Chapter 206: Dugu Girl
After buying the vegetables, Qin Lang went straight to the kitchen......
Qin Lang's cooking skills are indeed excellent, and after more than half an hour's work, a table of dishes has been prepared.
Before Qin Lang went up to call the two, he saw that the two had already gone downstairs, and the Dugu girl looked at the fragrant dishes on the table, and looked at Qin Lang with novelty: "You did all this?"
"Yes, what's the problem?" Qin Lang replied.
Dugu girl's eyes were different, but she didn't show it, but laughed: "It's nothing, it looks very good, then I'll eat it first." β
Saying that, Dugu Sister had already served a bowl of rice, and she ate it as if no one was around.
Seeing that Dugu's quest for defeat had started, Ximen Blowing Snow was naturally not far behind, and after shyly thanking Qin Lang, he also sat down, also eating and eating vegetables.
Li Qiang and his wife looked at the two of them in a daze, were they ignored?
But then, the two of them didn't have the strength to be depressed, because the speed of the two guys Dugu and Ximen Chuixue was too fast to destroy the food, but after a while, a few plates of dishes had been snatched up by the two, yes, they were snatched up!
The two of them are natural enemies, even at the dinner table, and their eyes and expressions are full of absolute rebellion.
Seeing the scene where the two of them refused to give in to each other, Qin Lang patted the table: "Hey, you two, pay attention to your identity, you are sword gods and sword demons." β
"Identity, what is it, can it be eaten as food?"
"Childe is fortunate to have worked hard to make the dish, how can he not eat the snow?"
Qin Lang: "......"
Seeing the two of them can be described as a storm. Li Qiang and his wife couldn't sit still, so they also joined in and competed with the two for food.
"I'm!" Qin Lang scolded secretly, what kind of nonsense did he say, but it was the most practical to do it.
Qin Lang pinched a bean, but the next moment, the bean was gone.
"What's going on?" Qin Lang's eyes widened.
I saw Dugu girl chewing the beans in her mouth, and said with a smile: "You are really good, you actually put vegetables for this girl to eat." β
"I ......" Qin Lang felt a little pain in his head......
When Qin Lang sandwiched the fifteenth dish, the green vegetables on his chopsticks were torn off a leaf by Dugu Meizi and Ximen Fuxue. He finally got a little choy sum.
At last. Qin Lang really can't stand it......
He turned around and ate the white rice.
After eating a table of dishes, Dugu Sister and Ximen Fuxue hiccuped loudly at the same time.
"Now, Onoko. I'm full. Let's go up and take a shower first. This is the voice of the lonely girl. Damn it. You can call me Ono, but don't put the word 'sub' at the end, okay?
"Childe, blow the snow and go to sleep. "This is Simon's puppet voice. Khan ~ Ximen blowing snow, you are a man. Even if you're a pseudo-mother, don't call me a child, okay? I'll treat you like a woman......
After Qin Lang saw the two troublesome characters leaving, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the table again, and found that even the soup had been licked clean by the two of them, and the plate almost didn't need to be washed.
Qin Lang, who smacked his lips, looked at Li Qiang and his wife, who were also depressed, and the two were not only ignored, but also suffered a crushing defeat in the battle over food.
There was no way, Qin Lang had no choice but to tie his apron again and fry a few side dishes again......
Finally solved the family's dinner, Qin Lang was already a little exhausted, not only physically tired, but also mentally tired, since those two legends appeared, he has been in a state of exhaustion.
Li Qiang and his wife finally thought of the problem: "Just now, those two girls are ......" As Qin Lang expected, Li Qiang and his wife completely regarded Ximen Blowing Snow as a girl.
To be honest, this is the real world, not the clumsy model of a man in the movie. Simon Blowing Snow did give birth to a pretty face of a woman, and it looked no different from a woman.
If Qin Lang hadn't known Ximen Blowing Snow's gender before, he would have been really hard to tell.
Qin Lang explained to his parents for a while, and the two finally understood, their expressions full of novelty: "It's incredible!"
"yes, even I can't believe it. Qin Lang also sighed, he really didn't understand why the two of them were so different from the original book, it was just like the other two people.
When you're full and you've drunk enough, what's next, it's naturally tuba and trumpet.
Qin Lang considered the previous incident about the water dispenser, and in order to prevent Dugu Sister and Ximen Pseudo-Niang from destroying the toilet and bathtub in the bathroom, he immediately rushed to the second floor.
For Dugu Sister and Ximen Pseudo-Niang, Qin Lang didn't dare to relax at all, these two guys are not just troublesome, they are also a first-class super time bomb, if they are not careful, it is estimated that their houses will be demolished......
After coming to the living room on the second floor, Qin Lang glanced left and right, and after finding that no one was missing, he hurriedly came to the bathroom, and found that as he expected, Dugu Sister and Ximen Pseudo-Niang were looking around the toilet.
The two of them opened the toilet lid, and when they looked inside, they found that the water inside was clear and transparent, not only did it not smell, but it also had a faint jasmine fragrance - Qin Lang is a good boy who loves cleanliness very much, and the bathroom is cleaned carefully every day, how can there be a peculiar smell?
"Isn't this for washing your face?" Dugu girl muttered suspiciously, while Ximen Pseudo-Niang shook her head: "This should be a natural well, and the water in it is used to drink ......"
Qin Lang listened with a strange expression, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter, if people knew that a generation of sword demons and a generation of sword gods used the toilet as a washbasin and a natural well, I don't know if they would be shocked to lose their big teeth and stare out of their eyes.
Fortunately, there was an incident about the water dispenser before, and Qin Lang's ability to bear it was much stronger, but it was also difficult to control himself for a while, and his expression could be described as colorful.
Seeing Qin Lang, the host, appear, the two immediately asked shamelessly.
"Ono (ya) ko. I see you came here to go up to the thatched house, where is the thatched pit?"
"Childe, Blowing Snow sees that there is only this natural well and that bathtub in this room, I don't know where else is convenient?"
Qin Lang was depressed, Dugu Meizi's tone of calling herself a little local, how did the three words 'Xiao Yezi' sound more and more like 'Xiao Yazi'?
"Well, this cenote is ...... Well, this is the pit. Qin Lang pointed to the toilet, trying to maintain a calm tone and expression.
"......" Dugu girl and Ximen puppet mother were dumbfounded at the same time, looking at each other's eyes with a strange light.
To avoid burning. Qin Lang planned to teach the two of them how to use the toilet immediately.
He doesn't talk nonsense either. He directly pointed out the purpose and use of a qiΔ thing in the bathroom, such as how to use the faucet, and the toilet, of course. And how to flush after cooling. and how to access the tissue. By the way, and how should I use hand sanitizer after cleaning my butt and putting it on my pants...... I even showed myself how to sit on the toilet.
After all, Qin Lang has also been an actor for a while. Although it is a trick, but the speculation of the language is a lot, after a few words, I have finished saying everything, and then I plan to walk out of the bathroom immediately.
But he found that Dugu Meizi's expression was a little wrong, and her expression was also worried, which made Qin Lang puzzled: Did he say something wrong just now?
Dugu girl asked a very straightforward sentence: "I heard it right, right? Wipe your ass with paper!" Although this sentence sounds ridiculous, the point is that this sentence came from the mouth of a girl.
"Of course, what do you use if you don't use paper?" Qin Lang's heart was not ordinarily big, and he replied casually, his expression was quite calm.
Hearing this answer, Dugu girl didn't look angry at all, but held her delicate chin, as if she was thinking......
In fact, there is only one problem that Qin Lang did not consider, and that is the times.
You know, papermaking was a great invention in the Han Dynasty, but it was not until the Yuan Dynasty that the products of this technology were used in people's most practical lives: toilets, that is, large sizes.
Why is it to the Yuan Dynasty, mainly because the Yuan Dynasty was established by the Mongols, the culture is relatively backward, and there is no awareness of the Han people to "cherish the word paper", so the toilet paper has entered people's lives.
Before, for a long time, everyone used bamboo chips to make toilet hygiene products, even the emperor was no exception. During the Tang and Song dynasties, people used a kind of wood or bamboo called "toilet chips", toilet chips are also known as toilet chips, the use of toilet chips was introduced from India with Buddhism, and later toilet chips were changed to paper by the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty royal family. To put it simply, it is a wooden or bamboo strip that is used to wipe dirt after defecation. This type of toilet was also used in parts of China and Japan over the last century......
However, Qin Lang's head turned relatively fast, and he immediately thought of this problem, it seems that Dugu Meizi, a native of the Song Dynasty, still has this concept of "respecting words and paper".
"Great, wipe my butt with paper, why didn't I think of it? β
Dugu girl suddenly looked like she suddenly realized, laughed happily, and looked at Qin Lang with a happy face: "I didn't expect you to be so smart, you would think of wiping your butt with paper." β
"......" Qin Lang was speechless for a while, being praised by such words, he didn't feel the slightest sense of accomplishment, let alone any sense of superiority in IQ.
After the two understood the use of the toilet, they immediately kicked Qin Lang out......
Uh, no!
After Qin Lang came out of the bathroom, his face turned dark, it seemed that the Dugu girl and Ximen pseudo-niang in the bathroom were lonely men and widows, right? A man and a woman were in the bathroom......
Without saying a word, Qin Lang immediately turned around and opened the door, and when he landed, Qin Lang heard a scream:
"Ahh
According to common sense, it is usually women who scream, but this time it is an exception - in the bathroom, Ximen Pseudo-Niang is untying his trouser belt, and is already about to pull down his pants and sit on the toilet, at this moment, he looked at Qin Lang with horror in his eyes, as if he had seen a wild beast.
Qin Lang was stunned for a moment, and immediately looked to the side, and found that the Dugu girl was facing away from Ximen Pseudo-Niang, and hummed: "Hurry up, it will take so long to untie your pants, are you still a man?"
"Uh, sorry. Excuse me. β
Qin Lang laughed dryly at Ximen Pseudo-Niang, and quickly stepped forward and grabbed Dugu Girl's arm: "Dugu girl, you are a girl, when Brother Xue is on the tuba, it is better for you to avoid it." β
Saying that, Qin Lang was about to pull Dugu girl out of the bathroom, but at this time, Ximen Pseudo-Niang said: "Childe, do you want to see Blowing Snow's body? I can show you." β
Qin Lang subconsciously turned his head to look and found that Ximen's puppet mother suddenly turned from frightened to shy and timid, looking at himself with a watery look in his eyes......
I'll be embarrassed even if you're so generous. Qin Lang's cheeks stiffened. Reluctantly replied: "Thank you Brother Fuxue for your kindness." After all, I'm a man myself, and I already know men's bodies very well, so I'm only curious about women's bodies now. β
Dugu girl suddenly broke away from Qin Lang's hand. Pinching the powder fist, he said, "Ono (ya)ko." What are you doing? I'm playing against him. Let's see who finishes first, so you'd better go out first. I'm going to win......"
"No!" Qin Lang's voice suddenly became more serious, this was the first time he had such a firm attitude--at this moment. Even the Dugu girl called herself Xiao Yazi, Qin Lang didn't care.
Qin Lang, who was no longer talking nonsense, roared domineeringly: "Come out with me!"
Saying that, Qin Lang had already walked out of the bathroom, and his eyes were still staring at Dugu Girl fiercely, which was domineering and decisive.
Dugu girl was stunned, pouted, and reluctantly walked out of the bathroom.
Seeing that Dugu Sister compromised with herself for the first time, Qin Lang was surprised, could it be that she still had the attributes of Long Aotian, otherwise, how could she let Dugu Sister be soft so lightly?
Qin Lang still understands this truth when he sees it, he doesn't say much, but closes the door of the bathroom, and then walks to the hall, and says, "Dugu girl, I don't know what your favorite thing is?"
"Fight!" Dugu girl said in a sullen voice.
"Except for fights. β
"It's still fighting!"
"......" Qin Lang rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Of course it's because it's cool, if it weren't for the coolness, would you go to fight?"
Dugu girl was stunned for a moment, and said in a daze: "Oh, you can also say that, it does feel very cool when fighting, it is cooler than horses killing chickens and tuba." "Khan, Qin Lang has long been completely immune to the vulgar words spit out of the mouth of the Dugu girl, this little girl is really very straightforward, but you can also see her innocent and cute side.
"Then do you want to do something cooler?" Qin Lang asked.
From any point of view, Qin Lang, as a man, is more connotative when he says this kind of thing to a woman~
"What's the cooler thing?"
"Don't worry, you'll know next~"
After coming to the hall with Dugu Girl, Qin Lang pointed to the sofa and said, "Lie down first." β
Dugu girl was puzzled: "Why do you want to lie down?"
"Now, I'm going to massage you and let you experience what is really cool?" Qin Lang said with a serious face.
"You don't want to take advantage of this girl, do you?"
Dugu girl is not easy to fool, she suddenly became alert, staring at two bright big eyes.
"You're only fifteen years old, and you're not fully developed, so how can I be interested in you?"
Qin Lang's face was innocent, his eyes looked at Dugu Girl's chest, and he said righteously: "As a new generation of mountain monsters, you have to dare to accept new things, it's just a massage, don't you dare?"
"It's not well developed...... Dugu girl looked down at her breasts, and said with some shame: "What kind of eyes do you have, this girl's figure is not good?"
"Ahem~" Qin Lang coughed dryly a few times, thinking that Dugu girl didn't care much about her figure, but she didn't expect to be so excited, sure enough, girls are girls.
"Also, what's wrong with fifteen years old? Isn't it very young, don't think that this girl doesn't understand anything?" Dugu girl squeezed her pink fist and snorted: "I will never ......take lightly that kind of person who has bad intentions."
"......" Qin Lang's forehead began to sweat, why did this little girl get serious all of a sudden, wasn't she still smug just now?
"But ......" Dugu girl changed her words and said happily: "You said that the massage is very cool, is it true? I have heard it when I walked the rivers and lakes before, but I have never experienced it." β
Qin Lang exhaled, it seems that Dugu girl is more interested in new things after all. His face turned straight: "Of course it's true, when did I lie to you?"
"You're right, new things should be felt, isn't it just massage, there's nothing to be afraid of. β
Dugu girl's face was superior, and she continued: "Then you can start, massage me." β
Seeing that the Dugu girl opened the golden mouth, Qin Lang was excited, he didn't expect that he could go on a blind date with a generation of sword demon girls so easily.
"It's just a massage, don't mess around. β
Dugu girl reminded that the person was already lying on the sofa. The little head is facing outward.
To gain trust. Qin Lang didn't come nonsense, but put his hand on Dugu Meizi's shoulders and did the most basic massage - it is worthy of practicing martial arts, the elasticity and smoothness of this skin are superb.
There are no three-threes. How dare you go to Liangshan? Although Qin Lang's massage techniques are not master-level. But it's also presentable. Let the lonely girl, a first-time experiencer, be comfortable and about to moan.
Qin Lang's massage technique is also very simple, it is improvised according to the rhythm of his own stir-frying.
At present, Qin Lang is just stir-frying. So it seems to be drizzling with the wind.
Gradually, Qin Lang's movements became wild, and he already belonged to the stage of stir-frying, his hands were flying, constantly beating and kneading on the shoulders and backs of the Dugu girl, and the straightforward Dugu girl hummed.
Qin Lang heard the slight moan of Dugu Sister in his ears, and he was proud in his heart: Hehe, the massage is just the beginning, only if she gets used to my touch, can she develop further......
After massaging Dugu Girl's shoulders and back for a while, Qin Lang was no longer satisfied with this, he pinched Dugu Girl's little hand and began to pinch her jade arm......
"Do you feel okay, are you cool?" Qin Lang asked.
"Very good~"
Dugu girl's cheeks were flushed, she didn't look at Qin Lang, but turned her gaze to the side, and there seemed to be a trace of shyness hidden in her big shining eyes. Her snow-white skin exudes an alluring luster, and her face exudes endless magic.
Qin Lang looked at Dugu girl, and only felt that her eyebrows were picturesque and charming. This face was so perfect, so impeccable, that he only looked at it for a while, and he couldn't help but feel the urge to kiss it.
Gritting his teeth to restrain the restlessness in his heart, Qin Lang hurriedly turned his head, and his hands subconsciously ......
"Ah~ Don't touch other people's buttocks......" Dugu girl screamed, and suddenly turned over to sit up, but at this moment, Qin Lang's upper body was blocking above.
"Poofβ"
Qin Lang's whole person was directly knocked to the ground by a force, and then he only felt a delicate body pressing on his body, especially the feeling in his chest, which seemed to be tightly pressed by two soft flesh......
"Ahh
A scream came, it was from the mouth of Ximen Pseudo-Niang who came out of the bathroom, and he looked at the scene in the living room with a surprised face: I saw that the Dugu girl was pressing on Qin Lang's body, the faces of the two were pressed together, and Qin Lang's head was twisted to the side.
This exclamation made Qin Lang immediately turn his head, and immediately felt that his lips touched the two pink lips, and before he could feel it properly, he found that the two pink lips were far away from him in an instant.
Dugu girl suddenly soared up from Qin Lang's body, her face was red, and her eyes flickered as she looked at Qin Lang, full of anger and shame......
"Hmm, ...... just now" Qin Lang's eyes moved, and he reacted immediately, he hurriedly smiled indifferently, and looked at Ximen Pseudo-Niang: "Brother Blowing Snow, it was just a massage just now." β
Qin Lang pursed his lips, feeling the sweetness, and his heart rippled: "I'm really a genius, and I took away the first kiss of a generation of sword demon Dugu girls with my own set of 'stir-fry massage methods'...... Uh, it's just not very enjoyable~"
"Ho ho, it's just a massage~" Dugu girl's cheeks twitched, and she smiled extremely reluctantly.
Ximen Pseudo-Niang glanced at the two of them and said, "Childe, you are willing to let Dugu massage for you, so Blowing Snow also wants to massage you, I don't know what Childe wants?"
"Huh?" Qin Lang opened his mouth wide all of a sudden, and he hurriedly squeezed out a stiff smile: "No, no need." β
Dugu girl was dissatisfied: "It's not me who massages him." β
"Oh, I see. Ximen Pseudo-Niang chuckled: "Childe is willing to massage Dugu, so Blowing Snow also hopes that Childe will deign and massage Blowing Snow, I don't know what Childe wants?"
Qin Lang's expression became even stiffer. I wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh: "I don't think so, that, I said it, you are a man and I am also a man, so I am only interested in women." β
Ximen Pseudo-Niang didn't care, and said earnestly: "The son is unwilling to massage the blowing snow, but the blowing snow is willing to massage the child, and please don't let down the blowing snow." β
"IβI'm going to get on the tuba, you guys talk slowly. Dugu girl ran away directly. Leaving Qin Lang alone.
"Ouch...... Headache died......" Qin Lang hugged his head and exclaimed in pain. However, the wise choice is to faint~
After the two great gods finally settled down at home, Qin Lang always had a question in his heart: Why are the identities, genders, and personalities of Dugu Meizi and Ximen Blowing Snow so different from the original work?
After making up his mind, Qin Lang decided to have a good conversation with the two.
I saw that Simon Pseudo-Niang was already lying on the sofa on the left. It looks like I'm asleep. He looked at it again. I found that the Dugu girl was also curled up on the sofa on the right, like a cute doll, with rosy cherry lips shiny. This girl seems to be dreaming.
After seeing these two picture scrolls, Qin Lang's heart throbbed slightly, and at the same time, he didn't forget to slander: Are these two guys really sword gods and sword demons, in a strange world, they are not in a hurry to figure out their situation, so they fell asleep with such a big nerve.
Taking a deep breath, Qin Lang suppressed the restlessness in his heart and planned to take a shower.
Summer is like this, people are constantly sweated and feel slimy, and after taking a bath, they are really refreshed.
Qin Lang, who was wearing a pair of shorts, walked into the hall and immediately found that the two of them had woken up, as if they were waiting for him.
Dugu girl spoke first: "Xiao Yezi, do you have anything to say to this girl?"
"Childe, if you have any doubts, but it doesn't hurt to say it, Blowing Snow will definitely know everything and say everything. Ximen Blowing Snow was not willing to be lonely. Qin Lang wanted to cry without tears: Nima, don't call me 'Childe', okay?
Qin Lang said: "Well, since you asked first, then I will also say it directly, first of all, whether your name in the original world is the sword god and sword demon......
Before he could finish asking, the lonely girl immediately shouted: "By the way, how did you know the name of this girl's sword demon?"
"Oh, yes, it's incredible. Ximen Pseudo-Niang also patted his head and exclaimed. Qin Lang: "......"
For these two guys, Qin Lang was powerless to complain. However, from the reactions of the two, this made him realize a very strict question: When Dugu was fifteen or sixteen years old, was his title a sword demon?
Qin Lang was excited in his heart, and immediately grabbed Dugu Girl's soft little hand, and said, "Follow me." β
According to common sense, Dugu girl can instantly break free from Qin Lang's big hand that grabbed her small hand, but she saw that there was no blasphemy in Qin Lang's eyes, so she let the other party lead her.
Pulling Dugu girl to the computer, Qin Lang pointed to the few lines of Jin Lao in the computer describing Dugu's defeat:
"Fierce and fierce, invincible, and the weak crown is used to compete with the heroes of Heshuo. β
"Ziwei soft sword, used before the age of thirty, accidentally injured the righteous ominous, but abandoned the deep valley. β
"The heavy sword has no edge, and the great ingenuity is not worked. Before the age of forty, he was rampant in the world. β
"After the age of forty, it is not stagnant in things, and plants, trees, bamboos and stones can be used as swords. Since then, it has been refined, gradually to the realm where no sword is better than a sword. β
Dugu girl first pulled out the small hand held by Qin Lang, then looked at the computer, and then frowned and snorted: "What's the matter, you pulled me here to see these unknown words." β
Seeing that Dugu was angry, Qin Lang was stunned, and then Ximen Pseudo-Niang also spoke: "Childe, what do these words mean? I only know a few." β
"It's so confusing!" Qin Lang finally reacted, the words on the computer were simplified, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Pseudo-Niang only recognized traditional characters, besides, the ancient characters were all typeset vertically, unlike the modern ones that were typeset horizontally.
After thinking about it, Qin Lang copied these lines of words in the notebook, and then searched for the corresponding traditional characters, and then typeset them vertically - although there were not many words, it also wasted Qin Lang more than ten minutes.
During this period, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Fuxue did not disturb, and the two of them understood Qin Lang's behavior, but they didn't understand anything.
Qin Lang typeset these lines vertically into traditional Chinese characters. Only then did he look at Dugu and seek defeat: "Na, in short, this is the Book of Heaven, which records your deeds." β
"Book of Heaven?" Dugu girl asked in surprise, and then said, "Since you can understand the words on the Book of Heaven?"
"Heavenly Secrets Must Not Be Leaked~"
Qin Lang pretended to shake his head and said, "Now, you understand, right? These lines are all about you." It was engraved when you were old. β
After reading these lines, Dugu girl laughed: "Not bad, these words do seem to be this girl's style." β
"That's not the point. Qin Lang shook his head again. He asked the most doubtful words in his heart: "You are only fifteen or sixteen years old now. It stands to reason that he hasn't reached the invincible Cheng dΓΉ in the world, right?"
The lonely girl laughed: "You are right, I am fifteen years old this year, but I am already invincible in the world." The year before last, at the martial arts conference. With a heavy sword, I defeated the leaders and helpers of the major sects and factions. There are also many hidden predecessors and other heroes of the world. β
β......β
Qin Lang was speechless for a long time. Dumbfounded, she looked at the cute girl who was smiling in front of herβis this still a human being?
"The year before last...... Youβyou're invincible at thirteen?"
"Yes, it's just that I'm humble, so when I'm old. I guess it's going to be changed to 'run rampant before the age of forty', right?"
"And what about before you turned thirteen?"
"Oh, I used the crape myrtle soft sword when I was twelve. But I hurt a lot of good people by mistake. β
"Before twelve?"
"Oh, I remember when I was eleven years old, I was just starting out, fighting those martial arts people in the Heshuo area. β
......
Qin Lang was silent for a long time, and finally the egg was decided, and the little girl in front of him was a big word (how did the Dugu girl practice, let's not dwell on this problem - feel the spirit, right?), one of the most buggy storage in history:
Before the age of twelve, he reached the sword stage.
Before the age of thirteen, he reached the soft sword stage.
Before the age of fourteen, he reached the epee period.
......
Qin Lang never thought that the description of Dugu seeking defeat in the original book was originally based on one of the biggest variables - Dugu seeking defeat was a very "modest (sweat~)" little girl, so when she was old, the sword she buried and the words engraved were very different from the reality.
Because of this, she changed the age of twelve to the age of twenty, the age of thirteen to the age of thirty, and the age of fourteen to the age of forty......
It turns out that this is the truth!
There is no doubt about the strength of Dugu seeking defeat!
Qin Lang complained in his heart: According to such a perverted progress, is Dugu already able to shatter the void before he is twenty years old?
"Alas~ It's just that the most annoying thing is that those martial arts people always talk about me as a daughter, and people come to propose marriage all day long, but those guys' kung fu is so bad that no one can beat me...... So I had to pretend to be a man. β
The voice of Dugu girl's complaint came, breaking Qin Lang's thoughts in his heart.
He rolled his eyes: "You are invincible in the world at the age of thirteen, and at the age of fourteen, you can use grass, trees, bamboos and stones as swords, and gradually become better than swords without a sword! So, fifteen-year-old Dugu girl, who can be the enemy?"
The biggest mystery in his heart was solved, and Qin Lang finally accepted the fact that Dugu was a girl.
As for how Dugu Girl practiced? Qin Lang was not interested in understanding at all, just like why Bruce Lee could become a legend and why Zhou Xingxing could become the king of comedy, it was enough to understand that this was a spirit - myths are always unique, and if you apply the dull reality and common sense, it will only seem ridiculous.
As for the fact that Ximen Blowing Snow is a pseudo-mother, Qin Lang is even less interested in in-depth understanding, people are born with this beautiful face, and no one cares.
On the contrary, after Qin Lang understood the temperament of these two people, he was at ease, at least both of them were not disgusted with themselves - at least for now, Qin Lang was the only earthling who could talk to the two of them.
The night gradually deepened, and the Dugu girl and Ximen Pseudo-Niang yawned again and again, looking sleepy.
The corners of Qin Lang's mouth twitched, if you are sleepy, go back to the sofa, why don't you sit on my bed and get up?
"That, Dugu girl. Brother Blowing Snow, you ......"
Dugu girl spoke first, she pointed to Ximen Blowing Snow, and said, "Ono, I'm going to sleep, you let him go back to sleep on the sofa." β
"......" Qin Lang looked at Dugu girl silently, are you going to make a fuss, this is my bed, when will you sleep with it?
"Childe, will you let this woman go back to the couch and sleep?" and we'll ...... together," Simon Fuyuki said. Blushing.
Qin Lang's face turned black all of a sudden: Even if you are a pseudo-mother. But you are an ancient person, how can even the ancients be so undisciplined!
β...... Let's talk about martial arts. Ximen Fuxue continued, and Qin Lang roared in his heart: Can you finish a sentence and blush again?
"Ono. You said that you were willing to discuss martial arts with a beautiful girl. I still hope to discuss martial arts with a man's mother-in-law. "Dugu girl is not to be outdone.
Originally. Qin Lang still has plans to discuss martial arts with either of the two, but in this situation, forget it.
Qin Lang put his hands on the right shoulder of Dugu Sister and the left shoulder of Ximen Pseudo-Niang. "You two get me up, I'm going to sleep." β
At this moment, Qin Lang's eyes were firm, there was no room for relaxation, in the face of a generation of sword gods and a generation of sword demons, Qin Lang made an attitude of being an ordinary person who was not afraid of being strong.
Unexpectedly, the two stood up one after another, snorted relatively coldly, and went to the sofa together.
Qin Lang touched his head, a little unsure why, why are these two guys so obedient?
If you don't understand, you naturally don't want to, at least Qin Lang found something that made him happy, and the two of them were not as troublesome as they imagined~
The night was deeper, and Qin Lang gradually fell asleep.
Just when Qin Lang was in a dream with Zhou Gong's daughter Qingqing and me, he only felt that five mountains appeared above his head, and he pressed straight down towards him......
"Hah-"
Qin Lang woke up suddenly, and after he opened his eyes, he immediately found that he had a person pressed on his body, which was a ...... Youth.
What are you kidding? Qin Lang, who was still a little confused, couldn't react all of a sudden, what was this the situation of Shenma?
Fortunately, this young man also seemed to realize something, and immediately planned to get up from Qin Lang's body, but Qin Lang grabbed the clothes on his chest and asked, "Hey, buddy, let's make it clear first, why are you pressing me for no reason?"
The young man was stunned for a moment, touched his head a little embarrassedly, and was about to speak, but Qin Lang immediately said again: "By the way, how did you come in......"
Speaking of this, Qin Lang came to his senses in an instant, and after his eyebrows twitched fiercely a few times, he squeezed out a few stiff smiles: "I said buddy, you don't want to kill me while I'm asleep, right?"
The young man's eyes widened, and he said, "How could I want to kill you......?"
Qin Lang sighed and said, "Then you don't get up from me, you are a big man, you like to press on a man's body, I really can't stand you." β
As he spoke, his eyes kept looking at the other party's appearance and expression, but the lights were not turned on in the room, and in the middle of the night, the stars and moon were hidden, and Qin Lang didn't see it clearly.
The only thing I found was that the other party had an extremely strange hairstyle and a pair of big eyes.
The reason why Qin Lang didn't shout was mainly because he couldn't figure out what the other party's purpose was, whether it was an enemy or a friend, if he had murderous intent towards himself, he was still pressed under the other party, but he was in a passive state.
Therefore, after Qin Lang came to his senses, he did not shout loudly to let Dugu Meizi and Ximen blow the snow over, but first ensured his own safety - whether the other party really had no malicious intent.
It turned out that the other party really had no malicious intent, because the young man was about to get up from Qin Lang's body......
At this moment, a very strange scene appeared, Qin Lang saw a point of light appear one meter above him, and it was getting bigger and bigger, and at the same time, the light became more and more intense.
Qin Lang was stunned, a little inexplicable, what is this?
At the same time, a voice came:
"There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be...... 10,000 years!"
The sadness, helplessness, and freedom revealed by this voice make people's hearts throb and blood rush, and it is even more indescribable.
But that's not the point, it's the content!
As a good student in the new century, Qin Lang has watched a lot of movies, but there are few movies that shock him the most - at least those dry and boring plot connotation dramas, he really doesn't like them.
And "Journey to the West" is an exception in his heart, at least this movie is funny and amazing, but the most commendable thing is that it can depict love and life in funny and amazing, but few movies can do it.
At this moment, after Qin Lang heard the most classic of this passage of Journey to the West, and it was also the line that he had memorized many times, his only sigh was that the person who was saying this was the Supreme Treasure!
Yes, this is definitely the Supreme Treasure!
In Qin Lang's mind, except for the Supreme Treasure, no one can say this sentence to this artistic conception: this is a kind of fearless spirit that has let go of a qiΔ and let go of his own little love for the great love of all beings!
"Can the hatred in the world really be so big?"
"There is no sorrow in life, and there is no pain in death!"
......
"There was once a sincere love put in front of me......" Qin Lang was unconsciously stupid, and subconsciously muttered in his mouth. (To be continued......)