Chapter 245: What a tough hillbilly
With a "bang", two or three hundred catties of Demon Flame Harriers were smashed on the ground of the small courtyard, stirring up some faint hustle and bustle, and everyone was dumbfounded when they saw this scene.
The dozen or so elite men who were busy roasting black bears all stopped what they were doing, opened their mouths wide one by one, and looked at the super big bird that almost fell from the sky beside them, their faces stunned as if they were in a dream.
The surrounding Cainan Da Shao, as well as the guards and bodyguards standing behind them, also had expressions as if they had seen a living ghost in broad daylight, and their eyes were all staring like copper bells.
Even the two sisters Sun Meimei, who were following Zhou Xiaoya, as well as the two daughters Han Yiyi and Demon Moon Sakura, were coldly taken aback by the situation in front of them.
Everyone present, except for Zhou Xiaoya, the puppet You Feng, who had only entered and exited the fairy sword world through the bronze USB flash drive, was not shocked, and there was a very calm look on his face, as if he hadn't seen the scene in front of him at all.
The rest of them were all sluggish, as if they had just been struck by lightning.
Big Bird?
A big bird that is fatter than a man three times?
Well, it's not unheard of for a big bird of this size, at least, it has been introduced in the books "Shooting the Condor" and "The Condor".
But......
Such a big guy, just looking at the size of the body, must have at least two or three hundred pounds, how did he get it?
Hidden?
Just kidding, can your brain be a little more crippled?
Well, let's just assume that this kid is a magician, and such a big thing can be hidden on his body.
But......
Where did he get that much strength?
Just now, the big guy saw it clearly, and after the big bird appeared out of thin air, he grabbed the bird's paws and threw them to death like a dog, and smashed them directly to the ground.
Judging from the hustle and bustle of the ground just from this smash, the weight of this big meat is definitely not light, but it was smashed out directly by someone like a chicken.
This......
This is not scientific!
These thoughts are chaotic in their minds, and all of them feel that their brain cells are not enough for a moment.
"What are you stunned about? The ingredients have been taken out, so quickly carry them down and wash them and bake them up as quickly as possible, so that the big guy can taste the taste!"
Seeing that the dozen or so sturdy men who were in charge of roasting the black bear were as if they were petrified, looking at the Demon Flame Harrier that was smashed on the ground in a daze, as if they were stupid, Zhou Xiaoya laughed, and as he spoke, he had already gently pulled Sun Meimei and Sun Yuting, who were also sluggish beside him, and sat down directly on several stone benches around the stone table.
Glancing slightly at the brilliant and inexplicable expressions on the faces of the young men from all walks of life, Zhou Xiaoya's heart instantly blossomed.
Hehe, you want to give Lao Tzu a horse? I'm just scared stupid at this time, right?
"Sister...... Brother-in-law, how did you do that?"
The figure was pulled by Zhou Xiaoya and sat down on the small stone bench on the right side, even the girl Sun Yuting, who has always been eccentric, was also a brain crash at this time, the whole person was dumbfounded, turned his head to look at him, and even stammered the words in his mouth.
And Sun Meimei, who was sitting on Zhou Xiaoya's left side, had already come back to her senses at this time, although she didn't keep asking questions like Sun Yuting, but a pair of beautiful eyes that looked forward to it were locked directly on Zhou Xiaoya's face, imprinting every expression of his mind into his mind.
Those two scorching eyes were like a fierce X-ray scanner, as if they wanted to find out all of Zhou Xiaoya's secrets in an instant.
As for Han Yiyi and Demon Moon Sakura, who were sitting on the stone bench opposite, their eyes also fell on Zhou Xiaoya's face at this moment, without blinking, although there was not too much surprise on their faces, but the eyes of the two daughters were faintly hotter than Sun Meimei's sight.
Compared with the other women who became entangled with Zhou Xiaoya because of various practical reasons, and thus took the initiative to stay by his side, whether it was Han Yiyi or Demon Moon Sakura, they were reluctant to stay by Zhou Xiaoya's side at first.
Needless to say, Demon Moon Sakurako, the only goal she left behind was just to wait until one day she could defeat Zhou Xiaoya head-on, and the shame of the Demon Moon family would be snowed.
And although Han Yiyi did not have this factor, more than half of the reason why she stayed and never left was because she wanted to repay her kindness, after all, Zhou Xiaoya was intentional or unintentional, but she helped her solve several troubles.
As a cold-blooded female killer, and a Japanese ninja girl who has been instilled with the spirit of ninja since she was a child, she has always been giggling on the outside, and it seems that she rarely has a positive Zhou Xiaoya, it is really difficult for Han Yiyi and Demon Moon Sakurako to have a kind of sincerity that is willing to follow the left and right.
But recently, there have been a lot of things happening around Zhou Xiaoya, and the second daughter followed him and saw some things that they couldn't understand.
For example, the gambling fight with the strong man of the Du family in the Xiulai Jade Mine in the morning!
For example, the group of strange monkeys whose marksmanship is like a god suddenly appeared out of nowhere!
For example, those two mysterious old men who are so strong that they are against the sky, but they are both entangled with Zhou Xiaoya!
This qiē and qiē made Han Yiyi and Demon Moon Sakurako have some wonderful conjectures about Zhou Xiaoya, it can be said that in the eyes of the second daughter, his image is quietly changing, becoming more and more mysterious.
is so mysterious that even the kind of giggling and haggling that he embodies on the surface is gradually subconsciously seen by the second daughter as a deliberate protective disguise.
And this feeling, at this moment, as the second daughter watched Zhou Xiaoya do a trick, in a shocking way, she took out such a big weird bird in public, and finally broke out completely.
It is precisely because of these that right now, Han Yiyi and Demon Moon Sakura's gaze at Zhou Xiaoya will be so hot.
At this moment, in the heart of the second daughter, there was a faint urge to be willing to accompany him all the way, to see what kind of miracle he could create, and to see if there was one day when he could completely dig out the secrets in his body.
It's just that for the second daughter's psychological change, Zhou Xiaoya, who is secretly proud at the moment, does not have the slightest sense of it.
Raising his chin in a daze, he gave a few orders to the dozen or so sturdy men in charge of the barbecue, and saw that they had woken up as if from a dream, with sincere and frightened expressions on their faces, and quickly lifted the Demon Flame Harrier down.
Zhou Xiaoya laughed, raised his chin and glanced around at the young people from all walks of life, and immediately replied with a strange smile:
"Everyone eats and drinks well, such a big spirit bird, I guess you don't want to say that you have eaten it, I'm afraid you haven't seen it, right? Don't say I didn't remind you, this bird meat is not only delicious, but also has a super effect on strengthening the body and eliminating ordinary minor diseases, hehe, Lao Tzu used to make an amethyst suit, or a purple fruit, which is not a crazy product on the market now?"
"Lao Tzu's things, many people can't get it if they want to, produced by Xiaoya, reputation guaranteed, today's big bird, I have the right to entertain you on behalf of the United States, next time you want to eat again, but you have to compete with the top rich people in China......"
As he spoke, he raised his head proudly, and between Zhou Xiaoya's hands, he took out a plate of fruit again.
This time, he was no longer polite, he put it directly on his desk, raised his hand and stuffed one in his hand for Sun Meimei and the girls, but he didn't give it away at all.
Slap in the face.
This is decisively Chi Guoguo's slap in the face.
Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in a daze, and suddenly felt that their whole face was hot and feverish.
got such a black bear to come over and roast it, and originally wanted to give the other party a dismount, so that he deeply realized his identity as a hillbilly who had never seen the world.
How do you know that before it started, it was counterattacked by the other party in the blink of an eye, and a big slap was slapped in everyone's faces.
It's just that the other party made this strange big bird.
It's still the way people suddenly conjure up this big bird's arrogance and domineering.
There was no room for rebuttal.
Shame on you! It's just a shame to go to grandma's house!
For a while, the expressions on everyone's faces were all brilliant, both red and white.
Especially the guy who was called the Golden Triangle Tu Shao by Sun Jiba, his face was even more blue and white, but he didn't find a fig leaf to cover his head.
"Bang!"
"Surnamed Zhou, don't go too far!"
Just when everyone was embarrassed and embarrassed, the stunned Sun Jiba finally came back to his senses.
This guy raised his hand and slapped the stone table table in front of him, and stood up in a rage, raised his hand and pointed at Zhou Xiaoya, and shouted loudly:
"You are an alien hillbilly, dare to show off your power on the ground of our Cainan, believe it or not, Lao Tzu told you to come in vertically and go out horizontally?"
"Yo, this is not the chicken who was scared to death by Chen Runtu's bear child at noon today, and almost peed his pants...... Cousin Ba? Why? Sleep all afternoon, and come back to your soul so quickly?"
Raising his head and sweeping Sun Jiba, Zhou Xiaoya bared his teeth first, and then his face quickly sank: "How can Lao Tzu say that he is also your cousin-in-law, yelling at me like this, your kid is young and disorderly, then he will be struck by thunder, do you understand?"
As he spoke, the spiritual power in the lower abdominal dantian in Zhou Xiaoya's body quietly operated, and he smashed a "Five Thunder Mantra" towards Sun Jiba without a trace.
"Thunder Split?hahaha, I'm laughing to death......"
"Click!"
Looking up and laughing, Sun Jiba had just said half of the words in his mouth, and in the middle of the small courtyard, a bolt of lightning the thickness of chopsticks fell without warning......
Sun Jiba happened to tilt his head at this moment, and when he saw that the lightning seemed to have eyes, he slashed straight at him, his face changed miserably, and the words in his mouth stopped abruptly......