Of course, Zhao Yan knew that the four of the Dao was multiplied by four, which was equal to sixteen.

The reason why he became eighteen was that he wanted to test the IQ of the golden retriever gorilla, and the other was ...... Eighteen is a bit more auspicious than sixteen, right?

But it was this number that was more auspicious than sixteen that quickly caused trouble that would not have been caused by it.

Although this rift valley is located in the southern Taikang country, it is now a summer day when autumn is about to be delivered, so there is no shortage of fruits and vegetables in this valley where fruit trees are abundant.

But after the monkeys had scooped up all the fruits they could, the golden gorilla, who was absolutely not good at arithmetic, counted with his fingers and toes, and came to the conclusion that the monkeys had only found seventeen kinds of fruit.

And even the five scum of mathematical warfare can conclude that seventeen and eighteen are two different numbers, and there is a kind of fruit between them.

"How can this be!How can this be!For what is missing, one kind of fruit!For what is missing?!"

The golden gorilla got angry, roaring at the monkeys that served him, the frightened little monkeys squeaked and screamed, and one of them shrunk into rounded hairballs, trying to disguise himself as a pangolin or a stone.

As the initiator, Zhao Yan stood aside and watched with relish.

If it weren't for the lack of raw materials at hand, Zhao Yan would definitely stuff a majestic rooster into the hands of the golden retriever gorilla - killing chickens can set an example for monkeys, how can you do it without chickens?

Zhao Yan was thinking about it, when he suddenly felt someone pulling his clothes from behind, and when he turned his head, he found that it was not a beautiful cutie, but a goosebump-haired Song Twelvezhang.

"Erlang, you're enough. That's pretty much it, it's important to get the matter done quickly!"

Song Twelve Zhangs was lip syncing in the back.

Frankly. It's hard to guess the shape of the mouth, so Song Twelve Zhangs repeated it back and forth three times. Zhao Yancai finally figured out what he wanted to express.

As a gentleman with discipline and a lower limit, Zhao Yan chose to be good as flowing.

"Ahem, king, you should dissipate your anger first, in fact, there is no solution to this matter. ”

Zhao Yan picked a banana leaf, and finally successfully made a cameo appearance in Zhuge Village, where the old god was there.

"What's the solution?!"

Hearing Zhao Yan's offer, the golden retriever gorilla, who was still scolding his monkey head, immediately turned his head towards Zhao Yan.

"The solution is very simple, I don't know if you are here, King of the Dao. Is there a legendary monkey wine? Oh, it's the kind of wine that your monkey people make from natural fermentation of fruits, right? There must be?"

Zhao Yan's face was salivating, he has been famous for a long time for such good things as monkey wine, after all, according to the descriptions in those novels, it is simply a superb wine that is 10,000 times better than Lafite and Remy Martin.

Well, there have been enough facts to prove that the things in the novel are basically not credible, but there is nothing wrong with having a thought, right?

Obsession, obsession...... Lingering obsession.

"Monkey wine?" the golden gorilla's eyes lit up. However, the bright eyes soon dimmed again, and it said with a slight twist: "There is monkey wine, but it really can't be replaced by other things?"

There is monkey wine. Replace it with something else like a big-headed ghost!

"No, only monkey wine can!" Zhao Yan said categorically, in order to prove that what he said was true. He even turned his head to look at Song Twelvezhang, who was squeezing his eyebrows at him from behind: "Twelve, only monkey wine can replace fresh fruits." Replenish the necessary vitamins for the body, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes. It has to be monkey wine, and it's only monkey wine!"

Song Twelvezhang, who was originally squeezing his eyebrows, instantly became extremely serious, and he did not hesitate to echo Zhao Yan's statement, as if it was true.

"Do you have to be monkey wine? Ah, that's a bit of a trick. The golden gorilla began to scratch its ears and cheeks again, and it muttered to itself like a thunderbolt: "But on this Songhai Mountain, only Pan Tao Pass has monkey wine, and in the early years, you could go and drink casually, but since the demon monkey with a hairy face and thunder mouth, it occupies Pan Tao Pass...... Even if it's the king, it's been a long time since I've tasted wine!

A demon monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth?

Dear, are you describing yourself?

Obviously, he has a hairy face, and he also says that others are monsters......

Zhao Yan, who listened to the golden gorilla's self-talk word for word, did not laugh out loud very kindly.

"Boy, what do you think this should be?!"

Before Zhao Yan could laugh, the golden gorilla looked at him and asked loudly.

Zhao Yan turned his head and glanced at Song Twelvezhang, and the eyes of the two revealed the same meaning - "This golden haired gorilla is not stupid." ”

What a trick to drive the tiger and the wolf.

Zhao Yan is not stupid, how could he not see what the golden gorilla meant, it is clear that he wants him to take the initiative to go to that peach pass, and fight with the "demon monkey with a hairy face and thunder mouth" for 300 rounds.

"King, what is the strength of that demon monkey, is it so powerful that even you can't beat the king?"

Of course, Zhao Yan will not do what the golden gorilla wants, but will investigate the situation first.

If that hairy-faced and thunderous monster was as strong as that Yokogawa evil Jiao, he wouldn't have gone to that pantao pass if he killed Zhao Yan.

The monkey's wine is delicious, so you have to open your mouth first.

"This king can't beat that demon monkey? Ha, this king can't beat that demon monkey?! What kind of big joke, this king's strength is on this Songhai Mountain, and he is also a number of masters! This king can't beat a demon monkey who has been a demon monkey for a few years!?"

Zhao Yan didn't ask, but the golden retriever gorilla, which was originally normal, immediately blew up completely and fell into obvious hysteria.

"Boy, you have heard clearly to this king! In this Songhai Mountain, this king said that he is the second in the monkey clan, so no monkey dares to claim to be the first!"

Hysterical golden retriever gorillas. Widening round monkey eyes, emphasized.

"Yes, yes, yes. The king, you are a martial artist who dominates the rivers and lakes, and you must be the leader of the monkey clan. A proper golden retriever sage......"

Zhao Yan said a compliment that didn't want money, trying to calm down the fried golden retriever gorilla.

"Boy, don't mention anything related to water with this king! Rivers, lakes and seas are not allowed to mention!"

The golden retriever gorilla's emotions became even more excited because of the keywords that Zhao Yan inadvertently mentioned.

"Why can't you mention it?"

Zhao Yan made a cameo appearance as a curious baby, and he instinctively felt that this information was very important.

"Because that damn demon monkey is a damn water monkey! It's a fucking water monkey!"

The golden retriever gorilla was sad, and two snot bubbles accidentally appeared in the nose of the boss, as if accidentally swallowing a handful of magic medicine that would make the big man pick his feet sprout, and instantly sprouted.

Zhao Yan stepped forward, stood on tiptoe and patted the golden retriever gorilla's shoulder, with a look of empathy.

"Your Majesty, you may not know the truth, but not long ago I almost drowned in the water. Then I was almost killed by a water demon, so I can fully understand your feelings, my lord. ”

Zhao Yan said in a deep voice.

remembered the painful experience of being chased by Li Zixuan and falling into the lotus pond of Wancao Garden, and Zhao Yan who was forcibly dragged into the Jiuhe Longjun Wastewater Mansion under the water of the Henghe River by Jian Wenjun, and experienced the scenes one after another. It's really not fooling, but it's really full of sympathy for the golden retriever gorilla in front of me because of empathy.

And obviously. The golden retriever gorilla, who was comforted by Zhao Yan patting his shoulder, also clearly felt Zhao Yan's intentions. So he wiped the snot bubbles off his nostrils indiscriminately, and then put on a strong posture. This king doesn't need to be comforted by the arrogant tough guy expression.

Zhao Yan patted the golden retriever gorilla's shoulder twice before retracting his hand.

As a result, the expression of the golden gorilla gradually softened.

"King, the water monkey ......"

Seeing that the appeasement was almost over, Zhao Yan tried to re-shift the topic to the hairy-faced demon monkey again.

"That evil beast is not the opponent of this king! It's just a new demon who has only been a good man for a few years, but this king has been famous for more than 200 years, and it doesn't want to deceive this king!

Definitely, as soon as the keyword demon monkey was mentioned, the golden retriever gorilla, who had finally settled down, instantly became hysterical again.

So Zhao Yan smiled bitterly, and looked at each other again with Song Twelvezhang, the old fox who didn't say a word and pretended not to exist.

- This poor fellow is not lightly stimulated.

And from another point of view, that is, the demon water monkey that occupies the hairy face of the thunder mouth in Pan Tao Pass is likely to have a force value above the golden haired gorilla in front of him.

This is obviously not good news, at least for Zhao Yan, it means monkey wine, there is no need to drink.

"King, can you take the liberty of asking, what kind of strength do you have by the standards of mortals?"

Zhao Yan asked sadly.

"The strength of this king, is it something that you kid can ask casually?"

The golden gorilla stared at him with vigilance.

"Ouch, the king thinks too much, let's not ask casually, is this question very important?"

Zhao Yan replied with a grin.

In his heart, Zhao Yan was still busy asking Tsundere to defeat the system and gave instructions.

- "The Immortal Root allocates 25 attribute points. ”

Zhao Yan's instructions in his heart suddenly became this.

"Nasty! stupid host, you actually dare to disturb the beauty sleep of this system, and deduct 2 system favorability!"

The arrogant voice of the system came out, but it was not the "allocated" that should be said, but the confused sentence.

I'll go!

Your sister, you just have a system, sleep a ghost beauty sleep!

And the most important thing is that Master Ben hasn't triggered you for a few days, are you a pig or a turtle in the tsundere system?

This unexpected answer made Zhao Yan's mind black.

"It's allocated. ”

The tsundere system actually ignored Zhao Yan's crazy complaints about it, but finally said these four words.

Then, the tsundere system disappeared again, and resolutely stopped paying attention to Zhao Yan.

"Boy, tell me quickly, why do you have to ask about the strength of this king?"

The voice of the golden gorilla took over the tsundere system and poured into Zhao Yan's brain.

"Hehe, if you have to say something, then I can only answer, because I ......" Zhao Yan touched his body for a while, and then showed the water-avoiding bead from the Jiuhe Longjun Waste Water Mansion: "Because I have this." ”

"What is this?" The golden haired gorilla stared at the water-avoiding bead in Zhao Yan's hand, and after blinking his eyes violently for a while, he suddenly opened his mouth and shouted happily: "Aha, even if the color is not the same, even if it is a little big, but this king can recognize it at a glance! This is a bead carried by an old clam in the river!"

This uninformed monkey made Zhao Yan not have a chance to cover his face, because Song Twelvezhang, who relied on the old and sold the old, grabbed ahead of him and showed off his forehead with his hand.

"No, no, no, this is no ordinary pearl, it's called a water-repellent pearl. As the name suggests, the effect of this water-repellent bead is that I can wait for people who can't wait for water, and walk underwater at will just like walking on land......"

So Zhao Yan could only explain patiently.

With this water droplet, my mother no longer has to worry about the king's study...... Huh? How did King Ben say something strange that he didn't understand? What King Ben obviously wanted to say was that with this bead, King Ben could just beat that demon monkey out of the!"

After listening to Zhao Yan's introduction, the Golden Horse gorilla scratched his ears and cheeks, as a mountain king who has been famous for many years, he is really not stupid at all. (To be continued......)