"Wake up, wake up!"

"Xiao Liu, I told you to pay attention to your body, the body is the capital of the revolution, don't think that you will spoil your body casually when you are young, your parents explained it to me at the beginning, let me be optimistic about you." Zhang Xiangrong said solemnly.

Liu Meng looked confused, and asked tremblingly, "Uncle Rong, I just worked two days overtime, isn't it so serious?" ”

"Young man, I understand. However, it is better to go to those places less. After speaking, Liu Meng's expression was blue for a while and purple for a while, "Uncle Zhang, what's wrong with me, you can tell me." What did the doctor say? ”

"You, you, you, young kidneys, have told you..."

"Stop, Uncle Zhang, you misunderstood, I'm not..."

"Okay, Uncle Zhang is all from here, so he doesn't know anything." Uncle Zhang nodded slightly with an expression that I understand. "Pay attention in the future, I'm still young now, I'm still raised, don't do anything in the past few months, you know."

"Got it, Uncle Zhang." Liu Meng looked helpless,

"You're so weak that you faint directly, it's the first time I've seen you, I boiled chicken soup and asked Xiaoxin to put it at home for you, pay attention to rest, I haven't cleaned up the store yet." With that, Uncle Zhang walked out of the ward.

Zhang Xiangrong is the uncle who lived upstairs on Liu Meng when he was a child, since Liu Meng graduated and worked, Liu Meng's parents went out to talk about business, and traveled around the world by the way, ten days and half a month before remembering to call his son to condolence two sentences, Uncle Zhang knew and took the initiative to ask Ying to take care of Liu Meng (in fact, Liu Meng asked Zhang Yang to tell Uncle Zhang in order to play games with Zhang Yang all night)

"Hey! What the hell is going on, what did you do to my body, why did I suddenly faint" Liu Meng shouted in his mind

"I didn't do anything, it's your own body's decision to overdraw your whole body, just rest for two days. Young man, he's in good health, he's fine, he's fine. The last two sentences in my head were imitated by the old lady's voice.

"You give me a good explanation of what we are now, I'm confused right now."

"Your doctor here has some dishes, you are not only deficient in your kidneys, but also in your whole body, is it because you are still working overtime? Well?!. The female voice in her head had a clicking sound, and there was a hint of doubt in her curious tone.

"I... I didn't, and besides, it didn't work so much overtime before. Liu Meng thought with a frown

"Your body can't bear my presence, so your energy consumption increases, and your body suddenly can't stand it, just get used to it." The female voice in my head still had the sound of clicking and eating potato chips, and I hiccuped by the way.

"Will you die? I haven't even held a girl's hand yet! I don't want to die young. Liu Meng looked solemn, "Also, can you stop eating potato chips, it's still so loud." ”

"It's not going to die, it's estimated that I'll lose two pounds a day. If you continue to skip meals, you'll die. Liu Meng took out a mirror from behind her back and looked at it to see if there were any food residues left in her mouth.

Liu Meng was pleasantly surprised: "Lose weight? Do you still have this feature? Didn't I make a lot of money? ”

"Oh, naïve boy. What you lose is not fat, it is the muscles you have exercised, and the fat in your body is not enough to consume. Liu Meng sneered, took out a comb from behind his back and combed his hair.

“！！！？？？ So what to do? Liu Meng said nervously.

Liu Meng took out a bed that looked very luxurious from his back, lay down on it and covered it with a quilt, and came out of the quilt, "I will give you an exercise later, just practice according to the above." I'll get some sleep first, and I'll eat something when I go home, and the little nutrition you get from the infusion will last until you go home. ”

Mutter~

As soon as the words fell, a wail came from Liu Meng's abdomen.

“？？？！！！ Exercises? This Liu Meng is still an immortal cultivator? Forget it, go home first. Liu Meng got up, changed his clothes, went downstairs to pay the medical bills, and went home.

When I got home, it was ten o'clock, and when I opened the door, I found a post-it note on the refrigerator.

"Xiao Mengmeng, there is chicken soup cooked by my husband in the refrigerator, as well as the red dates and white fungus soup I brought from home, remember to eat it hot when I go home, and I am not allowed to eat cold in summer, it is not good for the stomach, oh yes, I still put it when I find a girlfriend, it is a big thing to take care of my body - Xiao Xinxin" There is also a villain holding a heart next to it.

Liu Meng smiled and threw the post-it notes into the trash, took out the white fungus soup and took a sip, "Ah~ cool, it's still cold and delicious." "I took out the chicken soup and mixed it with the rice that day, and filled it with a big bowl (I was embarrassed to call it a bowl if it was as big as my face).

Ding~Goo~

The melodious voice and belly sounded a symphony, and Liu Meng finished a pot of rice in two bites.

"One more bowl" After saying that, he poured all the remaining rice into the rice bowl and added a lot of leftovers.

······

Ding dong~

"Aunt Xin, do you still have food at home" Liu Meng scratched his head and asked the Big Mac in his hand.

Liu Meng covered his face and looked around, as if to see if there were any gaps in the tiles at home, well, the beautiful seams were very good, no.

"Why didn't you remind me that this time I lost a lot of money and ate a whole pot in one go. Aunt Xin and Uncle Rong looked at me with the same expressions as if they were looking at monsters. ”

"How? Isn't this a normal amount of food, no wonder it's false" Liu Meng's voice gradually became smaller, and it was definitely not a compromise made because he saw Liu Meng's expression of wanting to kill. "Look at your refrigerator, what else is there besides two buckets of instant noodles and two bottles of Coke?"

"If it weren't for you, would I have eaten more than a dozen people at once?" Liu Meng sat up from the bed and packed up his clothes. "But one thing to say, Uncle Rong's meal is really delicious, next time there is no food, it's better to cover your face and grab the food."

Liu Meng looked at the balance on his phone and sighed, "Fortunately, my parents are strong, otherwise with my salary, eating will be a problem." ”

"You treat me as exaggerated, just because I'm afraid~~"

The phone in his trouser pocket rang with a buzzing vibration.

"Son, are you alright? Uncle Rong and the others called me and said that you were crazy and didn't look like you would give up if you didn't support yourself to death. A pleasant female voice with worry came from the mobile phone, "Is there a lack of money, I will call you when I turn around, as if your father and I didn't give you living expenses and abused you." A deep male voice not far away chimed in.

"Mom, I'm not short of money, so I paid my salary, don't worry about me, I just forgot to buy rice and I'm too hungry, it's okay." Liu Meng held the shower head with hot water in one hand, tested the temperature, and replied with his mobile phone, "Don't worry, your son is fine." Hang up, international calls are quite expensive. ”

On the other side of the sea, a woman in a luxurious-looking suite had a worried face, sat on the edge of the bed, frowned, and said to the middle-aged man with gold-rimmed glasses holding "The Art of War" next to her, "Husband, did you say that something happened to my son, or we don't want this island, let's go back first." ”

"What can it be, that kid I grew up watching, and he must have gone home from work to play games and didn't buy food, and when he was hungry, he found that he didn't have anything to eat at home. Lao Zhang's craftsmanship, you haven't eaten it, why did your son get fat, you forgot? I'll pay him some living expenses when I get back, and we'll go home when this thing is done. After that, he pulled the middle-aged woman next to him and covered the quilt, "Let's add a sister to that kid." As he spoke, he turned off the lamp next to him.

Liu Meng sat on the balcony with a bath towel around him, ready to buy some easy-to-eat compressed biscuits and cheese online, "Miss Liu, are you there?" Crooked? Liu Meng put down the shopping cart that had just been emptied and said into his mind.

"There's a fart. Don't disturb the old lady's sleep, it's early in the morning, and it's very disturbing for a beautiful woman like you to sleep and sleep beautifully. "The sound of urns and urns in my head.

"What is that exercise you are talking about, is it the kind of exercise I have in mind? Can I cultivate immortals? Are you the legendary immortal? Liu Meng's face was full of anticipation.

"Yes, it's the kind of exercise you think, I wrote it down when I was bored reading when I was a child, after all, I haven't used it, and my family says that these are all basic people. There are a total of 98,173 kinds, and there are only six books that meet you. ”

As soon as the words fell, Liu Meng had a few more memories in his mind that he had not experienced, and the paper in his memory seemed to be unknown, exuding a faint glow, the words on these books Liu Meng had never seen, but he could understand the meaning. The palm of my memory looks the size of a child, and I can't help but want to pinch it.

"Yin and Yang Recipe - Cultivating with Yang Qi and Yin Qi requires the cooperation of the most yang things and the most yin things to get started, and when the cultivation is complete, you can shuttle between the yin and yang worlds. But don't think about it for the time being, I haven't seen these two things, yin and yang. ”

"Nine Heavens Xuanlei Forging Body Method-Looking for thunderstorm weather to absorb the power of thunder in the sky for cultivation, but you can't cultivate without being struck by thunder. After Dacheng, he carried thunder, his body was indestructible, and he could pinch and explode the stars with every move. ”

"Tianyun Purple Qi Recipe - Absorb the wisp of purple gas at the beginning of the sun, and the purple qi also integrates with itself with fortune, and the heaven and earth take you as the core. After cultivation, it becomes heaven and earth on its own, the body is all things, and all things can be the body. (Those who practice this in Liu Meng's world have to fight every morning because of this thing, and a wisp of purple qi is dragged to pieces.) ）

"Five Elements Recipe - Absorb the five natural energies of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth for cultivation, and after cultivating to the end of the world, everything in heaven and earth can be driven by it."

"Devouring Heaven and Earth Method (Heaven and Earth Invincible Delicious Recipe) - a powerful forging method, you need to eat a lot of food every day, because when you cultivate, you will consume extraordinary energy to forge your body, all the consumption comes from devouring, and there is also a recipe in it - charcoal roasting heavenly tribulation, steaming curse ······. Can you eat these things? Liu Meng shook his head when he saw this, and shivered.

"Xuanyilu - using acupuncture to stimulate Shangxing and other acupuncture points to exercise mental strength, every practice will be accompanied by unbearable severe pain for ordinary people, and the more painful it will be. There is also an attached set of acupuncture methods next to it, and this set of acupuncture and moxibustion can be practiced to live and die, and flesh and bones. After the spiritual power is strong, you can travel outside the world and travel the universe. ”

Liu Meng couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, "Are these cultivation methods really used by the 'people'?" Is it so lofty? ”

After carefully reading the three pages, the first thought in my mind was - I can't be struck by lightning, how many times can I take this small body? Trouble. Forget about that acupuncture, I really can't do it to myself, it's too ruthless.

The rest is the Tianyun Purple Qi Technique, the Five Elements Decisive and the Devouring Heaven and Earth Method.

Liu Meng's first thought after reading it was, 'Cultivate Tianyun Purple Qi Decision, and enjoy five million at home.' ’