Chapter 1 The nonsense of the protagonist's confession cannot be so much
My name is Long Shen Cheng, and I have a younger brother named Long Shen Key.
In everyone's eyes, if I am a genius, then my younger brother is an ape who has not evolved completely.
Everyone flattered their father on the surface, saying that the two sons of the Dragon God family, the eldest son Nengwen and the second son Nengwu, really took advantage of the benefits of the world - but secretly, this group of sluts pointed at me, look, that is the demonic and ferocious eldest son of the Dragon God family, who has been robbing his younger brother since he was in his mother's womb, and robbed his younger brother's IQ before he was born.
That's right, although my younger brother is neither an idiot nor mentally retarded, but I don't know how to develop a character that doesn't like to read, and his already unsatisfactory grades have completely become a piece of shit in front of his academic bully brother- But here I must praise the gorilla occasionally has a time of enlightenment, when we were six years old to go to elementary school, this guy cried, made trouble and hanged himself, and dragged on for a year, causing me to be one level higher than him, so that every time the results are released, my father and mother will not have too intuitive comparison, so as not to lose his butt.
In this way, when the school bully swept the elementary school and the middle school with a crushing attitude, the gorilla was still educating the middle school in a foolish and muscular stupid way, my life was so peaceful, I usually practiced diplomacy, slaughtered the list during the exam, and won the throne of the student president by an overwhelming margin in the second year of high school - sorry, there will be no such thing as the red line on campus (Note 1), and students who don't understand what this is should not go to Baidu, and do not search for Zhu Yanxue (Note 2) and the Girl of the Shell (Note 3) or something......
Since I became a top student, my parents no longer worry about my future~ Ahem, although there is a suspicion of selling cuteness, but this is indeed the case, judging from today's contacts and accumulation, whether you want to become the prime minister or the emperor of science, it seems that there is a corresponding path, even if you want to become a partner of justice (Note 4), maybe you can succeed...... And what I need to do is to continue to be my top student in the next two years, and prepare for the third world war or the sixth scientific and technological revolution.
...... But things took a small turn in my sophomore year of high school.
A simple-minded pseudo-ape with four limbs and a simple mind squeezed into our high school, yes, he was my stupid little brother, an orangutan-like beingβ I'm not talking about his size, in fact, the rare similarity between our brothers is that they also inherited the posture of my father and mother, the reason why I say that my brother is an orangutan, is because his brain has completely solidified into muscle fibers, your sister's, no matter how high you jump and run, there is a fart, I will one day be able to build a positive electronic city breaker cannon (Note 5), you just have to sΓ¨ Xiang and become a non-level Saiyan (Note 6), stupid brother......
Ahem...... Seeing this, everyone must have noticed my poisonous tongue attribute, but in fact, I am not usually like this. As a student president who is a top student and a lupine scarf, genius is my attribute, stability is my character, majesty is my hallmark, glasses are my cuteness, and my signature moves...... Ahem, in front of the conference table, with a stern face, sitting dignified, with his hands crossed, supporting his chin, and the lenses shining with a stunning flash...... As one of the posters for the school anniversary, many children who came to visit were moved to tears, and even made a few uncles and uncles who looked fierce like they had retired from the army in tears...... (Note 7)
Well, it doesn't make sense, and it also exposes the fact that I'm sullen...... Okay, I'm really sullen, that's right, even if it's a scholar, I'm looking forward to the harem...... Phew, I'm talking about love. Girlfriend or something, love or something, secretly pay attention to the tram or something, three people eat lunch together or something, often change mobile phone tablecloths or something...... (Note 8)
With four pFp (Note 9) and 1,365 gaLgames plus 3,791 genuine love action movies and 652 adult books!
But it turns out that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, although I have read a lot of books such as love guides, and I have read a lot of romance novels as a theoretical basis when I am bored...... But it turns out that light novels and everything are deceitful, and you can neither pick up a humanoid machine (Note 1o) in the garbage recycling station, nor encounter an artificial angel falling from the sky while jerking off in the field (Note 11), nor do you encounter a strange alien who teleports in the bath (Note 12)...... I mean, I waited a year and didn't wait for even a beautiful girl to automatically post it, which was really frustrating.
...... It's so strange, it's so incomprehensible, obviously every time I go shopping, I'm accosted by some elderly aunts, why when I get to school, the girls avoid me? On the contrary, whether it's the junior students of the art club or the brothers of the baseball club, I am very welcomed, by the way, during the student president election, my male vote rate is 100 percent, and the female vote rate is a little lower, that is to say......
I'm more popular with men.
...... That's it.,This can only show the unparalleled personality charm of this Xueba.,EQ is not a problem.,IQ can be pushed flat on the line.,And girls are much more troublesome than men.,It's also a good thing to be supported by boys.γ
- I think so.
However, this belief collapsed completely when my orangutan brother entered school.
This slut swept the major sports clubs on campus within a month, and the limelight was unmatched for a while, of course, that's it, because this thing is weak except for the motor nerves that are enough, and they live in my shadow all the year round, but ...... But...... But who can sue me why he didn't do anything, there was a bunch of girls around him, bastard!
...... Don't be so exaggerated, although I don't have his healthy skin that reads wheat writing yellow, but in terms of physical fitness, I won't lose much to him! Looks? Please, although I am suspected of stealing his intelligence, I didn't let him take away my appearance at all! Is it easier for a low-IQ orangutan to give girls a sense of superiority than a high-IQ scholar? What is this? This question can't even be explained by a scholar!
...... Damn, why can he squander his youth on the sports field, and then be surrounded by a group of very stupid and naΓ―ve girls to deliver water and towels, I have to sit at the conference table with a calm face, my hands crossed to support my chin, my glasses reflective, and give orders to a group of brothers and sisters who are full of fanaticism and adoration on their faces!
...... I don't know if my brother has been jealous of me for more than ten years.
But I knew that my superiority over my brother had cracked in my sophomore year of high school.
Soon after...... I had a terrible secret.
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Note 1: This question has been asked for a long time...... The Campus Red Line, also known as the Campus Red Zone, is a side work of the Reims series, which tells the story of how a diligent and pure and wise teenager teaches various girls on campus to be self-reliant and self-reliant......
Note 2: This is a heart-warming and philosophical novel, which can sharpen people's will and sublimate the realm of people after reading it.
Note 3: This is a heart-warming and surprising game, which can improve people's taste and increase people's experience after playing.
Note 4: I want to be a rotten woman...... No, the righteous partners. This pinching him comes from the lifelong dream of Emiya Kiritsugu and Emiya Shirou, of course, the coyote jumped out in a certain line of the plot, but Emiya Kiritsugu has always made a choice firmly and tragically.
Note 5: This is a magical cannon that sits on the legs of the "Archangel...... Lying groove, god position, and even more amazingly, it is actually equipped with two doors...... Ithaveto!tooooooooooooooooooooo!
Note 6: The fighting nation in Dragon Ball, I've always felt that this race is ostensibly a shake of conquering and wanting to break the table, but in fact, it is a shake m with a masochistic system, and the combat power is doubled at a near death, and the more it hurts, the stronger it becomes...... What the.
Note 7: This is the classic action of pinching Commander Ta Ikaru...... This is not much to say, the commander of the party has a blue sky on his head.
Note 8: This plot is taken from the triangular experience of a certain Ito and a certain Saionji and a certain Katsura...... It can be called an immortal story introduced by a mobile phone tablecloth, and it is really a love story that has been recited through the ages......
Note 9: Model pFp, this body is not in Sony's battle sequence, it comes from Divine Knowledge, the god costume of Katsuragi of the dead house, it is said that it is the same as the holy sword, and it is 100% dropped by him......
Note 1o: This is a humanoid computer angel...... No, it's the angel's heart pinching him, and that's how the protagonist picked up Xiao Ji.
Note 11: This is a pinch of something from the sky, when Sakurai Tomoki picked up Icarus, there was a vision in the sky, like a minotaur shaman indiscriminately inserting totem poles in the sky, and smashed a sinkhole...... Of course, I don't know if Zhishen was jerking off at the time.
Note 12: The pinch of the princess who sold (selling) the bag (meat) was pinched by him, and it was in this way that Lala suddenly came to Yuuki Rito's side, and since then, the wheels of history have been turning, and the power of a generation of god's wrestlers has awakened.
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