Chapter 288: Knocked over a pot of chicken soup
It took a day and a half for the coalition forces of the Federation to arrive and regain the town of Pine Valley, and the siege of Sekir was laid on the plains on the outskirts of the town. Even though there was nothing left in the town except for crystals that had been neatly cut by monsters and seemed to be intended as resources, the army had set up their headquarters here, and it was very lively to set up camp while taking care of the surrounding crystals.
Self-propelled guns, rocket artillery, towed guns, and other heavy firepower weapons that followed far behind from time to time shot strings of dangerous objects at the city whose surface was already dyed with a light purple color, drawing many bright and dazzling fire trails in mid-air. Then you can hear a thunderous explosion on the far horizon, and you can even see fire and smoke.
The crystals made of monsters are not combustible, but the city of Sequir is too big and too short for them to be fully "digested", and the black smoke comes from the burning of buildings that have not been fully crystallized.
A large group of warplanes often flew through the sky, and then caused a series of earth-shattering movements on the side of the city. On the ground, there were many troops walking through the town and heading straight for the plains ahead.
In the midst of this imminent battle, I was in a tent in the command camp and faced the ultimate challenge of my life's largest, but also the most dangerous, SSS-level difficulty, which was very likely to kill me on the spot.
"That, dear Blue Feather Senpai. The black thread on his head, dripping with cold sweat and five thunderbolts, withdrew his gaze from an unknown object in front of him, turned his head to look at Hei Changzhi, who smiled and put his hands together in the lower abdomen and posed in a very standard shape of a good wife and mother, and asked cautiously. "What the hell is this?"
"Chicken soup is the same dish that Xiao Tsubasa asked me to make last time. Senior Sister Lan Yu nodded her head with a smile and said seriously, "Don't worry, this is something I did under the guidance of Sister Mei, and it is a confident work in the true sense." Tsubasa, how about you taste it?"
I couldn't help but look at the unidentified object with a puzzled look - its appearance was unrecognizable, it was an authentic mosaic, a large amount of dark black mist gushing out of the casserole containing the object, and those who didn't know would definitely think that the pot was the legendary abyssal poisonous spring, and the churning of the curious liquid reminded me of the magic potion that Emmilina occasionally pulled out, which was made from a certain person named Cecilia.
Are you sure this is a self-confident cooking, not a mistake to take the special ultimate dissolving potion prescribed by your father for the decisive battle against monsters?In addition, what Sister Mei taught you is okay with everything else, but you can't believe it in terms of cooking, hey!
Anyway, it was necessary to pretend, so I took the spoon and reached into the casserole, ready to scoop up a spoonful of the soup and suck it into my mouth, and then squirt it out with lightning speed, and then fell to the ground unconscious, causing a flurry of confusion - of course. I fainted on purpose.
But I wasn't actually able to do that. It's not that Emilina, who can't stand it next to her, spoke up to stop her. I didn't even put the soup in my mouth.
As soon as the spoon reached into the air, the tip of the liquid that had been soaked melted away like ice.
..............................
I suddenly felt that it would be better to find some other creature to carry out the real thing before putting the soup in my mouth, so I decisively rushed to the side of Emilina, who was not calm in face, and pressed the golden girl's shoulders and said very strictly: "Beauty, discuss something with you." ”
"If it's borrowed to test the poison from the night, no, I mean try it, don't talk about it. ”
Yikes. It's useless to change your tune. You're definitely saying "test poison", right?, though it's not surprising that Emlina guessed what I thought. But since she refused, I had no choice but to give up. Instead, he put down the spoon and looked at the natural daze, and said in a slightly messy manner: "Senior Sister Lan Yu, let's not drink this thing, okay?
"Meow. Could it be that you have failed again?" Senior Sister Lan Yu looked very frustrated, but still grabbed the soup spoon on the side and stretched it into the casserole, "No, even if Xiao Wing doesn't want to taste it, I have to taste it myself!"
"It's the only one, please don't!" I rushed over and grabbed my natural hand tightly, "Senior sister, I'll just drink, you don't have to take such a risk." ”
Sister Mei, who was also frightened next to her, also pressed Hei Changzhi's shoulder and said with palpitations: "Yes, yes, even if we fail, we don't have to take any responsibility." Zhou Yi, this kid, just let him drink it and get a bento!"
You've been going to do that from the beginning, right!?
"Natural cooking is always the scariest thing in the world. Emilina, who was holding her arms in her arms, nodded and concluded very lightly but pertinently, "Zhou Yi, I will remember you." ”
"Wait, what's the matter with this kind of line and tone that seems to have been hung up?" I couldn't help but laugh and said with a embarrassed face, "Even if it's Senior Sister Blue Feather, it's absolutely impossible for her food to eat dead people, at most it will make people go around the underworld and come back......"
There was a soft click, but the bottom of the casserole and the wooden table below it were eroded by the liquid, causing the "poisonous spring" to fall to the ground and break into many pieces.
Foreword retracted, I don't think I have a pair of iron stomachs that don't cause any adverse reactions even if I drink alien blood.
The curtain of the tent was suddenly lifted, and then Lieutenant Colonel Ding Xiangchen strode into the tent with what Wen Jiàn in his hand: "Sorry to disturb, Miss Harris, and Zhou Yi, I'm looking for you...... (looking at the messy ground for a long time) If anyone can tell me what is going on, I will be very grateful. ”
I resolutely put on an upright posture, looked at the lieutenant colonel's face without changing color, and replied loudly without a heartbeat: "We accidentally knocked over a pot of chicken soup, and that's it." ”
Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, who had a painful expression on his face, suddenly appeared a large amount of cold sweat and black lines on his head, after all, this mess on the ground didn't look like it had spilled chicken soup, but everyone present, including Senior Sister Lan Yu, nodded their heads in agreement with my words, and Ding Xiangchen finally decided not to continue to delve into it and changed his words: "Okay, I know." Let's get down to business first. After high-altitude reconnaissance, the monster is using a lot of resources in the city to continuously replenish its troops. Although the degree of the opponent's army building under the heavy fire attack was severely affected, it still caused a lot of pressure on the Federation, so after discussion, the coalition forces decided to ...... The attack will begin this afternoon!"
Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, but Emmilina didn't seem surprised by this, she nodded her head lightly and agreed, "Soldier God, it is the ideal way to defeat the opponent before he has completed all the preparations. So, what is our mission?"
Yes, Lieutenant Colonel Ding Xiangchen can't come to us for no reason, he must have come to set up a mission. Speaking of which, this battle will most likely not have much to do with Emilina until the final Boss debuts, and Sariaya and her happy magician friends will assist the army in advancing into the city and destroy monsters that are difficult to deal with with ordinary weapons, without the need for Golden Maiden or me.
And the answer given by Mr. Lieutenant Colonel also confirmed my suspicion: "Standby for the time being." You two should have consumed a lot of your fierce battle with the giant jellyfish in the mountains, and everyone expects you to get plenty of rest and then be in the best shape when the monster's boss appears. In short, no matter what kind of trouble the front-line army encounters, they will find a way to solve it by themselves, and there is no need for the two of you to waste your strength on miscellaneous soldiers. Besides, it's not okay to steal all the shots, you have to leave someone else a chance to be in the limelight, right?"
Emmilina turned her head to look at me, and I shrugged my shoulders to signal that she was in charge, so the golden girl nodded seriously and said, "Understood, Zhou Yi and I will be here patiently waiting for the attack." But I have one request, and that is to get a radio station and put it here. I hope to be able to grasp the situation on the front line in time, and you can also contact me directly by radio. In the face of monsters that are more powerful than jellyfish, it is good to arrive even a second early. ”
"I'll let someone arrange it. Ding Xiangchen, who received an affirmative answer from the girl, nodded with satisfaction and said, "Then don't bother." And remember to clean up the chicken soup on the floor, if it's really chicken soup......"
"Meow. After Mr. Lieutenant Colonel went out, Senior Sister Lan Yu also clearly realized that her cooking was a failure, and immediately lowered her head and let out a lovely whimper from her mouth, "How can this be? Sister Mei, isn't it possible that the method you taught me is not quite right?"
The female man grabbed the back of her head embarrassedly and sneered: "Ahahaha, because you are going to make it for Zhou Yi to drink, I can't help but want to add some fierce ingredients to him to try it out if I am not careful, but it seems to be a bit excessive." I'm sorry, I'll check the information carefully next time. ”
Are you sure you can't mislead people by teaching people how to cook!? I suddenly seem to understand why the natural cooking technique is so bad......
It's better not to say it for the sake of your life.
"Anyway, let's clean up this mess on the ground first. Emilina couldn't help but show a painful expression when she looked at the mosaics all over the ground, "Then we will drink tea and wait for the attack, it shouldn't be too long." (To be continued!)
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