Chapter 38: Four-Four-Eighteen
If the environment of Cangtian Valley is a desert like the battlefield of Shura, then the Great Rift Valley halfway up the mountain of the Iron Tree Peak, which is densely covered with alder iron trees, is a fairyland on earth like Huaguo Mountain.
The crystal clear murmuring water flows happily down from the rift valley, and countless kinds of unheard of and unseen strange flowers and trees are scattered and bloom and bear fruit on both sides of the stream.
All kinds of brightly feathered birds are pecking at ripe fruits while making all kinds of crisp and gentle chirps.
A large group of golden macaques, after a large circle around the Cangtian Valley, Zhao Yan and Song Tshizhang stared at the two of them before they stepped into the rift valley, they couldn't stop screaming in the trees, as if they wanted to scare the two uninvited guests away.
It's a pity that whether it was Zhao Yan, who took the sword first and used the Eight Desolations Exorcision Sword as a sword to open the mountain, and easily opened a way forward, or Song Twelvezhang, who walked with his hands in his hands, they didn't seem to notice at all that on the treetops above the heads of the two of them, the monkeys were jumping and screaming.
The golden macaques that Wang Ba was accustomed to, soon became angry with this kind of hatred and ignored them, and they began to pick all kinds of wild fruits at hand, and threw the wild fruits as bullets towards Zhao Yan and the others.
Zhao Yan, who had been prepared for a long time, raised a silk umbrella and covered the top of his head tightly.
Relying on the protection of the silk umbrella, Zhao Yan was not only immune to the attacks of the monkeys, but also had the time to continue to wield the Eight Desolations Exorcism Sword with one hand, cutting off the thorns and rattans that stood in the way, and opening up the way.
At this time, Song Twelvezhang, who was standing up, suddenly became threatening. He caught most of the fruit that was thrown at him, and then threw it at the monkeys with his backhand.
Compared with the monkeys thrown around, the fruits thrown by Song Shizhang must be described as accurate and ruthless.
The monkeys on the tree dared to rely on the strength of the monkeys at first to attack Song Shizhang under the tree, but as one monkey after another was hit, the situation quickly reversed.
The monkeys who were recruited one after another were smashed with blue noses and swollen faces. In the end, he couldn't resist and let out a scream. Then the birds and beasts scattered, and fled in an instant, and there was no trace of them.
The victorious Song Twelve Zhangs smiled as if he had regained the pleasure of leading the army when he was young and killing the enemies who ran to the pigs and bled like a river.
"Interesting, interesting! This trip came at the right time, I knew it would be so interesting. My old man should have been like this a long time ago. Wander around the mountains!"
"Twelve zhang. The little monkeys are going back to move the rescuers, and if you bully them like this, you are not afraid that after the Monkey King comes, you will beat your old man with a blue nose and swollen face?"
Zhao Yan laughed and laughed and joked about Song Twelve.
"I'm afraid of it!"
Song Twelve Zhang's stream was full of fruits. I picked up a big, red fruit, and then I gnawed on it with joy.
"Yes, yes, this fruit tastes really good! These monkeys will pick tightly, they are all fresh fruits that people can eat, Erlang, you can also pick them up and try them!"
Throwing away the kernel that had gnawed seventy-seven eighty-eight, Song Twelve Zhang said Zhao Yan in passing.
Zhao Yan, who put away the oil-paper umbrella, picked up a fruit from the possession of kindness.
Just like Song Twelvezhang said, the taste of this fruit is really good, sweet and sour is very refreshing.
"Come lucky, share good things!"
Zhao Yan nibbled on the wild fruit and brought it to the mouth of the puppy Lucky who was squatting firmly on his shoulder.
Lucky sniffled and sniffed the fruity fragrance of the wild fruits, and resolutely shook the little head melon seeds into a rattle.
People won't eat such strange food that doesn't taste meat at all!
"Hey, what do you order, you have to know that it's not right to be a picky eater. It is important to know that the fruit is rich in vitamins and amino acids, and eating ...... is very good for the body."
Zhao Yan said seductively, but unfortunately the lucky little bastard resolutely tilted his head to the side, and he had no choice but to enjoy the delicious wild fruit alone.
"Twelve, let's make a bet!"
Zhao Yan, who had finished eating the fruit, turned his head to look at Song Twelvezhang, who was moving his body.
"Bet on what?"
Song Twelvezhang, who made a stir-fried bean sound like a stir-fried bean all over his body, responded to Zhao Yan.
"Bet on that golden retriever monkey head, when will it come over to avenge its monkey soldiers......" When Zhao Yan said this, a roar full of anger came from the depths of the valley, so Zhao Yan could only shrug his shoulders very boringly: "Okay, when I didn't say anything." β
Before Zhao Yan's words fell, the sound of the trees being shaken by large beasts had already reached his ears.
Raising his eyes to look in the direction where the sound came from, Zhao Yan soon saw - huh!?
"Isn't this the hairy male number one in "The Rise of the Apes......"? What's the name?" Looking up at the huge golden retriever monkey that leaned out of the dense canopy, Zhao Yan spent about five seconds recalling: "Aha, Young Master Ben remembered, the same name as the Roman consul, Caesar!"
This thing, what kind of golden retriever monkey head is there, it is clearly a golden gorilla that only stands taller than a person!
"Erlang be careful!"
Seeing that the golden retriever monkey was menacing, and where Zhao Yan was frantically complaining about strange things that he didn't understand, Song Twelve Zhang had to remind Zhao Yan loudly.
In the shouting of the reminder, Song Twelvezhang, who was holding the Chunyu scimitar in his hand, also quickly moved to Zhao Yan's side, posing as if he wanted to protect Zhao Yan and fight with the golden gorilla.
"Who are you, and who gave you the courage to go to the land of this great king to spread wildββ?!!!?"
The golden gorilla did not jump down from the high canopy, and then fought with Song Twelve Zhang in the form of a barbarian brawl, but asked with a condescending roar.
With the roar of the golden retriever gorilla, the golden macaques with blue noses and swollen faces that had been beaten away by Song Twelve Zhangs before came out in vigour, and bared their teeth to the ground and made various grimaces to provoke, they clearly wanted to express a meaning-
Come on, stupid human. There's a kind of you going up to the tree to fight the monkey grandpa!
"The Qi master of Cangtian Valley sent me! Hey, Qi master is sick to death, so I want to ask the king to go to Cangtian Valley and see him last time. β
Of course, Zhao Yan would not be provoked by the monkeys, he just said nonsense that although the purpose was correct, the process was distorted.
"Boy, you won't believe even the stupidest monkey! Even if everyone is sick to death, the faint soul of the Qi blacksmith will definitely be fine!"
The golden gorilla in the canopy, as if he had the fiery eyes of Monkey King, easily debunked Zhao Yan's lies.
"Hey. You don't know, my lord. Usually, the body is very good and eats Ma Ma Er Xiang, everyone is sick, and he will not get sick, once he gets sick, it is basically a life-threatening terminal illness. Do you really have to endure it and let Master Qi carry regrets. Won't you die without turning a blind eye?"
Zhao Yan continued to say that if he was heard by the Qi master craftsman in Cangtian Valley. He will probably hunt down his lies for thousands of miles. Do your best to abduct the golden retriever gorilla who dominates this rift valley, get out of this big rift valley full of fruits, and go to meet the "last side" of the master craftsman. β
"Hey. Boy! Qi Blacksmith...... To tell you the truth, if you dare to deceive the king, the king will definitely kill you!"
It is about Zhao Yan's acting skills that already have the feeling of an old drama bone, and the golden retriever gorilla in the canopy is finally a little skeptical.
"Hey, do you know this sword, the king? If you do, you should know that this sword is a treasure that Master Qi will never make public, but now he has temporarily entrusted this sword to me, what does it mean...... Your Majesty, you're so smart, you must be able to think of it easily, right?"
Zhao Yan raised the Eight Desolations Exorcision Sword, and then continued to sigh and say.
"The ghost will know what is this broken iron piece that your kid is holding! This king asked the last one, is the Qi blacksmith really going to die? Yes or no!?"
It's a pity that Zhao Yan overestimated the golden haired gorilla in front of him, and the good friendship with the master craftsman of Cangtian Valley, Ya actually didn't know the Eight Desolations Exorcision Sword held by Zhao Yan at all.
"Heyββ! let's go back, I think most of us have come to the wrong place, this king is not the king who entrusted us to find it. β
Zhao Yan sighed and turned his head, posing as if he wanted to leave.
"Master Qi, Master Qi Master, it's not that we take the benefits and don't help, it's really that the object you meet on your deathbed is too difficult to find, hey......"
Zhao Yan, who turned around and waded through the water, "sighed" loudly for the Qi Fighting Master.
Zhao Yan turned around and walked two or three steps, only to hear the noise above his head, and then the golden haired gorilla, which originally refused to come down from the canopy, jumped into the stream from the sky with a pop, blocking Zhao Yan's way.
"Boy, is Blacksmith Qi really going to die?!!?"
The facial expression of the golden retriever gorilla is also full of humanity, at least in Zhao Yan's opinion, its humanized expression represents - worry and shock.
In other words, this monkey who lives next to Master Qi is really very close to Master Qi and Craftsman?
Zhao Yan secretly speculated.
If that's the case, this task that Master Qi wants us to complete, why is it to bring this splashing monkey to meet him?
It doesn't make sense.
Well, let Master Ben and I, come and test it again!
"Actually, Master Qi is not dead yet, the non-famous Jiang Xiao Divine Doctor from Daye City said that Master Qi is just an excessive lack of vitamins in his body, so he has an immune deficiency...... Ah, what is a vitamin, you must know the Tao, right?"
Zhao Yan also involved Jiang Xinyue, who was originally completely unrelated, not to mention, but also showed off the "medical terminology" that was particularly professional when he heard it in this otherworldly world.
"This king, this king, this ......" The golden retriever gorilla who blocked Zhao Yan's way scratched his ears and cheeks, his eyes flickered, and he finally blurted out the sentence after being entangled for a long time: "This king knows that he is a ghost! Boy, let's talk about what bullshit vitamins this lacks, what bullshit immunity deficiency is caused, and whether there is any salvation!"
I understand, it's really a good friendship across races.
Zhao Yan secretly came to such a discordant conclusion.
"There is salvation, there is salvation, the little doctor Jiang from Daye City said that as long as you can gather four hundred and eighteen kinds of fruits, and then eat a lot of each fruit, you can still cure the disease, otherwise he will be ...... to the master and craftsman."
Zhao Yan spread his hands regretfully, as if he was the actor X Bama.
Xiao Ao, who didn't wait for Zhao Yan to finish good, good, and study, and the golden retriever gorilla who blocked his way, let out a whistle with his teeth.
The golden-nosed macaques in the treetops with blue noses and swollen faces scattered again at the sound of whistles, but this time they did not flee and rescue soldiers, but jumped around picking all kinds of seasonal fruits.
"This king has said it a long time ago! This king has said a long time ago, only fruit is the most delicious, the most good food for the body, stupid blacksmith, you just don't believe it! Now you should know the way, now you should know the way, the strange and unpalatable thing like meat is a deadly poison!"
The golden gorilla also jumped on a large fruit tree, and while easily breaking a fruity thick branch, it was also shouting enough to describe the words of "hatred of iron does not make steel".
Ha, it's really a good friend!
Zhao Yan became more and more convinced of the black belly judgment he had just made.
Next to Zhao Yan, Song Twelvezhang, who was carrying a Chunyu scimitar, quietly and silently looked at Zhao Yan, gave a thumbs up and didn't say anything, and silently mouth-shaped-
"Erlang, Erlang, you are so treacherous, do you know what your stepmother knows? Also, 44 is not 18, it is 16......" (To be continued......)