In a sense, I have the perfect family structure like the main character of the comics - of course, this is to cut out some obstructive and unsightly gorilla, a boy named Ryujinkey, who sleepily spreads jam on bread next to me in a hooligan posture - and I certainly didn't go to bed early last night, and I quietly cleaned up the fried eggs in front of me.

For the time being, there is only my mother and I in this family, and there is an ape. In my father's words, she worked in the field all year round, traveled all over the world for business - in fact, my mother, who was a fashion designer by profession, was not with us for nine months of the year, but only came back regularly to visit, in her words, "to replenish the motherly love of her two lovely sons".

So this form of breakfast can already be called homely. Most of the time, I wake up early every day, with a combination of formulas swirling in my head, and I make breakfast in my hands—breakfast for myself and feed for an orangutan.

-- At the dinner table, my mother nagged strange things about our physical and mental growth.

"Makoto, although you are the pride of our family, you can't exhaust yourself. The mother showed a strange expression, "Why can't you just watch a movie like a normal boy?"

The stupid brother burst out laughing, and I smiled shyly -- it's so sweet, Mother, your son's attainments in this area are no less than those of the KGB's ** masters (Note 1), of course, still in the pathetic theoretical stage. The muscular orangutan over there, don't show a look of pity, virgins are also divided into realms, do you think I don't read that kind of thing? I've read more yellow books over the years than you've read light novels, you pathetic stinky otaku.

"Mom, don't tell your eldest brother about such terrible things. "He would push his glasses and solemnly analyze and argue the proposition 'H is wrong' from the perspective of science and biology......"

"The wisdom of the orangutan. I snorted, "Now that you know how to eat jam bread, why was it so hard to feed before?"

The dragon god key was immediately silent - this orangutan fool only then remembered what it means to be an eldest brother like a father.

Let's put it this way, in the days when my parents were away, I cooked the meals every day. This guy has been a kitchen saboteur since he was a child, and the things he makes are not so much dark dishes as biological weapons, and he doesn't even dare to eat them himself-you know, the spiritual mentor of the dragon god key boy is Belgeris (Note 2)-so if I don't cook, this idiot will also go hungry, what? At this time, the eldest brother's statement that he was like a father made meritorious service again, and the living expenses were completely in my hands, and the little soup and water with the pocket money were all bought into bread and starved to death for him, and the amount of food that the muscular orangutan ate was not a joke.

Sample, fight with me...... At the moment when my mother read the newspaper, I vaguely slashed my neck with a knife in my hand, and then got up with a bitter expression on my face: "It's almost time, we should go." ”

"Got it......" The button swallowed the bread in two bites, and then opened his hand to his mother, "Hug ......"

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Since my first year of high school, I have been going to school with my younger brother again.

Tianqi High School, which I attended, is not far from our house, and it can be reached in 20 minutes by foot, and if the orangutan monster next to me is all forward, then it can be reached in 5 minutes. We both chose to leave home 50 minutes before class because I had to go to the student union early in the morning for morning class, and I had to go to the playground for 20 minutes to spend my youth.

That's right, the person next to me is my brother. Some people say that if we two brothers go on a tour together, it will give the effect that the prime minister and the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi will go on tour together, but I have reservations about this. Although I have always been silent and majestic, I ...... Well, in fact, the truth is this: this student has a habit of trying not to stop thinking, and when thinking about problems, I am not used to using the muscles on my face, so I have a facial paralysis-like effect, and thanks to the gift of my parents, even if my face is facial paralysis, it looks like "majestic silence".

Of course, it's not that that needs to be complained about -- Are you sure that the muscular fool next to me is like the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi? Come on, the yakuza in Japan are different from other places, and they are not so much criminal groups that disturb the people as they are regular corporations, and who makes the Japanese gangsters legal? Therefore, the argument that Ryujin Jian is like the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi is too unreliable, and the chairman of a large national company has red hair and looks like a hooligan...... Cut.

"Big brother, you are saying bad things about me in your heart again. Key's slanted eyes floated over, full of hooliganism.

"Nope. I flatly denied it, "I'm thinking about the application of the Alicadia sequence in molecular engineering, and as for your bad words, let others say it, I don't have the leisure to do it." ”

The stupid orangutan automatically filtered the second half of the sentence, and in other words, he just wanted to find something to say: "What is the number series? Xueba is Xueba, and he is actually thinking about such a profound question, I have never even heard of it." ”

"Of course you haven't heard of it. I glanced at him disdainfully, "Because I made it up casually, and only after hearing about it can I have ghosts." ”

It worked...... The first step of the Daily Mission was completed, and I was making a gesture of victory in my heart. Long Shenjian covered his heart in pain, and I showed a concerned look: "What's the matter, Key, is it really atrial cancer?"

"What's that strange name!" the key finally roared, "are you just looking at me to die?"

"No. "I don't keep quiet," it has always been the younger brother who has hatred for the elder brother, such as the dog (Note 3), the alchemist (Note 4), and the ninja (Note 5). ”

"Edward, their brotherhood is good, what is the hatred!" Jian retorted excitedly.

I looked at him with disdain: "You're really a stinky otaku, it's disgusting." ”

"If you've watched this kind of anime, what qualifications do you have to say about me!"

"Can the matter of Xueba be called a house?" I snorted, "If you say it, who will believe it?"

“...... Damn, big brother, you are so inconsistent, pretending to be a child in front of people, and bullying me in the back, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?"

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Note 1: I didn't want to comment on this at first, but it seems that someone asked...... The KGB knows, it was a powerful intelligence organization set up by the Soviet Union back then, which was used to bomb the FBI, caI, MI6 and the Mossad, such an organization, of course, there would be the legendary "swallow", that is, a beautiful female agent...... The task of the KGB's masters is to use the rich posture of their heads to train innocent little girls into deadly stunners......

Note 2: Needless to say, the legendary Bei Ye, who devours everything, has no taboo of "inedible", and the famous saying is "chicken flavor, crunchy" and "If you go to the head, you can eat it"......

Note 3: The dog is said to be a love and killing between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha's brothers...... Anime Inuyasha.

Note 4: Scissorhands, Edward...... Wrong, it's the friendship between Peewee and the Iron Brothers...... Anime "Fullmetal Alchemist".

Note 5: Of course, the ninja is talking about Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha...... It's still a broken thing between brothers. From Naruto, all three examples were used by Makoto Ryujin to disgust the orangutan key.

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