Chapter 17: Jun Comes Again
After unconsciously using the interrogation method of the old eunuch Tang, and after clarifying the various situations of the Sanjiang Gang from the mouth of Liu Mingming, Zhao Yan did not embarrass the other party again, but let him go back to the water village of Catzuitan.
Of course, looking at Liu Youming's distant back, what Zhao Yan was thinking about was what was the water village, did he really dare to live?
Behind Zhao Yan, the old foxes, including Song Twelvezhang, were silently and quickly exchanging glances with each other, these old foxes ...... But they have all dealt with the old eunuch Tang.
So after some eye contact, the old foxes came to a common conclusion - Zhao Erlang, this kid, is simply the second eunuch of Donald!
Zhao Yan didn't know what the old foxes thought, if he did, he would definitely be furiousβyou are the second eunuch Tang!
What is a eunuch?
Is it okay that the eunuch is gone below, and there is no ...... What else can I do to be a pervert, okay?
"Chang Kaishen!"
Zhao Yan shouted without looking back.
"Yan Shao, the little one is here!"
Chang Kaishen jumped out and did the Oscar of the year loyal dog.
"Go and set up the venue, set up the seats, pull up the cordon, it's almost time to tell the story. β
Zhao Yan instructed, he just wants to train Chang Kaishen more, a loyal follower from the inside out, but it is not easy to find.
Chang Kaishen received his order and strode away.
"Erlang, don't you really need to send a few people to the Evil Jiaomen upstream to investigate the situation?"
Song Twelve Zhang walked up to Zhao Yan and proposed with a smile.
"Not at all!" Zhao Yanyi sternly rejected Song Twelvezhang's proposal. And only then did the reason be explained -
"Everyone followed me out of the capital with complete parts, and I have the responsibility to take everyone. I will bring it back to the capital again, so these unnecessary lives are in danger. Why take the risk? Isn't that the truth?"
Zhao Yan looked at the white-haired old fox Song Twelve Zhang, and asked rhetorically.
"Well, yes, yes, that's right. These little rabbit cubs who don't have any hair ......" Song Twelve Zhang turned his head and looked at the Lori and Zhengtai, who were cheering with excitement because they learned that Zhao Yan was about to speak, and turned around and said: "It's really lucky to be able to come out with Erlang and you to practice." β
Just like Song Twelve Zhang said, Zhao Yan's reason for leaving Taikang Capital. It was because he received strong invitations from the two barbarian chiefs, but most of the boys and girls who followed him out of Beijing to listen to the story were allowed to go out of Beijing on the grounds of "traveling and training".
"Twelve, you're too famous, in fact, I'm just lazy. β
Zhao Yan said modestly, and then walked towards the place where the boys and girls were gathered.
Compared with chatting with the old foxes, Zhao Yan prefers to mingle with young boys and girls who are full of cuteness and vitality.
So it's only been a few days. Zhao Yan has basically been able to follow him, the most lively and lovely dozen of the boys and girls who go out of Beijing, and their names are eight or nine and ten.
As for the rest, it will take some time to match the person with the name.
Ay. Tsundere's defeat seeking system is too simple, and she doesn't even have the bonus item of "memory......
"Stupid host, are you sure you really need to add a memory item? You can pay 100 freely allocated attribute points, as well as a high-level martial art. in exchange for adding an open memory item. β
The tsundere system, which was secretly complained about by Zhao Yan, suddenly opened up in Zhao Yan's mind.
"Not at all!"
Zhao Yan decisively vetoed himself. Joke...... At least for now, he doesn't have the extra points to add to this new addition.
"Hmph, the system's opinion of you is -1. β
Tsundere's system prompt sounded, and once again opened his mouth and said, this time it really ...... Tsundere.
Hey, hey,"Favorability"This setting,Where did it come from?,Don't change the setting indiscriminately.,Don't tell me it's actually a legendary hidden attribute Ah Soul Thin!
Zhao Yan felt that he was about to become a snake spirit disease, because he clearly already had a strong poisonous tongue skill.
"Stupid host!"
Tsundere's system, muttered, and then went silent again.
Host...... Host...... A sucker...... Stupid......
At this moment, Zhao Yan was in tears, he had been playing the system for so many years, but he was actually despised by the system, how could this be embarrassing?
The depressed mood made Zhao Yan have a strong idea of revenge against the society, so he clapped his hands, and summoned the boys and girls who had already developed a worship psychology for him after listening to "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" for a few days.
"Do you know about Olympus?"
Zhao Yan asked with a smile on his face.
There is no doubt that this is not known how many dimensional earth terms are different from the Dao of the Realm of this world, in exchange for a wave of shaking of the head and "I don't know the Dao." β
"Then, I won't talk about "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" today, I'll tell you the story of Olympus."
didn't give Lori and Zhengtai any chance, Zhao Yan didn't stop and began to tell the story of the Olympian gods who took revenge on the society-
"Olympus, in fact, is an extremely far west land, there exists a sacred mountain inhabited by gods, and those gods named themselves the gods of Olympus after Olympus. β
"It is said that in the beginning, the heavens and the earth did not open a piece of chaos, so there was a Chaos Bell in the far west, and the god of chaos Kaos was born. Kaos himself has the ability to reproduce, and he gave birth to Gaia, the mother of the earth, Tartarus, the god of the abyss of hell, Erepos, the god of darkness, and Nix, the goddess of the night, and the world of the far west began to ......"
With the bad idea of revenge on society, Zhao Yan used extremely vivid and interesting language to tell the three generations of Olympus in his memory, and the generations of sons who made Lao Tzu rebel, during which he was also interspersed with countless myths of 1P, 2P, 3P, NP, and incest plots.
The boys and girls who listen to the story are nothing more than nothing after all. They hardly pay attention to these H mythological plots, they pay more attention to those unheard of mythical monsters. and the contradictions and conflicts between the gods, one by one listened to it with relish.
This almost artistic aesthetic. even affected Li Zixuan and others who came to hear the news......
Well, Li Zixuan's Nizi is an exception, when Zhao Yan talked about the mythical plot of those lilies blooming, she was about to be amazed.
Carefully memorizing every word of Zhao Yan's words is really looking at the myth of Olympus with an artistic eye.
So in the end, Zhao Yan sadly found that his malicious revenge against society suffered a humiliating fiasco.
"Not bad. What an interesting mythological story, uh-huh--this system has a +5 favor for the stupid host!"
That damn tsundere system also made such a comment.
Despise, you're the system, well, listen to the myth of yarn!
The grief-stricken Zhao Yan turned his grief and anger into appetite and ate a roasted whole sheep.
Then, it's almost time to wash up and sleep.
The next day, Zhao Yan swept away his bad mood. Energetic again, he appeared in the sun.
It's just that the evil Jiao who doesn't know where the road lurks, but Zhao Yan and his huge tour group have to be in the camp at the edge of the village, ready to be stationed for a long time.
Song Shizhang and a few other old foxes. Secretly sent a search team up the river to search for the Fierce Fish Beach and the Evil Jiaomen Waterfall.
And when the investigators returned, they used words like "hell on earth". Describe what you see during the investigation.
On both sides of the Evil Jiaomen Waterfall, there were a huge number of countless stumps and severed arms. Many of the severed limbs had been eaten by wild beasts, and there were countless scavengers who followed the smell of blood. scrambling to enjoy this free gluttonous meal......
On both sides of the waterfall, there are more than a dozen broken huge iron chains, as well as countless criss-crossing huge paw prints and tooth prints, silently proving the great combat effectiveness of the evil Jiao.
The scouts also brought back several small bowl-sized scales, which were black-purple in color and extremely hard, and could not penetrate even a powerful crossbow shot at close range.
"It's such a good thing, if you get more of it and make it into armor, it's just invulnerable......"
Zhao Yan, who made this evaluation, collected all the scales that could be collected into the storage box of his carriage for the sake of academic research.
Then, Zhao Yan lost his strong interest in this matter again, and he turned to study the bamboo slips that Jiang Xinyue carried.
Fortunately, Zhao Yan did not pull down the story of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", and told it every day, rain or shine.
It's just that every time a story is told, people who don't have the qualifications to enter will still be pushed away.
Zhao Yanmei's name is anti-piracy.
As for the real purpose, it can only be used in this way to increase the sense of honor of "internal members" and attract more elites to join.
What is Elite?
For Zhao Yan, elite means two conditions.
The first condition,It must be a little Lori.,If it's a young, beautiful girl or mature woman.,Then the age limit can be appropriately relaxed.,It's not for OOXX.,Just to look eye-catching.,Who is impatient to tell stories to a group of hateful men every day?
Meng Zhengtai and the best pseudo-girl who shames ordinary girls?
Master Ben emphasizes again, Meng Zhengtai and the best pseudo-girl do not belong to the category of men!
So let's continue to talk about the second elite condition, in fact, the second condition is very simple, as long as it is reached or exceeded, it will trigger the martial arts cultivation required by the young master's defeat system.
The first one is good to say, the world is so big, will there be a lack of beautiful eyebrows?
Article 2...... Even Zhao Yan himself already had a hunch that as the Lv level of his defeat system continued to increase, there would probably be fewer and fewer martial artists who could trigger his defeat system.
Therefore, in the past two days, Zhao Yan also fought with the huge southbound team, a male martial artist who barely met the minimum requirements of the trigger defeat system, and a small number of female warriors who triggered the defeat system to seek additional defeat, each of them fought for a few rounds.
If you win, you will be increasing your martial arts proficiency, and if you lose, it will be used to trigger the defeat system, and there is Song Twelve Zhang beside you to point out, and Zhao Yan is also playing very well for a while, and his experience with the enemy has increased by leaps and bounds.
By the way, Zhao Yan mixed 7 freely allocated attribute points, as well as a new martial art - "Butterfly Palm among Flowers".
It's a pity that the days of comfort will end sooner or later.
In the early morning of the third day, before Zhao Yan could wake up from his sweet sleep, a white and tender hand reached into the quilt and brutally twisted him out of the quilt by his neck.
"Ahh......h
Zhao Yan, who was angry, had already screamed again before he opened his eyes, but when he opened his eyes and finally saw that the person who grabbed him out of the bed was a stunning beauty with a flat chest to the extreme, he immediately stopped his mouth wisely.
β...... Good morning, Miss Wenjun, what a coincidence, are you here too?"
Zhao Yan changed into a smiling face and greeted the flat-chested beauty.
Just like Zhao Yan called, this flat-chested beauty was suddenly the one who let the roof of the sturdy carriage fly into the sky with a long roar, and the martial arts master Jian Wenjun was the one who let the roof of the sturdy carriage fly into the sky.
"Tell me about the evil dragon in detail, pick up the important ones and say them, and don't waste my time by saying those that are not important. β
Jian Wenjun ignored Zhao Yan's greeting, but said to Zhao Yan in an extremely businesslike tone.
Zhao Yan, who still understands that the flat-chested beauty in front of him is mostly playing with that evil idea, naturally knows everything and says everything. (To be continued......)