Chapter 1 A Sister Liu fell from the sky
The sky was getting dark, and there was a black cloud floating over the city, so black that it was impossible to gaze at it like an abyss, and the people in the city recorded it with their photographic equipment, and reporters from all walks of life were also amazed at it, but the Meteorological Bureau reported that it was an ordinary dark cloud.
Liu Meng looked at the dark clouds that suddenly appeared two days ago, he lost his mind, and suddenly a white light flashed, and a figure flew out of the cloud and drilled into Liu Meng's forehead, Liu Meng's mind had a memory that did not exist, a city made of steel, a shuttle-shaped flying machine floating in the sky, and strangely dressed pedestrians, just in the next second, the flute sound around was everywhere.
"**, why don't you go home to see the sky, standing in the middle of the road and waiting to touch the porcelain?"
"Ahh Sorry, sorry. ”
Liu Meng said stupidly.
"Maybe I'm wrong" Liu Meng shook his head and sighed, "Let's take a good rest when I go home, I've been hallucinating overtime lately, what bullshit is good news, no one knows if I die suddenly another day." ”
"People of God, this dark cloud is sent by Allah to punish sinners, we good people will not be punished by Allah, and those who have done evil will be punished as they deserve, but there is no need to panic, believe in Allah with me, repent, Allah will bless His believers, the entrance fee is only 2998, the opportunity is no longer lost." A priest dressed strangely and with an accent in his mouth swore an oath.
Liu Meng narrowed his eyes and blended into the crowd, making a voice: "I seem to have seen the law enforcement brigade over there", the voice was just enough for the priests on the stage to hear.
When the priest heard this, he looked at the direction Liu Meng said with his afterglow, put away a table full of 'talismans' and said: "Here today, if you want to join our sect, please go to No. 666 Changshou Road to sign up, Allah welcomes you~" The last voice came from the back of the race to a hundred meters away.
Liu Meng sighed, and thought in his heart, "This kind of person is indispensable in any era, and it is better to be a police uncle." ”
"I was on the side of the road and picked up a penny~ lala······· Goo~~~"
"Let's go have a meal first, I'm still hungry when I write a bug, I have to eat better"
Liu Meng rubbed his belly that was shaking three steps, and said as he stepped away from the thighs that made the ground tremble with every step.
"Anyway, you can eat so fat when you work overtime every day, no wonder you're still a single dog, it's really your own ability, and you complain every day that no one appreciates your talent, he, tui!" A female voice with a hint of anger in her elegance came out of her mind.
"Who? Who scolded me? Come out, don't play tricks on me. ”
"······, I was in your head, it was raining outside and I was going to eat hot pot at home, but a thunderbolt threw me into your consciousness." The sudden female voice in her mind had a helpless tone.
"Crossing? Snatching? What do you want to do to me? I told me, I'm a new youth in the new era, I won't be bewitched by you, a demon, I have the final say on my body, and my life is up to me! Liu Meng plucked up his courage and said.
A pleasant voice came out of his head, "You've read too many novels, I'm going to let you die and then replace you when you stand on the road, more or less we are also people from the legal society, besides, the old lady will take a fancy to your black-faced body?" ”
"You humiliate me, this is good health, and besides, the grasshoppers on the same rope between the two of us now, don't you think you should introduce yourself?" Liu Meng asked bluntly.
"My name is Liu Meng, I'm from the machine star, according to what you say here, I should be considered an artificial intelligence, but it's no different from your humans here, just think of it as a person from the future world" Liu Meng lay on a beach chair created in the space of consciousness, holding happy water in his hand and chewing potato chips in his mouth. "Anyway, why do you have so many additives and resources for your snacks?"
"What kind of skill is this? Taking things out of thin air? It doesn't make sense. Liu Meng asked suspiciously.
"It's all willpower, you haven't dreamed about it. I'm daydreaming in your head, but it's all about your mental and physical strength. The clicking sound in my head still doesn't stop.
"Then you can't eat potato chips in my head? Click, I'm dirty!! It's not clean anymore!! ”
"It's all fake, it's only useful to me, you can feel it in your subjective consciousness at most, and you can't experience it. Shouting something, startled, calm. ”
"No, anyone who suddenly has more people in their minds can't be calm, right? By the way, I have a Ciri in my head now? Liu Meng couldn't help but ask curiously.
"I'm not that mentally retarded, I'm not smart, at most I'm a directory guide, and I don't have the same knowledge as you as a countryman."
Liu Meng sneered and said, "Oh yes, it's similar to the medicine old you remember, but Miss Ben is much more powerful." ”
"Do you look down on me, believe it or not, I starved to death for both of us."
Liu Meng also gritted his teeth when he heard the second half of the sentence.
"You can be hungry casually, starving to death, I just ran away to change my body." Liu Meng said busily.
"Can you still get out?" "Yes." "Then what are you doing with my mind?"
"Then you die first, just die, but now, the tools are not enough, your consciousness is too weak, I thought you were dead when I could enter your body, but I saved your life, it's not too much to call sister."
"Although you saved me, but in my head, you are just like me, don't scream."
"Hmph, wood." After saying that, there was no sound in my head
Liu Meng staggered all the way to the usual downstairs eating place
There are more than a dozen sets of tables and chairs that look like they were from the last century, and the decoration of the store is indescribable, making people mistakenly think that they are the remains left by the demolition. If it weren't for that noisy crowd. ——Zhang Xin Catering
Before entering the door, a sonorous voice came over, "Xiao Liu, I haven't been here for a while, what are you going to eat today?" "There is an apron around his body that knows some years at a glance, a big back of the seventies combed on his head with a few strands of silver in the dark, a little wrinkle at the corner of his eyes, a stubble that has not been shaved off at the side of his mouth, and a kind smile on his face.
"Uncle Rong, please get some nutritious ones, I haven't been here for a while, I have to try your craftsmanship." Liu Meng responded with a smile.
"It's not, Zhang Yang's kid is also working now, and he won't go home for ten days and half a month, you go back and ask him to call home when he is free, I can't pull off that old face." Zhang Xiangrong wiped the non-existent oil stains on his hands with his apron, and looked in one direction, hoping to see the return of his child from the end of the road.
"What's wrong, Xiao Yang?" A slightly older member of the group in engineer outfits shouted.
Another young man with a slightly higher hairline and a ten-centimeter scar on his left hand suddenly looked back in a daze, "It's nothing, it's just that I'm suddenly homesick." After speaking, Zhang Yang looked back and sighed, shook his head, took a deep breath and continued to walk forward.
"No problem, Uncle Zhang, after the two of you quarreled, the relationship is still not good?" Liu Meng asked cautiously.
"Hey, don't mention it, little. I have to be a carrier pigeon of any country, and I want to spread the signal to every corner of China. Zhang Xiangrong dropped the rag in his hand angrily, "Look at Xiao Liu, you, nine to five in the morning, how good." ”
"Ahem, Uncle Zhang, I still work overtime a lot, and it's not that good." Liu Meng replied with an embarrassed face.
This is a crisp female voice with a hint of liveliness coming from outside the store, gradually approaching: "Husband~!" Today I saw wholesale chickens in the vegetable market, I bought a few, let's eat chicken tonight. ”
A woman with a black ponytail, plain face, but impeccable facial features, wore a peach-pink dress with white lace on the skirt, carried a few vegetables with unknown names in her hand, and walked in with two well-tied hens in her other hand. If he hadn't been a neighbor since he was a child, it is estimated that Liu Meng would have thought that Uncle Zhang's old cow ate tender grass.
"Oh, Xiao Mengmeng is also here, come on, let Uncle Zhang personally fry two delicious dishes for you, let's eat together." Zhang Xiangrong saw all the way trotting and took over the heavy object in Ai Xin's hand.
"Aunt Xin, shut up, you're ashamed." Liu Meng replied helplessly.
Ai Xin puffed out her cheeks and looked angry, and pinched Liu Meng's face with one hand, "I've said it a few times, call me Sister Xinxin outside, what's wrong with Xiao Mengmeng, how nice it sounds." The feel is still as good as ever. Turning his head to Zhang Xiangrong and said, "Husband, go and cook and plug this kid's mouth." ”
After speaking, he pulled Liu Meng to sit in a seat near the kitchen
Zhang Xiangrong nodded slightly and walked into the back kitchen.
Liu Meng rubbed his cheeks, "Okay, Aunt Xin; No problem, Aunt Xin. Anyway, there are still local chickens, I think you have been deceived. ”
"Hmph, you Sister Xin and I are professional gourmets, I can't recognize that I have eaten for nothing for so many years, and it is definitely an authentic local chicken." Ai Xin pouted and said arrogantly. "Xiao Mengmeng, when are you going to bring a girlfriend back, Sister Yan doesn't take me when she goes out to play, I've been so bored lately."
"My mom and dad are out on business, not playing. Besides, don't you still have Uncle Rong with you? Girlfriend? You can't eat that thing, so don't look for it. Liu Meng said and poured himself and Ai Xin a cup of tea by the way, but looked up to find that Ai Xin's mobile phone had turned on the tape recorder.
Ai Xin shook the mobile phone in her hand and said proudly, "I recorded it, and I will send it to Sister Yan when I turn around, so that Sister Yan can educate and educate you, and by the way, I will give you a blind date." ”
"Aunt Xin spares her life, just my mother's mouth, after a period of training, you don't know that you can't finish things in two hours." Liu Meng clasped his hands together and prayed.
"Then you promise me one condition."
Liu Meng cautiously asked, "What conditions?" ”。
"Call Zhang Yang back for me, I miss him." Ai Xin said in silence.
As soon as the conversation changed, Ai Xin said again, "Xiao Mengmeng, you said that you are not small, what's wrong with finding a girlfriend, and I didn't let you go to Jinggang Mountain to fight tigers." If Sister Yan is not there, you must have eaten the last meal and not the next meal, or you have instant noodles, isn't it good to find a girlfriend to take care of you. ”。
"Hey, it's so easy to find a girlfriend, and it's not about buying groceries, just negotiate the price."
"You're going to be able to do it." The girl in her head suddenly sounded.