[028] fake drama real work
"Okay, for the sake of everyone's support for my work, let's stop here today, I hope you will continue to work hard in the future and support the cause of human freedom. Before leaving, Lu Yan did not forget to make a summary of his performance today.
"Woo~~Woo~~"
Suddenly, there was a burst of interstellar police sirens in the distance.
"Who called the police?" Lan Yue'er was so angry when she heard the sound of the police car that she immediately turned around and asked the people of the Zhu family angrily.
The room was full of people who hid and hid, and I really didn't know how these fat people like balls squeezed into those corners.
Lu Yan hurriedly grabbed Lan Yue'er's hand and called softly: "Grandma, let's go quickly! Don't we just want them to call the police?"
"Oh yes, I forgot, I thought we were here to advertise, hee-hee. Lan Yue'er stuck out her little tongue, and then remembered that the purpose of their trip was to let Markeby know that they had arrived in Nanjing.
Lu Yan hugged a big beauty in his left and right hands, rushed out of the Zhu Mansion with them in his arms, stuffed the two beauties into the back seat, and then drove in the other direction.
The police's pursuit is easy to get rid of, just let Lan Yue'er use her mental strength to move a few big stones on the side of the road from time to time and put them in the middle of the road, and after a while, the police car behind her disappeared.
Upload! Lu Yan posted all the hard-won photos of the Zhu family supporting him on the Internet, and the one in Zuihou's swimsuit was Lan Yue'er insisted on giving the name 'Lu Yan's presidium cheerleader'.
After that, Lu Yan called Luo Wei again and asked them to help publicize and spread the post.
"OK, that's enough to prove that I'm in Nanjing. Although Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief after uploading the photo, his expression did not feel relaxed, because then he could only wait to see what Macby's attitude was towards Wangbahao's death and his departure from Yangzhou.
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Beijing, Zhongnanhai.
Macqua sat on the couch in Whambahao's residence with cold eyes.
Yesterday, Macabi was waiting for news from Whamba Hao all day long, of course he was waiting for Womba Hao to bring good news to himself, as long as Wemba Hao could use those 451 people to trap and kill Lu Yan, he could leave this hateful earth, of course, Macabi was also prepared for the worst, that is, if Lu Yan really rescued those 451 people, Maccabi would not say a word, and immediately transferred Wemba Hao to Xiluoya Star, so that poor Wong Ba Hao could carry this black cauldron.
However, unexpectedly, in the evening, Maccabie saw a piece of news that made him stunned, worse than the worst news - the death of Whambahao.
At that moment, he was stunned, he didn't believe it was true, Macabie desperately called Wambacho's calls, but they were all blind tones, the machine suit of the Okclley Star was very powerful, and this would only happen when Wombahao's machine suit stopped working completely.
"Is Wombahao really dead?" Maccabie still pinned his hopes on the possibility of a mechanical failure of the machine suit, and Womba Hao couldn't hear his own call, but when he searched for a large number of photos of Womba Hao's cause of death from the Internet, and saw Wamba Hao's machine suit being teased by people in his hands, his heart fell to the bottom.
"Whamba's death, this is definitely a big deal! The earth is the area I am responsible for, on an inferior planet like the earth, my subordinates will die, and I, as their boss, will definitely be implicated, I have checked, my previous term was taken down because of the 'red-eyed mutant' Huang Yu hacked to death the Orkle star, what should I do now? How can I explain it face to face? Will I be removed from my post from above? Will I, the youngest senator of the Interstellar Alliance, be dismissed?"
Macabie's first thought was his position, and now he was no longer worried about whether he could leave the earth, he was worried about whether he could still have a private spaceship, whether he could be touted like a god on several planets, and be able to judge the life and death of some people at will like a judge on these planets.
"Hmph! If I am dismissed, no matter what, I will kill everyone in Yangzhou, and I will make all Yangzhou people have to be buried for my loss and my anger. Macabi suddenly roared like madness, and after the roar his suppressed mood calmed down a little, and he rolled his eyes, and he suddenly trembled again.
"No, now I can't go to Yangzhou, if Lu Yan and they really have a way to kill Wangbahao, they will definitely be able to hurt me, the cause of Wangbahao's death uploaded on the Internet is strange, and with my understanding of the Okley machine suit, it is impossible for these people to kill Wangbahao, I must know the cause of Wangbahao's death first." Thinking of this, Macabi hurriedly sat down again and looked it up on the Internet.
"Huh, it is said on the Internet that the Santanya warrior is not dead, and I must wait for him to come back and understand the situation clearly before making a decision. ”
Maccabi kept thinking and watching anxiously, and it wasn't until noon the next day that he looked forward to returning the Santanya warrior.
"Santanya warrior mastiff, you are guilty. Maccabie's bloodshot eyes shried at the Santanya warrior, he just wanted to pour out all his worries and anger for the day and night.
"Yes, my subordinates are guilty, and I have not fulfilled my responsibility to protect Lord Wangbahao. Santanya said with a shudder.
"So Whamba is really dead?" Markebi was still asking the Santanya warrior again with a one-ten-thousandth hope, but when he saw the Santanya warrior nodding affirmatively, his heart completely fell to the freezing point.
Still, the air here seems to have frozen.
After a long time, Maccobi's brain seemed to be working again, and after looking at the trembling Santanya warrior, he asked in a sinister voice, "How did Wangbahao die?"
"Hacked to death by Lu Yan!" replied the Santanya warrior with hatred.
"But I didn't see any damage to Wombahao's suit?" Marcobi's eyes turned crimson again, he had carefully looked at the photos on the Internet before, so he was sure that the suit was not torn.
"Oh... This, this..."The Santanya warrior panicked when he heard Macbi's questioning at this moment, in fact, he didn't know how Wangba Hao died, he just saw Lu Yan rushing to deal with Wangba Yuehao, so he guessed that Lu Yan hacked Wangba Hao to death.
"I'm asking you!" said Maccabi angrily again.
The Santanya warrior had to tangle his face, and hurriedly replied: "Back to Lord Macbi, I was fighting with others at the time, and I didn't see the cause of Lord Wangbahao's death, I only saw Lu Yan swing his knife and pounce, and Lord Wangbahao fired a shot, and then Lord Wangbahao was suddenly ejected nearly a hundred meters away, and then died." ”
With a cold face, Macabi thought for a moment and then asked the Santanya warrior, "Have you seen what Wangba looked like after he died?"
"See, Lord Wangbahao's whole face has been shriveled, as if it has been dried by the air. Santanya Warrior said immediately.
Hearing this, Marqueby immediately remembered that he had just read an article in Yangzhou Daily, which described yesterday's events in great detail: "It seems that the description is the most accurate, is it really Wangbahao's mask that leaked to death?"
"If Wombahao really died of a quality failure in the machine suit, then I can at least put the blame on the guys in the 'engineering department', so that my responsibility is less. Thinking of this, Macabie's heart finally relaxed a little.
After the Santanya warrior saw that Mac's face was slightly better, he hurriedly said viciously: "Lord Macabie, is it so light that Lord Wangbahao's matter has spared those humans in Yangzhou?"
"Of course not, I want that Lu Yan, and I want the whole Yangzhou to be buried with Wangbahao!" "Mark shouted like a demon, his cold eyes almost shot ice, and now knowing that Lu Yan has not yet had the ability to cut through the machine suit, it also made Mark Bi a little less worried, and he immediately said viciously to the Santanya warrior: "Now you go and find Zhu Hanqun, I want to tell him that I will attack Yangzhou with ten thousand beasts besieging the city, and I will make Yangzhou disappear from the earth from now on!"
"Yes. When the Santanya warrior heard this, he turned around violently, and ran to the office of the chairman of Zhongnanhai with red eyes, this time he went to Yangzhou to make him frustrated and injured, which made the Santanya warrior angry, of course he wanted to kill back to Yangzhou, he wanted to let Yangzhou bleed like a river, and let Yangzhou City be full of blood and human corpses.
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Lu Yan came out of Zhu's house and still drove along the mountain road, there were no other vehicles on the road, and Lu Yan's mind was also constantly thinking about what would happen next, he didn't know when his news in Nanjing would let Marquebi know whether Yangzhou City could escape this catastrophe, he was still worried, but he couldn't control all this, and now he could only resign himself to fate.
"Husband, what are we going to do now?" Lan Yue'er looked at Lu Yan as if she was driving aimlessly, so she leaned up and tilted her little head and asked.
Lu Yan thought about it carefully, and said with a little solemnity: "Now that we have just finished making trouble at the puppet chairman's house, Nanjing City should be very busy today, and I am afraid it will be very troublesome to go back to the city, let's spend the night in the field today, anyway, we have tents." ”
"Hehe, we only have one tent, what is your idea?" Lan Yue'er suddenly said with a wicked smile, and after speaking, she immediately looked at Tian Xin, another big beauty beside her.
Tian Xin hurriedly lowered her head shyly and covered her blushing face with her hair.
"Oh. Lu Yan patted his head, he had been thinking about Yangzhou just now, he and Lan Yue'er used to travel together, so he actually forgot that Tian Xin was still in the car at the moment.
Tian Xin saw that Lu Yan woke up, she blushed and said, "Let's find another place to live!"
"What if I can't find another place?" Lan Yue'er turned her head and smiled, she still teased Tian Xin with a wicked smile on her face.
"Phew, you crow's mouth, Nanjing is so big, how can there be no other place to live?" Tian Xin glared at Lan Yue'er fiercely, and said with disgust.
Lan Yue'er raised her little tongue, put on a good look, smiled and continued to scare Tian Xin and said, "There are forests all around here, it's hard to find a place to live!"
"Dead girl, you're bad!" Tian Xin blushed and patted Lan Yue'er on the back.
Lu Yan heard Lan Yue'er mention the forest, and he still wanted to make things in Nanjing bigger, so that Macby knew that he was no longer in Yangzhou, but in Nanjing, so he suddenly said: "Either we go to the forest and have a look, there must be a forest lord here, maybe we can find the lair of the Nanjing forest lord, there are many rooms there, so that we have enough places to live." ”
The car immediately became unusually quiet.
No one answered Lu Yan, which made Lu Yan puzzled for a while, so he had to turn around and ask, "What, isn't this proposal good?"
"Husband, you're really not interesting! If you say that you can't find a place to live tonight, you can only squeeze three people into a tent, then some people will be happy!" Lan Yue'er scolded Lu Yan fiercely, and then secretly glanced at Tian Xin and smiled.
Tian Xin's face became even redder, and she immediately blamed Lan Yue'er and said, "Phew, today we will go to find that forest lord's lair, so I won't live with the two of you." ”
Lu Yan had an epiphany.
"Smack!" Lu Yan pretended to slap himself on the lips fiercely, and muttered: "I'm stupid, I'm really not open-minded, yes, I'm not going to find the forest lord today, the three of us will spend the night in this wilderness." ”
"Haha!" Lan Yue'er smiled and leaned back.
"Badass, badass, two big villains!" Tian Xin first slapped Lu Yan twice on the back with a red face, and then scratched Lan Yue'er's itch, and said in his mouth: "Why did I come out with the two of you? Two big villains." ”
"Hey, hey, I'm kind enough to ask you to come out and play. Lan Yue'er smiled and still explained.
Tian Xin blushed and continued to stare at Lan Yue'er and said, "It's just that you don't have a good heart, you are the worst!"
"Hmph, you said I didn't have a good heart, did you?"
Lan Yue'er suddenly glared and pretended to be angry, and then she said to Lu Yan: "Husband, Sister Tian Xin said that I am a bad person, are you and I accomplices?"
Lu Yan guessed what Lan Yue'er meant, this little girl was going to play domineering, which was in line with her own wishes, so she immediately replied with a smile: "Of course, we are a gang of bad guys." ”
Lan Yue'er immediately stared at Tian Xin with a ** look, and said to Lu Yan: "Husband, I'm going to do this bad guy to the end, now I've deceived this beauty for you, and now I'm in the car, it's time for you to appear next, now how are you going to deal with this beauty." ”
"Ga~~"
The car stopped.
"Ahh
Lu Yan turned his head, and immediately showed an expression that only the big bad wolf has, he wiped his saliva, and then his hands were hooked, and he slowly crawled over from the side of the car seat, and said greedily to Tian Xin: "Beauty, if you get into my car today, don't think about running anymore, you will get from me!"
"No, no, no. Tian Xin was so frightened that he clasped his hands in front of his chest, shook his head desperately, and put on a posture of swearing to die.
"Husband, I'm going to be your accomplice, do you want me to help you hold her hand?" Lan Yue'er roared happily and gloatingly on the side, and then she was about to reach out and pull away Tian Xin's hand that was covering her chest.
"No, the chest is mine, I can do it myself. Lu Yan stared at Tian Xin's arrogant chest with greedy eyes, and said with pursed lips.
"Husband, what can I do for you?" Lan Yue'er asked again while striving to be a virtuous helper.
"Oh..."Lu Yan thought for a while and said, "Either you can help me hold one of her legs." ”
"Haode, wrap it around me. After Lan Yue'er finished speaking, she happily split Tian Xin's snow-white long legs, "No, don't!"
"Pounce!"
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Lu Yan tore Tian Xin's hands apart with one hand, grabbed the softness of Tian Xin's chest with the other hand, and pounced on the weak body that was still struggling......