Chapter 118: Cheng Mo's Youth Story Begins to Turn into a Farce (2)
When Cheng Mo walked out of the campus, he saw Xie Minyun carrying her black backpack surrounded by two white bars on one shoulder, like the flag collar of a sailor's suit, standing slimly at the beige marble pillar with the school's name plaque. (BGM in this chapter - "Bicycle" Jay Chou's "The Secret That Can't Be Said" original soundtrack)
When the flow of people passed by her, it would stop for a moment, and the students and passers-by couldn't help but look back, because she was so dazzling, like an unreachable mirage.
Cheng Mo lowered his head, walked diagonally into the middle of the crowd, pretended not to see Xie Minyun, and walked out of the school gate.
"She was supposed to be waiting for her Rolls-Royce. Cheng Mo couldn't turn his head to observe Xie Minyun's expression, so he could only guess like this, but obviously he guessed wrong, because he felt someone tugging at his schoolbag.
Cheng Mo looked back helplessly, and saw Xie Minyun's very cold face.
"Don't pretend you don't see me. Xie Minyun's long, half-squinted eyes made her eyes look very sharp, like a leopard crawling behind its prey, and like a Persian cat waiting for her little mouse.
"I saw it....." Cheng Mo's face was inexplicable, and the implication was: What if I saw it?
Xie Minyun let go of his right hand that was holding Cheng Mo's schoolbag, "Then you don't know I'm waiting for you?"
Cheng Mo said angrily: "I'm not the roundworm in your stomach..... paused, Cheng Mo whispered again: "Besides, why are you waiting for me?"
After saying this, Cheng Mo picked up his pace slightly and walked towards the bus stop.
Xie Minyun took three steps and two steps to catch up with his long legs, and when he was side by side with Cheng Mo, Cheng Mo didn't turn his head and said first: "We have agreed, we will only teach for an hour and a half at noon, don't you want to encroach on my time after school." ”
Although for most people, it is an extremely happy and lucky thing to be a big beauty like Xie Minyun, but it is not Cheng Mo's, and Cheng Mo doesn't believe that a perfect girl like Xie Minyun will like her mediocre self, this kind of bridge generally only happens in vulgar and funny romantic comedies, and it is impossible for it to happen in reality, let alone to himself.....
So this must be a trap, this dangerous beautiful girl must have some ulterior motives, Cheng Mo is extremely firm in his opinion.
Xie Minyun snorted coldly, "Don't think too much, I want you to testify, I can also live an unmaterial life like you!"
Cheng Mo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, turned his head to look at Xie Minyun's flawless side face, and rolled his eyes, "You're too deliberate, aren't you?"
Xie Minyun said coldly: "You don't care if I deliberate or not, I'm happy." ”
The two of them walked through the Internet celebrity milk tea shop where the school couple gathered in a pile of jaw-dropping eyes, June is the hot season for smoothies, except for the boys and girls waiting in line outside to buy a cup of milk tea, the store is already full of couples who are in the name of Wen Shu, but in fact they are talking about love.
At the door of this cute bubble tea shop stands a blue fat man who is only a little shorter than Cheng Mo, who is grinning, holding a dorayaki in his round hand, and a leaflet forced by the store in the other hand that reads: "Half price for the second cup".
Probably as long as Changya's students know this Internet celebrity milk tea shop, because the most famous thing here is not actually milk tea, but the happiness sticker written by the boss himself, every cup of milk tea will be pasted with a beautiful sticker when handed over to the guest, if it is a single dog, you will get a boring or humorous blessing, if it is a friend, you will get a poem about friendship, if it is a couple, you will get a love motto.
Xie Minyun hesitated, stopped in front of the blue fat man, and grabbed Cheng Mo's schoolbag again, "Hey, the second cup is half price...."
Cheng Mo turned his head and said "oh", and then said expressionlessly: "This is a very classic routine, which uses price discrimination and the law of diminishing marginal utility..... If you want to recommend a book, I would recommend Mankiw's Principles of Economics..."
Seeing that Cheng was pretending to be crazy and stupid, Xie Minyun secretly gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you say that you only made a lot of money recently?"
"Yes, but what does this have to do with half price for the second cup?" Cheng Mo was expressionless.
"Okay, then I'll invite you to drink...."Xie Minyun sneered, and then dragged Cheng Mo's schoolbag to line up.
Cheng Mo struggled for a moment and protested in a low voice: "I never drink ice things....."
Xie Minyun was indifferent in the eyes of a group of people looking back, and said lightly: "Then you can order a hot one." ”
"I only drink warm water between 25 and 35 degrees...."
"Do you want to help you soak some wolfberries and help you take the temperature measurement?"
Cheng Mo nodded with a serious face, "This is a good idea, it's best to add some chrysanthemums and astragalus." ”
Xie Minyun didn't answer, so the two of them stood in the team and waited quietly, as for those snooping eyes, Cheng Mo could only block them, while Xie Minyun turned a blind eye.
When it was the turn of the two of them, Xie Minyun preemptively said: "A cup of cocoa pudding, a cup of wolfberry, chrysanthemum, and astragalus tea....."
The boss who was operating on the cash register originally lowered his head, and when he heard the wolfberry, chrysanthemum, and astragalus tea in the back, he raised his head a little indifferently and said, "The one in the back ..... No...."When she saw Xie Minyun clearly, she couldn't help but pause.
Xie Minyun said seriously: "That wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea are also fine..... It's really not good, wolfberry tea or chrysanthemum tea ....."
The boss couldn't cry or laugh, but such a beautiful girl definitely didn't come to make trouble, so she reluctantly said with a smile on her face: "I'm sorry, beauty, we only have milk tea for drinks here...."
"Then give him a glass of warm water between 25 and 35 degrees. Xie Minyun still didn't give up.
The boss was speechless and his expression was a little messy.
Cheng Mo saw that there were more onlookers, and his whispers became louder and louder, so he could only interject: "Don't listen to her, just have a cup of ancient boba milk tea." ”
"Okay, a cup of cocoa pudding, a cup of ancient boba milk tea...."
"No, don't drink the name so boring, boss, change him for a cup of longan and red date milk tea. ”
The boss raised his head, smiled hard and said, "Are you sure?"
Xie Minyun nodded.
Cheng Mo said: "You have the final say in your treat." ”
The boss showed a satisfied smile, then made an order, and then handed the white strip to Xie Minyun, "A total of 32 yuan." ”
Xie Minyun took the list and glanced at Cheng Mo, "Give money.... Deduct from my earnings. ”
Cheng Mo didn't want to be entangled, took out his mobile phone, scanned the code to pay, and said lightly: "This is to charge interest." ”
"Okay, but if you exceed the bank's interest rate by four times for the same period, I won't admit it. Xie Minyun's tone contained a hint of pride, feeling that she had made Cheng Mo deflated, she lightly let go of the position, let the people behind order, and dragged Cheng Mo to the place where it was shipped.
Cheng Mo thought of his weekend plans, and he could only endure it..... However, in fact, this kind of patience, which is envied by countless people, does not seem to be so difficult.
When the two of them took milk tea, the waiter didn't ask when he saw that it was a boy and a girl, and casually pasted half a sentence on the two paper cups: "I turned the whole world upside down" and "just to correct your reflection." ”
The sentence becomes complete when the two cups come together.
This is a very ambiguous behavior in the eyes of young boys and girls, but Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun don't care, and the two of them have a very tacit understanding.
One feels that the other party can't like him.
One thinks that he will never like him.