Chapter 29: Tricking Tsunade Hime
"Bang!"
"You bastard, look where all the shame goes!"
In the Hokage's office, Tsunade Ji once again punched Jiraiya and was mad at this bastard guy.
Look, look, now even the juniors know that disgusting hobby of yours, bastard, and it's a great shame to be the same three shinobi as you.
It's just that although Jiraiya was brutally suppressed, a pair of eyes stared at the crystal ball on the Hokage's desk, and his saliva was about to flow.
yes, how did I forget this baby.
Once you have this big baby, you don't want to use how to take materials, you can use how to use materials, you don't have to be sneaky at all, and you can complete the great business of collecting materials at home.
"Bang!"
Looking at Jiraiya's appearance, Tsunade Ji couldn't guess the other party's thoughts, and immediately couldn't help but smash it with a small fist again.
This bastard just owes it up!
At the same time, the flickering eyes of the cold light fell on the crystal ball, and he decided in his heart that after this incident, he would destroy this evil ninja and never let it harm the countless female compatriots of Konoha again.
"Ahem...... Wanji, I think you misunderstood, the object of the scandal is not you and the four generations of Hokage, but with the wife of the four generations of Hokage, Uzumaki Kushina. ”
On the other side, the ape in Li Wanji's house, Fei Ri, hurriedly coughed dryly, stopped Li Wanji's messy brains, and let him continue to say that his image of a glorious and righteous body would completely collapse.
And this truth shocked Li Wanji, and his face was incredible.
"Which brain-dead person made this kind of scandal? I think I Li Wanji is young and has a lot of money, he started a drunken fairy building from scratch, and he is making money every day, and he has inherited the land of the whole street of his ancestors, and he can receive soft hands just by collecting rent, what kind of wife do you want, how can you fall in love with the violent woman of Vortex Jiu Xinai?
I'm afraid that her mind is not enough for me to grasp, and that flat body is not good for birth at a glance, even if she gives birth to a child, she doesn't know if she can let the child eat it?
Even if it can, it will definitely not be much, and when the child can't eat enough, he will have to buy milk powder, which is another large amount of unjust money.
This kind of unqualified woman will only be interested in the sissy of Bo Feng Shuimen, but I estimate that the little body of the sissy of Bo Feng Shuimen may die one day from a domestic violence or a dark meal of Whirlpool Jiu Sinai, and I will have to prepare a share of money to attend the funeral.
Alas, why didn't you see that being a classmate with a violent woman like Jiu Sinai was still a costly job? ”
sighed, Li Wanji is quite disgusted by this kind of behavior of giving money for red and white ceremonies, the relationship is average, just give a little as you want, but if you have a good relationship, you are trampling on the affection between each other, and it hurts to give too much.
I thought that when I came to the new world, this kind of vulgar custom would not be encountered again, but I didn't expect that this Hokage world also has this kind of customs.
That's a pitfall.
Although he is very rich, no matter how rich he is, he can't spend it casually.
The virtue of thrift must be passed on!
The ape on the other side opened his mouth, he really didn't know what to say, he felt that he really couldn't keep up with the brain circuits of the young people now.
Are you really old?
And the brainless thing this kid said seems to be himself, does this count as scolding himself in person?
And these words made the face of Bo Feng Shuimen, who was watching in the Hokage's office, also look very bad, but Vortex Kushina was very calm, and his heart was even more reflective.
Yes, I have so many shortcomings, why would Watergate like myself?
Or what do you like about herself, is it herself? Or is it the power of the Nine-Tails sealed in the body? Or is it the Vortex Clan's Sealing Inheritance?
Vortex Jiu Sinai once again questioned the relationship between himself and Bo Feng Shuimen, but this could not be distinguished and confirmed even with the perception of good and evil obtained from the Nine Tails, after all, this ability only perceives good and evil, not the human heart.
As for Li Wanji's words, she didn't take it to heart, after all, those huge works and Li Wanji's place in the root is the best proof of her love, and now she is just saying this to paralyze the three generations and others.
Besides, Li Wanji, who can write those masterpieces, will not be able to deceive an ape in terms of acting skills?
"So you like the type of Senju Tsunade in the Three Ninjas?"
Li Wanji's ape Fei Ri said thoughtfully, probably understanding Li Wanji's preferences.
"Uncle, what the hell are you doing?"
These words made Li Wanji suspicious, and he always felt that this old guy was like a P bar.
"It's not your grandmother who said that you don't have a girlfriend when you're so old.,I want to ask the old man to help you introduce one.,The old man is now asking which type you like.,Although the type of Senju Tsunade is hard to find.,But it's not a big problem on your terms.。
It's not impossible for you to even try your best to pursue Tsunade-hime.,After all, Tsunade-hime is still single.。 ”
Seeing Li Wanji's suspicions, Ape Fei Ri hurriedly explained, saying that he was a matchmaker who said matchmakers.
At the same time, through this live broadcast, he expressed his concern for the disciple's emotional marriage as a teacher, and saved his image in Tsunade's mind, after all, if you want to support Tsunade, you must gain a certain trust from the other party.
Seeing the old man in front of him admitting it, Li Wanji didn't think much about it, and decisively shook his head and vetoed: "Although I like the choppy type, Tsunade seniors are not my thing."
First, she is too old, I don't like to be eaten by old cows, and secondly, I suspect that her mind is a fake and shoddy product, I heard that some women love beauty, and will fill it with something through surgery, such as silicone and the like.
I've also heard that Tsunade's predecessors used to have the same flat body as Kushina, and it was only later that they became so big, which is not normal.
Coupled with Tsunade's senior's proficiency in medical ninjutsu, maybe she faked it herself, and I don't like this kind of woman who cheats.
And the fake is the fake, how can it be true, once you have a child, you can't improve the child's food through this kind of fraudulent means, and you have to spend money on milk powder when the time comes. ”
After confirming that the old man in front of him was a matchmaker, Li Wanji became much more serious, explained his mate selection needs in detail, and said that what he wanted was the kind of woman who was real, not the kind of hypocritical woman who cheated.
These words made Ape Feiri stunned, and he admired Li Wanji's ability to die incomparably in his heart.
He knew that Tsunade was watching the live stream in the Hokage's office right now, and it was still the kind with voice.
At this moment, Tsunade Ji in the Hokage's office is probably thinking about how to hammer the kid in front of him to death.
The atmosphere in the Hokage's office became even more eerie, and Jiraiya looked at Tsunade's chest with a suspicious gaze, and in the end, it even turned into a kind of scrutiny.
It seems to be wondering if this is a fraud, and Tsunade wants to prove it very simply, just let someone check it, for example, let him, who is also a third ninja, do it himself.
Very meticulous kind of check!
Thinking that he is also a three-ninja, he has enough prestige to prove his innocence for Tsunade.
"Bang!"
Tsunade-hime, whose face was dark, smashed Jiraiya, who was gradually revealing his pig brother's appearance, out with a punch, and with extreme force, he directly smashed Jiraiya's body out of the Hokage Building.
Then he stepped forward and grabbed the crystal ball ninja device, and the strange power technique worked, crushing it stiffly.
She felt that it was a mistake for her to come back this time, and the next generation of Konoha was so uncute that she dared to think about anything and say anything.
It seems that I have to take the time to let these unlovely juniors know how to respect their seniors!
"Sister Tsunade, I'm tired, please accompany me back, it just so happens that I also have a gift for you, and by the way, I will also hand over a copy to Mr. Jiraiya."
Vortex Kushina got up and smiled and spoke to Tsunade Hime, as for her husband's Bo Feng Shuimen, she didn't bother to look at it.
Seeing that she now also understands that the essence of today's incident is nothing more than her husband's suspicion that his wife is unfaithful, which makes her heartbroken.
Although she is very grateful to Li Wanji, she is only grateful, and there is no love breeding, at least not now.
Moreover, he has only met with Li Wanji a few times in the past few days, talked about some things at his home, and has not crossed the line.
Furthermore, what can a pregnant woman who is about to give birth do?
In contrast, Bo Feng Shui Men often participates in some drinking parties, many of which are accompanied by beautiful women, and sometimes they don't go home at night.
She understood this and never said anything.
But now she has only met a few times with her old friend who she hasn't seen for a long time and is suspected of infidelity by her husband, how can she accept this?
Seeing his wife leave indifferently, Bo Fengshuimen opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, after all, today's incident was indeed what he did wrong, especially when it proved that Li Wanji really didn't have that kind of mind for Vortex Jiu Sinai.
He doesn't think that Li Wanji is acting deliberately, after all, he is facing three generations of Hokage, if the other party's acting skills can deceive three generations of Hokage, then he will admit it.
So today's event is a miscalculation on his part!
Shimura Danzou glanced at Bo Feng Shui Gate with disdain, got up and left the Hokage's office.
He originally thought it was a big deal, but after a long time, it turned out to be these trivial things, and he rushed over in a hurry.
Sure enough, Ape Fei Ri Slash and Bo Feng Shui Gate are not the material to do big things, and it is up to him to lead Konoha to unify the ninja world and achieve long-term peace!
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"You've perfected this?"
Looking at the Jiuyang Divine Skill in her hand, Tsunade Ji is face was shocked, just the first layer of the Purple Qi Yi Tendon Cleansing was enough to shock her, but she didn't expect that there was a more powerful cultivation method behind her.
The first layer of purple qi is easy to wash the marrow, and she can still see that it is optimized and perfected on the basis of their Thousand Hand Clan's Yang Escape Chakra Refining Technique and the Vortex Clan's Yang Attribute Chakra Refining Technique, but the latter one has changed a lot, and it is also more profound, even with her cultivation, it is difficult to understand.
That's right, the gift that Vortex Jiu Sinai wanted to give to Tsunade Ji was the first part of this copied Jiuyang Divine Skill, and she was originally going to give it to her husband Bo Feng Shuimen, but the other party made her disappointed again and again.
Even she was thinking that with Bo Feng Shuimen's absolute trust in the three generations of old men, when the big crisis came, she would face up with the three generations of old men, whether Bo Feng Shuimen would help her or help the three generations of old men.
In the past, Bo Feng Shui Gate was her pride, but the other party's performance made her very worried these days, especially after reading through the set of "Hokage Power Technique" written by her friend Li Wanji, she has a different understanding of many things, and can even see through the essence of the inside.
It is precisely because of this that she understands more and more how stupid her husband Bo Feng Shuimen is, and it can even be said that he is brain-dead, and it is a big joke to pin the safety of herself and her children on the other party.
If it weren't for these martial arts created by his friend Li Wanji for himself, plus he was woken up by his best friend pharmacist Ye Naiyu before, I am afraid that on the day of childbirth, I don't know how I died.
And it is unknown whether the child can survive alone, and even if he survives, it will definitely not be better, which Kakashi Hagi is a typical example, and even his own child will live even more miserable than that.
I didn't think that since she read through that set of Hokage power techniques, she had a different understanding of what had happened, such as the White Fang incident back then.
In addition to those on the surface, there must be other insider secrets that Ape Flying Sun Slash did not say.
Although she didn't have much contact with Hagi Sushigeru back then, she also understood that the other party was by no means a person who could not withstand the blow of words, let alone commit suicide with a knife, and then his wife also committed suicide for it, and Kakashi Hagi also fell into the darkness.
With the ninja quality of Hagi Sumao and his understanding of his wife and son, it is impossible for the other party not to anticipate this, but the other party still committed suicide with a knife.
If there is nothing in this, the ghost will not believe it, and there are not many people in Konoha who can force Hachiki Sumao to commit suicide with a knife, and the only one who can do this is Sarutobi Hichi, the third-generation Hokage, even Shimura Danzo was not qualified back then.
After all, at that time, the roots of Shimura Danzang were just grass creations, and they didn't have the ability to force Konoha White Fang Banner Mu Sumao to death.
So this must be the handiwork of Ape Feiri, which shows how insidious and vicious the other party's heart is, and it is difficult for the brainwashed Bo Fengshuimen to have a good end.
So she has to plan ahead and be ready for whatever is possible.
Of course, in addition to this, she also wanted Tsunade Ji to focus on it these days, so as not to go to Li Wanji for trouble.
She didn't want to trouble that man anymore!