【027】Welcome to Zhu's house

No matter how awkward Lu Yan's performance was in Tian Xin's eyes, the Zhu family took it as a real thing, and it was originally terrifying to spread the mutants on the Internet, plus there was a world-renowned mutant standing in front of them, which made these people tremble, even if the outside world spread Lu Yan's reputation well, there were only two words left in the eyes of the Zhu family, afraid, because their Zhu family stood with the Okley people.

At this moment, there was no more shouting and screaming upstairs, and they followed the security guard and the two nursing teachers who walked down quietly, seeing Lu Yan's face full of fierce expressions, but there were some teasing and teasing eyes in his eyes that made these people even more trembling.

Seeing that everyone had already gathered downstairs, Lu Yan crooked his mouth and ordered viciously: "Zhu Hanqun's family is standing on my left, and the others are standing on my right. ”

Soon, more than a dozen people trembling all over his body appeared on Lu Yan's left, both old and young. And these dozen people all have a common feature, just like Zhu Hanqun's figure, they are all fat, and Zhu Hanqun's eldest wife and his favorite seventh wife are on this side, because there are often shots of Zhu Hanqun taking these two people to visit abroad on TV, so Lu Yan knows.

"I'm Lu Yan, I'm afraid you also know me. ”

Lu Yan first shook his arms like a bandit, introduced himself proudly, and then continued: "I'm afraid you have also read the "Lu Yan Statement" I posted on the Internet a few days ago, I am now going to declare war on aliens and expel aliens, and the people of the whole country will listen to me Lu Yan in this matter, and I want to win more supporters now, so I will start with Zhu Hanqun's family." Expelling aliens, everyone is responsible, those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me die!"

It was the first time for Lu Yan to play such a role, so he said all the shocking words he could think of.

"Flutter~" Tian Xin obviously didn't expect Lu Yan to add such nondescript words to her lines, she didn't hold back, and finally laughed out loud.

Someone laughed, and Lu Yan immediately made a big red face.

The people of the Zhu family were even more confused when they saw this scene, and they didn't know which play these three people sang here.

Saving the scene is like fighting a fire, this is a moment related to the fate of the people of Yangzhou, he hurriedly pointed to Tian Xin and turned his head to the Zhu family and said fiercely: "My wife is known as the smiling witch, if she laughs, it means that she wants to kill someone." ”

Tian Xinxue's face froze, her brows furrowed, she was angry that someone was taking advantage of herself, Lu Yan actually introduced herself as his wife in front of the president's family, as if something had happened between them, but now she can't refute it, she is annoyed!

However, at this moment, Tian Xin's cold and angry expression really had a bit of a witch's temperament in the eyes of the Zhu family, and the Zhu family's heart hung again.

Seeing that he had rescued the field, Lu Yan immediately shifted his attention, and shouted fiercely again: "Do you support me Lu Yan?"

The sudden roar frightened the group of women and children into weakness and almost fell down.

"Support, support, we are also forced to bow to the aliens. At this time, a middle-aged fat woman with a round figure came out and said loudly, this is Zhu Hanqun's eldest wife, as Zhu Hanqun has visited many countries, she has also seen some people in the world, she hurriedly walked out, and said with a trembling smile on her face.

Lu Yan pursed his lips disdainfully: "It's not okay to just verbally support it." ”

After speaking, Lu Yan took out a slogan that said 'Support Lu Yan' and threw it in front of Zhu Hanqun's wife, and said viciously: "You must take this slogan and take a picture! ”

"This...?" Zhu Hanqun's family members were suddenly dumbfounded, they said a few soft words in front of Lu Yan in private, and there was nothing for the aliens to hear anyway, but if they took a picture, it would become evidence, which would definitely bring trouble to their family and Zhu Hanqun, so these people all stood there with big eyes and did not move.

"What, disagree?"

Lu Yan frowned, his eyes stood angry, he pursed his lips, and put on a more vicious expression, it can be seen that these people are still hesitating, Lu Yan knows that he has to move something real, and suddenly he picked up the dark angel and turned his hand back is a knife.

When he entered the hall, Lu Yan had already seen the surrounding situation clearly, and knew that there was a stone statue more than two meters high next to the door of the hall, he didn't want to kill, but he still wanted to scare it.

With a flash of black light, Lu Yan's dark angel slashed diagonally through the middle of the ironclad warrior stone statue that was more than two meters tall like a black lightning.

"Huh!"

Like the sound of a strong wind sweeping through the treetops, there was a soft sound.

After that, there was no sound, but the hall was very quiet, and the people of the Zhu family knew that they had rejected Lu Yan, and Lu Yan would definitely give them some color to see, but they saw that Lu Yan turned around and waved his knife, and there was no movement, and they had no idea what was going on.

But then, there was a soft sound in the hall where the pins could be heard...

"噌~噌噌~~"

Suddenly, the ironclad warrior stone statue made a slight grinding sound like two stones grinding against each other, and then the grinding sound became louder and louder.

At this time, the people in the hall noticed that half of the stone statue's body was slowly sliding diagonally, and continued to make a 'pong' sound until it was zuihou.

"Boom!boom~~"

The upper body of the stone statue slammed to the ground, shattering.

Lu Yan's knife was slashed out obliquely, and the knife speed was fast, so although Lu Yan had already split the entire upper body of the stone statue diagonally, the stone statue did not move at first, but slowly slid under the action of gravity, until the slide became faster and faster, and then Zuihou fell.

"Ahh

The Zhu family was so frightened that they immediately screamed, the stone statue was completely carved from a huge piece of granite, and it was actually cut in two like a knife like cutting tofu, and the section of the stone statue was so neat that it could almost be used as a mirror.

"Who disagrees? Do any of you have a stronger statue than this statue? Lu Yan twisted his eyebrows into a knot and said viciously.

"Immediately! starts with you. ”

Lu Yan pointed at Zhu Hanqun's eldest wife with a knife angrily and said, he could see that this eldest wife was adaptable, and her words had prestige in this group of people, so he started with her.

Looking at Lu Yan's sharp black knife, Zhu Hanqun's eldest wife finally picked up the slogan of 'support Lu Yan' after some struggle, after all, she can explain to others that she is forced to be helpless, and if she doesn't take the image, the fierce god in front of her will have to act directly, but this person is strong, and she will of course choose the latter between imminent death and a lot of trouble.

So the eldest wife took a portrait with a sad face.

Lu Yan was very satisfied, he didn't ask these people to smile and take pictures, and he didn't want to hurt these people for no reason, on the one hand, Lu Yan knew that Macabi would not easily kill the home of a country's leader, they were using each other, and at the same time, letting the person who took the photo show a tangled expression would make Macabi even more unable to figure out what Lu Yan thought, Lu Yan just wanted the aliens to know that he was now in Nanjing.

With the eldest wife taking the lead, soon, Zhu Hanqun's family members also took pictures with slogans, Lu Yan looked at the photos on his phone with satisfaction while taking pictures, and at this time, a little blue velvet head stretched out and squeezed to Lu Yan's side to see the photos.

"These people are crying, and they don't look welcome and support you at all. After Lan Yue'er saw the expressions of these people in the photo, she wrinkled her nose and said dissatisfied.

Lu Yan didn't speak, in front of these people, he couldn't tell Lan Yue'er that the purpose of their trip was just to prove that they were in Nanjing, so he just smiled indifferently.

However, who knew that at this time, Lan Yue'er's earnest energy came up, and she suddenly shouted angrily to the crowd: "What do you mean by all of you crying and mourning? No, you must take a festive photo!"

With a twitch on his face, Lu Yan didn't expect Lan Yue'er to be so concerned about this issue, he didn't expect Lan Yue'er to suddenly intervene in this matter at all, but now that Lan Yue'er had spoken, and at the same time, of course he couldn't disagree with Lan Yue'er on such an occasion, so he had to nod.

"Oh... Right. ”

Lu Yan had to come to the rescue again, he thought quickly, and said in agreement: "Yes, I, or, I, we all take another group photo, you must take a photo with a smile!"

What Lu Yan said was to take a 'group photo', so that on the one hand, he followed Lan Yue'er's words, and at the same time accelerated the speed of taking pictures, Lu Yan was very satisfied with his contingency suggestions.

"Hee-hee. ”

Lan Yue'er tilted her little head and smiled weirdly, and also said in support.

But suddenly Lu Yan had an ominous premonition, he didn't know which of Lan Yue'er's nerves was touched and excited by his words, this little girl did things unusually.

At this time, Lan Yue'er suddenly shouted loudly: "It's not okay to just take a group photo like this, if we want to take a group photo, let's take a group photo of swimsuits!"

"Swimsuits?"

Lu Yan's eyes were as big as a light bulb, and his jaw almost hit the ground, and he looked back at Lan Yue'er in surprise.

Lan Yue'er said with a smug face: "Yes, haven't you seen those 'cheerleaders' who support the competition? They all wear 'swimsuits' and hold bouquets to support others, so I'm going to create a 'cheerleader' for you to really support you." ”

was stunned for a while, looking at these in front of me, and then at these fat big sisters and aunts, they wanted to put on swimsuits for themselves to support themselves, Lu Yan's eyes twitched and jumped, yes, even Zhu Hanqun's youngest wife is a fat woman in her thirties, let these people who seem to have swimming rings on their bodies take swimsuit photos, how their 'cheerleaders' look at it, it is sad.

Suddenly seeing that Zhu Hanqun's family was still staring at him, obviously waiting for his decision, Lu Yan suddenly twisted his face, and he didn't know whether he was aggrieved or angry: "What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you go and change into swimsuits?"

After all, it is a big family, they are all people who have seen some of the world, and they have a swimming pool at home, it is estimated that these people walk around the house in swimsuits every day and wear ordinary clothes, so after a while, these people are wearing swimsuits and walking down, and these aunts and aunts are all three-point no matter what their body shape, and the three pieces of cloth are deeply trapped in a pile of fat meat, like a ball of meat stamped with three triangular inspection seals.

"Lu Yan, you smile!"

Lan Yue'er also arranged for Lu Yan to take a group photo with everyone in the 'cheerleading team', which can prove that she is supporting Lu Yan's 'cheerleading team'.

Lu Yan was surrounded by a large mass of fat around him, and he squeezed out some smiles in pain.

"Eggplant!"

"Click!"

It's finally over.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Lu Yan took the mobile phone in Lan Yue'er's hand, and saw that his smile in the photo was no different from the smiling faces of those around him, they were all the miserable appearance after being ravaged in every way.

However, on the whole photo, in addition to the person's smile is a little stiff, the picture sense of the photo is still very good, the people around Lu Yan are all holding the slogan 'Support Lu Yan' in their left hand, holding a bouquet in their right hand, and slogans are also posted on the surrounding walls, which look unusually festive, and there are two fat mothers with white flesh and round bodies curled up on the ground with a banner slogan, which reads {Welcome Lu Yan to Zhu's house}.