"Click!"

The lightning bolt the thickness of chopsticks slashed down and fell straight on the top of Sun Jiba's head.

One of the most popular latest explosion heads was born in the small courtyard of Jinglong Jinghua Club in an instant.

Sun Jiba's whole face was scorched, and after being stunned for a while, the whole person suddenly looked like a legendary fire-breathing beast, a puff of black smoke came out from his mouth and nose, and he muttered to himself on the spot: "It doesn't make sense...... It doesn't make sense, it's ...... It's not scientific!"

Think about it, if it is his own father who is scolding him at this time, it will be okay to be struck by a thunderbolt in the sky. But what is Zhou Xiaoya? At most, he is just a brother-in-law, or a cousin-in-law, and he has never passed through the door...... It's just a sarcasm for him, can he use such a big battle, just hit five thunderbolts in the sky?

God is this guy's godfather?

If you don't agree with a word, you will directly drop a lightning punishment, which is too protective of the calf, right?

For a moment, Sun Jiba was stunned on the spot.

In fact, even the people from all walks of life, although they were not struck by lightning, at this moment, looking at the strange scene in front of them, the expressions on their faces were also wonderful, and they were all frightened stupid by this unexpected thunder and lightning.

"No, that's not right!"

After being stunned for a while, Sun Jiba suddenly jumped to his feet and scolded, raised his hand and pointed to the sky above his head, gritted his teeth and shouted angrily: "Coincidence, this is definitely a coincidence, there is no reason to be so effective, when did the thief be so dedicated! Is there nothing to stare at this Jinglong ground?"

"Damn! No, little cousin? You dare to call out even God? No wonder you even have such a dick! No wonder you were struck by lightning!"

Seeing that Sun Jiba looked stimulated and couldn't figure it out, Zhou Xiaoya laughed wildly in his heart, but a look of regret appeared on his face.

While shaking his head and sighing, Zhou Xiaoya once again used the spiritual power in the dantian in his lower abdomen, and between his thoughts, he smashed out two "Five Thunder Mantras" one after another.

Anyway, today I have decided to repair these second ancestors who have nothing to do and find faults, since they have decided to masturbate, I will give them a stroke to the end, it is best to make them shudder when they think of themselves in the future, so as not to jump out and disgust people in the future.

Hehe, with our current level of Taoism, the "Five Thunder Mantra" can't kill people anyway, at most it's just ******** electricity. This time, I must make these guys leave the deepest painful memories.

"Boom ......"

"Click!"

"Click!"

Two "Five Thunder Spells" smashed out in a row, perhaps because the spiritual power used at this time was a little more, and a few black clouds suddenly appeared in the sky, and the sound of thunder sounded from overhead, and then, two snake-shaped lightning bolts that were also only the thickness of chopsticks one after the other, quietly fell again.

At this moment, Sun Jiba, who had a scorched face, still maintained the shape of raising his finger to the sky, and coldly saw two more lightning bolts falling, and his entire face turned green in an instant.

It's weird today.

Isn't it just a satire of that kid? Thunder and thunder one after another, this is the rhythm of Lao Tzu to death!

The heart was constantly wailing, and when he remembered the feeling of the lightning just now that had split him ********, Sun Jiba's whole body trembled, and he howled miserably, and ran away.

It's a pity that after running a few steps, although one of the two lightning bolts fell into the air and landed on the ground in the small courtyard, making a small hole in the stone slab that was laid out, but the other one happened to bite Sun Jiba's back cheek and split his buttocks.

"Wow!"

A terrible howl suddenly roared out of Sun Jiba's mouth.

As a puff of black smoke quietly diffused from his back buttocks, Sun Jiba reversed his hands and directly covered his cheeks, and a complex expression of horror and resentment instantly appeared on his face.

Suddenly seeing this scene, even Zhou Buya almost lost his jaw.

It seems that this kid's character is really not ordinarily bad! Just throw a "Five Thunder Spell", and he can actually split his buttocks, looking at the look of resentment on his back buttocks, it is estimated that Xiaoju is really black this time, not only black, but most of them are also scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!

Perhaps because of the same association with this, all the people in the four places looked at Sun Jiba, who was ravaged in the center of the small courtyard, in a daze, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in their hind buttocks, and subconsciously touched it with their backhands.

"No, your ass is smoking, cousin Jiba, you ...... Are your chrysanthemums alright?"

Sun Yuting, who was on the side, was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so her eyes widened directly, and she seemed to be frightened when she spoke, and raised her hand to cover her lips:

"Oh my God, doesn't this god also like to pick up soap......? It's exactly the rhythm of chrysanthemums splitting into sunflowers, it's so handsome!"

"Poof!"

Suddenly, hearing such words, Sun Jiba, who had already been struck by this lightning, only felt a sweetness in his throat, and a mouthful of angry old blood spurted out directly.

That posture, that appearance, can completely compete with the blood-squirting master of Ning Wangfu in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".

"Aunt Zhou, please don't go too far!"

Just as Zhou Xiaoya was looking aside, a very discordant voice suddenly sounded in the courtyard, faintly with a touch of extremely suppressed anger.

Looking sideways, Zhou Xiaoya was immediately happy.

After making trouble for a long time, he jumped out to accuse himself of being an acquaintance, it was the guy with the three bald people.

This kid didn't know when he fell in love with Sun Jiba, or maybe he felt that there were a lot of people from all walks of life in the courtyard at this time, but he actually forgot the lesson of the previous Xiujue jade mine, and the hairy monkey jumped up and down like a monkey, accusing himself of showing loyalty.

"Yo, who am I, three bald men, are you talking to Lao Tzu?"

Squinting his eyes and glancing at the three bald men, Zhou Xiaoya said with an unhappy face: "You kid seems to have a bad memory and a big forgetful thief?"

At this moment, Zhou Xiaoya's whole body is an arrogant appearance.

He was deliberately trying to pretend to be like this today.

These young men are usually arrogant and domineering, and if they want to be afraid, or at least jealous, they have to be more arrogant and unreasonable than them.

"Hmph, don't pretend to be a ghost here, don't think that the big guy can't see it, these three lightning bolts are your ghost at all. ”

Feeling that there was still a large group of people from all walks of life behind him, the three bald men at this time were obviously very hard, stood up, took two steps forward and helped Sun Jiba aside, turned his head and glared at Zhou Xiaoya, and opened his mouth:

"Don't say that those of us who are subordinates didn't remind you, right now you are the only seedling of our Sun family, dare to make the young master of Jiba like this, turn around and be careful that Old Master Sun knocks you out of the gate of the Sun family. ”

"Damn! You kid is very fat!"

Grinning, Zhou Xiaoya rolled his eyes and continued: "Sun Jiba's lessons are still here, you dare to talk to Lao Tzu like this, no wonder you are really not afraid of five thunderstorms in the sky?"

While speaking, Zhou Xiaoya was naturally not polite, the spiritual power in the lower abdomen dantian in his body surged again, and between the silent recitation of the mantra in his mind, he took advantage of the moment when he raised his finger to the sky, and two "Five Thunder Mantras" were quietly smashed out.

"Boom ......"

"Click!"

"Click!"

As soon as the words fell, the black clouds in the sky above their heads roared a few times again, and then two electric snakes bit their tails and fell from the sky one after the other.

At this moment, Sun Jiba was rubbing his buttocks and hanging half of his buttocks on the edge of a stone bench. Coldly hearing the thunder above his head again, his physical conditioning reflex was generally to shake directly, and he stood up directly when his legs trembled.

In the next moment, two bolts of lightning fell straight down.

One fell on top of the head of the three bald men.

A slash slammed into the head of Sun Jiba, who suddenly stood up.

In an instant, the three bald men also changed to the latest hairstyle on their heads, and Sun Jiba was repeatedly smashed by lightning, and the explosive head directly turned into corn perm, and two puffs of black smoke faintly spewed out from between the mouths and noses of the two.

"Damn! Cousin Jiba is so righteous! Even this kind of thing is not allowed to thunder splitting, and he stands up at the last moment to help people top the tank, you ...... Alas, they all say that for the sake of brothers, they stick knives in their ribs, and compared with you, it's just weak?"

These two "Five Thunder Spells" were originally directed at the three bald men. This big guy can see this clearly, but it can be regarded as Sun Jiba's bad luck, he suddenly stood up coldly, and directly attracted the second lightning bolt, and the lightning turned a small corner and fell directly on his head.

was struck by lightning again, and at this moment, Sun Jiba's whole person already had hidden signs of being struck by lightning, but when he suddenly heard Zhou Xiaoya's words, he shivered with excitement, but immediately came back to his senses.

"I'm cǎo, you're a second uncle, you're going to trap Lao Tzu's rhythm!"

Thinking that his lightning bolt was split into a daze, he was simply wronged to the extreme, Sun Jiba only felt a resentment rise from his heart, cursed twice in his mouth, turned around and kicked on the back buttocks of the three bald men:

"Get out, I can't hide or win, you guy who moves thunder, if you dare to rub against me, Lao Tzu's skin will pick your ......"

While cursing, Sun Jiba's face was black, covering his injured hind buttocks and limping to the side, and he opened a safe distance from the three bald men, completely looking like he couldn't avoid it.

Such a scene fell in the eyes of all the people who were stunned in the four directions, and all the people only felt that their brains were frozen in an instant, and they completely lost the ability to think......

"Ladies and gentlemen, before I came here, I heard that you seemed to be a little slanderous about Zhou someone marrying your Cainan Pearl, and it was rare for us to get together today, taking advantage of this opportunity, everyone has any complaints about me, or ...... Would you like to tell it all?"

After looking around the courtyard, the corners of Zhou Xiaoya's mouth turned up as he spoke, and his face was full of harmless sunny smiles......