Chapter 28: Pledge by example
"Old man, my grandma is not at home, you can come back another day!"
Hearing someone ringing the doorbell outside, Li Wanji curiously walked out and opened the door, and found that it was an old man he didn't know, but it looked a little familiar, and he should have seen it before.
After speaking, Li Wanji closed the door, he is now concentrating on the research data of intercolumnar cells, and it is not appropriate to be distracted.
The rejected ape was silent, and it took a long time before he raised his hand again to ring the doorbell.
"Old man, I said that my grandma is not at home, if you are in a hurry, you can go to Zuixian Building to have a look, grandma, she usually takes turns with my grandmother over there to take care of the accounts."
Opening the door again, Li Wanji was a little impatient.
After all, he has understood a key point in the research data of intercolumnar cells, and it is really not appropriate to be distracted.
"You don't know the old man?"
Ape Fei Ri asked, and his heart was also puzzled.
He doesn't think that Li Wanji is lying, after all, he still has this bit of eyesight, and as for Li Wanji's acting skills, it is impossible to deceive him.
It's just that he doesn't understand that this kid has analyzed himself so thoroughly at the beginning, how can he not know himself?
And he is the third generation Hokage, the most famous person in the entire Konoha after all, and he has only abdicated for so much now, why is he not recognized?
"It's a little familiar, if you want to find my grandmother, go to the Drunken Immortal Building!"
Looking at the old man outside the door, Li Wanji didn't bother to think about it, he didn't want to interfere in these things between the elders, and even if his grandmother and grandmother found a wife to come back now, he had no opinion.
After all, the elderly need more care and companionship.
"The old man didn't come to find your grandmother."
The old face was a little dark, and the third Hokage opened his mouth to explain that he didn't want to have any scandal with an old lady he didn't know.
"Oh! I'm sorry, it turns out that you came to find my grandmother, I made a mistake, you are the wife my grandmother is looking for, please come in and sit! ”
Li Wanji suddenly realized and hurriedly invited the other party to come in and sit down.
He had heard his mother say that he wanted to find a wife for his grandmother to accompany him, and it seemed that this old man was it.
Not to mention, although this old man is a little shorter, it can be vaguely seen from that face that he must have been a handsome guy when he was young, and his mother and grandmother's vision is not bad!
"Hahaha...... If Mrs. Biwako knew that Mr. Sarufei was having an affair behind her back, I am afraid that it would be a big trouble! ”
Jiraiya from the Hokage's office burst out laughing, clutching his stomach and laughing, it was so funny.
Rao is Tsunade Ji who had a serious face before, Ji couldn't help but laugh.
It's quite embarrassing for Bo Feng Shuimen, after all, he is the youngest here, and he asked the three generations of Hokage to help handle this matter, and now he is also responsible for making such a joke.
Looking at the player on the table, Bo Fengshuimen hesitated whether to turn it off.
The technique of looking at glasses can only convey a simple picture, so when the three generations of Hokage left, they took a bug from the shadow and put it on their bodies, which only passed back the voice for them.
It's just that I didn't expect it to be so embarrassing at the beginning.
In fact, it's no wonder that Li Wanji didn't recognize the three generations of Hokage apes flying in the sun, when he was in the ninja school, the three generations of Hokage were in the prime of life, and the photos hanging in the ninja school were also young, and he was wearing a Hokage hat and a Hokage robe, handsome and messy.
And now that Ape Fei Ri is wearing civilian clothes, his originally thick black hair has become gray, his body is also a little rickety, and there are many more wrinkles on his face, which has changed too much.
In addition, Li Wanji has been wandering on the front of the Water Country for the past few years, and he didn't come back until some time ago, so it is reasonable that he can't recognize the current Ape Fei Ri Chop.
So this time Ape Fei Sun is embarrassed, and it is not to explain, and it is not to explain, otherwise it will be even more embarrassing once he says that he is the third generation of Hokage?
In the end, Ape Fei Ri showed a default expression, anyway, this time he just came to confirm whether Li Wanji was secretly in love with Vortex Jiu Sinai, and it didn't matter what identity he used.
And this identity of his grandmother's wife may be more useful, and as a ninja, you have to endure what ordinary people can't endure, and these are nothing at all.
Following Li Wanji's leadership, Ape Fei Ri came to the living room, and Li Wanji made a cup of hot tea for him.
"Wanji, have you heard all those rumors lately?"
Ape Fei Ri was too lazy to talk to Li Wanji, and asked straight to the point.
After all, those rumors were made up by him signaling his old partner, and he knew the truth, and this time he came over just a formality.
Of course, it would be even better if it could be confirmed that this kid is really having a crush on Vortex Kushina.
"Rumors? What rumors? I haven't been out in the past few days, is there any big news in the village? ”
Li Wanji wondered, he really didn't know what rumors there were, he had been concentrating on the research materials of intercolumnar cells for the past few days, and even the meals were brought back by his grandmother and grandmother in turn.
It's really not clear what's going on outside.
"Haven't you ever been out?"
Ape Feiri frowned, but this was what he didn't expect, no wonder this kid has been so calm these days, after all, no matter how big the rumors are, it's useless if people don't go out and can't hear it.
"Recently, there have been some very harsh and taboo rumors, your existence has affected the relationship between the husband and wife of the four generations of Hokage, the old man thinks that it is best for you to leave the village and go outside to relax, and then return to ...... when this turmoil calms down."
The serious opening made a brief explanation, and even the ape Fei Ri Chop seemed to be kind enough to suggest that Li Wanji leave Konoha to avoid the limelight.
It's just that before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Wanji's angry voice, and he shot the case directly.
"What a joke! Although Bo Feng Shuimen is very girly, he is not really a woman, how can I have a relationship with him?
Although my name is Li Wanji, I'm not a!
This is insulting my personality, trampling on my dignity, and even more hateful, even distorting my sexual orientation.
If this spreads, how will I find my wife in the future?
Wait......"
Speaking of this, Li Wanji seemed to think of something, and his face suddenly became difficult to look at.
"I'm fine, the problem shouldn't be the sissy of Bo Feng Shuimen, right?
Damn, I knew there would be a problem with that sissy's sexual orientation, but I didn't expect it to be a man and a woman.
But he's the Hokage, how can I refuse?
Depend on! Retire, you have to retire quickly.
It's not good, retirement must be signed by the sissy of Bo Feng Shuimen, he is the current Hokage, and there is no way to avoid this hurdle ......"
At this moment, Li Wanji is devastated, God is pitiful, he has made a lot of determination to risk being involved in the maelstrom of Konoha reform, and wants to help Bo Feng Shuimen, but who would have thought that guy would be so kind and revenge, and he would not be a son of man!
Wait, it's not necessarily that the favor will be revenged, maybe the guy from Bo Feng Shui Gate will see the foundation as a kind of retribution, and want to repay him with his body!
It's just that he would rather not have this kind of ghost animal way of repaying his kindness.
I only heard that it is a disaster for women to be good-looking, but I didn't expect men to be the same, is it also a fault to be masculine and heroic?
And listening to Li Wanji's fragmented words, and then looking at the anxious appearance of the other party walking around, Ape Feiri fell into deep thought, and didn't understand why the painting style suddenly became such a ghost animal?
"Hahaha...... Watergate, it turns out that you are both male and female! I'm laughing to death, haha......"
Jiraiya from the Hokage's office squatted down directly with a smile, his stomach was cramped by laughter, but Bo Feng Shuimen had a bitter and gloomy face.
Although he claims to be the most perfect ninja, and the biggest characteristic of a ninja is that he can't endure ordinary people, but he can't hold back when he is suspected of his sexual orientation.
Not to mention that the waste wood is still a sissy, how can he endure it?
The corners of Vortex Jiu Sinai's mouth also had a smile, she had been at the same table with Li Wanji for six years and a teammate for three years, she had long known that Li Wanji's brain circuit was different from ordinary people, and she could pull the topic to a place that made people speechless and clogged up.
"Bang!"
Noticing that Bo Feng Shuimen, the junior and brother-in-law, was becoming more and more embarrassed, Tsunade Ji directly suppressed the hilarious Jiraiya with a punch.
At this time, her face was also very ugly, if this word spread, their Hokage family and Konoha would definitely become the laughing stock of the entire ninja world, which was even worse than the scandal between Li Wanji and Hokage Lady Vortex Kushina.
And at this moment, the door of the office was pushed open, and a cold man with a bandage around his right eye walked in.
When he received a report from his subordinates before, he immediately put down everything in his hand and rushed over, and he didn't want to show up to stop him, so he came to the Hokage's office to see what was going on.
And as soon as Shimura Danzou came in, the atmosphere in the office immediately became dull, after all, this shinobi was not a good person.
Looking at the smoke left by his old partner Sarutobi in the office, Shimura Tuanzo frowned, and reprimanded in a cold voice: "Don't you have a brain? Don't you know that pregnant women should not be exposed to these second-hand smokes? ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and opened the floor-to-ceiling window, and even used the wind attribute chakra to accelerate the exchange of air flow in the office, and after a while, the choking smoke in the office dissipated and turned into fresh air.
After doing this, Shimura Danzo nodded gently to Vortex Kushina, and then found a chair to sit down, and motioned to Bo Feng Shuimen and the others to continue, don't care about him.
This scene made Bo Fengshuimen and others look at each other, and they felt that the style of this ninja's dark painting today was very different from before.
And Uzumaki Kushina nodded politely to Shimura Danzou to express his gratitude, and had a new understanding of this previously hated shinobi darkness.
In fact, what Bo Feng Shuimen and others didn't know was that with the cultivation of Wudang Jiuyang Gong, not only did she increase the amount of chakra, but she also fused with the nine-tailed chakra, and had the ability to perceive good and evil from the nine-tails.
Although this perception range can only cover ten meters now, it is also very useful.
For example, she didn't sense any malicious presence on Shimura Danzang, obviously the other party complied with the deal with Li Wanji and completely gave up the plan to make a move on herself.
Even if you can't become friends in the future, at least you won't become enemies, so that in the coming big crisis, you will have much less pressure on yourself.
Thinking of this, Vortex Jiu Sinai felt even more guilty and distressed for that man in his heart.
This is all what that man has bought with his life's work, his own life and death, and freedom!
And at this moment, a new change appeared in the picture in the crystal ball.
Li Wanji, on the other side, walked back and forth anxiously several times, and finally thought of a solution.
"By the way, I can go to three generations. Although the sissy of Bo Feng Shuimen has become the fourth generation of Hokage, but not long after he succeeded to the throne, he did not have much real power of the Hokage, as long as the three generations agreed, Bo Feng Shuimen could not stop it.
But what should I use to bribe the third generation to promise me to retire?
It seems that I have heard that the three generations and the predecessors of Jiraiya are the same as the raccoon dogs, and have the same hobbies, maybe I can write a novel with color in the past under the bribe! ”
With the voice of self-muttering, the anxiety in Li Wanji's heart gradually dissipated, and there was more confidence on his face.
As a loyal fan of the island country ***** and literary films in his previous life, he can be said to have read countless films, and he has stored several T's small films in the computer, which is absolutely invincible in theory in this world.
Using it as a model, there is no problem at all in writing a little literature with a little color.
Moreover, the culture of the Naruto world is somewhat similar to that island country in the previous life, and the colorful novels written based on it should be very marketable.
"Ahem...... This rumor is wrong, the three generations of Hokage are actually different from his disciples. ”
The embarrassed Ape Fei Ri coughed dryly and said that he was innocent, and he was definitely not the same as that guy from Jiraiya.
"I know,The three generations are a lot smarter than the predecessors of Jiraiya.,Zilai also went directly to the bathhouse hot spring pool to peep.,The three generations are sitting in the office with a crystal ball to peep at the beauties of the entire Konoha beauties.,Lori.,Royal sister.,Wife.,Girls and everything are patronized.,It's much richer than the materials of Jiraiya's predecessors.。
Li Wanji nodded in agreement, although he had never heard of this in the Hokage world, but the Naruto fan roommate in his previous life had said it many times, and he was full of envy and jealousy for the crystal ball of the three generations of Hokage.
I even bought a crystal ball with the same appearance from the Internet and put it in the dormitory, and every night I was nervous at the girls' dormitory opposite, wanting to see the beautiful scenery on the opposite side through the crystal ball, but unfortunately I didn't succeed once.
However, this point made Li Wanji quite impressed, and it was also the confidence of him to bribe the three generations of Hokage with colored novels.
This made the ape fly even more embarrassed, obviously he wanted to explain, why did he fall deeper and deeper the more he said?
What went wrong?
Also, how does this kid know so much about the old man?
Could it be that it was leaked from the beginning?