Chapter 289: It's only worth a piece of muffin

Listening to the communication between the front-line troops on the radio always gives the feeling of a live broadcast, combined with the background sound of guns, machinery roaring and even explosions, so that those of us sitting in the small town feel as if we are also on the front line of extremely fierce fighting, fighting with those big soldiers. <

Usually each unit would have its own code name when using radio communication, from tables, benches, foxes, mice, to apples and bananas, and both the command and the troops themselves would use these code names, never without exception - this was to prevent leaks, of course, but since the enemy was not human and no one cared about such troublesome rules when the battle was fierce, all kinds of radio communications were now called by their names.

"Thomas, what the hell are you soft eggs doing, why are the flank troops stagnating? Did you not eat enough at noon or did you pee your pants in fear after seeing the monster? Did I send you to the front line again just to let you play soy sauce, hurry up and move!"

There was no doubt that the angry voice belonged to the bald Colonel Kjer, and there was no doubt that Captain Thomas, who had occasionally been heroic and resolute, had relapsed into the old habit of the old one, and after a few days of getting along with them, I had become somewhat accustomed to the ...... between them Daily mode too.

"It's not like that, sir, it's actually because my tank motive suddenly malfunctioned......"

"Attack me now, or I'll kick you in the ass and knock you into the monsters' territory. ”

"Yes, sir. Do it now. ”

Of course. The communication consisted more of requests for fire support, alerts between pilots fighting in formation about red beams coming from the ground, reports from reconnaissance units ahead about monster movements, and cries for help from some unlucky ones before they hung up. Although it sounds very chaotic to us, it also intuitively illustrates the various situations on the battlefield today.

The general assault that began in the afternoon had been going on for an hour unconsciously, and the human army, despite the stubborn and frantic resistance and even counterattack of the monsters, had not been able to cause much trouble. At present, a small number of troops have successfully broken through from the suburbs into the city, and the breach is still expanding, and it will soon be possible to advance into the city.

The battle seemed to go smoothly, and I was able to shift my attention away from the radio for a moment.

Emilyina said that she would listen to the radio communication in the tent while leisurely sipping afternoon tea and waiting to attack, but in fact, after the battle began, everyone didn't have the heart to taste tea, and they were all paying serious attention to the battle situation on the front line. However, only Senior Sister Blue Feather is an exception, and she will never be affected by the surrounding atmosphere.

When Senior Sister Blue Feather reached for the last piece of small muffin cake on the plate. I finally came to my senses. Busy with tears streaming down his face, he tried to stop the black long straight: "Please wait a minute, senior sister." If I'm not mistaken, I don't think I've even tasted a piece of muffin, right?

"Hey, I thought people didn't like to eat muffins. Naturally, he couldn't help but show a puzzled expression, and tilted his head decisively. "Because no one takes it. ”

Sister Mei, who was sitting next to her, reacted even more exaggeratedly. With a frightened look on his face, he held his face in his hands and exclaimed, "What the hell is this? For Mao's blink of an eye, there is only the last piece of my favorite muffin cake left!?"

"In a blink of an eye?" "Naturally, he took out his phone and looked at the time. Then he suddenly became even more confused.

Thankfully, Lu Yin was caught by the mad scientists of the scientific research team and went to help, and she was not here at the moment, otherwise she might not know what kind of daily trouble would come out - such as pulling her senior sister and saying "You really should lose weight" or something.

"It's been an hour. Emilina sighed faintly after determining the time, "But Blue Feather." It's a shame that you can eat so many muffins on your own. You really should lose weight. ”

As I was sipping the tea with only a slight residual heat left, I couldn't help but turn my head decisively and spray it on the ground.

Senior Sister Lan Yu looked shocked, and hurriedly lowered her head to check herself, and then looked at the female man next to her who was in tears because her favorite dessert was swept away, and asked, "Sister Mei, am I not fat?"

How can there be a reason to eat dessert and get fat on the spot? Sister Mei should comfort Hei Changzhi and tell her not to worry.

I'm still too superficial.

"Yes, Miss. Sister Mei pressed Lan Yu's shoulder with one hand, stared at her very strictly, and said seriously, "I have to say that you have eaten too many muffins, in order to maintain your current figure, I think it is better for you to stop there." So, I'll take care of the rest of the muffin. ”

That last sentence is your real purpose, huh!?

"Since Sister Mei, you have said so......"

Seeing that Tian Tian Du retracted his hand with a slight hesitation, Sister Mei immediately stretched out her claws towards the only remaining piece of muffin cake with lightning speed, but I had already taken precautions against this, picked up the fork and went straight forward, blocking Sister Mei stubbornly.

"I'll you, what do you mean by being a bastard?" Sister Mei, who was only a few centimeters away from being able to reach the muffin, suddenly said angrily at me with a dark face, "Do you want to get along with my mother?"

"Of course, because I want to eat this muffin too. Because Sister Mei planned to grab it directly with her hands instead of holding the fork, she who held the "weapon" was able to barely suppress this sturdy female man, "We have to taste everything you say, even if you don't want to stop me!"

Sister Mei silently launched a series of actions with her right hand, but I am no longer the 5 scum of the original battle, after many monster training to improve the combat effectiveness to 6, I did not avoid it, coupled with the help of the dinner fork, Sister Mei's hands were never able to touch the muffin.

To be honest, at this moment, Emilina maintained an indifferent and elegant expression, stretched out her fork and took the sponge fork away to her mouth when we were fighting, and ate it beautifully, and then smiled at Sister Mei and me, who were dumbfounded and full of black lines, and said "It tastes great" is the royal and classic unfolding, but the golden girl did not do that, but watched the excitement with relish on the side - don't think about it, her hidden belly black attribute has been done again.

"Hey, what a troublesome guy. Sister Mei couldn't help but take a sip hard, and then stretched out her left hand and grabbed Senior Sister Lan Yu beside her and pushed her hard towards me, "As long as you are willing to let go, this girl will be yours today, no matter what you plan to do to her, I won't care!"

Sister Mei's strength was very strong, and she didn't react at all to what was going on, Senior Sister Blue Feather lost her balance on the spot and staggered, and was pushed directly in front of me by the former, and I was worried that Hei Changzhi would fall, so I subconsciously opened my arms and let Senior Sister throw herself into her arms and hugged her.

For the sake of Sister Muffin Cake, Sister Mei, did you even sell Hei Changzhi, whom you regarded as your precious goddaughter, without hesitation!? Could it be that your conscience, morality, standards, and even the lower limit are just worth just one piece of muffin?

I like it though.

"Deal!" I decisively withdrew my hand holding the fork and said solemnly.

Senior Sister Lan Yu didn't realize what had happened until this time, and at the same time understood (or misunderstood) the meaning of the conversation between Sister Mei and me, and broke free from my arms with a scream: "Huh, hey, huh, huh, hah, no

At this time, Sister Mei had already stuffed the muffin cake into her mouth with a light degree, and while tasting it carefully, she said slowly with a happy expression on her face: "Big husband, big husband, it's only one day. You'll be free by this time tomorrow afternoon. ”

Hei Changzhi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, stroked his chest and said weakly: "Ha, if it's just that you can't take care of your father for a day, there shouldn't be any problem." ”

Some things can be done in an hour or two, let alone a whole day?Well, given that Emlina was looking at me with a meaningful gaze at the moment, it was better to swallow it silently.

But then again, what should I do to get along with Sister Lan Yu all day without Sister Mei being disturbed? Discussing the meaning of life or something must be a joke, so the only thing left should be a date that is not a date. In this rear battlefield headquarters where the sound of artillery fire and the whistling of warplanes never seems to stop?

I felt a pain in my eggs for no apparent reason.

"Do you exchange a piece of muffin cake for Lan Yu to be your exclusive maid for a whole day?" Emilina suddenly put her hand on her cheeks and tilted the corners of her mouth and smiled slightly, "Zhou Yi, this deal is indeed very cost-effective." But since Lan Yu is already your maid now, the first thing to do should be to make her change into a maid outfit. I happen to have one here, do you want her to try it?"

For Mao, will you be involved in the loving profession of a maid?, but the blue feather senior sister in a maid costume...... No, just imagining it makes me feel excited.

"Tsubasas, the expression on your face looks evil, huh?"

I hurriedly raised my hand and wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth: "There is no such thing, it must be your delusion, senior sister." Also, Lord Emmilina, please lend me that maid outfit!Sister Blue Feather, you don't mind changing into a maid outfit, right?"

"I don't mind, but is it really necessary?" said Nature, tilting his head in confusion.

Emilina had already stood up at this time and walked to the side of Senior Sister Lan Yu: "Of course it is necessary, my mother usually dresses up as a maid and holds a signboard to make a cameo appearance, and the effect is very good every time." So Lan Yu, in order to satisfy Zhou Yi's perverted, I mean loving adolescent mentality, you should sacrifice it a little. (To be continued!)

PS: Because there is something going on at home in the afternoon, today's update of the second chapter is postponed to eight o'clock in the evening. Well, that's it =. =

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