Chapter 14: Yokogawa Evil Jiao
"Erlang, for everyone's sake of giving you face, how about telling two more stories of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" today?"
Seeing the guards and chasing the Sanjiang Gang who were scrambling to flee in embarrassment turned the corner, Song Twelve Zhang said to Zhao Yan with a smile.
Unlike others, Song Twelvezhang's biggest purpose in following Zhao Yan was just to be able to hear the update of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" at the first time.
The story of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" has an extremely appetizing appetite for Song Twelvezhang, because he was also a gangster when he was young, and he has a high sense of substitution in this story that others do not have.
It's just that Song Twelve Zhang didn't have Kou Xu, so many sexual encounters.
But with Song Twelvezhang's temper when he was young, even if he encountered an affair, he probably only had one reaction - if he could overlord hard bow, he would overlord hard bow, and if he couldn't come hard, he would pull it!
Of course, this kind of rude and barbarian behavior, the current Song Twelve Zhang will never admit it, he insists that when he was young, he looked like Kou Zhong's kid.
No, the Kou Zhong in Erlang's "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" is clearly the incarnation of my old man!
Kou Zhong wants to be the emperor?
Fart, the boy of the Kou family, it's just an analogy, I didn't see him just want to say that he is aspiring to be the emperor, even if he discounts it, he can mix it up to make people look up to him?
Let me tell you these little rabbits, although my old man never thought of being an emperor when he was young, but he also had the idea of mixing with a big martial artist!
Song Twelve...... Such a wonderful person.
Except for talking to Zhao Yan and paying attention to accidents, no matter who you talk to. Song Twelve-Zhang, who must be called "my old man".
"Thank you for your hard work, rest assured, the number of updates of today's "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" ...... Double!"
Zhao Yan looked in all directions. He bowed his hand to express his gratitude, and then said this to everyone. Laughter thunderous words.
No matter what the purpose is, being able to hear the double update of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" is an extremely beautiful thing for these nobles who live in this world where culture and entertainment are scarce, and because they don't need to worry about three meals a day, they are getting more and more bored.
And Zhao Yan, in the joy of everyone, mourned for a few seconds for those unlucky Sanjiang gang members. And then he put the matter behind him.
Zhao Yan quickly returned to his carriage, and then silently began to calculate his gains-
Pretending to be Gao Jiazhuang's rich and handsome, he and the gang members of the Sanjiang Gang successfully defeated 88 times, and obtained a total of 88 freely allocable attribute points.
It is a pity that there are only two kinds of new martial arts, namely "Sanjiang Dragon Fist" and "Sanjiang Wave Palm".
In addition, because of a moment of excitement a few days ago, when I grabbed Wanwan's hand but was accidentally thrown onto a tree by Wanwan, the 4 freely allocated attribute points obtained, and the 1 attribute point obtained after the battle with the local tyrant Tian. There are a total of 93 freely assignable stat points.
However, as soon as he thought of He Wanwan's defeat, Zhao Yan suddenly felt resentful about the defeat seeking system that became more and more arrogant and black-bellied after the AI intelligence was improved.
Damn it. Young Master Ben originally wanted to ask, why was he defeated by Wanwan and obtained 4 free allocation attribute points, but he was defeated by others but only 1 point. and when he was defeated by Ma Huafei, he actually gained 5 points, is this differentiated defeat reward question good......
"Stupid host. Don't think we can't see it, these are obviously three problems. β
Speak of the devil. was reminded by Zhao Yan of the tsundere system prompt, but suddenly despised Zhao Yan.
"Damn, your AI is so high?!"
Zhao Yan was taken aback, he was not ready to get along with such a high AI intelligent system.
The previous defeat system, although it is true that it can speak, but the dull feeling of the low-level AI is visible.
But this time the speech is obviously different, and even if you don't listen carefully, you won't feel any different from normal people.
"Hmph. β
In Zhao Yan's mind, the defeat system made a nasal voice full of arrogance, and then no matter how much Zhao Yan teased, there was no follow-up.
Could it be that in the system permissions of this defeat system, there is still a restriction on conducting independent conversations with our host on a monthly or daily basis?
Or is it simply ...... The system is tsundere again?
Zhao Yan tried to find out the real reason, but it was obviously impossible to find the final answer when the system was silent and it was impossible for him to disassemble his own braincase.
So...... Never mind.
This kind of thing, if you take it slowly, you will be able to figure it out sooner or later.
Zhao Yan finally wisely chose to give up, and he summoned the little maid Xia Hua to summon Lan Yue, who was riding in another carriage, to come over.
"Come to Lanyue, I thought of a new song again, I'll sing it to you again - today is a good day, everything you want can come true. Tomorrow is a good day, open the door and welcome the spring breeze......"
Although he was chased and cut by the Sanjiang Gang, and was teased by the tsundere system, it was really a gratifying thing to use up the number of basic defeats this month after finishing his work in one battle.
Tricked by the system 10 times?
This kind of thing, since it has happened, it can only be resigned.
So in the festive singing, the long convoy rolled south along the deep-rutted official road.
As for the Sanjiang Gang, as well as the Gaojiazhuang who was even more uncared about, they had been forgotten by everyone, including Zhao Yan.
In Taikang Country, there are so many chaotic gangs, who cares about just one Sanjiang Gang?
The members of the convoy were more concerned about what Zhao Yan said last night, the "A Chinese Ghost Story" that scared many people for most of the night, so without Zhao Yan noticing, the convoy walked more than 20 miles and left the Lanruo Temple far behind.
It was just that while walking through the villages near a large river, the convoy had to stop.
"Yan Shao, said the people in the village. The river suddenly swelled yesterday and washed away the pontoon bridge, and it hasn't subsided since. β
Chang Kaishen, who is still in charge of pathfinding. With such words, he reported to Zhao Yan the reason why the convoy had to stop.
"Isn't there a ferry on the river?"
Zhao Yan stood on the wheel and looked into the distance. He saw a mighty river with rolling turbid waves, the width of the river was at least two or three miles, but there were no turbulent waves, and the surface of the river was relatively calm.
"The little one asked the people in the village, and they said that before the river surged, all the ferries and captains in the village were taken by the people of the Sanjiang Gang to some unknown place, and now there are all kinds of things in the village, even the things about monsters and ghosts have been pulled out. β
Chang Kaishen replied. Although this guy looks a little vicious, he also knows how to use his brain.
"All the things about monsters and ghosts have been ripped out? This is interesting, what kind of monsters and ghosts are there?"
Because of the matter of Zhao Pu, the elder brother of Jin's thigh, Zhao Yan is now very concerned about the affairs of monsters and ghosts, so it is a normal reaction to ask this question.
"The little one can't say a word, but the little one has invited the old man in this village, who is said to be the most familiar with this matter, Yan Shao, do you want to meet him?"
Chang Kaishen pointed not far away, and there were two bald gourd babies in the place he was pointing. Holding a shivering white-haired old man hostage.
Is this really please?
"Chang Kaishen, next time I encounter a similar situation, I am not allowed to invite someone over like this, young master, I have long legs myself. Why take a few more steps?"
Zhao Yan shook his head helplessly, and issued a ban on Chang Kaishen.
"It's Yan Shao, the little one understands. β
Chang Kaishen looked cautious and taught. It's just that what he thinks in his heart, only God knows and he knows.
Zhao Yan didn't say anything more. He jumped out of the car and walked towards the white-haired old man who had been held hostage.
After signaling his two bald gourd babies to follow, he let go of the shivering white-haired old man. Zhao Yancai bowed to the other party with a pleasant face.
"This old man is invited, the boy's servant doesn't understand the rules, and he frightened the old man, the boy is here for them, and you can't compensate for the old manββ"
Zhao Yan sincerely apologized to the white-haired old man.
Chang Kaishen was behind Zhao Yan, staring at the white-haired old man with round eyes and an unkind face, if this white-haired old man dared to say half a word to Zhao Yan, then his sandbag-sized fist would be about to fight the past.
"It's a long life, the noble servant is very polite to the little old man, and he didn't beat or scold, where can you use the nobleman to apologize!"
The white-haired old man waved his hands again and again in fright, how could he dare to accept Zhao Yan's apology.
Zhao Yan insisted on apologizing a few more words, and then asked about the river swelling and washing away the pontoon bridge, and the Sanjiang Gang took away the ferries and captains in the village.
"It is good to teach the nobles to know the way, the name of this river is called Henghe, in our village more than 70 miles upstream, there is a waterfall called the evil Jiaomen, it is said that every one hundred and eighty years in the river of all kinds of fierce fish, will gather to the evil fish beach under the evil Jiaomen, and then on the full moon night while fighting each other, while trying their best to cross the evil Jiaomen, as long as they can jump over the evil Jiaomen of the fierce fish, they can fade the fish skin into the evil Jiaomen......"
In order to be able to get out, the white-haired old man naturally knew everything and told everything he knew.
According to the old man, during the previous dynasty, there was also such a big flood, and a tiger fish more than three feet long successfully jumped over the evil Jiao Gate and turned into an evil Jiao.
That evil Jiao has plagued the river for more than 20 years, and after devouring countless people and animals, it was finally killed by a passing martial arts master surnamed Zhou with a dragon sword in the Jiao Beach.
"Noble, little old man didn't have half a lie, until now in our village, there is still an ancestral hall for the martial arts master surnamed Zhou and sacrificed every year, just under the big willow tree near the river in the east of the village. β
After a little upside down, after telling the past about the Evil Jiaomen, the white-haired old man made an epilogue with such words in order to prevent Zhao Yan from believing it.
"In other words, the people of the Sanjiang Gang plan to get rid of the people?"
Zhao Yan is more concerned about this issue.
"This ...... Little old man, I don't know. β
When Zhao Yan mentioned the Sanjiang Gang, this white-haired old man who knew a lot of things obviously changed drastically, but in the end, he just replied with a simple word of ignorance.
"Uncle, in the Tianying Hall of the Sanjiang Gang, there is a deputy gang leader named Old Man Liu, it seems that he is going to marry today, right?
Zhao Yan asked casually.
"So that the nobles know the way, then Liu Hei...... Old Man Liu's water village is located in the catzui beach thirty miles downstream, and there is no need to cross the river. β
The white-haired old man reluctantly said the four words of Old Man Liu, and then explained why his welcoming team was not troubled by the turbulent river.
"Thank you for your advice. Zhao Yan bowed to the white-haired old man again, and then turned his head sideways and ordered: "Chang Kaishen, give the old man a sum of money, and then send the old man home." β
Chang Kaishen responded loudly, and Zhao Yan didn't care whether he was coerced or lured, turned around and went back to the carriage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, how much credibility do you think this old man said?"
Zhao Yan, who returned to the car, asked with a smile.
In Zhao Yan's carriage, Li Zixuan, Jiang Xinyue, Wanwan Xiahua, and Yuren singer Lan Yue were all there.
Therefore, Zhao Yan's sentence about the beauties is not a joke, but it is indeed the truth. (To be continued......)