one of them is Ximen blowing snow, who loves swords like life, and takes people's lives between lightning and flint, which makes the martial arts people cold.

Qin Lang imagined that he would finally be able to settle down, these two gods should have noble sentiments and a great sense of social responsibility, how to say that they would also shield themselves from the wind and rain, solve some troubles or something......

But the truth is very cruel, what he never expected is that Dugu is a beautiful girl, and Ximen Chuixue is a pseudo-girl-will the girl and the pseudo-girl have sentiment and a sense of responsibility? Qin Lang really has no expectations for this.

For this reason, Qin Lang plans to carefully study the original work, first of all, "The Condor Heroes" about Dugu's defeat.

Before that, Qin Lang still had to be appeased by the beautiful girl Dugu and the pseudo-mother Ximen Blowing Snow, because the two had been fighting for nearly a day, and the water in the body was consumed quite strictly, so the two immediately asked for water to drink.

Qin Lang led the two of them to the water dispenser and pointed to the water cup in the cabinet below: "No, here is the cup, here is the water, you can drink it yourself." ”

The two looked at each other, then each took out a cup, and then looked at the bottled water above the water dispenser.

The two glanced at each other again, and the beautiful girl Dugu took a step forward, and then slowly stretched out her right hand, and an invisible edge appeared in the air, as if the target was a bucket of bottled water......

"Hey, what are you doing?" Qin Lang hurriedly asked.

Dugu girl rolled her eyes and looked at him with disdain: "Of course, the lid of this bucket of water is peeled off, otherwise, how can you scoop water with a cup?"

"......" Qin Lang was stunned, then patted his forehead, and secretly scolded himself for being careless in his heart, Dugu seeks defeat but ancient people, how can they know the use of water dispensers?

There was no way, Qin Lang had to demonstrate in person how to receive water, and pointed out which side was cold water and which side was hot water, and then returned the water cup in his hand to Dugu girl, and instructed in his mouth: "Remember, if it is boiling water." Don't drink it right away, it'll burn. ”

The beautiful girl Dugu looked at the water dispenser with a new curiosity, and was surprised by the magical ability of the thing in front of her, and asked: "What is the name of this thing, how can it have such a mysterious function?"

Ximen Fuxue was also unwilling to be lonely and sighed: "Yes, it is estimated that even the emperor of Ouchi does not have such a spiritual treasure." ”

Faced with the two of them praising an ordinary water dispenser, Qin Lang didn't feel funny, this is a very normal thing, just ask an ancient person who suddenly appeared in modern times, how could he understand this. Even if it is Dugu seeking defeat and Simon blowing snow. After all, no matter how strong their martial arts are, they don't have the ability to predict the future.

Qin Lang thought for a while and asked, "By the way, what's your name?" Please tell me. ”

"Dugu seeks defeat. ”

"Simon blows snow. ”

The two replied with their names. Qin Lang was puzzled. Could it be that fifteen or sixteen-year-old Dugu is the name of the defeat? But he naturally did not show it on his face, but smiled indifferently: "Seeking defeat, there is also Brother Fuxue." In Xia Qinlang, how did you first arrive, what do you not understand, just ask me, you must know everything and say everything in Xia. ”

After that, Qin Lang quickly turned on the computer and searched for the passage in the Condor Heroes that described Dugu's defeat:

The positive description is: "The sword demon is invincible in the world when he seeks defeat, but he buries his sword in Si." Woohoo! The heroes are tied up, the long swords are empty, and they are not sad!"

On the side, it is described by several swords of the sword mound: "Fierce and fierce, invincible, and the weak crown is used to compete with the heroes of Heshuo." Ziwei soft sword, used before the age of thirty, accidentally injured the righteous ominous, but abandoned the deep valley. The heavy sword has no edge, and the great ingenuity does not work. Before the age of forty, he was rampant in the world. After the age of forty, it is not stuck in things, and plants, trees, bamboos and stones can be used as swords. Since then, it has been refined, gradually to the realm where no sword is better than a sword. ”

After Qin Lang finished reading these paragraphs, his brows couldn't help frowning, no matter from which angle he analyzed, Dugu should be a man to seek defeat, but why......

The best proof of Dugu's defeat is the sentence 'Compete with Heshuo before the weak crown', in ancient times, the weak crown can refer to a twenty-year-old man.

Qin Lang, who had a hard time thinking about it, finally shook his head, it seemed that he could only understand it slowly......

Looking at the time, Qin Lang planned to go grocery shopping, and it was time to prepare dinner.

After going downstairs, Li Qiang and his wife stepped forward and asked, "Xiao Ye, how is it, did the two heroes you upstairs fight to win or lose, or plan to teach you a few magic skills or something." ”

Regarding the visit of Ximen Blowing Snow and Dugu Qiuyu, Qin Lang naturally would not hide his father and mother, and the status of his family in his heart was undoubted.

Qin Lang smiled very complicatedly: "What should I say, well, in fact, I can't believe it myself, forget it, or wait for me to confirm it first, okay?"

"Oh, by the way, I'm going to buy groceries, those two guys above, you can take it easy. ”

After explaining, Qin Lang immediately went out and headed towards the big vegetable market not far from his home, he had to put a little more thought into it this time.

Li Qiang and his wife glanced at each other, neither of them understood what Qin Lang meant, but the latter sentence was naturally understood: "Haha, it seems that the food will be very rich tonight." ”

......

In the Shibei Psychiatric Hospital, in the innermost iron fence, an ugly-looking old man was sitting on a broken chair, he knocked on Erlang's leg, one of which had a slipper dangling on his thumb, and his hands were holding a copy of "Jiangnan Evening News", looking at the information on it without the slightest difference.

Needless to say, the identity of this old man is none other than the Fire Cloud Evil God.

Since coming to this world yesterday afternoon and entering the mental hospital under the leadership of Qin Lang, Mr. Evil God immediately slipped out at night, and then took (Khan~) more than ten different newspapers without alarming anyone.

Oh, by the way, Mr. Evil God felt a little hungry on the way, so he took a few roast geese, a few catties of beef, and a few bowls of chaos by the way...... After that, he returned to his own iron fence.

In one day, the Fire Cloud Evil God had a general understanding of the current situation of this society, and it seemed that the masters of this era were all extinct.

"Cut, it's really boring, I'm going to kill the real master, where is the master?"

The Huoyun Evil God muttered in his mouth, his expression was hideous and terrifying, and then the corners of his mouth grinned slightly, and he laughed strangely: "That kid is really a martial arts wizard, maybe one day he accidentally opened the second vein of Ren Du, and even I am not his opponent, but fortunately, Lao Tzu will have the long-lost toad skill, which can ensure that he is invincible......"

"Alas~"

The Huoyun Evil God stood up from his chair and sighed in his mouth: "Life~ is really lonely as snow, ah~" (to be continued......)